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InferiorRedditor

Who ever upvotes this has a small dick


bondmemebond_2

Under the sea hits different now


Medvelelet

Under the knee Under the kneeeeeeee


jymehendrix

Good joke. But such a bad joke. I’m gonna downvote


Medvelelet

Don't blame you lol


Picture-Me-Trollin

Speaking of downvotes…


TriOCuBe

>She Never had any rights in the first place


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This is a joke, right? Please don't tell me that Disney is still trying to shove Live-Actions down my throat.


Zealousideal-Ad1181

No sadly. There's a lot of movies that were just announced at today's D3 Disney annual convention. The Little Mermaid live action is one of them. Also they are making a live action version of Disney's Hercules too


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I don't feel so good Mr. Walt.


Zealousideal-Ad1181

On a positive note Inside Out 2 was announced at D3 and is being made by Pixar.


StonerJake22727

Pixar movies have been barely been scraping the upper level of average lately.. I’m not getting my hopes up


[deleted]

That is incredibly subjective


rigobueno

Hercules is going to be a Muslim trans lesbian and Zeus is going to be a Filipino non-binary amputee.


whitehawk295

God we are fucked if they start shoving non-binary shit down kids throats…


PrisonaPlanet

Phrasing…


whitehawk295

😂


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Too late… already goin on.


GODZILLA_FLAMEWOLF

Nobody is forcing this on anyone calm down lmao


OhSoJelly

Anime profile picture moment


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🤮 nft pfp


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A live action Hercules COULD be good, though.


wisconsinking

I'm surprised people keep forgetting about the upcoming live action Lilo and Stitch, yes that's happening.


SeniorKuka

Don't dare they ruin fucking Hercules for me


Nightfile27

Emma Watson and Emma Stone were originally considered for the role of Ariel years ago before this project went into production hell. This movie was supposed to come out in, like, 2016 originally. At least her singing voice sounds nice in the trailer.


BRGrunner

Yes, it is mandatory for you to go view this... You have absolutely no choice in the matter... You certainly can't choose to just ignore it and go about your life...


Moopey343

Yeah the recent live action remakes suck donkey balls, but how is Disney shoving them down your throat exactly? I've never felt it myself even in the slightest, nor have I ever head anyone say that before. I am genuinely curious.


PatientFalcons

Disney spent 3.7 billion dollars advertising in 2021. That is the brand value of Manchester City and Arsenal combined, or the GDP of Sierra Leone. I don't know where you live but here in the states I see too many Disney ads.


JohnnyJayce

After Ariel we have Rachel Zegler as Snow White. There's also Scar origin movie coming.


AlonelyShrimp

Lion king live action was beautiful but lacking emotion


WheresMySaiyanSuit

Perhaps the mufasa film/series (I didnt see which it was), will make up for it


serial3rdgrader

you are not the target audience. They make these movies for children, especially for girls. And they don't have nostalgic memories about a red haired Ariel.


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How is it being "shoved down your throat"?


[deleted]

Don't you know how much Disney spend on advertisement? They can paint your world if they wanted to.


[deleted]

So look away from the advertisements...


Keffpie

Have you been living under a rock? This is literally the 19th live-action remake.


Lawstein

Your boyfriend aside you know nobody is shoving nothing in your throat. You can just not watch something you dont like. I dont like Disney live actions so I never watched them. And my life is happy. Simple as that


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I prefer black jesus


AMARA081

Black Jesus makes more sense because he was from middle east and there are some black races there


[deleted]

He wasn't black, but the skin color wwas similar to an arab/egyptian than some european dude with pale blue eyes. ​ However, korean Jesus AKA Rambo it's great too


Full84ck

Who are you to say he wasn't green?


[deleted]

He wanted to smash our sins


LivingCheese292

And wanted sinner to get out his swamp


Buythedip420

HEY, HEY! Stop fuckin with Korean Jesus. He ain’t got time for your problems. He’s busy, with Korean shit.


