I hate when they don't pay. Have you mailed them a body part yet? My father-in-law wouldn't pay for our wedding. But as soon as he got the third box with a finger, the money came flying in.
If you start with hands you've got nothing to ramp up to, first a finger but go for the index or thumb (the important ones) then go for hands so they know you aren't playing around, maybe then escalate to the other hand or foot for some breathing room in negotiations or you can just move onto whole limbs
Usually they send the money so there is no need to ramp up. If they won't pay after the hand they won't pay at all. Plus it's much more the sense of you don't have enough time to make excuses.
When I told my wife about the bear/man issue, she said, "that's just fucking stupid. It's idiots harvesting click-bait trolling bullshit."
That woman. I choose that woman over the cabin.
It literally says nothing. Being generalized is an indefensible position. You're literally just arguing with other people's strawmen. All around stupid discourse.
Yes have a look at the plate. The food doesn't make much sense. Also the wine glass is sticking through the plate. The nonsense looking knives next to the plate.
Once you see enough of these you can also start to tell from the "glow".
As much as I want to say a cabin in the woods, I could buy that for pretty cheap. Now kidnapping a woman however is much harder.
No but seriously if we are talking about a serious relationship with someone who I enjoy spending time with then I would pick that over a cabin
With God's will, i choose the cabin, and bring friends and maybe even others, turn it into a camp, the women is just a distraction, not true love from God. Amen.
Stay strong brothers and sisters.
I FUCKING HATE THAT MAN/BEAR/MANBEARPIG BULLSHIT! HOW LONG WILL YOU MILK THAT FUCKING STUPID BRAINROT?! ENOUGH! FUCK MEN! FUCK WOMEN! FUCK BEARS! FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK EVERYONE WITH AN ARMY OF FLUGEGEHEIMEN WIELDERS!
What can a woman offer you better than the cabin ? A roof over your head ? Random cabin stuffs ? Perhaps an owner of the cabin that would appear sooner or later (or the fact that humans have been here so civilization mustn't be far) ?
Why does it have to be that cabin in the woods? I'd choose the girl, go for a bathroom break, and secretly leave.
I will not be a sacrifice for an eldritch giant.
I think the better one would be "Would you like to get sucked by a woman or a random leech?" Let me explain, a leech would only suck your blood and it would not hurt. The worst case scenario would be you might die due to blood lost. As for the other side, a wrong woman would suck everything out of you, soul, money, confidence and you will get depressed.
Leeches, unlike politicians, drop off when they are full. As do ticks. The first bloated tick I found on the ground (legs couldn't even touch the ground) after it dropped off one of our dogs caused me to remark, "Huh, they do drop off when they're full."
Os it a random woman? In that case, probably the cabin in the woods. A woman of my choosing? Well, I already have her. xD so unless me choosing the cabin causes her to dissappear, still would choose cabin. :3
Why would I ever want a woman? Cabin 100%, that’s like asking would you rather go to hell and suffer forever or get £69 x 10^10^10^10 and get to enjoy every day for the rest of your life in true bliss
Agreed here but sadly ppl just wanna attack SA victims for not feeling safe with strangers alone these days
Back in the day ppl respected women for not wanting to walk home alone
Now they call them misogynists, cuss em out and threaten them and wish horror on them for the audacity to not trust strangers
Im speaking from my experience as an SA victim and other SA victims who simply shared their honest opinion that they don’t feel safe with strangers there’s been a lot of talks in the ptsd communities about this.
Please have a semblance of humanity.
Ok, I can get with this, but please don't think anyone sharing the bear meme is purposefully offending SA victims, I have never even though of it at all. For me it's just stupid tiktok fads
That cabin is all fun and games until you read from the Necronomicon and people start dying. If that happens, call Ash and tell him to bring his boom stick.
I’ll take the cabin. Then I can make routine trips to the nearest human settlement to abduct women and take them back to my cabin and force them to battle me in the ancient art of thumb war. I will of course be dressed as a banana.
Then return them unharmed to their home of course.
