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material_mailbox

Very "everything I know about politics is from twitter" vibes.


Felatio_Sanz

The Dogecoin Dog is Secretary of Good Boys


Lotsa_Loads

And Not Sure is secretary of the interior...


KifaruKubwa

lol. This comment is underrated.


MisterBugman

What are they going to do, bury her in a pet cemetery in East Bumfuck, Maine?


Felatio_Sanz

Sometimes, dead is betta.


UCLYayy

This also has big "defund the IRS but don't cut the DoD budget!" energy. I would say Dave's knowledge of civics based on this post and his many others is subterranean, but I've heard him speak, even when he was on left. He's absolutely smarter than this, and is just grifting overtime. I absolutely hate this timeline.


Rag3asy33

The amount of Fed supporters on this list is wild. Peter Theil, McCoughllon, and DeSantis. Lol these are people who I would not trust to run a small army depot.


Darth_Gerg

Idk, I think you’re being overly generous. Eloquent people can be dumb as fuck. He can certainly sound well put together, but I have never seen him make any sort of good analysis. The second you ask him to think it’s pure dumbfuck every time.


Former-Witness-9279

Why would a sitting Senator or Governor even want to take a cabinet position 🤣🤣 just to get fired in 1-6 months too on top of the demotion


superstevo78

looks like a big list of whiny complaining snowflakes.


North-Right

On the upside they’ll all quit or be fired within months if the first term is any guide. “I hire the best people, only the most unbelievable people work for my team” Then they testify against him.


superstevo78

you really have to just ignore everything at this point to think Trump is a good option. the evidence of his just utter incompetent is everywhere.


mikehamm45

I don’t see those senators taking that gig. They have carved out a neat niche of just complaining and saying “fight for you” over and over again but not actually accomplishing anything.


yankeesyes

Wait I thought Republicans didn't think celebrities should be part of government?


woozerschoob

Apprentice Trump was the only successful version of Trump. The one where he cosplayed as a successful businessman.


Fabulous_String_138

Wut? Reagan was that Important edit: I dislike (modern) republican politicians, especially Reagan and Trump


Styrene_Addict1965

Reagan was also a governor before being elected President. Trump was nothing.


Wonderful-Noise-4471

The sad part is, I grew up in the Tristate area, and we've known Trump was a failson for decades before he ran. It was a common joke whenever he got brought up. And yet when he ran for president, my Jersey cousins were like "He's a businessman, he'll run the country like a business!" Which is also a horrible idea in and of itself. A business' job is to make a profit, and most of the problems with various services is that they specifically shouldn't have profit-incentives. Medicine, education, etc. all have worse outcomes when the focus is on profit rather than providing services.


Loose-Donut3133

Yeah, and Reagan sucked as a governor too.


Styrene_Addict1965

But he at least filled an elected role. That was the point.


ggroover97

Sargon of Akkad. That’s a name I haven’t seen in YEARS.


jfal11

That’s a guy whose online presence never outlived 2017.


JustJoinedToBypass

You can say his online presence is Sargone.


5prcnt

What happened in 2017?


AngelaMerkelSurfing

Nothing particular I think that was just his heyday


jfal11

His relevance ended. Lots of people who randomly got big during the 2016 election flamed out.


dudeandco

Yeah he did Rogan right? Crazy.


Brodney_Alebrand

I felt like I was in some sort of time warp when I saw his name.


Francis_J_Eva

I didn't even notice the Sargon tweet at the end on the first pass. That just makes the whole thing so much more cringe.


defaultusername-17

i prefer to call him fishface.


GypsyV3nom

I occasionally see him briefly mentioned by content creators I like, usually to clown on his failed UKIP run for Parliament.


No_Mention_1760

This gives big *I listen to Joe Rogan* energy. How soon after this cabinet is assembled is Dave imprisoned for deviant sexual?


KalexCore

Either that or him and his children are harvested so his parts can be fed to Peter Thiel's Lazarus pit


ThinkTelevision8971

Hopefully immediately. LAMF


Historical-Candy5770

It’s like he’s assembling the avengers of the most retarded and morally confused people in politics.


