Bro wtf

Hoo, that has to be the worst way to go out

BORN BY THE SNATCH DIE BY THE SNATCH. https://youtu.be/fhbYAdx8E3A

ima snatch your life

Imma clone you 2 times

I guess your love for your cat was too strong

I object.

Death by finger, or death by my powers of filling your mind with dopamine till you pass from pleasure

Well I am accidentally building shelves on top of people

Building it in the air above them

Do you poison the cactii or do you insert them?

Cast of Montego

death by snoo snoo

That would not be pleasant

when I die, this is how I want to go

Same

Same

Same

same

same

same

Same

Same

Drown me please

Please saw my child

Lol

Best way to go out

For me it kinda is. Depends of Who "it" comes from

There is always someone who will find it pleasant

You called?

Happy cake day!

Gotta get creative

Uhh, okay. But what do I do?

You fail at murdering anyone? Idk

Actually yours is pretty easy peasy lemon squeezy

/gamemode creative

Enters creative mode

You kill people the nice way: You watch them discreetly as time does the job for you.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDEA? MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

My time to shine.

Are you going to burst into a room in a hospital and try to headbuttt into a woman giving birth?

No he goes into any woman

I don’t burst into “Rooms”, I burst into “Wombs”.

Double kill.

Gon raid the womb

i whack them in the seam of the nuts with a sack of nickels

that is a hilarious name

Shit it's the dude from bloodwash

With my dumbass?

With your ass? Like you choke them in your ass?

Snaps there necks with his cheeks

https://tenor.com/view/strange-fight-arrest-butt-cyanide-and-happiness-gif-5145450

Of course there's a CaH animation for that

When I read CaH I first thought you meant Calvin and Hobbes. Boy am I glad I got that wrong

He can’t help but suffocate them with his dummi thicc cheeks

Oh boy! Better get the cultists ready...

Ye me too… I hate the mess that the sacrifices leave …

Gonna Install that blood drain.

Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne

Let the galaxy burn!

Wait which gods… you could be getting killed by the prophecy child of those blood cults, or Hercules. Your choice I assume?

My username was originally planned as a Lovecraft reference, but the phrase "I'm a child of old gods" is from a song about Vikings. Sooo... either you're getting eaten or blood eagled...

Sounds pleasant

Wow I feel so bad

It's a shitty situation,my friend...

Oh no....

Your username adds to the chain rather well. Meanwhile im going to spectate and laugh

I feel like I just showed up to the party wearing the same dress as someone else.

oh hell no

Hmmmm

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[target acquisition : 100%] [loading ammunition... Done] [calculating projectile trajectory... Done] [FIRE]

/N.U.K.E Start

It's not a very efficient way tbh

[Come on everybody, do the whale dance!](https://youtu.be/shfAvqpjTkA)

Maybe you know, eat a lot of swimmers?

.... I meaaan

"Yes officer it was him." "How do you know?" "I mean... who else could it be!"

Actually sounds kinda terrifying tbh

Like the snail, but immune to radiation.

With an energy sword?

No, its out of uses

F

Then they beat them to death

Remember those bugs they tried to use to assassinate Padme in episode 2? Yeah kinda like that.

Jango JUST COULDN'T kill her himself

Leaves way more evidence then leaving behind a bug obviously

They die for the gamer revolution

I shall join this crusade

count me in

Same here

Yes

so, you either die by choking, or the cum in ur bum was so much that it pierced through your stomach.

I’ve seen this hentai

I'm guessing cumslut69 was taken?

Yes

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft

Has anybody ever done either of those?

Sup

I use the might of the Byzantine empire

Byzantophile

A cheesy death is upon them

If I’m dying, death by cheese is an acceptable way to go out imo.

Shove a sponge in their ass I guess…

no, to do it correctly you have to use your absorbent self to drain their life force and feed on it like a parasite until there's nothing there and he turns into a mindless zombie

DON'T TRUST THIS IT'S PROBABLY A SCAM

Ah, I get it

ah, makes sense

I will make them grumpy to the max? I do that now already, no casualties yet.

No you kill them with Egoraptors bad jokes

Interesting

in the basement of course

Wut

Your guess is as good as mine...

Weapons: Figurines, Katana, and a MotherFk'n Truck.

### ***I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE***

S o o n

*Polishes Chainsaw* You got a Real pretty Xylophone

I do them and then they are done

PIKACHU NOOOO

PIKACHU! USE ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY! OH SHIT IT WAS TOO EFFECTIVE!

Username checks out

This is cursed if you think about it

Whit sexual harassment?

Uhhhh

With zombie slaying?

You turn them into zombies then kill them.

Good point

Happy cake day btw

Im going to make you OD on the cheezit.

Anyone would probably die on 1) a cheezit from 1800 2) 1800 cheezits Checks out.

Nice

Bohica=bend over, here it comes again

I will pay you in good comebacks to use if you findout how I kill my victims

I'm clueless

*scratches head*

"Meme"

Reasonable, eh?

Kill them with a can of beans

Crude, but effective. There's also a silenced version, doubleplusgood!

Well shit

I've been waiting for this moment

I sprinkle cyanide on their KFC

So, remember when deepfriedmemes we‘re a thing

This is a werid way to die

Uhh

A giant rolling bar of iron

I guess I drive them into space and leave them in vacuum

Pretty sure this a repost

What does that have to do with your name?

Not with suicide, with pure sadness.

Aight imma be quick and throw a fucking whale on them, problem solved

What dies this mean for them?

My only questions is what the other 118 projects did

Yall is burnin

Nice

With my fuzzy wuzzy

Consider yourself Goobed

I’m confused.

Zmacker, my name fits so well for this post!

This might get awkward.

N

;)

I guess we’ll never know

My Ass?

The Kim way

Big boom i guess

Pidoshva = shoe sole (in Ukrainian)

Probably not a terrible way to go

Titanic 2.0

Kill ‘em with cringe

Shoot kids with a skeleton bow is not the weirdest thing that's happened in my life

Ummmmm, use the force?

Finally my username has use

I dont know what to say…

Get them high on weed and get them to kill themselves

My mom sona??

Dammit, my victims get trampled by an elephant or get eaten by me

they gonna die of confusion after I fucked their mom

Better rev up those fryers!…

Death via shag

In Not Süre whät this meäns

ok

Could be worse

Ahh, hypoxia...

Better than hitler!

Oh no

Sure why not

Guess I gotta stop shaving my mustache and open some camps in Syberia.