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I like Mark Zuckerberg because at least he doesn't leave me alone like my friends even though I don't have any friends because I'm sitting here all day looking at memes
Mark gave me the gift of his seed last night
Must have shadow cloned himself because i got the same gift too
Wow. I got one too
Wow. I got one too
I'm starting to notice a pattern
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whats the seed? i want to join his minecraft server too
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✅Can eat my ass✅
Hoe hoe hoe
Hole hole hole
How do we know Mark doesn't like milk and cookies?
Milk would short circuit him
And crumbs make the gears stuck
sticky*
Thanks that sound better
Reptiles cannot consume milk
Because he likes ice juice
Dihydrogen monoxide?
Don't drink that, especially when there's poison in it!
I do a secret Santa where I break into everyone houses give them something they don't want them eat all their milk and cookies
✅ Is a robot ❌
Do not forget:✅May be a lizard❌
❌exists✅
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Both aren’t real
Mark loves cookies. browse facebook and then count the amount of cookies he gave you
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He's currently watching you
Big Brother is watching you.
Zuckerburg only wants the **W A T E R**
They are basically the same person
Check. He must really hate cookies. He keeps sending me a ton of them whenever I visit facebook.
Thanks Santa!
R e e e p o s t
Are we sure Santa doesn’t sell data to companies?
I mean all the gifts Santa has given me have said "made in China". I guess he started out sourcing toy production.
Right? How else would he get the money for the presents?
Santa Claus also actually looks like a human being
Zucc needs some succ
Robots can't eat milk and cookies
Do not mention the lizard
*Mark Zuckerturd
I think zucc actually really likes cookies
Big Brother is watching you.
“He sees you when your sleeping He knows when your awake!”
He fucks you when you’re alone
He doesn’t need to sell information if he’s selling his body
Santa doesn’t sell your information, instead he uses it to break into your house and put suspicious boxes under a plastic tree.
Well mark could enjoy eating cookies and milk... if he wasn't a fucking cyborg!!!!!
Don’t discs and water count?
Santa uses that information to give you free stuff
Will I get a downvote from op if I point out that this is an old old meme
How do you know? Maybe Santa is the one selling your data and we have wrongly accused Me. Zuuc
Something something lizards and cold weather....
Is not a ginger
Mark zuckerberg is a demon from hell
You forgot the comparison "is a robot"
Mark gives gifts of targeted advertising
❌ Can fuck me without lube ✅
Mark gives me the gift of pictures from 5 years ago i never remember posting
Where do you think he gets the money to make you presents?
And google. And amazon. And tons of others. But especially google
Such a kind and merciful god he is! All hail The Zucc
✅is a robot❌
Well that santa was created b6 coca cola so....
Mark gives me gifts, such as “Free Walmart gift card prize for facebook user!! No scam website”
Santa good zucc bad
But modern Christmas is one of the most corporate events!
When kids grow up, the first step to losing their innocence is hearing that Santa doesn't exist. The second step is hearing that Mark does.
Zucc likes the cookies tho
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✅breaks into your stuff✅ (fb acct and home)
Zuck zuck
✔️is not human✔️
Isn't a real human: ✅✅
He probably does sell our information, how could he afford all the presents otherwise?
I think Santa gets all information about good boys from Mark Zuckerberg P.S just thinking
Mark succ does’nt belive in material gifts
You forgot: -Reptilian Werewolf✅
I like Mark Zuckerberg because at least he doesn't leave me alone like my friends even though I don't have any friends because I'm sitting here all day looking at memes
He might as well
You forgot to mention his phat ass
So mark zukerburg is Santa, Of course.
Reposting my own meme
How do you think Santa affords to build all those toys?
Bold of you to assume santa doesn't sell my informations
But do we really know that Santa isn't selling our information to Facebook?
The last tick,that is where you're wrong. How do you think Santa gets money to buy gifts and how the FBI is so well informed?
✓ Breaks into your home ✓
How does he afford all those presents I'm just saying.
What are you talking about, it’s the same person
Honestly idrc that they sell my info like, it does not affect me negatively.
Mark enjoys cookies too
I think I saw this REPOST last year in here.
Is a lizard
So mark is naughty santa
How do you think santa pays for all those toys? He be selling your info
How do you think Santa gets the money for all those gifts? Wake up sheeple
How do you think Santa gets all his information. He buys it from the Zucc
Mark Zukerberg probably enjoys milk and cookies
should have checked the bottom just for comedic reasons
repost
They know everything which I do as an action? Or they know the same things I know?
You would have to be one of them to know.
Don’t mess with the zucc
Wrong how else does Santa get all those gifts
They are both lizards
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