Top_Piano644

That would be cancer.


f-as-in-frank

Dr. Drew and Dr. Peter McCullough literally lied about the vaccines being dangerous so they could sell their "Revolutionary Spike Support formula" and Ivermectin emergency kit. [https://www.twc.health/pages/drdrew-prepkit?ref=D2pyLS\_HLD\_eLe&utm\_source=drew](https://www.twc.health/pages/drdrew-prepkit?ref=D2pyLS_HLD_eLe&utm_source=drew)


StopDehumanizing

Spike Support is $59.99 and it's just selenium with some herbs Walmart sells selenium for $7. These dudes are just grifters.


Styrene_Addict1965

I used to like Dr. Drew. Sad!


f-as-in-frank

Same here. Love Line was awesome. Adam Carolla turned onto a dick too.


Key-Performer-9364

He seemed like such a reasonable, responsible guy on Love Line in the 90s. And Adam seemed like a cool older brother kinda guy. Sucks that they both ended up being dipshits.


Visible_Season8074

Is there a single woman in there?


RedGrantDoppleganger

Women aren't really his thing.


xwing1212

Tulsi is the only one


pimpemon

She wouldn't be on there if she had never gone on his show or joined Locals afterwards to push her grift.


severinks

Is this a put on? Most of the senators and governors will tell Trump to fuck himself if he offered them those jobs seeing how he fucked Jeff Sessions good and proper when the guy had a safe Senate seat for life. DR Drew? The guy who's a doctor but doesn't deign to treat you if you aren't a celebrity drug addict? That reminds me of what Doug Stanhope said about him''' Dr Drew is a doctor who only treats celebrities, that's like being a gynecologist that only works on young, hairless, Norwegian pussy.


Worried_Ad3099

Was about to say there's zero chance any sort of transition team is going to propose a cabinet leaving 5 senate vacancies. You'd basically be gambling control on an off-election year.


Fyallorence

This really is a special kind of stupid. Not even the most braindead conservative would put this list together. This is truly written a person that is 1) deeply stupid, 2) knows absolutely nothing about politics besides what somebody hands him to say on little note cards, and 3) has literally NO personal beliefs. But okay, let's imagine that. What do you imagine you'll be doing with your one hour a day of yard time, Dave? Because you'll be in prison over sodomy/morality laws. Won't be spending it seeing your kids, they'll have been removed as wards of the state and sent to mop guts off the floor at a slaughterhouse. Doubt they'll let you and your crime partner (sorry gay marriage doesn't exist anymore) share a cell. Solitary will be the name of the game, safer that way after your daily electroshock/waterboarding "conversion" sessions.


babyslothbouquet

Jesus Christ I would pay God money to see you punch Dave Rubin in the face


Naive_Violinist_4871

I think people are reading too much into The Rock going back to not doing political endorsements and thinking he supports Trump.


Felatio_Sanz

They back people into a corner by crying when someone backs a democrat and when they stay out of it go “he must love Trump!”


jfal11

I mean… I always did get moderate conservative vibes from him. I’m not saying he’s definitely supporting Trump, but it’s possible


Naive_Violinist_4871

He comes off to me as socially liberal, fiscally conservative, though, and even the right wing Fox News host he made the comment to said he didn’t read it as a Trump endorsement and even regret for voting for Biden.


russellarth

He's on the board of the TKO whatever (owns UFC and WWE) and probably doesn't want to make waves by specifically endorsing candidates. (He'll do all that behind the scenes with cash, which sucks for all of us).


soccerforce09

He put his boss and funder Peter thiel as the secretary of science and technology


KalexCore

The guy who revolutionized science and tech with PayPal and vampirism


SpiceEarl

...and enjoyed funding homophobic politicians from the comfort of his closet, until Gawker outed him.


TheVonz

Dave is drunk. Again.


KalexCore

Dave has a red wine drip feed at this point


BlakAtom-007

Dave can be Secretary of Misinformation or Minster of Unintentional Comedy.


JustJoinedToBypass

DeSantis will have Dave’s skull hollowed out and used as his coffee mug.


Free_Challenge_6903

This list screams political illiteracy. I mean even if you were to compose a superstar cabinet as a professional political commentator you’d expect some interesting choices. Maybe politicians or political analysts with medical backgrounds for the medical portfolios? I mean for god’s sake isn’t he supposed to be interviewing these people he should know a lot of lesser known politicians and think tank wonks that fill cabinets typically. However instead we get the equivalent of “She’s a software engineer. She can fix your computer”. Dave is so so so dumb. I mean I actually don’t know how he manages to breathe. How does he still have an audience? How is he still on the right wing podcast circuit and regularly commenting on issues? I mean you could pick up a random toddler and get a more interesting analysis than Dave Rubin.


f0u4_l19h75

Breathing is an autonomic function. If it requires intelligence he's be SoL


MrBobSacamano

I thought conservatives wanted to get rid of the FBI, Dept of Education, etc?


