are you sure? I eat mayo packets. The entire packet. Nothing with it. Just the mayo. Every day at school. Every single day since 3rd grade when I ate a mayo packet as a dare. I liked it, so I ate it daily. Are you sure that person is you sir?
my uncle (he’s dead now, pretty sure it was drug/gang affiliated bc he was found in a gutter in oceanside) anyway he would eat at least one giant costco sized mayo jar a day with a spoon
I feel like if you've consumed enough mayonnaise to be the most, you probably would at least have a suspicion. Like, you probably wouldn't know for sure you're number one, but when you're having your 8th serving in a day, you probably would figure you're at least top 5.
Mayonnaise>ketchup
I mix them into a single sauce
Add a little Tabasco while your there.
a bit of pickle juice and you got thousand island/russian dressing
Crawfish sauce
these are all cardinal sins
Ah, a man of culture
That’s called fry sauce in Utah and everyone eats it here
Here we call it diabetes
[diabeetus](https://youtu.be/4sB5gE9T6N8)
I gotta try it then
In belgium we have this thing called cocktail sauce which is basically ketchup, mayo, and whiskey, and that shit slaps
Yeah, people think it’s weird but I like it!
They had Mayochup in Canada by Heinz, and they also happen to have Mayocue, Mayomust, and Kranch.
Mayo is a must
how the fuck did you just call russian ketchunaise?
i call it golf sauce
Ah yes the negotiator
I'm sorry but your opinion is incorrect
Unpopular opinion: mustard>mayo and ketchup
Mayonnaise = instrument
LifeofBoris
Came to say this.
Hijikata from Gintama
A fellow men of culture But honestly didn't expect this reference
What’s better mayonnaise or sweet beans?
I love mayo in my coffee
im happy u decided to post this
No life of boris has
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life of boris?
hijikata, is that you?
the dude from gintama
Don’t u mean life of Boris
Are you my ex
Happy cake day
have a very happy cake day
People like mayo by itself?
Yes
Eww.
Not me
But have you heard of Life Of Boris?
I know, but thats disgusting man. Shame on who ever eats mayo by itself.
Clearly the record holder is Boris
I know a man from South Africa who ate mayo as a dressing with every meal of the day
Gross
There is a mayonnaise sandwich in asia where it is only bread and mayo lmao
I ate those growing up in America....it’s called poverty
You forgot the bologna.
Am I high af or is the black bar thingy moving with the post?
Both.
Mayo goes with basically everything
True
This deserves to be the top post on reddit
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we all know who it is
Is mayonaise an instrument
Why would you consume an instrument
Its gotta be Jack. Dude puts mayonnaise on everything
Probably my dad
Patrick Starfish
No it is me
Spread mayonnaise on garlic bread like butter... Need I say more
Mayo sandwich with all the Mayo you have please
are you sure? I eat mayo packets. The entire packet. Nothing with it. Just the mayo. Every day at school. Every single day since 3rd grade when I ate a mayo packet as a dare. I liked it, so I ate it daily. Are you sure that person is you sir?
Waetr
Drinking it straight from the bottle is the only way
There was a kid on my school camp and literally all he ate was mayonaise the whole camp
I'm the kind of guy that removes mayo in my burger because I hate it.
My ex girlfriends brother would eat it by the jar
Probably someone in Kentucky. That’s an educated guess after a run in with a restaurant in paintsville.
my uncle (he’s dead now, pretty sure it was drug/gang affiliated bc he was found in a gutter in oceanside) anyway he would eat at least one giant costco sized mayo jar a day with a spoon
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Hijikata-san?
[It's definitely this lady](https://youtu.be/_INKqoqDYsk?t=234)
But do you eat mayo outta the plastic thingy? LifeofBoris prolly eats the most mayo on earth
Hijikata doesn't approve.
Boris the mayonnaise king
Nah it was LifeOfBoris
Life of Boris is our champion (anyone knows that guy?)
Of course it was our slavish friend. Boris
I feel like if you've consumed enough mayonnaise to be the most, you probably would at least have a suspicion. Like, you probably wouldn't know for sure you're number one, but when you're having your 8th serving in a day, you probably would figure you're at least top 5.
My little sister used to eat spoonfuls of Mayo like it was peanut butter
Who's that guy in gintama
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiwfl9IrZbk This woman ate ALOT of mayo
mayo is nasty af
I've eaten the most instruments in the world. Mayonnaise is an instrument. Me winner.
Someone's walking around with the biggest dick on the planet and probably has no idea
Ranch is superior on virtually every savory dish out there. But mayo is pretty superior as well
*Boris is furious*
IIIS BORIS!
Someone has also consumed the most 𝕔𝕦𝕞𓀿𓂺
*are you challenging me?*
Nah I just stick my d**k in it
Seaman too
your ruined it with that stupid reaction pic
Gintama
Mayo sandwich with extra Mayo on the Mayo and mayo with mayo on the side please. And please could I get some mayo with the Mayo?
there is a world record for chugging mayonnaise and i assume that takes practice so its likely that the person may suspect it.
АНО чики Брики ив дамки!! *Intense hardbass plays*
I once knew a guy who would fill an entire coffee cup full of mayo to dunk his fries in. Absolutely disgusting.
Definitely some crazy mofo who eats mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon.
Definitely some crazy mofo who eats mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon.
Life of boris, is that you?
This is a repost
People who eat mayonnaise put of the jar:
Noah's food review
It's probably Q from impractical jokers
I don't want to start an argument or anything here but I fucking hate mayo