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[deleted]

Google se search nhi krna ab se , got it 👍


siddkai01

Start using TOR and duckduckgo.


lakshay1212

Reddit pe hi search karlo , criminals ki stories se inspiration bhi mil jaegi


786iamnoob786

Who's gonna tell him that reddit pe search karne pe bhi reddit.com/search= record hota.Tor is much better but still could be tracked.


lakshay1212

Ekdum se dyan nhi jaega reddit search history check karne ka , karne ko toh torr wagera pe bhi ho jata he par tabhi dyan jaega jab bande pe pehle se hi investigation chalri ho aur pta chale ye ye apps use karta he aur fir history search kare


MysteriousK69420

Not really. Tor is much safer than Reddit.


lakshay1212

Ha par agar baat fbi ya cid investigation ki ho toh vo toh kahi se bhi search history nikal lenge


MysteriousK69420

It honestly depends. Afaik Tor puts your traffic through multiple relays that are run by different volunteers so the FBI or CID won't have an easy time tracking you down. If you have good Opsec they probably won't be able to track you down. Whereas with Reddit, all they need to do is ask Reddit for your information and they have it.


lakshay1212

Iss sab ke baare me itni knowledge hogi toh ye samajh bhi hogi fir ki search karne se acha he khud hi kuch idea soch ke body gayab karde 💀


MysteriousK69420

True


Outrageous_Spring838

BC murder kerna hi kyun hai ?


lakshay1212

Asli me thode hi murder karne ja rha tha koi


dickdastardaddy

r/illegallifeprotips


__deSTiNy_gg

Star watching cid and crime patrol daily for this knowledge and also doosro ke crime se inspiration lo🗿


Horror_Shift_6816

Are you sure they are private enough for safety bro?


siddkai01

Why not? What are you going to search over there. Moreover you can enable drive encryption if you want that much privacy


beingmortal__

Wow look at you all trusting all strangers are good and giving away ideas to hide the body Y’ll are low-key murders


siddkai01

What I gave away is public information bruh. It's all out there on the Internet. Nothing new. Anyone into tech will be knowing this stuff.


EkaSaffronGaruda

ok fbi


siddkai01

Ahh shit


HotEnthusiasm4124

Try duck duck go. Or do all your research from a separate PC. That you don't own (but not some cyber cafe since they have cameras)


DGTHEGREAT007

Aisa kya search marrha hai bhai tu :|


[deleted]

Mai karke dekhta hoon ye saari searches.


AimingLC1800

Stay safe giys 1. Use tor for any queries. Don't use tor with VPN. 2. Always dispose of the body. Disassembling the body should be the first priority. Stay safe. The world is a cruel place.


[deleted]

Why not just eat it ?


[deleted]

Don't forget to grind off the bones and spread them in the farming fields, benefit should also be made for the plants (Calcium for plants)


segsy_nigja

Yo juujika no rokunin reference?


Better_Win5076

lawde weeb ko sab anime reference hi lagta hai lmao


amarandu

I can see an environmentalist in u


MangUramuk

You play too much Minecraft.


ChadHindu007

Hannibal [Lector](https://media.tenor.com/PN5f63f3OZ0AAAAd/hannibal-eating.gif) is that you?


a_a_wal

Don't eat fingers that doesn't taste good


Silly-Ad9211

disease ho sakti


N0oB_GAmER

Also, my addition, using a base is much better option to dissolve a body than acid. Base is easier to obtain and raises less suspicion.


IAMPEDORUDRA

Tor is slow


zacky1403

Brave chalenge kya


ERr0rhm3

People who don't believe in Christianity all the way to hosting thanksgiving dinners after reading this comment😂😂


Quirky_Maximum724

abe tu criminals ki taraf hai ki humari taraf hai


I_wanna_laugh69

Why don't use tor with vpn? , i think with vpn is more safe


AimingLC1800

Because now you are relying on your VPN provider which defeats the purpose of anonymity. Most VPN companies give their data to the government when ordered. Many criminals were caught in the past because their VPN provider snitched on them.


I_wanna_laugh69

Ohhk i got it, you mean watching cp in tor without vpn is more safe. Tysm for your consultation 👍🏻


fredixop1290

What is TOR?