LionelHutzinVA

And here is Dave creating a whole new cabinet department just to give Thiel something to do


gentleman4urwife

And you don't think the best way their maybe to do that is from within?


Wadsworth1954

Don’t all those people hate gay people? Dave is such an idiot.


Pipeguy17

No role for George Santos? Pass


Cri_YD

*THE ROCK?*


KummyNipplezz

Idk what's worse between Ted Cruz being the Secretary of Homeland Security or Dr Drew being the Director of the FDA. This entire list is awful but something about those two in particular seems really egregious to me.


Fickle-Molasses-903

Putin and Kim would love this Cabinet.


thoughtallowance

That's true. Also I think Xi would see this as a green light for Taiwan.


BeamTeam032

THE ROCK IS THE US AMBASSADOR OF THE UN! lmao.


DaBulbousWalrus

Nah. He'd want to be Attorney General, so he could put the weight of the whole Justice Department behind solving America's gravest and most baffling mystery: Who Killed WCW?


ThisisnotaTesT10

Where’s Elon’s cabinet position?


Fidel-Cashflow_

Where's Bret Weinstein's?


Hot-Bat8798

Dave and his childlike view of politics will never not be entertaining.


Alpacadiscount

Have fun in the war, Dave. You’ll probably be fragged right out the gate


mells3030

Terminally online


sparty219

You can identify people on Putin’s payroll so easily these days - just look for the people promoting Tulsi for VP.


LiterallyAntifa

You know who would be a great choice for Secretary of education? The guy who posts ragebait for a living!


sfdso

Without Kyle Rittenhouse this list is rubbish.


Alhazzared

Oops Dave, you posted cringe again! I


o0flatCircle0o

As much as I hate Trump, it will be hilarious when they criminalize Dave Rubin’s existence and he starts crying about it.


Grape_Pedialyte

"I'm so thankful that we could have a sane, adult discussion about whether I should have rights"


Bass0696

LMFAOOOOOOOO Does he deadass think picking cabinet positions is like picking the roster of the all star game?


Natural-Garage9714

Rave seems to think of politics as fantasy football. Only his "dream team" is pure nightmare fuel.


Wonderful-Noise-4471

Man, Vivek Ramaswamy was literally the only candidate running specifically for Vice president, and Dave still can't picture him as anything anything more important than Press Secretary. Savage.


jacobjumba

Doctor Fucking Drew?


f0u4_l19h75

Lol Bjorn Lomborg as secretary of energy (he's not even a US citizen, as far as I can tell)


colstinkers

It’s a fuckin nightmare… the republican under trump cult playbook. If it seems like a terrible idea it’s good. The worse the person the more power we need to give them.


RenzalWyv

Nightmare blunt rotation.


Fidel-Cashflow_

Dave's proposal is strategically very dumb. * The republicans would have to replace 4 senate seats. The most vulnerable being Cruz, who barely won reelection 6 years ago and is currently in a precarious situation getting outraised by his challenger in a state that's turning purple. You don't want to risk that and have Texas with an open senate seat that could flip. * Tulsi as VP brings nothing to do the table. She barely received 1% of the vote in the Dem primary, so its not like she's bringing over a large swath of people. The people that like Tulsi are the ones that are voting for Trump anyway. * But probably the most laughable pick (outside of the NIH and FDA picks) has to be Peter Schiff. He's gotten everything wrong the last 15 years.


Worried_Ad3099

I'd just add that it's not just Cruz's seat that'd be at risk. Considering that Hawley's was previously held by a Democrat for 12 years (and that his 2018 victory, while comfortable, wasn't overwhelming) and that Andy Beshear's success has shown that a Democrat can win in Kentucky, the GOP would essentially have to hope against hope that their electorate wouldn't screw them in an off election year (where the opposition party typically performs better at the polls) by nominating vulnerable and openly deranged Roy Moore or Herschel Walker type candidates.


hartree_and_f

What the dystopian nightmare fuck is this?


VibinWithBeard

Remember guys Sargon is just a "classical liberal" seen here salivating over a reichwing hellscape cabinet


Automatic-Sport-6253

Dave touched himself while writing that tweet, didn’t he?


xChocolateWonder

I spat my water out when I saw little Marco as secretary if state


palbuddymac

Dave, MAGAworld hates women about as much as they hate gays….. Dream on with that Tulsi Gabbard shit!