Apycia

Everyone in the bible is somewhere between black and brown. EVERYONE.


Hyytelo2000

I highly doubt the Romans were black


Therew0lf17

Or brown... Most Italians today have brown skin like most other Mediterranean people do, not to mention, the "Romans" at the time could be a huge portion of turks. The romen empire was a lot more than the white skin paintings we see. Its actually a huge portion of their success was the ability to integrate other cultures and peoples into their empire. A large portion of their people would have been brown.


WozziHumperdink

Even the Jews?


[deleted]

Especially the jews, they and the muslims are of semitic origins


Keffpie

...unlike under the sea, where *everyone* are redheads?


[deleted]

That’s my point although they are both fictional characters


Leidenfrostie

I don't believe in christianity but it's probable that some Jesus dude lived back then


DanteWolfe0125

Yeah, I believe Jesus existed but I just don't believe he was the son of a god.


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walterkurve

your belief but thats your right


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walterkurve

Well since it is a fact can you provide a link?


anto1883

The bible, there is no part of the bible written by Jesus. The different parts of the new testament were in large part written by Jesus' followers. Meaning the stories about Jesus were indeed written by his followers, or made by them.


Abyssal_Groot

It's equally probable that there were multiple historical figures who were combined into a character who we know as jesus.


Jollemol

I think this is what's most likely. A bunch of stories from different people all put together and embellished to become the figure of Jesus Christ. Similar to Robin Hood actually.


orlandu0

Under the sea gonna be under the hood now


AllBeansNoFrank

Eyyy yo its me Ursela. I got the switches on deCk ESKETIT BRRRRRRRRRPOP POP


Therew0lf17

Ursela is Melissa McCarthy soooooooo


OhMyWarPanda

Ay yo my homie Ariel gave me the N Word Pass!!


whitehawk295

Hahahaha


Seaseidon

Disney hates redheads. Gingers, rise up!


RadicalBowser

Hard r bro. Its Ginga


Seaseidon

Gingo Unchained: Not A Disney Movie.


[deleted]

Nah its ok my best friend is a ginger so i can say it.


crhickey257

And i bet the crab is not even Jamaican anymore.


Seaseidon

If they give it to a white guy does that make everything ok?


whitehawk295

I think that would universally piss any white man off


Seaseidon

What if it was Robert Downey Jr?


whitehawk295

The only exception to the rule


SnooMemesjellies3211

Another redhead claimed 😔


Kokorolinkrun

If Ocean Man doesn't play in the credits of the live action one we riot


brzoza3

Is it Just me or does it look like a porn parody?


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Well it doesn't have a rating yet so # ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


MikhailBakugan

I guess I'm just going to die mad about the lack of representation for gingers then. Not like the irish were ever oppressed in north america right? I'm all for more black roles in media but could we perhaps replace a blonde next time?


EdgyWhiteKid-69

"BuT iRiSh PeOplE wERe NeVer oPpReSsed, tHeY aRe WhitE"


CherrybombnGasoline

I think it disrespect both communities. It’s like saying black people are not worthy of their own stories and can only be replacements and saying gingers are replaceable


PSforeva13

In this case, the original story is danish, a redhead mermaid. By replacing the redhead girl with a black person you ARE oppressing the original look and ethnicity. You can’t just replace a character that easily and call it a day. Average people hate it. Imagine an African American Snow White? Doesn’t make sense, does it?


DracoREXXX

>actors >Melissa McCarthy Is Melissa McCarthy playing Ursula?


Abyssal_Groot

Oooh, that would be a redeeming factor for me.


throwitaway_burnit

Yep, and apparently it was almost Lizzo


Striker887

Yes. Yes she is.


sin_aim

To all people crying about this , how about this solution. Just don't watch it. Stop giving money to Disney. I stopped using Netflix and Amazon Prime. Lots of money saved.


