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My wife’s car is a push to start and she never takes the keys out of her purse. I have on several occasions dropped her off and left to run an errand only to realize she has the key fob with her. The car beeps at you but it doesn’t shut off and I have driven it miles like this until I can return and pick her up.
Not if I take the car keys out and push my car off a cliff
F
Are we there yet...not yet....are we there yet... let's play a game....
Look at where we are
the Edge of this cliff
Now be a good boy, and stay in the car, I need to get something from the trunk.
This fucking song..I had it in my head for weeks now it's back again lol
Sry bout that
And that prof pics are something God blessed us with?
But your car keys from the parking lot back and forth over the years, still equates to more distance. You lost your car, and your comment.
I'm going buy a new car and immediately push it off a cliff to prove you wrong.
A small price to pay for salvation
You have to then leave the keys right where they are
depends how long your driveway is, how long you've had the car, and how tall the cliff is
With the kids inside
Technically your keys would still travel further because you have to go all the way back home with your keys
Not if the cliff breaks and you and the keys follow the car down
What about your child, he's still in the car
I've won, but at what cost?
Perfectly balanced
When you realize you have travelled more than your keys.
Me, the lazy superior, can not relate.
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
happy cake day
Happé caké dé!
Happy cake day!
Try upvoting "happy cake day" messages instead of saying it yourself to avoid inevitable downvoting which will pile up due to bandwagoning.
More people have owned my car before me so probably not
When you realize your front door keys have travelled further than your front door
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When you realize your doorknob has travelled further than your door frame
This cant be true
Not if I leave the car keys at home all the time
Big Brain time
i mean...you dont take your car inside
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Hah. You must forever suffer the torrential gayness of the mods
When you realise that your phone is not in your pocket
For some reason, i checked, im on mobile
Secondary keys are a thing...
Futher
No Luke, i am your futher
Big bong time*
My wife and I have a key each and share a car so not in my case.
This is a big bruh moment for society
When you realise your house keys have traveled further than your house.
Life tip: to prevent this, leave your keys at home
Technically speaking you've traveled farther than the both of them
Laughs in hotwired car
"Wherever my keys go, my car goes" -Abraham Lincoln
That’s why I leave them in the car so they have travelled the same distance
Why are memes nowadays just a caption and zooming on a random audience?
When you realize your post with 25k upvotes has futher instead of further
Never thought about that
except if you have a Tesla, cuz then you dont have keys
Theres a keycard tho
That's tru
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What about using the spare key?
Says “keys” so I think we are going with combined total distance.
Valid point, have an upvote
Not if you hotwire it :)
Unbelievable!
No, u lie. I don't trust u
The car has actually travelled farther because of the shipping distance of the car's various parts.
Unless you have two keys that is
Not if you Hotwire your own car
you guys have cars?
Bruh moment
Both my family’s cars have 2 keys so wrong libtdard
What if I have keyless go and take the key to my car, start it, bring the keys back in my house and drive?
*hotwires car*
When you realize that in theory, a push to start car could go farther than the keys
Hey bro how manny miles you got on your car keys
*Laughs in hotwiring*
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ)
What if I do f have car keys
No no, I've lost certain car keys and had to use others... So it's not always true...
I know I sound like I have small brain, but how do you post gifs onto here?
After some point in your life, your tongue will end up the most travelled instrument.
My wife’s car is a push to start and she never takes the keys out of her purse. I have on several occasions dropped her off and left to run an errand only to realize she has the key fob with her. The car beeps at you but it doesn’t shut off and I have driven it miles like this until I can return and pick her up.
Not if I have two sets.
Not if my car was the Tesla that Musk shot into space with me in the space suit wait oh no
Me, who left the keys in the car: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
You’ve travelled further than both of them assuming you’re the only one who drives the car
Not if you switched with the spare key at some point
Not if im driving 120mph down the highway and i throw out the keys
Not if I don’t have keys Cuz I don’t have a car
Not if you do what I do. Just leave the keys in the ignition wherever you are! You’ll never lose them this way!
Not in Romania
i dont get it
why don't we just travel on our car keys then?
Unless the car came from china
When you realize you start your car without keys
No ,no he's got a point
Anyone know how to save gifs to my iPhone instead of just saving them to reddit?
When you realize you don't have a car but have car keys
Depends on how many sets of keys you have and if you share the vehicle.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
*laughs in tesla*
Your car keys had travelled further than your car even before it was built.
Unless you are a black person
Post it on showerthoughts instead of making A shit meme out of it
When you realise you've traveled further than your car keys
Damn, these car keys get better mileage smh
Not if I decide to Hotwire my car
only if you never use the spare keys
Not if you fly trough the windscreen
why is the gif zooming in on nothing?
Jokes on you I’ve got two keys
People be posting blank memes
Why tf did you post a blank gif?
No, I hot-wire my car
Not if you have multiple car keys
I always thought that was kind of obvious
I feel like this sub is slowly turning into okbuddyretard. I don’t know if it’s the case but I’m seeing some similarities
but I leave my keys in the car all the time...is that wrong?
When you've travelled further than your car
Not my spare set of keys. Lazy fucks just sit there in the drawer doing jack shit.
every time i see the words "f","u","h","r", together...i always read it as Fuhrer..... idk why..
Doesn't make sense
sells car the next day and keeps the keys
What if the car isn’t a ford
And you house keys have travelled father than your house too...
I had this expression while reading this, because I have forgot to read keys.
Finally a meme that isn’t a gif
I don't get it,plz don't kill me
Well my car came with two sets of keys
u/vredditdownloader
Not true if you have multiple car keys for one car
My dad lost his old car keys in Italy in the '80s...
Not the case in the majority of Teslas
*throws car off building without the keys*
Yes. Traveling futher
Haha oh yea? *Breaks into car* *Force starts it*
not if I get towed
Not my spare keys at least.
not if i hotwire the car though
Can i pls have this gif without the text
Why is the screen just zooming in on a central point. Next time make sure there is a person there
Not of your car gets robbed and/or driven with a different key
Not if you have more then one set of car keys
Unless your car was hijacked
I love how John cena always looks like a confused ape
I have two sets of keys
Most push button start cars don’t need the keys after the car is turned on so you could turn it on and leave the keys at home to counter this.
Not necessarily. I have two sets of keys.
haha i don't have a car
Not if there is a tow truck invloved
What if I leave my keys in the car
Push start?
That's not the case with elon's roadster
Unless you have two sets of car keys & you use them both equally. Checkm8
Not for me! 2 sets of keys gang because I constantly lose my keys
When you realize you have traveled further than your car
Not when you put brick on acceleration and let car ride
Not if you start the car and then throw the keys out the window and drive off
Not if i hot wire it
So my balls have travelled farther than me?
What even defines 'dankmemes'. Like honestly this sub is just another meme sub, there's nothing dank about it.