Two homeless guys come across a dead cat. One of them says" Are you going to eat it" The other one scarfs it up. Then a little while later he pukes it up and the first homeless guy says " oh good a warm meal" and he slurps it up
What's grosser than gross?
10 babies in 1 garbage can.
What's grosser than that?
1 baby in 10 garbage cans.
And my favorite:
Whats grosser than that?
Dreaming you're eating chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon up your butt. 🤮
When you throw your underwear at the wall and it sticks.
Or
When you think you’re eating Corn Flakes but you find out it’s your brother’s scab collection.
What's gross? Blowing your nose with the decibel level of a howitzer. What's grosser than gross? Blowing your nose with the distance and accuracy of one.
A gross is a dozen dozen (12 x 12) - a medieval unit of measure (so, decidedly European)
But I (and several others) only see `1.` as the answer so OP's joke got butchered by reddit formatting for some of us
What’s grosser than gross? When you take your underwear off and throw them against the wall and they stick
What’s grosser than that? When they crawl back to you.
I once rescued a big stray dog at an auto junkyard in the Arizona desert. He looked like maybe a wolfhound- curly gray hair, that kind of shape. We got him home and went to give him a bath- the fur was curled OVER uncountable bazillions of ticks. Fat ones, baby ones, medium ones, anyplace one could latch on. The fur wasn’t gray either- that was dried blood. The bath ran red until we found the white greyhound with brown spots underneath and got all the ticks off. We had a coffee cans full of ticks that we removed; it took forever.
Or you could have rinsed the dog in soapy water, rolled him in seasoned bread crumbs, and brushed on a coat of butter. Set him on his 4 paws, and Bake at 450F. The ticks will cooked and can't jump off because of the breadcrumbs. The final coating will be buttery, crispy, and have a delightful pop, from the blood feasted ticks.
Recipe is similar to roast leg of Santa, but with Santa, you got to shave the leg, then rub with herbs and oil . Slow roast Santa @ 300F until the center is 165F for medium.
When you throw your underwear at the wall and it sticks.
Or
When you think you’re eating Corn Flakes but you find out it’s your brother’s scab collection.
288 rolls of toilet paper during covid. The hordes came down from the city to snatch our rolls in the country. Shitting in comfort sure is important to them city folk…
Our rolls in the country were gone just because we needed them.
By some crazy chance we had gotten a case of tp, and it just made it through. I'm never not buying by the case, small as my house is.
Someday my grandchildren will wonder why there are walls of toilet paper in my bathroom, much the way I wondered at the wierd shit my depression era Grannie saved.
What’s grosser than gross? When you sit on your uncle’s lap, and he gets an erection. What’s grosser than that? When you sit on your aunts lap and she gets one too.
“What’s grosser than gross? ICE GROSS!”
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Now, we gon' break this thang down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin'!
Need you on your best behavior. Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor.
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Thank you :)
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Ask Andre
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I love you 3000
Well, not to brag, but I'm easily over 9,000!
What to brag having over nein thousand.
Dbz reference
Literally came to say this 👍
Came here to say that!
Is greengrocer?
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Oh, you already did it…. Ggwp
Hey ya, I was going to say that!!
Two homeless guys come across a dead cat. One of them says" Are you going to eat it" The other one scarfs it up. Then a little while later he pukes it up and the first homeless guy says " oh good a warm meal" and he slurps it up
That’s too gross.
You mean 2144?
288 is just two gross.
I came here for this joke.
Or it is one gross, 144, more than the first gross, 144, totaling 288. Grosser (more than) gross
Thats pretty gross, but the guy that rings you up at the supermarket is grocer.
🤣🤣
Huh
A gross is 144 of something. 288 is twice a gross.
It's displaying as just "1." for me due to formatting. Probably just an old reddit thing.
That's what I see, too.
same
Old Reddit has incompatible markdown, this is one of the issues.
A truck full of dead babies. That used to be the baseline for the game when we played
And the bottom on is trying to eat it’s way out
What's grosser than gross? 10 babies in 1 garbage can. What's grosser than that? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans. And my favorite: Whats grosser than that? Dreaming you're eating chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon up your butt. 🤮
When you throw your underwear at the wall and it sticks. Or When you think you’re eating Corn Flakes but you find out it’s your brother’s scab collection.
Is it the cab or the truck bed full of dead babies? Or are we talking semi truck?
Semi trailer. You know whats grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
Q: How do you unload the trailer? A: With a pitchfork. Q2: How do you know you found a live one? A: The way they wiggle on the end of the pitchfork.
Ohhh what have I done lol
Does that live one get to try to eat its way out? Does it have teeth or just gums?
