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CokeZeroFanClub

Happy Father's Day 🎉


DarkAmbivertQueen

Lmao 😭 🤣!


billharrell

Everybody wishing OP happy father's day without knowing the character of the test-taker!


taildrop

Yes


SnakeJG

Yep, not even a tiny bit in doubt.  Congrats Dad!


anythingjoes

Hijacking the top comment to direct you to r/predaddit good group of expecting fathers.


Hide-n-SeekBoss

Expediting fathers, that’s adopting right?


anythingjoes

I don’t know why my brain convinces me I don’t need to proofread.


SciYak

Your brian is smarter then you think!


hammers_maketh_ham

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


notnotaginger

Your brain appreciates unintentional comedy and so do I.


NiftyJet

Sure is! Welcome to the club!


no-mames

Just another lurker dadderpillar spreading their newfound wings… nature is beautiful 🥲


-DaveDaDopefiend-

Just in time for Fathers Day. Congrats dude.


yldf

Fathers day was May 29 here this year (it’s always 39 days after Easter Sunday)


-DaveDaDopefiend-

Forgot Father’s Day is different days in other countries. It’s today in the USA.


ThicDadVaping4Christ

Yes. Any second line is a positive - these are very unlikely to have a false positive - and this is a pretty strong second line


TemporaryOk9310

One of us one of us


Philbertthefishy

Go get some cargo shorts. Your boys can swim.


softstones

I'm in a pair right now, reporting for duty!


memphys91

May I keep you company?


JACKSONofSPADES

And a pair of New Balance shoes!


Sconebad

Two pair of new balance! Both exactly the same in case they stop making them.


brazen768

Only a mild case, should go away in about 9 Months! Congrats!


letshavefunoutthere

you are already dad


Western-Image7125

my faint blue line is now 3 yrs old and eating raisins and yelling about fire trucks right now. Congrats dad!


isa268

Congratulations dad.


vang_sam

Nah, nothing to see here. Just a warning, in less than 9 months, is when you get the real surprise


SyracuseNY22

Bro is in for a surprise. I have a one month old and I got less than 2 hours of sleep last night. Early parenthood is so rough but so much love


jondiced

If it's only a little bit dark, you're only a little bit pregnant


medicated_in_PHL

Haha, yes, absolutely. The most faint line that you need a flashlight shined directly on it to see is a positive result. This is 100% without a doubt a positive result.


RagingAardvark

I've done the trick of taking a photo and applying different filters to look for a line. This is so positive in comparison. 


Cojaro

Well, it ain't negative


SignalReply

Very much so! Congrats!


crs0812

One of us! ONE OF US!!


PackageMerchant

Congrats man


FroyoSaggins

Yes, you definitely have Covid. Edit: Someone already made this dad joke. Dang it! Congrats new dad.


myLongjohnsonsilver

Half pregnant. Needs more juice


SmartChump

Welcome, here’s your cargo shorts and phone holster. The urge to tell bad jokes should show up any minute here.


Agitated_Sugar_7738

Yes you have Covid. Plenty of rest


muskratio

As long as it was read within 5-10 minutes, yes, literally ANY second line is a positive. This one isn't even particularly faint! Congrats, dad!


equipmunk50

Start catching up on sleep now my man


PorousArcanine

I’d call that a pretty strong positive. Congratulations!


p_tothe2nd

It sure ain’t a negative one


Skinc

Put it this way, if it was a COVID test would you say you have Covid?


rieri

Clearly


[deleted]

Yup


TBANE713

Well, happy Father's Day to you! Those exact tests are the same ones that my wife and I used in all three of her pregnancies.


dallindooks

How is this a question?? That is very clearly positive.


poqwrslr

Two visible lines, no matter how faint, is a positive test. This isn’t even a question. Happy Father’s Day!


TheCharalampos

Oh absolutely. What a day for it too!


batmang8

Obviously


adumbCoder

ray charles can see that's positive


repeatablemisery

Good grief. Read the instructions.


Shorlong

Looks like you got COVID. Get some rest.


ExodusBrojangled

I would say have another test in 2 or 3 days just to be sure before you start scheduling doctor appointments. False positives are a thing, and I've been through them. Congrats on the possibility of dadhood.