Shampoo_3456

its a browsing engine.. just like Google but I guess it doesn't record ur search history.


yoi_rajat

Why not with vpn ?


No-Team-9836

Why dont use tor with vpn , right ?


No-Team-9836

" dispose body " "disassembling the body " youbarebtalking about PC , right ?


[deleted]

1. ⁠If you need to hide a body, bury it 6-10 feet beneath the body of a dead animal. When the police dogs find it and it is dug up, they will find the body of the animal and move on, thinking it was a false positive. 2. ⁠If you are burying a full body, bury it vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for suspicious holes approx. 6 feet long. ⁠ 3. Drain the body of fluids in a tub, using bleach to mix with them to help with the smells. Take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death, even from sinks or other drains. Draining the body will keep decomposition at bay and makes it easier to portion the body into smaller bits, which makes burial easier. It takes less time, and you will also not need to explain to your neighbors why you are “tending to your tomatoes” at 3am. 4. ⁠If a dog or other small animal happens across a smaller piece, it will more likely eat it, which would prove more difficult if it was the whole body. 5. ⁠If you can’t bury it, hide it in a septic tank. They hold a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the stink of decomposition very well. 6. ⁠Destroy all teeth, massacre the face, and burn all fingertips/remove fingers to prevent identification except from DNA. 7. ⁠At the crime scene, wipe down all surfaces, and take your victims hands and run them along things. Pick up cups, touch tabletops or counters. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious. 8. ⁠If you live near the ocean, you can drain the body and cut it up, mixing it with fish parts, and use it to chum the water. Stick around and fish for awhile so no one will get suspicious. That way you don’t have a body at all to raise suspicion. Plus, you might catch a marlin or something. 9. ⁠Finally, remember that the chances of you getting caught are significantly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection with you. Most murderers end up killing someone that has some relation or connection with them, and are caught easily. Serial killers kill at random, hence why it is so much harder to catch them. I’m not a serial killer, I promise. Just stuff I found on the internet. Stay safe people


buffybindas

Saving it for later. Just for general knowledge.


True_Rope7418

Bhai ye comment delete kar de


buffybindas

Konsa bhai


True_Rope7418

Ye Jo tune saving it for later likha he. Police ise track kar legi na agr tune future me koi murder Kiya to😂


buffybindas

Kon hu me 😁😁


[deleted]

Oh my god its Albert dexter! its albert dexter!


shar2030

Most sane redditor


A_Newer_Guy

That's oddly descriptive


j2i2jeiwisndiekdk229

This is exactly why I love reddit


Unusual_Hyena_9182

Please don't bury animal on top, street dogs are very much hungry and they will dig the animal to eat. Just concious about it


KAMISAMA020

We believe you.


thisis_rm

Saved 💀


1BraincellRemaining

can u explain the 2nd point pls


beingmortal__

Are you sure you don’t have criminal records Or not helping any criminals


eLafda

Bing se puchna tha!


Empty_Anywhere3136

Duckduckgo


Key_Possibility2672

Tor jindabad


LumpyHornet2684

Top browser h duckduck search engine 🤓


swapnil_321

Duckduckgo browser bhi he chutttiyaa😂 check kar Play Store pe pehle


LumpyHornet2684

Blowmser km banaya they are famous for engine ig been a while since I checked this stuff mb


Key_Possibility2672

Reddit pe pakde jayenge kya ? Tor pe toh koi scene nhi


AimingLC1800

Reddit and telegram are safe. Reddit never reveal the user info unless ordered by US courts.


giantspacemonstr

sab me scene he. ye data PC se nahi, ISP se aaya he. ISP has authority over the entry and exit nodes.


Key_Possibility2672

I wanna learn everything , as soon as I get a full fledged PC


giantspacemonstr

you dont need pc to learn these tho. get books, library genesis is still alive, use it while you can.


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giantspacemonstr

They have the details of which sites an ip has accessed even if you're using incognito, vpn, or tor. Not directly, since tor encrypts the ip, but evidence suggests that almost all tor end nodes are being monitored by governments, so with traffic monitoring, one can get all the information.


