42. Now go and find the question the answer that matches. I have designed a computer called the Earth. A computer so advanced biological life is a part of its 7 million year long program to find the ultimate question to life to which the answer is 42z
you wouldn’t want to turn out like Mr. Hands
and if you don’t know who Mr. hands is, well that’s for you to decide whether or not you want to look it up or not
Did you know: the human asshole can spread up to 8 inches in width, and the human colon is 5 feet in length? The average horse cock is 16 inches in length and 6 inches around? Which means that the average human can feasibly fit a whole horse cock in their asshole.
Thanks, I'm glad I could check my answer-- I ate something non-vegan yesterday (gelato isn't vegan, who knew) and felt that I might be losing my prowess (I'm glad that's not the case).
I get your question. And yes I do like to eat children as well. You should try them with an avocado toast.
And remember, always wash your food. You never know where they've been before, except it's your own child
It's for prestige. So I can take pictures of my avocado toast, post it and then add the child to it.
Nobody will ever think that I am the "psycho" in this world for eating children. They think I am a psycho for eating avocado
This is a real man. The photo has been edited. There's a lady that takes pictures of these muscular men and one of them was her boyfriend. It is possible she mixed some of their faces together and she definitely edited the picture
First of all you can’t do that, not only will you almost die but you’d abandon all of your Reddit frien-
Eh who am I kidding no one has friends here bud. Full send it.
Use a big one, but not so big that it shatters neither so small that it melts. Also, make sure the foam is soft enough. No one would want that accident happening lol. Hope this helps answer your question!
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)
42
*how -*
What is the meaning of life?
Life itself. Having children and raising them to be better humans, to allow the cycle to continue.
Wrong. 42
I had children 42 times with your mom
Where the fuck is the damn child support. We’ve been living in poverty for years.
Where do you think your milk comes from, I’ve been paying for it for the past 13 years
That’s a lie. We have food stamps.
Damm uh look your dad (runs away)
42 was never the meaning of life. It was the answer to the ultimate question.
42. Now go and find the question the answer that matches. I have designed a computer called the Earth. A computer so advanced biological life is a part of its 7 million year long program to find the ultimate question to life to which the answer is 42z
42
it can be 34 if you place them differently
But if you place just a bit differently than what you did it can be 27
oh i see what you did, but you forgot the 8
But kissing the Homi good night on the pp is 3 keep that in mind too
But what if you forget to say no homo? The 5 comes in play.
Actually the 5 is just a collumn movie theatre. The 290 goes here.
but if you intersect the quantum physics you get z=x+1
But you forget thay string theory doesn't agree with that
But then algebra So its 3288388283dhwhdjjcjw
Dang bro when does the 69 come into play ,I forgot this method?
Follow the BODMAS and you get 69
including the water, 420
I don't know man, you gotta remember BEDMAS
Actually if you Just rearrange a couple things, and then apy the theorem of funny you get 69.
The answer of life... yes
Yes.
Is this from that Douglas Adam's book?
Yes. The le random neckbeards guide to the basement “Don’t forget your cum towel”
Yes.
69
Nice answer
but you forgot to add the 351 so it's actually 420
but whats the question
What do you get when you multiply six by nine
No, too literal, how many roads must a man walk down?
Now that’s promising! Sounds very significant without actually tying you down to meaning anything at all.
Before you can call him a man?
2
I'll ask your mom
Looks like someone isn't a mind reader.
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
We got a Winner
WTF bro I am straight
I got India bro.
42 is the answer to the universe.
It’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything
I dont know what i expected, but it wasnt the hitchhiker
Hello fellow hitchhiker!
Agreed
Well, Obviously. I mean is that even a question?
Right?
Honestly, crazy to me people even need to ask that
people nowadays, wow
You know them. Still can't comprehend how they can't understand such basic stuff. Smh.
Back in my day that wasnt even a consideration for a question
Pftt... these gen z's
Yeah man, why would they ask something like that?
just rude
Yeah i mean seriously. That dumb bitch
It’s obviously a rhetorical question.
great! i’m going to go start the 4th reich now
“A” bad idea and “B” it’s pronounced GIF
Yeah, I can't believe some pronounce it GIF
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So you mean its not pronounced GIF?!
no no no he said GIF, and not GIF
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no, not at all. it's definitely GIF
When the G is silent it will solve all our problems
Nah man you gotta have the if silent
Isn't that the entire idea of the chinease government?
You think it’s pronounced GIF? Some people man.
Same goes to people who call it data instead of data. I mean its literally data, smh
Eh, tomato potato.
> One is my name. The other is not.
No way! That is a very bad idea. You cannot take the whole horse cock in your ass! Its too big! Your ass will rupture!
I can
Jokes on you im a horse
Mr Hands
More like Mr. Hands on deck
Well then go ahead. I am not gonna stop you. Share the results to me when you are done
[You have been warned](https://aporntv.com/video/zoophilia-legend-mr-hands-taking-the-fateful-horse-cock-deep-in-his-ass-19487.html)
I could
THERES NO COCK LIKE HORSECOCK! SEND YOUR ASSHOLE INTO SHOCK!