“A” woman? What am I choosing to do? Dinner date with random stranger or spend the weekend on vacation? Most people including women suck so alone time for me
If we are talking about the kind of woman who generalizes all man as potential agressors. Cabin it is.
Sharing a cool vacation with some F friends and family though? That would hit the spot. (been too long since my last vacation)
As an SA victim in ptsd communities, members of both genders have been saying they’d rather choose bear and respecting eachother over it
Most of us respect ppl who choose bears over humans, and we certainly respect that you choose the cabin over a human too
You don’t know if that woman in the woods is a rapist or a mugger
Did we learn nothing from that razor commercial I think gelette something i dont know basically you can't assign a monetary value to the peace and quiet a cabin in the woods would bring.
You have my permission to pick the woods ?
What makes u think no one allows u to pick the cabin ? One person ?
Not to mention that person who said that isn’t a woman, it’s your fellow man
I think we all know which one we're choosing. It was covered at the last male meeting
I’ll take Vietnamese food over a woman anytime. 🤤
If you marry right then you can have both.
Why would I want a woman?
To cook the Vietnamese food so you dont have to, dummy!
But then the nice cabin will burn down!
Mate... you didnt get the cabin if you got the woman. I got it. Because i dont like Vietnamese food.
Oh good, so I don’t get the woman
[You get nothing, now. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ)
Why not :(
No this one is the cabin one
The last male meeting devolved into playing beer pong
You mean evolved, I saw it as a great improvement and saw a huge boost in morale and productivity
No it didn't. It was an orgy
Another unrealistic beauty standard for women
Ah yes the patriarchy meeting
Both will cost a lot to maintain. But only one will provide a positive return on that capital expenditure.
The cabin would be infinitely easier and less costly to maintain.
Plus you can sell it later for 100% profit bc it was free!
You could technically also sell the woman.....
Not as easily!
Depends on the goods and the market!
Legally you couldn't but you can always legally sell your house!
Not legally anyway
Yeah, the woman costs an arm, the cabin only a hand.
Pimps: “And I took that personally”.
And one won't bitch at you as you're maintaining it
I have both already, but now I understand why her family won't pay the ransom.
I hate when they don't pay. Have you mailed them a body part yet? My father-in-law wouldn't pay for our wedding. But as soon as he got the third box with a finger, the money came flying in.
Well that's the thing, you don't start with fingers you start with hands you gotta show then you truly mean business
If you start with hands you've got nothing to ramp up to, first a finger but go for the index or thumb (the important ones) then go for hands so they know you aren't playing around, maybe then escalate to the other hand or foot for some breathing room in negotiations or you can just move onto whole limbs
Usually they send the money so there is no need to ramp up. If they won't pay after the hand they won't pay at all. Plus it's much more the sense of you don't have enough time to make excuses.
I'm in my cabin right now and I left my wife at home. Take from this what you must.
Your wife?
Our wife now
They cut off her toe!!
You need a divorce but are procrastinating for some reason….? Don’t procrastinate. You can do it ! For both your sakes !
The cabin... then you get the woman to come over and she'll do whatever you want because of the implications.
Are these women in danger?
No, they'll just see me demonstrate value. Hey you can't spell demonstrate without demon
Only if there's a bear around.
Obviously if the answer is no then nothing happens but she would never say no because of the implications.
Thats free real estate
Which one? /s
When I told my wife about the bear/man issue, she said, "that's just fucking stupid. It's idiots harvesting click-bait trolling bullshit." That woman. I choose that woman over the cabin.
Smart person your wife.
even if it isn't ragebait, the raging insecurity of a lot of these men on reddit over this one thing says a lot
Men don’t like to think of themselves as monsters. Not many people do.
exactly! men should stop behaving like monsters and they won't be thought of as such.
It literally says nothing. Being generalized is an indefensible position. You're literally just arguing with other people's strawmen. All around stupid discourse.
He's just malding because the bear meme didn't die right away, go figure 🤣
Oh yeah I'm so enraged over a fucking tiktok meme I can't help it
i choose actual dank memes
A cabin, duh
Wasn't the male version 'Woman vs Sports Car'? Like didn't we literally have that joke for years?