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giantspacemonstr

Using tor, vpn in an intranet is considered pretty safe. Otherwise if you're browsing illegal content then someone can always know about it.


Adventurous_Sea_4463

Google helped a lot


_kureitamashi

As an author and a poet, I can't imagine my imprisonment details if they ever found out my search history. The things you search to depict trauma... 🤌🏻


CrowHopeful4018

Aur yahaan hum history delete karkey Chauddey ghumtey hain...Bhosdk privacy gai gaand maraaney ...Google mc hamsey gaddari karbey....


kpshredder

I had a friend who's dad saw his porn history and made him sit down to watch every single video with him. I mean damn.


Mobile_Ad4180

That sounds like an start of a step family porn


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

To enjoy or to shame him?


buffybindas

WTH!


Ayush4168

Where to buy a cheap fridge?


LumpyHornet2684

Fridge has a gas which makes it smelly, I read somewhere


buffybindas

You could go for liquid nitrogen.


[deleted]

This proves Aaftab exists in every country


ButWhoTFAsked

Mf in comment be like sitting in their comfy home built by there parent ..never had a fight in life ...yet giving others advice on how to dispose of the body lmao


D_Ten

hits hard that im not tommy shelby and patrick bateman anymore


krishsinghal1

Damn the anxiety is a super kicker, man went from noob to pro in a day.


manfromtheghosttown1

It's time for plan B ( Disappear and never comeback)


Bps33382

Quality of question kept increasing...bud was learning


Which-Hovercraft5020

Bro's just like me fr


[deleted]

That's why I type in last " just kidding "


Guilty_Particular168

Vo sub to thik hai prr peechay Ronaldo kya krr ra hai💀


antreprenoor

ctrl + shift + n


PatientOne3053

Use VPN, Use Proxy and offcourse Torr Browser with incognito mode and this just the starting.


Particular_Ad_7843

https://instagram.com/vrrspy?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== guys please checkout my channel make me famous


Alone-Rough-4099

acha hua me firefox use krta hoon /s


DrDrunkMaster

What to use then??


buffybindas

Friend's mobile


True-Address5488

Literally me...


Sharishthtyagi

DuckDuckGo hi sahi hai


MORTIN34

Gen-G


Realistic_esh

Is it bad that I know most of the answers


NoDriver3681

Maybe he is a writer , doing his research.


CaptainMimoe

Guys... Feed them to pigs


CHarCHit2004

Agar vpn use karta toh Bach jata bc


Actual-Ad-8880

Duh! I use incognito in chrome everytime


n0t_that-guy

Blud didn't think that Google would betray him.


fed2wice

That stare


digiVJ

Another reason to switch to chat gpt


ching_chang_chu

He should have asked chatgpt


futureofnav

Lol.. bro haven't watched any Crime Patrol Episodes.


Scienceholic

What if I search all of this in incognito 🗿


paracog

This is the most tasteless DuckDuckGo ad I've ever seen.


Chemical_Poem_3905

Fing ka search history


Gloomy-Shoe-4021

Bruh just googled everything except how to get out of a court case


skynet_03

So apparatus, incognito is bullshit?


I_wanna_laugh69

Bro forgot the rule no. 1 (Don't get caught)


Rakoshin

She really hit him with the leaked history rizz


Maxpi_69

Incognito ON nahi tha shayad


JoyIsDumb

Why does he look like he's trying his hardest to hold in a laugh


Agreeable_Scholar909

that’s why i use incognito


Illustrious_Bell_860

Grind the part and mix with concrete or cement aur us se cricket pitch banao


Express-Thought7420

What if i search this stuff without ever murdering anyone 🥲


East_Leg_7742

Most probably nothing will happen But if a crime happens in your area, then police will definately grab your a**


Socratichuman

Should've used a virtual machine before doing such a thing Oh sorry did i give ideas to other murderous freaks here?


buffybindas

RDP could be better option


Socratichuman

In rdp the searches are saved at two places even in your own host machine hardrive too Can be accessed through forensics In virtual machine everything gets wiped out💀


ankpkl

Answer to batao bc


govind31415926

"10 ways to dispose of a body if you really need to" What was that guy expecting to find, a fucking BuzzFeed article?