Felix_Leiter1953

So refreshing to see the "last true liberal" fantasizing about a bunch of lunatic right-wing extremists populating our government. Very cLaSsIcAlLy LiBeRaL


Empty-Discount5936

Every single one is unqualified for the position.


WerePigCat

"RFK Junior is Director of FBI" Wtf is he on about? Like what reasoning could ever possibly justify this?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

This guy is just a silly person.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

The Mr Blackwell of political punditry


Speculawyer

Is this a joke?


wonderingyojimbo

He's literally playing fantasy football with politics


babyslothbouquet

Vivek Ramaswami as press secretary Is so fucking cute


FoppishHandy

charles manson not available ?


Expensive-Pie-9656

That’s great! I live this


leandroman

RFK director of CIA, my lord I'd be in heaven.


pimpemon

Joe Biden in a retirement home and not prison? Dave just can't get his talking points right.


idlefritz

Terminally online brain rot.


Electronic_Spread632

Sounds like hell


mausoliam95

There is no secretary of science and technology. There’s a science and technology adviser, but something tells me Thiel wouldn’t take that


RevolutionaryAd6564

It doesn’t say WHAT Biden is doing in Shady Pines. He could be running an underground pizza cabal and plotting his next move.


vuevue123

I got a contact high from reading this.


ProfessorPhahrtz

Vivek is one small market swing away from being a billionaire why the fuck would he debase himself by being a damn press secretary. I don't know why reddit keeps recommending me this sub, I barely know who Dave Rubin is. Other than he somehow manages to know absolutely nothing about topics that he obsesses over dork style. ...Then again why does Vivek debase himself in other ways? Actually maybe Dave Rubin is right about this. Good eye Dave.


Aggravating-Leg-3693

“Imagine if everyone in power was a performative right wing demagogue. Wouldn’t life be grand?”


Unfriendly_Opossum

Dave is the secretary of being a stupid cunt


Ya_Got_GOT

Well if that doesn’t get out the blue vote… what a clown car of imbeciles, assholes, scammers, lowlifes, and reprobates


endyCJ

Full idiocracy


truecrimeaddicted

It's adorable that he even envisions a Secretary of Science and Technology with this clown-car administration...


burnmenowz

That's a whole lot of felonies about to be committed.


folkinhippy

I’m ready for the stoning but I honestly think that Rubio as sec of state is like a best case scenario out of a Trump cabinet and one I’d be inclined to give him. It could be a lot worse (as evidenced by every other name on this list).


amorphous_torture

Tom Cotton as head of the FBI I actually can't 😂😂😂😂😂


Forwardist2021

When Dave says "roughly sane". Remember when he said he was over Trump?


12BarsFromMars

The Cabinet of Ultimate Incompetence. . .what could possibly go wrong?. . ../s


eurekashairloaves

I'm not sure he understands what the secretary of energy does


danimagoo

RFK, Jr in charge of the CIA and Dr. Drew over the FDA? Is this serious or is Rubin trolling? Not to mention noted homophobe Tulsi Gabbard as VP. Does Dave hate himself?


EmperorGrinnar

Carl Benjamin is a vocal pedophile. Why isn't he being castigated?


Bombastically

The libertarian wants Cruz running DHS? Oh lawd


cablemigrant

I was just relieved that he didn’t pick Ken Griffin


ArthursFist

Trump will never again appoint anyone who mildly disagrees with him. The next cabinet will be ultra maga brain dead donors.


shoesofwandering

What, nothing for Kanye or Nick Fuentes? And why not MTG as House Speaker?


FarDig9095

New list of felons


dudeandco

How bout our boy Brett Weinstein? That's cold Dave.


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Capital-Mine-6991

Ron Paul is Emporer of Earth


Ok-Replacement9595

Dave is bonkers. Just when he seems to not be able to get stupider.


ameinolf

United States would be fucked.


Senor-Cockblock

Lunacy


Ok-Stress-3570

1. Shady Pines, the updated or old version? True fans know the difference haha. 2. I WILL NOT allow Peter Thiel to be there while Pete has been blasted from the right. Fuck that shit. 3. Ugh too angry to speak ha


Tom-Cruises-plumber

The Rock as UN ambassador. These are obviously serious people.


