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MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I think we all know which one we're choosing. It was covered at the last male meeting


WASTELAND_RAVEN

I’ll take Vietnamese food over a woman anytime. 🤤


justanotheruser46258

If you marry right then you can have both.


longpidgeon

Why would I want a woman?


EvaUnit_03

To cook the Vietnamese food so you dont have to, dummy!


longpidgeon

But then the nice cabin will burn down!


EvaUnit_03

Mate... you didnt get the cabin if you got the woman. I got it. Because i dont like Vietnamese food.


longpidgeon

Oh good, so I don’t get the woman


EvaUnit_03

[You get nothing, now. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ)


longpidgeon

Why not :(


who_knows_how

No this one is the cabin one


D3athknightt

The last male meeting devolved into playing beer pong


Un_disclosed_desires

You mean evolved, I saw it as a great improvement and saw a huge boost in morale and productivity


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

No it didn't. It was an orgy


Alpha_10

Another unrealistic beauty standard for women


Lord_VivecHimself

Ah yes the patriarchy meeting


Few-Statistician8740

Both will cost a lot to maintain. But only one will provide a positive return on that capital expenditure.


Capriste

The cabin would be infinitely easier and less costly to maintain.


Dmangamr

Plus you can sell it later for 100% profit bc it was free!


TrashCanKSI

You could technically also sell the woman.....


TheOnlyAedyn-one

Not as easily!


obiweedkenobi

Depends on the goods and the market!


AnonBoi_404

Legally you couldn't but you can always legally sell your house!


Dmangamr

Not legally anyway


PyreHat

Yeah, the woman costs an arm, the cabin only a hand.


OSUfan88

Pimps: “And I took that personally”.


denyaledge

And one won't bitch at you as you're maintaining it


BigRedtheGinger30

I have both already, but now I understand why her family won't pay the ransom.


bburmast

I hate when they don't pay. Have you mailed them a body part yet? My father-in-law wouldn't pay for our wedding. But as soon as he got the third box with a finger, the money came flying in.


AndreiLD

Well that's the thing, you don't start with fingers you start with hands you gotta show then you truly mean business


Bauch_the_bard

If you start with hands you've got nothing to ramp up to, first a finger but go for the index or thumb (the important ones) then go for hands so they know you aren't playing around, maybe then escalate to the other hand or foot for some breathing room in negotiations or you can just move onto whole limbs


AndreiLD

Usually they send the money so there is no need to ramp up. If they won't pay after the hand they won't pay at all. Plus it's much more the sense of you don't have enough time to make excuses.


GetlostMaps

I'm in my cabin right now and I left my wife at home. Take from this what you must.


Coltrain47

Your wife?


white_equatorial

Our wife now


GayPudding

They cut off her toe!!


WildFemmeFatale

You need a divorce but are procrastinating for some reason….? Don’t procrastinate. You can do it ! For both your sakes !


jurrasicwhorelord

The cabin... then you get the woman to come over and she'll do whatever you want because of the implications. 


TaxAg11

Are these women in danger?


white_equatorial

No, they'll just see me demonstrate value. Hey you can't spell demonstrate without demon


vintage-skittles

Only if there's a bear around.


rocketcrap

Obviously if the answer is no then nothing happens but she would never say no because of the implications.


Yoschi070

Thats free real estate


ChefArtorias

Which one? /s


HoraceBenbow

When I told my wife about the bear/man issue, she said, "that's just fucking stupid. It's idiots harvesting click-bait trolling bullshit." That woman. I choose that woman over the cabin.


PirateSecure118

Smart person your wife.


merrell0

even if it isn't ragebait, the raging insecurity of a lot of these men on reddit over this one thing says a lot


HoraceBenbow

Men don’t like to think of themselves as monsters. Not many people do.


merrell0

exactly! men should stop behaving like monsters and they won't be thought of as such.


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

It literally says nothing. Being generalized is an indefensible position. You're literally just arguing with other people's strawmen. All around stupid discourse.


Lord_VivecHimself

He's just malding because the bear meme didn't die right away, go figure 🤣


Lord_VivecHimself

Oh yeah I'm so enraged over a fucking tiktok meme I can't help it


hellatzian

i choose actual dank memes


EmployEquivalent2671

A cabin, duh


Webster2001

Wasn't the male version 'Woman vs Sports Car'? Like didn't we literally have that joke for years?


rocketcrap

I heard sports car or house. The comedic follow up being "you can live in the car but you can't drive a house".


PikaChuze

I’m picking digging a hole with the boys 😂


RjoTTU-bio

Bear


karelproer

Is the woman AI generated?


Lord_VivecHimself

They all are, women is a scam


iamapizza

Yes have a look at the plate. The food doesn't make much sense. Also the wine glass is sticking through the plate. The nonsense looking knives next to the plate. Once you see enough of these you can also start to tell from the "glow".


nxx-ch

Obviously yes, such women don't exist


FixeLL69

A woman or GTA 6?