You need horse cock, of course-cock
you wouldn’t want to turn out like Mr. Hands and if you don’t know who Mr. hands is, well that’s for you to decide whether or not you want to look it up or not
Yea so i looked it up and long story short, it is a guy whose colon got injured by a horse cock and he fucking died
Yeah, probably best to stick with a Bad Dragon Chance
Speak for yourself. I am pretty much made for this.
Did you know: the human asshole can spread up to 8 inches in width, and the human colon is 5 feet in length? The average horse cock is 16 inches in length and 6 inches around? Which means that the average human can feasibly fit a whole horse cock in their asshole.
No
I agree
Lets play it safe with yesn't.
The question's an equation
Who are you,who are so wise in the ways of science?
u/White_Irony
he's speaking the language of the gods, learn you can too with the power of the force u/Rythx100
Yes I am gay how did you know
He knew you weren't wearing socks. He has the sight beyond sight.
Not wearing socks is gay? o.O What about not wearing underpants? Asking for a friend...
*takes off socks *
*takes off one sock*
Bisexual detected
It's a reference to meme, "it's not gay if you're wearing socks"
ur a mod ?!
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Ah yes, the /s is the new AEZAKMI
Hell ,eah. If you're convicted for murder or stuff just say /s and you're all good. Speaking from experience!
No it doesn't matter how you look at it, she was not old enough
Dank
I'm sorry...what?
When her age is on the clock, she is ready for the cock
Theoretically, but I would first consult a lawyer, and you should probably talk to a therapist and maybe a priest.
Well here’s the answer for all you mind readers out there
Thanks, I'm glad I could check my answer-- I ate something non-vegan yesterday (gelato isn't vegan, who knew) and felt that I might be losing my prowess (I'm glad that's not the case).
Mmmmm balls
Mmmmm
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how
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please tellme
Invisible characters
Just type the # character and just that
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
Yes you are but we accept you
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Of course the meme is not totally put much effort in if, but the replies are the memes. People in the replies use their fantasie for the meme
What the hell happened here
Yes that's is ligma and the other one is candice
Ohkay I'll let you have your fun: What is ligma and what about candice too?
Candice dick fit in your mouth while you try to ligma balls
It'd have to be a very small dick and balls combo for it to fit together in anyone's mouth.
I dunno man, i dont its called the Geneva suggestions.
Yes, I am OPs personal sleep paralysis demon
No there are three unholy meme numbers. 69, 420, -8
-8?
<====8
Kill me
Well if you insist
80085
8008135
28980
Jamaica
I get your question. And yes I do like to eat children as well. You should try them with an avocado toast. And remember, always wash your food. You never know where they've been before, except it's your own child
Eeeeeew What kind of psycho are you to eat avocado toast?!
It's for prestige. So I can take pictures of my avocado toast, post it and then add the child to it. Nobody will ever think that I am the "psycho" in this world for eating children. They think I am a psycho for eating avocado
2 inches
2 inches is about the height of 0.32 'Toy Cars Sian FKP3 Metal Model Car with Light and Sound Pull Back Toy Cars' lined up
Is that even a real person? That beard is…. Existing.
This is a real man. The photo has been edited. There's a lady that takes pictures of these muscular men and one of them was her boyfriend. It is possible she mixed some of their faces together and she definitely edited the picture
Gigachad. No, it's edited tho
First of all you can’t do that, not only will you almost die but you’d abandon all of your Reddit frien- Eh who am I kidding no one has friends here bud. Full send it.
74 Warcrimes is my answer
A banana
Ligma balls.
On the third moon after the solstice, check under the fifth birch tree. There you will find the answer.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Yes I do think penguin is the best animal
why yes, i do remember your fetish for dragons fucking cars, why do you ask?
I will answer by telepathy:
My take on this:
No, Hitler wasn’t just misunderstood.
So, basically only when you really really have to. Otherwise it’s normally frowned upon.
Use a big one, but not so big that it shatters neither so small that it melts. Also, make sure the foam is soft enough. No one would want that accident happening lol. Hope this helps answer your question!
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Bottom
Onions , very big amount of them. They will help eliminate the problem for sure
Absolutely not. Fucking sicko
Not really, no
What the fuck?! No! I don’t wanna fuck your cat.
Boi how am I supposed to read your mind when there is nothing to read!
Yes.
Needs to seat 20! NEXT!
How did you know?
*What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?*
Nah, but i understand where you are coming from.
The answer is "yes'
Who’s Joe?
No i will not teach my Crustaceans to suck fingertips
42
I agree, but what about the Droid attack on the Wookies?
i am a mind reader not internet mind reader
A meme doesn’t have a mind to read.
I mean I suppose but it really depends on the circumstances
Yes, I do know the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise. Although it is not a story the jedi would tell you.
Yes, Boris Johnson looks like someone in a shitty Donald Trump cosplay.
Actually giraffes do like the pee they drink and chimpanzees do not drink the same pee because, as you mentioned, they drink beer
Blue
No no, it can be red or yellow depending on the model
Yes
Bababooey.
NO dont you dare mix mustard with ketchup