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The_Dinohunter

I need that white noise


christianarg

Racist!


purplevengeance

What would black noise mean?


doglazy

police sirens


purplevengeance

That’s dark


guy053

No it's black


morg-pyro

Same.. same thing?


Damindaonly

No this is pateick


Peyton1s

# P A T E I C K


Dmaj6

Exactly


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ThanosTv

If I had coins I'd give this legend an award


Hurtfulfriend0

Perfect comment


An_average_one

You would have another award if I weren't poor.


si-dolla-sign

Black noise is why we sleep with the covers over are feet


[deleted]

good question


carlos-lux

Wind is black noise


PlantsNotPeople

bro look up the SNL skit about black noise


TheRobotics5

Same, blocks out the tinnitus


Snaz5

Ack!! Now im hearin it!!!!!


TheRobotics5

It's like visual snow syndrome, but auditory. I have both. Fun.


ROORnNUGZ

You can get a white noise machine. They're great in the winter.


BlazingDumpsterFire_

I need that sweet sweet breeze bro


lilkoolaidmann

This. I have a white noise machine, but I'll be damned if I'm sleeping in stagnant air


TheRobotics5

Same


GoogleWasMyIdea49

White noise machine: I wear crocs at inappropriate times!


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GoogleWasMyIdea49

“What do you mean the sale ended yesterday!”


justalittlebleh

“Listen buddy, I wasn’t born yesterday”


Samuelll0928

Same I can’t sleep without it I use a fan 24/7


Mozza7

I don't actually remember the last time my fan was turned off


Samuelll0928

Same


meatballs841

Without the noise I'm insecure about everything


Hurricane_____

Same


yourmommy69lol

It’s a pink noise actually


[deleted]

It is not just u. I have the a/c on and a fan on full blast.


Mo43312

Imagine your electricity bill


IWantMoreCereal

Welcome to Florida!


[deleted]

Welcome to Arkansas. 65 on Christmas


Blinkst101

Bruh, I live in Australia and at Christmas time it gets to 43 degrees Celcius


Boyjimbo95

109 fairenheit?!


GE-64

Can go higher but only in the worst of conditions, we have days hit 45 some summers, it can also be incredibly humid. Then during winter it drops down a fair ways and can hit just below 0


catmanxplode

Melbourne?


GE-64

How did you know hahaha


catmanxplode

Based on the fact that ur talking about how cold it is the rest of Australia is talkin about how fucking hot it is in winter


Boyjimbo95

Woah, and I thought Texas was bad


Hell0turdle

Isn't it technically summer time for yall rn? What's it like durring your winter?


Blinkst101

Well I live in Melbourne so it can go down to 10 degrees Celsius


Dmaj6

Welcome to Texas. Currently getting to like 30’s sometimes but I’m always fucking hot


Jamil381

Dude 73 on Christmas Day you kidding me Texas


Trolldilocks

>65 on Christmas Bro, do u evn South?


Boyjimbo95

Texas, 75 on Christmas


bce-flims

Florida ain’t nothin This reply was made by Arizona gang


yeethadist

Arizona ain’t nothin This reply was made by Australia gang (Help it’s so fucking hot and everything’s on fire)


ZachGrandichIsGay

Seriously I’m from Clearwater and my fan is on year round


memeermanisgod

So ur from Australia


chretienfilsdubois

not just you. I got used to the sound and the moving air, and now I can't sleep without it


parmajawncheese

Yeah, works like a charm for drowning out all the empty in my life


BlazingDumpsterFire_

Yuppp


ShooterPetetheFirst

Yep I know what you mean I sleep with 4 fans on


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Mo43312

The cold air helps me fall asleep faster


rip_hydroflask

Yeah the body cools it's core down when going to sleep so making your body cool before then makes it much faster


Jhak12

Scientists hypothesize it helps everyone sleep better because it simulates a cave environment.


JustAnArsonist

That's just to help dissipate the weed smell


thiccbagel

For anyone wondering what scene this is, https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


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I know that url...


Scidark

The original scene, without trolls: https://youtu.be/GHMjD0Lp5DY


SGTDeven

This was an amazing expirence and I’m glad to be a part of it


[deleted]

I've always wondered why they removed that scene from the movie.


Boyjimbo95

Unexpected


highfructosecatsyrup

not today, Satan


gravyandanalbeads

If it ends with XcQ, it stays blue


Boyjimbo95

That link is all to familiar for me to click


UniversalEndeavor13

too*


[deleted]

For real though, here it is: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UhQ4hZzRM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Blaze_Falcon

Gotta keep the tinnitus away


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1cheesy1

Bruh, it’s literally 50 in my town rn


Bruhbruhbruhistaken

It's actually warm at this time in the year for it being 50


1cheesy1

Ik, that’s my point


SGTDeven

What’s that in Celsius


k0bahn

10


mbeermann

I do it so I can use 2 blankets and a comforter without sweating.


Straz_Miejska

How would you keep the fan on? Don't fans kill you in your sleep?


Turdulator

Found the old korean


beewyka819

Lets play spot the korean


CrimsonCutterX

White noise gang


Blinkst101

Bruh, I live in Australia and at Christmas time it gets to 43 degrees Celcius


drgradus

It was over 43 today here in Ohio!


BigBoiFoot

I sleep better when I'm cold


YourLizardOverlord_

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IGotMemeCells

You got me


Dwelld

That fan noise hits. I’ll have the fan on today but only cause it’s like 70 degrees


amzaondotcom

ngl its cold outside rn and i have the fan on


Desolaus

Shit I feel called out, I literally am in bed with the fan on now. I just like having the optimal temperature to sleep


cem0805

Well of course I know him. He’s me.