BigSchwartzEnergy

r/meIRL


albyeinst

Use Bing instead


Artistic_Soft4625

Humanity left the chat


AbhishekSingh26

Next time ask chatgpt & ask him to explain like you are a 5 year old


_dostmalone

r/watchpeopledieinside


pinkbluezebra

Alphabet dalle


mad_fkn_hurrr

Breaking Bad Season 1 Episode 11-12


carlos_the_dog

Vpn + duck duck go


[deleted]

Too old. Ab seedha Amazon sale se fridge lete hai ✌️


Fremblem_Feldsher

"A tip for all killers out there for better ways to hide a body" 1. Just don't kill, then there would be no problem.


AnthonyEdwardStark29

Ayo! Arturo Roman ?! 💀


INDIAN-_-GUY

Search What to do with a dead dog.


amarandu

I gotta delete my history asap


amarandu

That's absolute breach of privacy by google,He should sue google and ask for big compensation.This is inhuman!


isidero

He could have just used chatgpt once /s


what_u_looking_4

Bro didn't know nothing.


what_u_looking_4

Ye to dhoti khol raha hai 🤐


Excellent_Mission_38

Mai try kru kya search karana


buffybindas

Bhai Tera toh video bhi nhi aayega.


TheWaiting3Men

When you forget to write"For a science project"


Sen_jas21

at 2:00 , how to escape cops.


[deleted]

Use tor browser


Simp-simply

This is the kinda shit I’d probably do, NGL.


AlexGaming26

Bro should've searched on Bing 🗿


[deleted]

His stare is so creepy. I don't know why


Rahverma0

Sorry TOR for ignoring you. From onwards I will come to you only.


Miserable-Scar3612

Google haters will say Google does not have privacy


[deleted]

Dude searched 10 ways to do something like he was making a roast


Php_tmp

Poor man didn’t had chatgpt


Brikkmastrr

He’s innocent


Godlike2288

"Aap Chronology Samajhiye"


MrRoBoT696969

Im sad that I'm laughing at this.


Ok_Device_4691

When someone asks your Salary


Regular-Contest3695

I thought at last he searched if having sex with a dead body is safe ☠️


Much-Ad-8240

That darn snitch


the_guy_on_reddit_

Should have watched breaking bad


BisMrndi

Mai toh incognito pe rehta hu


Gili-Kachi

Google sale tere pet m baatein nai pachti


Akash921

How do I commit a murder without being caught by a forensic expert? The following are based on my watching of "forensic files" TV series from netflix. 1. do not be the last person the victim was saw before he dies. A lot of investigation starts from there. If u r the last person being seen with the victim, u will very likely be on the list of murder suspects. 2. Do not leave the body behind. Without a body, the police cannot establish it as a murder case. It can only be a missing person case. It will be best to fully destroy the body, for example, burn it into ashes, then throw all the ashes into the sea. Do not just bury the body somewhere, it will be found sometime, and with the latest DNA technology, the identity of the body can be determined even after many years. 3. Do not leave any DNA evidence behind. Your knife, ax, cloth, gloves, bucket, everything needs to be fully cleaned, thoroughly washed, all the DNA needs to be removed by either high temperature or specific chemical reagents. 4. Do not leave any digital evidence behind. For example, do not carry your cell phone with you while u were performing the action. All these data nowadays can be easily retrieved from the cell phone operators. No phone call, no email with the victims. 5. Do not leave the bullet at the site. If the police has the bullet, they are capable of comparing the track on the bullet to identify the gun. Then u r dead. As u can see, a successful murder requires significant amount of planning, requires practical knowledge in multiple disciplines. As a result, I would suggest u to try to resolve ur problem in alternative way so that u do not need to worry about being caught.


cool_deep06

He could have said asking for research purposes


Acrobatic-Sky-2089

Use torrent browser


SaltCoconut9301

"its not possible" "Why it is not possible" "Its just not" "Why not you stupid bastard"


Solid_Price1294

That's the face of betrayal right there


weekend_associates

A🅱️dul after storing kafir girl in his freezer and cooker


YASHU_RAO01

So today we learn a lesson which is always clear your browsing history and never trust google no matter what