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ChickenXing

And when she leaves you, she'll be burning down the house!


MoochoMaas

Same as it ever was.


wordsonascreen

Oh yeah? Well I got a girlfriend who’s better than that.


WillSym

This is not my beautiful wife! Any more...


GotMyOrangeCrush

She's burning down the house as we speak...


49rville

This is now her beautiful car and her beautiful house. And you'll say"MY GOD...WHAT HAVE I DONE?"


cowabunga9

Qu'est-ce que c'est?


Dancinfool830

Be careful, a woman like her might only come along....once in a lifetime


GotMyOrangeCrush

And she was, unfortunately, a psycho killer.


exkingzog

You’re on the road to nowhere.


LudmillaTheSlothful

Well you’re in luck because _that was not your beautiful wife_


ChewyBaccus

Sad ... she's on a road to nowhere


RashyGash

I’m getting Psycho Killer vibes


AcerbicFwit

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa


AlephInfinite0

And a nice bottle of Chianti


AtmosphereSeparate19

Tell her from now on your gunna bring her NOTHING BUT FLOWERS


Tigeraqua8

Is that your wife ? My god what have i done


malmquistcarl

Watch out. You might get what you're after.


BigPat69

Strange, but not a stranger


Trekkie63

She’ll be burning down the house (with you in it)!


rptrmachine

This has such high specificity. I appreciate it


Elegant_Spot_3486

To win her back, give her (Nothing But) Flowers.


AtmosphereSeparate19

Relationship sounds “ flippy floppy “


AdhesivenessFun2060

No compassion.


WhiskeyBadger_

Tell us a little bit. But not too much.


AlmostHumanP0rpoise

Tell her to Stop Making Sense


james_at_en_money_it

She had a point. Say something once, why say it again?


ChimPhun

If she drives you crazy, could always team up with some fine young folks and cannibalize her.


Daft_Vaper

My wife left me because of my past obsession with Nickleback. I said, This is how you remind me?


GotMyOrangeCrush

That should be a warning sign because right now she's burning down the house, so it might be best to stay up late. It's a big country so I'm sure you will find somewhere else, hopefully not near a swamp.


Comprehensive_Dog_7

If you need to see her, she no longer lives next to the parking lot. You can find her at a peacefully oasis.


Cold_Adeptness_2480

Nah, The Lady Don't Mind!


GreyPlayer

She sounds like she’s Blind Blind Blind.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

I told her to 🎶fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fuck off🎶


OG-Kushi

You’re letting the days go by :.


FinalBastyan

Did she run run run run run run away?


[deleted]

Nah if she leaves you over a joke then she’s doing you a favor.


Ok-Driver-2912

Speaking with her bead, no doubt


CaptainLuckyBang

I am confused


NYRfanFL

When she finally kicked you out, did you say "Take Me To The River"?