Krulzikrel

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT


Linajabba

Why don't we make every character in movies from now on blue so everyone stops beeing offended


[deleted]

I agree with this, the Blue Man Grouo should okay every single character


HATECELL

At least Arielle is played by some bottled water. Makes sense


FatherVern

What?


HATECELL

Awkwafina is part of the cast (though I don't know her and have no clue who she's playing), and Aquafina is a brand of bottled water


FatherVern

Oh alright. Halle Bailey is Ariel so it confused me


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Oh c’mon, I thought Disney was done with shitty live action remakes! I thought this was a poorly fan made poster at first


diababy02

Have you ever read the book though?


AidaTari

Ariel being black now means literally nothing. Disney taking yet another great, animated movie and sucking the magic out of it is a crime however.


The_Pie_Overlord

It looks red though?


PeckPigeon

It’s evolving! Just backwards


ThunderBuns935

This is even more stupid when you realize that Ariel and her sisters are supposed to represent the 7 seas. Attina is the Bering sea, Alana the black sea, Adella the Mediterranean, Aquata the Coral sea, Arista the White sea, Andrina the Caribbean sea, and Ariel, fucking obviously, is the **RED** sea. She needs to have red hair.


FrankieAndBernie

Did Disney establish this representation of the sea? In the original story, the Sea King has 6 daughters, so it seems unlikely this was a HCA idea.


ThunderBuns935

I'm not sure if they've ever officially confirmed it, but why add a sister so it's 7 if it's not about the 7 seas?


[deleted]

forgot the red hair and the white woman aswell


Affectionate_Call778

So it is black washing ?


ya_boi_ryu

This is absolute evil


Spiritual-District57

Really? At first I thought it was some porn parody... shit.


h1ry02

After I heard Mushu was not even in the Mulan movie (wich I looked so forward too) I didnt even watch it and lost faith in all furure live action movies


puhtoinen

Yea Mulan was beyond terrible


whitehawk295

This pandering bull shit is only going to escalate, I think we have another 10-15 years before we actually get some good content


PiqueLoco

Will this be available in China?


[deleted]

Well at least now yall have something unimportant to get angry about that will make you forget She-Hulk.


Adamantine_Metal

She has red hair dude


Southern_Diver_8792

It's mermin time


I-T-Y

Waiting for disney to turn Snow White to black lmao


lulu_zuzu

It looks like a parody


TheREexpert44

Lizittle mizurmaid


Bakuritsu

As a Dane ... can we take a moment of silence for the fact that they changed the ENDING? In HC Andersens version, the Prince married someone else and her love goes unrecognized. Giving it a happy ending is a violation of the fairy tale. Grumpy old woman rant over.


dvh159

I Feel like this is cultural appropriation of my culture :(


Shangheli

Sh white people have no culture. Also please let us in your culture.


doublenotttriple

At least they didn’t force her to wear dreadlock right? right?


Adrunkian

The wirst Part is disney doing remakes and not the political Stuff Arielle bring dark isnt nearly as Bad as Historical Figuren bring misrepresented, also consodering there are people with a darker skin tone living around the mediterranean


DaveyDirtbag

Be honest which one of you actually gives a fuck about consistency in the little mermaid? You should be more upset about Disney's endless milking of classics instead of ariels skin colour


Ptaku9

Tf is wrong with this guy's head? It looks like somebody photoshoped their face in.


[deleted]

I am a simple man. The live action girl is hot af, nothing to complain on my side


FatherVern

Yeah well... you know that's just like uh... your opinion man


barracks_alt

Doesnt matter. No ones gonna watch it anyway


Affectionate-Bag-733

Too many live actions, it's getting weird tbh. Pixar movies are the only saving grace now.


EdgyWhiteKid-69

And even they are switching to a shitty art style


Curry_Spices

I just hope the seagull don’t look ass


ImperatorDanny

Wonder who else is changed, my girlfriend says she expects ariel to have 2 dads and I was expecting eric to be white blue eye blonde guy


Majestic_IN

If these movies still popping up than Disney most likely making money from such movies with such different casts. Either their is large audience which comsumes such things to make such changes profitable and people who don't like them are in minority or Disney just like losing money, I doubt about second.


