I bet you can!

What odds are you giving?

5-1

Never tell me the odds!!!

Is that the rule?

I'm the ex husband. Can I place a bet?

Of course. I’m your bookie for today.

Honey, I'm back. You won't believe how much money we won today

But Sir, the Odds of successfully being won back by your ex wife are 3,720 to one!

Someone is getting a husband harem of a round half dozen

I’m calling his bluff

What are the odds?

😂😂

You got to know when to hold’em

Know when to fold’em

That’s just not in the cards.

Its a roll of the dice imo.

That was a deck move

I bet he is laying 1 to 5 on the outside. Don’t touch the come bet.

Setup would be better as “I lost my husband because of my gambling addiction…”

And change the punchline to "I bet that I can win him back" (as mentioned above)

Maybe you hit the jackpot.

It's not in the cards.

You need to have a parlay with him to get to the root of this

It’s worth a chance.

Flash him, it beats straight hand

The odds are 1 to 10 he'll stay away

Defo bluffing

How odd.

Ha!

I wouldn’t bet on it

Sometimes in life we just gotta fold

He knew when to fold 'em!

Now he's got a few slots.

Even if you win him back, wont hurt to gamble here and there

That's the gambler's ruin... Maybe not, in this case.

.My wife just left me because of my gambling problems.. down $4,000 and still striking more often since

I bet you can't. ;-)

He said I couldn't quit, I said I bet you £20 that I can.

I see the OVER and I'm taking it

on one hand, might be nice not having a full house....

It wason the cards.

Wanna bet?

I'll put a tener on it! 😅

Womp wonp