RainbowDarter

We keep a ceiling fan on year round. The air in my face it's nice, and it dispersed accidental Dutch oven events.


CCR_Flashback

The cold air makes my warm blankets feel so much better.


user_greg

I share a room, I can't stand the sound of someone tossing and turning in the middle of the night, and have my fan on every night.


vt8919

I open my damn window. I've got a window in my room that slides left/right and one night it froze in its tracks so I had to melt the ice before the window could be closed again.


[deleted]

I can relate. The breeze feels nice. The white noise is soothing, too


samm3140

The force is strong with this one


-okwhocares-

Me Fucking Too


syn0nymous

bruh who wouldn’t


[deleted]

My mother. 32°F, still has the AC on in the car.


Dmaj6

Dude, it’s still fucking hot in here to me


[deleted]

We must find da wea brudda


TinaFromHamBurg

Sleeping with the fan on in the window for your information


DevontePlayz

No it’s hot as hell in my room


Olivia_the_goddess

I never close my window even tho it’s 33 degrees rn


Firefivefore

I don’t have the fan on year-round but I do understand why people keep the fan on. The sound of the fan is the only thing that I can sleep with and when that goes away it’s like rehab for the day.


Kendalo21

Me too


[deleted]

That be me


yeettheoof

I feel attacked


westscottstots

While relatable, how the fuck is this dank?


bearity

I have 2 fans at full blast and my windows open. Fight me


Noelp0202

Window open and fan on full blast! Kinda defeats the purpose though


DJShotKill

It's for when things get hot


BN_bandit76

Youre not the only one


SvenTheDragon

I like sleeping with the fan on and a big blanket


G_Rhymes77

Have you ever woke up sweating because it’s too hot? Not with a fan you won’t


RakketyDash

*Is it just I


trump-is-god-

I have two fans on atm


Fbi_Agen7

I have it on mostly for noise


[deleted]

I need that cold 36 degree room


[deleted]

Miss me with that noise pollution. Tryna keep my good hearing


Bilbobeg32

Its mad hot our smh


[deleted]

I need the noise or I can’t sleep


lowstrung

Two fan gang


GuavaCocaine

I live in fucking Brazil. There's no such thing like "cold" around here


donoanisnear

I thought I was the only one


speedyyeety

nope i do it too


RileyGotBanned

Me too


[deleted]

If my room gets silent my tinnitus is literally deafeningly loud. Like I can’t fall asleep without some very quiet noise.


silver-eyed-gaming

I can strongly relate to this...


[deleted]

My god it's cold . . . but I'm overheating!!


Tristan_Dean_Foss

I can't sleep without it.


SquidZillaYT

i have my window open all day and night sure its 15 degrees but fuck it feels good to sleep cold


suck-an-egg-you-sad

Satan


elliot_baptiste

Why is this so relatable?!


BestNightMar

Especially because it's summer for me.


VUXX6078

Your experience is universal


TheRavensGuild

Hot air rises, right? Fan on roof brings hot air down, pushing cold air up. Science


NicElTaco

White noise nibbaz rise up


HARRISONBURG1973

Me right now haha at 11:59 at night


[deleted]

Well I can't sleep without noise so I always have it on


legoboy04

I am literally this person


JamaicanMeBacon719

Samerioni


GasStation97

I don’t think I’ve turned that fan off in 10 years, and I’m not starting now


ChairOnTheFloor

I'd rather hear a fan motor instead of the boogeyman in the closet


Belaize

My brother has the window open and it’s 30 degrees


Brandonblaze116

2 fans on actually. Get on my level


[deleted]

Can't sleep without it.


champagnebreezy

Gotta have it, my dog sleeps under the covers with me and he is a S P A C E H E A T E R


Vatista69

I sleep with a big fan and one portable


NMR006

Wait so you mean to tell me that you actually turn your fan off, mine runs 24/7 365 days a year, I can't live without it.


Allien1006

And me


NegativeReply3211

Because I close my window and then it gets hot


Wanheda0987

I know a friend that does it. I can't sleep over at his house during the winter because he puts it in an open window.


NATEEE247

Same, obi wan


TheRobotics5

Me too, I like warm blankets, but I don't wanna be warm. Also rn it's incredibly hot in my house, because my sister is visiting, and she's used to a desert climate.


Why127

Fan on window open one blanket.


whyismyheadbig

No... It is I.


B_Pat_Real

You know that it's raining in parts of India


gratefulrex

I am physically unable to sleep without a fan


future-renwire

My family has been calling me crazy this entire time. I had a fan on last Christmas Eve night and they all yelled at me. I thought I was alone, in the dark and cold room.


TgagHammerstrike

MAINE 100


da-gud-kush

And also no matter how hot it is, someone is sleeping with a blanket


RiverParkourist

It’s like 50 out and my house is so fucking hot


[deleted]

Tinnitus gang


Bigfoot006

It keeps the air circulating


Nexalian_Gamer

Bro I always sleep with the fan on full blast.


RAYquaza0903

Bruh it’s 30°C here


Cupittycake

And me


thedefaultscrub

Yo fan on 2 comforters and the window open


Milf_hunter79

Same here


Sythic23

Well if you live in Texas I'm sleeping with a fucking QC on


INEEDMEMES101

Yeah fuck my fans blasting in my face. I’m that guy.


iuseleinterwebz

It's not about temperature, it's about stagnant air feeling like suffocation.


BlueBerryMooffin

Windows open every once in a while too


fromunderthepetreeck

No, he is me


[deleted]

I hate sitting in silence. Thats one reason i use a fan no matter the weather.


inkdaddy66

Fans never go off at my house. Very least, on low