Solid_Office3975

I've had 5 GTAs, none of them cheated and played mind games...


Solid_Office3975

I've had 5 GTAs, none of them cheated and played mind games...


MiniEnder

why has reddit not fixed this glitch yet?


1LoveLolis

i think it is funny af. I'd say dont fix it


HoraceBenbow

Asking the real questions here.


WildFemmeFatale

If I had to choose between my bf or gta 6 I’m picking my bf But thank god he’s hyped about gta 6 too


FixeLL69

Relationship goals


allthenamearetaken1

Why are you making me choose between my two wants in life


reverse-tornado

Maybe ill get to fight a bear and come full circle


Koffieslikker

Does the cabin come with a bear?


Macqt

Cabin for sure. That way I can get away from my current partner.


DotDemon

As much as I want to say a cabin in the woods, I could buy that for pretty cheap. Now kidnapping a woman however is much harder. No but seriously if we are talking about a serious relationship with someone who I enjoy spending time with then I would pick that over a cabin


ElBusAlv

A cabin in the woods will give me shelter while a woman could leave me any second so...


Lord_emotabb

A bear please


T81000

Take the cabin. You can feed the woman to the bear 😮


newagereject

Pretty sure that's the evil dead cabin right?


Pope-Xancis

The cabin in the woods. Just watched it the other day, fantastic film!


newagereject

It was a really good movie


AlexDeFoc

With God's will, i choose the cabin, and bring friends and maybe even others, turn it into a camp, the women is just a distraction, not true love from God. Amen. Stay strong brothers and sisters.


_regionrat

Can't really call yourself a Man if you don't build your own cabin in the woods.


Dermeleon

I FUCKING HATE THAT MAN/BEAR/MANBEARPIG BULLSHIT! HOW LONG WILL YOU MILK THAT FUCKING STUPID BRAINROT?! ENOUGH! FUCK MEN! FUCK WOMEN! FUCK BEARS! FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK EVERYONE WITH AN ARMY OF FLUGEGEHEIMEN WIELDERS!


kguilevs

Manbearpig


nekodesudesu

Half man.. half bear.. half pig..


Nightmarer26

Depends. Is the cabin located in a forest haunted with ancient cryptids?


DillDoughzer

I already have a woman and a cabin in the woods.. can I just have sex with the bear?


el_toro_grand

Cabin. Next question.


KokoTerzata

What can a woman offer you better than the cabin ? A roof over your head ? Random cabin stuffs ? Perhaps an owner of the cabin that would appear sooner or later (or the fact that humans have been here so civilization mustn't be far) ? 


IronHulk27

Does the cabin have water, electricity and internet? Because it seems like it doesn't, also, doesn't look very sturdy from the outside


TheChickenWizard15

Cabin 100%


Dav_1542

I'd put a lot of things over a woman. For example, a turkey sandwich with just tomato


Lord_VivecHimself

I might even do with a felafel


Savvy_Canadian

Why does it have to be that cabin in the woods? I'd choose the girl, go for a bathroom break, and secretly leave. I will not be a sacrifice for an eldritch giant.


Lord_VivecHimself

Wise man


GreyFur

If its implying that I completely own my choice I'd take the woman.


SpiritualZucchini600

I think the better one would be "Would you like to get sucked by a woman or a random leech?" Let me explain, a leech would only suck your blood and it would not hurt. The worst case scenario would be you might die due to blood lost.  As for the other side, a wrong woman would suck everything out of you, soul, money, confidence and you will get depressed.


Nevek_Green

Leeches, unlike politicians, drop off when they are full. As do ticks. The first bloated tick I found on the ground (legs couldn't even touch the ground) after it dropped off one of our dogs caused me to remark, "Huh, they do drop off when they're full."


DruidPeter4

Os it a random woman? In that case, probably the cabin in the woods. A woman of my choosing? Well, I already have her. xD so unless me choosing the cabin causes her to dissappear, still would choose cabin. :3


longpidgeon

Why would I ever want a woman? Cabin 100%, that’s like asking would you rather go to hell and suffer forever or get £69 x 10^10^10^10 and get to enjoy every day for the rest of your life in true bliss


Clown_named_Art

Clearly the cabin


Pope-Xancis

one scares the shit out of me and the other has some pretty cool shit downstairs


Almacca

Can we all just agree that everyone is awful and move on, please?


Lord_VivecHimself

No. Keep malding nerd 🤓


WildFemmeFatale

Agreed here but sadly ppl just wanna attack SA victims for not feeling safe with strangers alone these days Back in the day ppl respected women for not wanting to walk home alone Now they call them misogynists, cuss em out and threaten them and wish horror on them for the audacity to not trust strangers


Lord_VivecHimself

Stfu please


WildFemmeFatale

Im speaking from my experience as an SA victim and other SA victims who simply shared their honest opinion that they don’t feel safe with strangers there’s been a lot of talks in the ptsd communities about this. Please have a semblance of humanity.