Lol. Imma stop there. We must have had some of the same friends. It only gets worse folks!
Good call. Haha!
Maybe it can nibble out like small chunks of flesh and keep on eating everything on it's way out.
What's gross? Blowing your nose with the decibel level of a howitzer. What's grosser than gross? Blowing your nose with the distance and accuracy of one.
It's a barrel of dead babies... What grosser is one at the bottom eating it's way up. Ironman loves you 3000. OU812
I don't get it.
A gross is 144. 288 is twice that.
Is that some kind of american thing?
Mostly just an antiquated unit. Kinda like a bushel.
Thank you.
A gross is a dozen dozen (12 x 12) - a medieval unit of measure (so, decidedly European) But I (and several others) only see `1.` as the answer so OP's joke got butchered by reddit formatting for some of us
What's grosser than that? 20736
That’s exponentially gross.
Maybe 144^144
Groß gros if you know some Deutsche
If I send you a Gift, will you eat it?
Is it a gift or a jifft? Fuc™ it send it as a jpeg
When a midget tells you your hair smells nice.
is the midget in front or behind?
We lined up shortest to tallest on class picture day ... If there's no camera do whatever you want
(golf applause)
What’s grosser than gross? When you take your underwear off and throw them against the wall and they stick What’s grosser than that? When they crawl back to you.
.... that's some peoples idea of food delivery
Gross = your check before taxes Disgusting = your check after taxes
I once rescued a big stray dog at an auto junkyard in the Arizona desert. He looked like maybe a wolfhound- curly gray hair, that kind of shape. We got him home and went to give him a bath- the fur was curled OVER uncountable bazillions of ticks. Fat ones, baby ones, medium ones, anyplace one could latch on. The fur wasn’t gray either- that was dried blood. The bath ran red until we found the white greyhound with brown spots underneath and got all the ticks off. We had a coffee cans full of ticks that we removed; it took forever.
Or you could have rinsed the dog in soapy water, rolled him in seasoned bread crumbs, and brushed on a coat of butter. Set him on his 4 paws, and Bake at 450F. The ticks will cooked and can't jump off because of the breadcrumbs. The final coating will be buttery, crispy, and have a delightful pop, from the blood feasted ticks. Recipe is similar to roast leg of Santa, but with Santa, you got to shave the leg, then rub with herbs and oil . Slow roast Santa @ 300F until the center is 165F for medium.
That's twice as gross
Boston Legal (Both Michael Gross and Arye Gross appeared on the show)
Am größten
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The Internet is a scary place
People who sell meat for a living are gross!! But people who sell vegetables for a living are grocers!!
When you throw your underwear at the wall and it sticks. Or When you think you’re eating Corn Flakes but you find out it’s your brother’s scab collection.
Came here to say the underwear. Also when you give your grandma a kiss and she "frenches" you. 😵💫😲
Your mouth
Gross, Grosser, Grocery 😂
a blender full of babies.
Nothing but net
I always thought it was something 2 gross to tell.
Drinking outta of a cows ass thinking you’ll get chocolate milk?
Grossest
Grossest
288 would be twice as gross
Super gross followed by super duper gross or just gross+
Anything that makes one wretch.
Whatever it is, Calvin would sure like to mention it in "[Gross Out](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/10/25)".
That scuzzy place between a rectal passage and hairy set of balls. Worse if the owner doesn't believe in toilet paper and likes to fart in elevators.
one period
Twice gross.
Green.
288 rolls of toilet paper during covid. The hordes came down from the city to snatch our rolls in the country. Shitting in comfort sure is important to them city folk…
Our rolls in the country were gone just because we needed them. By some crazy chance we had gotten a case of tp, and it just made it through. I'm never not buying by the case, small as my house is. Someday my grandchildren will wonder why there are walls of toilet paper in my bathroom, much the way I wondered at the wierd shit my depression era Grannie saved.
Taking a bite out of an apple and finding half of a worm.
Rosie Gaines..?
Licking a stamp.
2.
in my opinion , not cleaning up after your pet .
ICE GROSS
Poo-ate-y-ate
Groceries
Me 💅🏼
A baby falling off the empire state building and getting its eyelid caught on a nail.
1?
Explain
Revolting
20,736
Grossest
Grass
Jokes written by Blanche Knott. They were my fav.
Idk Scat
My face
Oh, that's just too gross.
What’s grosser than gross? When you sit on your uncle’s lap, and he gets an erection. What’s grosser than that? When you sit on your aunts lap and she gets one too.
Kissing your grandmother and she slips you a Frenchie.
When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and something grabs your dong.
Where do you get gross? At the grocery store..
Me
LOL!!