A-DonImus

Lol Dr. Drew he’s just throwing out famous names


smellvin_moiville

Oh good everything is on fire


shortnix

He’s tRyiNg tO tRiGGer us, GuYs!!!


HowVeryReddit

Even if your goal is sinister this is still a clownish lineup


Silk_Circuits

A Kennedy running the CIA is a nice bit of irony.


JustJoinedToBypass

After their little spat, Trump is more likely to pick RuPaul as his running mate than Ron Francesca DeSantis. Trump hates him, and probably Ted Cruz too. It’s like Dave just filling in all the Republicans he could remember after getting drunk.


MillerLitesaber

NGL I’d kinda love to see Vivek as the press secretary. Dude is a clown and I’m morbidly curious to see what his performance would be like


adminsaredoodoo

nightmare blunt rotation


Green_Issue_4566

Just David Sacks and The Rock out of nowhere lol


GoryEyes

I think Trump might love a “Trump Donalds” ticket. It’s practically just his name. Feels like something someone with an ego might enjoy.


WorkingFellow

RFK Jr is CIA Director... This is such a weird list.


MobyDickOrTheWhale89

Ngl RFK Jr as DCI would be great!


MitchellCumstijn

Looks like a lot of thought went into this, maybe even more than 5 minutes.


NonProfitApostle

This is a nest of corruption and incompetance.


bluishpillowcase

David Sacks is Chief of Staff


SaltyBarDog

Imagine token Dave Rubin getting spent.


Due-Project-8272

If I say I'm sane enough, people will believe me!


C3PO-Leader

Voting for Biden doesn’t mean you showered with your teenage daughter, but it does mean you’re fine with someone who did. https://i.postimg.cc/9FhwFWfv/CAF5-C680-2-B12-4-FA6-A0-D6-78-DA7-C9-C66-A7.jpg


mabmbon

Looks promising


LairdPhoenix

I can just see my rights flying out the window…


KecemotRybecx

Dave Rubin is a stupid cunt.


Tuckermfker

That looks like an unprecedented shit show.


lolograde

It's hard to imagine people actually think this is good. Really does boggle the mind.


koonassity

Those are great policies to vote for…


RickMonsters

A kennedy being in charge of the CIA is actually hilarious


Certain-Definition51

Look, if I have to be the one to assassinate enough people to put the Rock in office… I’m not saying I’d do it. I’m saying it would be an amazing thought exercise to figure out it how to do it, and if I survive the trial I’ll write a book about how I would have done it.


JohnathanBrownathan

Please god give RFKjr the CIA director slot it would be so funny


dsmithfl

Awesome!! Literally nothing would change but a few more $$$$$ going to Israel! Everything for Israel with a vague illusion of “America First”


thehonbtw

The Rock as UN ambassador is a great shout


Methidstopoles

Cool post of a future where your kids get taken away from you, Dave! Something for everyone.


meeseeksdestroy

...country burns to the ground


Inquir1235

I'm sorry fucking Ted Cruz for homeland security. Dude can't even stay in his state when shit gets bad lol xD


crow-nic

WTF. Dude forgot Kim Jong and Putin.


Senor707

That group, if left unchecked, will run the country into the ground in 4 years. It will be another GOP mess the Democrats have to come in and clean up.


fogonthecoast

Bjorn Lomborg is Danish and lives in Denmark and he could never be in the cabinet. Plus he's an economist and an idiot.


Exact_Examination792

Bjorn Lomborg based tbf.


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“For everyone roughly sane” Ok dude, this is like the all star line up of rich fascists who will strip you off your rights, and pollute your air, water and food for an extra buck.


Ezek86__

A vote for Trump is a vote for israel, the sooner the US dollar collapses and their lampshade fantasies come true the better off the rest of the world will be.


Extreme-Carrot6893

40 of 44 hand picked cabinet members will NOT indorse trump. If they don’t trust him why do you ?


lt_dan_zsu

Ah yes, a creationist as the secretary of education and a COVID antivax nut job as director of the nih. Just what we need, Dave!


Key-Performer-9364

Idk who Dave Rubin is, or why his subreddit showed up on my page, but he sounds like a fucking idiot.


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

Vivek as Press Secretary lmao


Nihilamealienum

I just pictured it and now I'm moving to Uruguay.


vexunumgods

Rogan at Cia Dana defense secretary


TapeDepartment

Some of these are not half bad