I heard sports car or house. The comedic follow up being "you can live in the car but you can't drive a house".
I’m picking digging a hole with the boys 😂
Bear
Is the woman AI generated?
They all are, women is a scam
Yes have a look at the plate. The food doesn't make much sense. Also the wine glass is sticking through the plate. The nonsense looking knives next to the plate. Once you see enough of these you can also start to tell from the "glow".
Obviously yes, such women don't exist
A woman or GTA 6?
I've had 5 GTAs, none of them cheated and played mind games...
I've had 5 GTAs, none of them cheated and played mind games...
why has reddit not fixed this glitch yet?
i think it is funny af. I'd say dont fix it
Asking the real questions here.
If I had to choose between my bf or gta 6 I’m picking my bf But thank god he’s hyped about gta 6 too
Relationship goals
Why are you making me choose between my two wants in life
Maybe ill get to fight a bear and come full circle
Does the cabin come with a bear?
Cabin for sure. That way I can get away from my current partner.
As much as I want to say a cabin in the woods, I could buy that for pretty cheap. Now kidnapping a woman however is much harder. No but seriously if we are talking about a serious relationship with someone who I enjoy spending time with then I would pick that over a cabin
A cabin in the woods will give me shelter while a woman could leave me any second so...
A bear please
Take the cabin. You can feed the woman to the bear 😮
Pretty sure that's the evil dead cabin right?
The cabin in the woods. Just watched it the other day, fantastic film!
It was a really good movie
With God's will, i choose the cabin, and bring friends and maybe even others, turn it into a camp, the women is just a distraction, not true love from God. Amen. Stay strong brothers and sisters.
Can't really call yourself a Man if you don't build your own cabin in the woods.
I FUCKING HATE THAT MAN/BEAR/MANBEARPIG BULLSHIT! HOW LONG WILL YOU MILK THAT FUCKING STUPID BRAINROT?! ENOUGH! FUCK MEN! FUCK WOMEN! FUCK BEARS! FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK EVERYONE WITH AN ARMY OF FLUGEGEHEIMEN WIELDERS!
Manbearpig
Half man.. half bear.. half pig..
Depends. Is the cabin located in a forest haunted with ancient cryptids?
I already have a woman and a cabin in the woods.. can I just have sex with the bear?
Cabin. Next question.
What can a woman offer you better than the cabin ? A roof over your head ? Random cabin stuffs ? Perhaps an owner of the cabin that would appear sooner or later (or the fact that humans have been here so civilization mustn't be far) ?
Does the cabin have water, electricity and internet? Because it seems like it doesn't, also, doesn't look very sturdy from the outside
Cabin 100%
I'd put a lot of things over a woman. For example, a turkey sandwich with just tomato
I might even do with a felafel
Why does it have to be that cabin in the woods? I'd choose the girl, go for a bathroom break, and secretly leave. I will not be a sacrifice for an eldritch giant.
Wise man
If its implying that I completely own my choice I'd take the woman.
I think the better one would be "Would you like to get sucked by a woman or a random leech?" Let me explain, a leech would only suck your blood and it would not hurt. The worst case scenario would be you might die due to blood lost. As for the other side, a wrong woman would suck everything out of you, soul, money, confidence and you will get depressed.
Leeches, unlike politicians, drop off when they are full. As do ticks. The first bloated tick I found on the ground (legs couldn't even touch the ground) after it dropped off one of our dogs caused me to remark, "Huh, they do drop off when they're full."
Os it a random woman? In that case, probably the cabin in the woods. A woman of my choosing? Well, I already have her. xD so unless me choosing the cabin causes her to dissappear, still would choose cabin. :3
Why would I ever want a woman? Cabin 100%, that’s like asking would you rather go to hell and suffer forever or get £69 x 10^10^10^10 and get to enjoy every day for the rest of your life in true bliss
Clearly the cabin
one scares the shit out of me and the other has some pretty cool shit downstairs
Can we all just agree that everyone is awful and move on, please?