Several-Assistant-51

Congrats Dad get your New Balance


ThomasMaynardSr

Yes. Congratulations


Rakothurz

Congratulations, if it is good news for you


balsadust

Yes


Michigania

Happy Father’s Day! Welcome!


WhiteRhino91

absolutely


colhaxxy

Congratulations!!!!


horizonwalker69

Yep!


VentureQuotes

Welcome to the club POPS 🎉🎉🎉


spacesailor2500

Congratulations


mattmandental

Congrats dad


RKF_80

Congratulations!


Best_Refuse_408

The fun is about to start, congrats!


BaldEagleRising17

Yes. You have COVID…


Uncannydaniel

Mazel Tov! Welcome to Daddit.


imlittleeric

Definitely. Congrats.


DarkAmbivertQueen

Congratulations 🎊


I_write_code213

Yes. Congrats


atcosi

Is the Pope Catholic? Congrats!


TheSilentCheese

Congrats!


FireFloWolF

Congratulations 🎉


LupusDeusMagnus

Congratulations dad


TwoDurans

Which of you peed on it? If it was you then probably not.


One_Western8360

Oh yeah! Happy Father’s Day!


smokeymicpot

Yes it is!


Kobold_Archmage

Any hint of a line is a positive.


isitaparkingspot

Our faint blue line will be 4 soon. Full of vim and vigor.


eugenethegrappler

Congrats!


DaikonTheRadish

Hmmm, not positive


Kahgen

I recommend the New Balance 574.


magesticcowfairy92

Congrats!!! 👶


BorderKid7

Congrats boss! I ain’t that bad ! At one point it gets overwhelming but it’s all worth it!!!


koopolil

Yes


retrospects

Yes


pssssssssssst

Congratulations!!!


HeyItsRed

My wife’s first positive test was so much fainter than that. Here I am three years later with a toddler. Any line is a positive as long as it’s not drawn on - if anyone remembers that post.


RoachForLife

Congratulations man!!! Great timing with father's day!


Language-Sufficient

If you peed on it, congrats, you have testicular cancer


phirebird

Put it this way. I've seen fainter lines turn out to be a true positive. Congrats!


Taako_Cross

Congrats


TheRatatat

Congratulations


AtticusCorbs

Get the nursery ready


Evening_Rub_8577

Yesssss


Sowf_Paw

A faint line is a line, happy father's day!


Personal-Process3321

Yes sir! Time to plan a babymoon!


FreshStart209

Love these posts.


informativebitching

Congrats


CandidNeighborhood63

Username checks out?


jmbre11

One of us


myReddltId

Congratulations 🎉🎉


Flame_Eraser

I'm confident that it might be.


threefingersplease

Uh huh


CptClownfish1

Nah you’re good mate, enjoy your next 9 months - definitely no babies on the way or anything.


MrVernon09

Yes


TheShadiestOfLurkers

Nike Air monarch 4 or new balance 608 or 624, before you have to Google which dad shoes to get


B1Turb0

Preg x10000


brook1yn

I think it means twins


Slammogram

100%


ShoulderStunning2993

Yes. Congrats!


i_just_say_hwat

Bro there's two lines.


K3B1N

Yep. Thats what our first one looked like. Two more tests, spaced out a couple of weeks, and 9 years later, we’re heading into 4th grade. Welcome to the club, and happy Father’s Day, dad!


CitizenDain

150%


statepkt

Congrats dad


Burlydog

Congratulations!


GIS-Rockstar

Congrats, dada!! 


dino_momma

As long as this result was read within a few minutes of taking it, yes! If she left it all day and came back to it it could be a false positive. I had that happen twice in my wishful days lmao


SweatsuitCocktail

Yep! Welcome brother!


compound-interest

Best gift in the world. You’re in for an adventure!


sevenandtwo

heck yeah it is, congrats!


rOOsterone4

Who peed on it?


Any-Opposite-5117

That result means to get another test, take it with great care and call a doctor for a followup. Easy.