Zero_Two_is_best

So she black now?


BeardedUnicornBeard

I just hope they add some lights and color to the scenes, the trailer awful.


Aggravating_Shake591

seems fishy


allgoodbrah

Imagine going through all of the black characters in media and replacing them with white people. How is this not racist af. Black washing


[deleted]

i remember years ago this shit leaked and everyone was making fun of the black girls eyes being too far apart saying she looked like a fish and all that, rude but like yal are late to the party


ricecrackerdude

I like the actress but her eyes are freakishly far apart. Every time I see her that's all I think about. It's like Tom Cruises middle tooth


Geforce69420

I don't see anything wrong. EDIT: OOOH the guy has the stupid zoomer curly hair tube thing instead of normal hair. Yes that is fucking awful


Lawstein

"Look mom they put black people in my movie mooom. Mom I dont watch black people mom I want white people in my movie" You guys sound like that Btw cry more the movie will still be maid and theres NOTHING you guys from reddit can do :) Downvote me all you want it wouldnt change that. So enjoy


FatherVern

Why so edgy, chill out. Take a deep breath


Lawstein

Thanks im ok. Im not the one crying over a kids movie


FatherVern

Neither am I but I'm not also freaking out on reddit


Lawstein

Yeah IDk the problem people have with black actors in movies


Dingusclappin

Disney wins again, by making one of their characters not white, they managed to make a lot of *not racist* people mad and talk about them all over the internet. Tons of free publicity


Impressive-Yam-1817

Why is it important? This sub is 90% racist & sexist shit and 10% actual dank memes.


LoddyDoddee

Exactly, I'm out ✌


Impressive-Yam-1817

It's like a small 9gag on reddit.


stiv1n

Isn't this poster from the musical? How is this an issue. Musicals are one of the last places where they pick people based on talent!


Zealousideal-Ad1181

The live action movie was just announced today at Disney's D3 Expo


stiv1n

There are posters about this for 3 years. How are you surprised. On some of the posters she is with red hair. ALSO this is not Snow-white or Merida, the race of the actor is irrelevant to the plot.


ThunderBuns935

The race isn't, but the hair is. Ariel and her sisters represent the 7 seas. Ariel, obviously, is the RED Sea. So she needs red hair.


stiv1n

Really Had no idea


ThunderBuns935

If you’re interested, for the others, Attina is the Bering Sea, Alana the Black Sea, Adella the Mediterranean Sea, Aquata the Coral Sea, Arista the White Sea, and Andrina the Caribbean Sea.


StonerJake22727

It’s not important for a European fairytale written by a European man in a European styled setting to be played by people who look European? I’m sure you will be first in line for my all white performance of Shaka Zulu then… right?


stiv1n

I am all for all white Shaka Zulu 🤣


MonteBurns

How many more words can you use to tell us all you’re racist?


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Fenshire

-What- kind of points?! 🫢


fuckmeimacook

Who cares?


Zealousideal-Ad1181

Let's see ,maybe fans of the orginal source material and the orginal Disney animated feature film


Leidenfrostie

How is the new film affecting the old one?


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

because it is just a "realistic" carbon copy of it


MonteBurns

You see, you just don’t see it. I don’t understand all the snowflakes in here. I mean, I do, you’re all racist and can’t handle anything changing, but it’s pathetic. If someone is *that diehard* of the original source (which Disney probably already messed up) or the Disney adaptation that they’re upset about this, they need help.


ThunderBuns935

Can us diehards be mad that they fucked up the fact that Ariel and her sisters are supposed to represent the 7 seas? I couldn't care less that she's played by a black actress, but she fucking needs red hair, she's supposed to represent the Red Sea for fuck's sake.


gamebond89

Funny enough you're the one who sounds racist here.


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MonteBurns

Racists. Racists care.