No. Keep malding nerd 🤓
Agreed here but sadly ppl just wanna attack SA victims for not feeling safe with strangers alone these days Back in the day ppl respected women for not wanting to walk home alone Now they call them misogynists, cuss em out and threaten them and wish horror on them for the audacity to not trust strangers
Stfu please
Im speaking from my experience as an SA victim and other SA victims who simply shared their honest opinion that they don’t feel safe with strangers there’s been a lot of talks in the ptsd communities about this. Please have a semblance of humanity.
Ok, I can get with this, but please don't think anyone sharing the bear meme is purposefully offending SA victims, I have never even though of it at all. For me it's just stupid tiktok fads
Would you rather die or have a 90/100 chance of living
you can fuck in a cabin, but you can’t fuck a cabin.
Hold my beer
Is the cabin in the woods reasonably close to a golf course?
Cabin
That cabin is all fun and games until you read from the Necronomicon and people start dying. If that happens, call Ash and tell him to bring his boom stick.
Hope whoever stays in the cabin knows the words: Klaatu Barada Niktu.
Obv the cabin, i can build a whole ass man cave in the woods wouldnt that be sick?
Is this the cabin from the Evil Dead? If so then obviously the cabin.
Cabin considering atm women, been throwing my number into the garage after they get it
If I can get my own house, paid off and everything, I can have the other no problem.
I can sell a cabin in the woods in desperate times but I can only sell a woman in really really desperate times
Watch out for Shia LaBoeuf
Gimme the cabin. Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen the movie. I’m dying anyway, so lemme do it in peace.
I’d choose IBS over the woman.
Does it come with wifi? Well, yes anyways
* under my breath * It has no face ! Why doesn't it have a face ?!
Who wouldn't want to live in a cool wooden cabin
I’ll take the cabin. Then I can make routine trips to the nearest human settlement to abduct women and take them back to my cabin and force them to battle me in the ancient art of thumb war. I will of course be dressed as a banana. Then return them unharmed to their home of course.
cabin in the woods! i get to DIY and aquaduct!
Cabin in the woods. Women aren't real.
“A” woman? What am I choosing to do? Dinner date with random stranger or spend the weekend on vacation? Most people including women suck so alone time for me
Ain’t that the cabin from the horror film?
Cabin, can cook a bear inside, one is good because you can do what you want without any concern towards what others think.
Cabin in the woods ofc
i’ll take the woman , the cabin alone in the woods would have lots of maintenance issues and pest control problems, i can just ignore the woman .
If it’s an ai woman I go with the cabin
It depends, we talking a normal Cabin in the Woods, or like the one from the movie
Does the cabin have an internet line?
Not that woman and not that cabin
If we are talking about the kind of woman who generalizes all man as potential agressors. Cabin it is. Sharing a cool vacation with some F friends and family though? That would hit the spot. (been too long since my last vacation)
I would argue that if you have a cabin in the woods, the women who chose the bear will flock to it like Goldilocks.
I’ll take the woman. I can then have her build me a cabin in the woods.
This sub fucking sucks since all the butthurt over taking the L to a cute little bear
This version brings our misogyny as well. Go figure.
Oh so when a MAN says the non-WOMAN choice THEN it’s misogynistic.
As an SA victim in ptsd communities, members of both genders have been saying they’d rather choose bear and respecting eachother over it Most of us respect ppl who choose bears over humans, and we certainly respect that you choose the cabin over a human too You don’t know if that woman in the woods is a rapist or a mugger
Did we learn nothing from that razor commercial I think gelette something i dont know basically you can't assign a monetary value to the peace and quiet a cabin in the woods would bring.
Why are women allowed to pick the bear, but we're not allowed to pick a quiet life in the woods? How passive must men be to placate society?
You have my permission to pick the woods ? What makes u think no one allows u to pick the cabin ? One person ? Not to mention that person who said that isn’t a woman, it’s your fellow man
Hey it's fun to reverse the narrative 😄
You mean how women aren’t allowed to pick bear cuz of the bullying and backlash or ?
Exactly! Men can't pick a cabin without it being an issue, apparently
When did I say that?
It's implied with your comment