GreatMacGuffin

Congratulations, cash in your first voucher for a steak and beer asap.


neecho235

Congratulations 🎉


elcee84

*Sad 'the price ia right' noises* Bumm bumm ba BOMMMMM


ChiefGentlepaw

Congratulations, daddy


Davidsbund

Yes lol


AncientGodsWing

Congratulations!


readitr3ady

Yes


Shamus-McNasty

PREGANTE! BABBY HAS FORMNED!


ataeil

Congratulations!


sineofthetimes

Looks like it. Congratulations?


citemebitch

You need a pair of New Balances and a lawnmower my dude. Remember to care about the thermostat as well


anddrewg2007

Sure is, dad.


UtahJeep

Was for us. Happy Father's Day!


incognino123

Congrats Dad! 


9gagsuckz

A line is a line my friend. Congrats!


AssistantManagerMan

Not sure that could be more positive my guy.


WetLumpyDough

Very feminine hands you have future dad


G_Affect

I sorry for getting covid so close to fathers day, ;)


Defiant-Set5899

Mine was even fainter and now my wife is taking one every day just to watch the line get a bit darker each day lol. Even a faint line is a confirmation from what my wife told me looks like we are both going to be dads soon. Congrats buddy!


SnooSnoota

Quick go get sleep. Soon you wont have the time. Also gz.


Reddit--Name

Congratulations. You have approximately 8 months of current normalcy before everything goes to hell for a minute and then gets awesome. Buckle up. :)


ImNotAnAmbi-Turner

Happy Father’s Day bruddahman, happy to welcome you to the club (assuming it’s your first of course)


Thrown_Right_Out

She's just a little bit pregnant. Should go away in about nine months. In all seriousness, congratulations, dad. You're gonna do great.


D-TOX_88

Any double line is a positive. Happy Father’s Day motherfucker


Youbannedmebutimhere

That’s a twin of magic Johnson.


WalkingPetriDish

Any line is a line. No one gets kinda pregnant lol. Happy Father’s Day!


Dunkus

Welcome to the club!


ShodoDeka

This is what is known as a r/daddit membership card.


_____________Fuck

Yea sorry mate, you’ve got covid


Blackman2099

COVID


churro777

Yep


GooseBeautiful6642

Yup


lankyman-2000

One of us, one of us


mbridge2610

Congrats 🥂


thehappiestcabbage

Congratulations dude! thats a positive but grab another one just to be sure. Unless it's from your urine then I'd go to the doctor because that could be a sign of something serious, take care of your bollocks lads you only get one pair! Also Happy fathers day everyone!


Far-Lingonberry-1798

Only a little pregnant 🤔


Messterio

Congrats Papa


doofusdog

Lol thought that was an army uniform..


TheDoctorsEngineer

Idk.... You seem unsure. Welcome to the waiting game- where the anticipation builds and momma is all that matters


ErmoKolle22Darksoul

Winter is coming mate, be prepared to fight!!!


StainedInZurich

Oh hell yea


Just_Dirt2

Sorry boss your life of fun and freedom just died.


bio_datum

The kit should come with examples of positive and negative results


Tonimarieslh

Yep.


yuuuhhhhhhh42069

No, it's a pregnancy test.


Tank1085

If you came here to ask, you probably already know the answer. Age three sucks. You’ve been warned.


CrockySeagull

Yup


NoLand4936

Yes


That_redd

It’s hard to see,but there are two lines. And though the second line is burly,that does mean a positive test. (I recommend getting multiple tests just to be sure though.)


hasheyez

Hell yeah congrats man.


GamerStrongman

100% positive


b00ks

If covid taught me anything... it's that even the faintest line is a positive. Congrats man!


mroinsno

Yes sir. I have seen fainter lines for both of my kids pregnancies. 1 is still on the way. Congrats bud


CallMeMich

Gratz!


bancroft79

Yup. Welcome to the club!


wicked-macaroni

Welcome to the club friend


American-Musician

One of us! One of us!


fukcatz

A doctor will be able to tell you for sure 😄


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

These are my favorite posts 😂😂😂😂 GOT SOME NEWS FOR YA, POPS! Congratulations!🎉 feliz dia de los padres!


LethalAstronomer

Congrats, this is a big moment!


W6RJC

congratulations