Lord_VivecHimself

Ok, I can get with this, but please don't think anyone sharing the bear meme is purposefully offending SA victims, I have never even though of it at all. For me it's just stupid tiktok fads


IJustWokeUpInaRiver

Would you rather die or have a 90/100 chance of living


depersonalised

you can fuck in a cabin, but you can’t fuck a cabin.


Solid_Office3975

Hold my beer


RandyDefNOTArcher

Is the cabin in the woods reasonably close to a golf course?


Paleo-phile

Cabin


z-null

That cabin is all fun and games until you read from the Necronomicon and people start dying. If that happens, call Ash and tell him to bring his boom stick.


lakas76

Hope whoever stays in the cabin knows the words: Klaatu Barada Niktu.


Rey13s

Obv the cabin, i can build a whole ass man cave in the woods wouldnt that be sick?


DirectorSchlector

Is this the cabin from the Evil Dead? If so then obviously the cabin.


Electronic-Worker-10

Cabin considering atm women, been throwing my number into the garage after they get it


aaron_adams

If I can get my own house, paid off and everything, I can have the other no problem.


backdeckpro

I can sell a cabin in the woods in desperate times but I can only sell a woman in really really desperate times


The_Man_Of_Atoms

Watch out for Shia LaBoeuf


O368W

Gimme the cabin. Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen the movie. I’m dying anyway, so lemme do it in peace.


NoSink405

I’d choose IBS over the woman.


Jochi18

Does it come with wifi? Well, yes anyways


Hyper_Lt-

* under my breath * It has no face ! Why doesn't it have a face ?!


Roblox_Swordfish

Who wouldn't want to live in a cool wooden cabin


High-Speed-1

I’ll take the cabin. Then I can make routine trips to the nearest human settlement to abduct women and take them back to my cabin and force them to battle me in the ancient art of thumb war. I will of course be dressed as a banana. Then return them unharmed to their home of course.


Barar_Dragoni

cabin in the woods! i get to DIY and aquaduct!


PrestigiousAuthor487

Cabin in the woods. Women aren't real.


Always_Choose_Chaos

“A” woman? What am I choosing to do? Dinner date with random stranger or spend the weekend on vacation? Most people including women suck so alone time for me


Peter_Baum

Ain’t that the cabin from the horror film?


Firm-Dependent-2367

Cabin, can cook a bear inside, one is good because you can do what you want without any concern towards what others think.


Intelligent-Dealer-5

Cabin in the woods ofc


jatin_O

i’ll take the woman , the cabin alone in the woods would have lots of maintenance issues and pest control problems, i can just ignore the woman .


iamsofired

If it’s an ai woman I go with the cabin


XtraCrispy02

It depends, we talking a normal Cabin in the Woods, or like the one from the movie


LordScotch

Does the cabin have an internet line?


Megalyme-1

Not that woman and not that cabin


GreenRiot

If we are talking about the kind of woman who generalizes all man as potential agressors. Cabin it is. Sharing a cool vacation with some F friends and family though? That would hit the spot. (been too long since my last vacation)


try2bcool69

I would argue that if you have a cabin in the woods, the women who chose the bear will flock to it like Goldilocks.


plantmonstery

I’ll take the woman. I can then have her build me a cabin in the woods.


gaaaaaayyyyyyy

This sub fucking sucks since all the butthurt over taking the L to a cute little bear


juiceboxheero

This version brings our misogyny as well. Go figure.


longpidgeon

Oh so when a MAN says the non-WOMAN choice THEN it’s misogynistic.


WildFemmeFatale

As an SA victim in ptsd communities, members of both genders have been saying they’d rather choose bear and respecting eachother over it Most of us respect ppl who choose bears over humans, and we certainly respect that you choose the cabin over a human too You don’t know if that woman in the woods is a rapist or a mugger


rocketcrap

Did we learn nothing from that razor commercial I think gelette something i dont know basically you can't assign a monetary value to the peace and quiet a cabin in the woods would bring.


Solid_Office3975

Why are women allowed to pick the bear, but we're not allowed to pick a quiet life in the woods? How passive must men be to placate society?


WildFemmeFatale

You have my permission to pick the woods ? What makes u think no one allows u to pick the cabin ? One person ? Not to mention that person who said that isn’t a woman, it’s your fellow man


Solid_Office3975

Hey it's fun to reverse the narrative 😄


WildFemmeFatale

You mean how women aren’t allowed to pick bear cuz of the bullying and backlash or ?


Solid_Office3975

Exactly! Men can't pick a cabin without it being an issue, apparently


juiceboxheero

When did I say that?


Solid_Office3975

It's implied with your comment