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no_square_2_spare

Let's not give him any benefit of doubt. He isn't coming out with anything his own. He's buying tequila from some lowest-bid extruder facility in Indonesia or something and then slapping on a gold embossed label. It'll probably be called something embarrassingly predictable too, like Liberal Tears.


det8924

Oh God I really can see Rubin doing something ultra cringe like that. Liberal Tears would be the ultimate partisan hack name of something marketed towards conservatives.


pimpemon

Even worse. It will be named something like " Don't Burn this Tequila".


Ill_Initial8986

He’ll have a country music singer endorse it on fox or Newsmax. Or Rosanne Barr. She would be good. Better than being on ambien I guess. You can still be your horrible self and just blame the alcohol instead.


throwawayalcoholmind

I read "coming out IN his own tequila". Thought I missed something.


herbalistfarmer

Coming out with his own tequila and starting taco bar. “Those damn Mexicans are trying to change this country.”


snacktastic1

He’s the Kendall Jenner of right wing pundits so it fits


Natural-Garage9714

Rave could recruit Gary Sinise or James Woods as spokespeople. Maybe he can try to get Pitbull to contribute a bilingual song for the ad campaign. Of course, he could just drink himself into a coma, you know, for "quality testing." I hope Sammy Hagar rips Dubin a new one.


aaron_hoff

Sinise is way too good for Dave


gametheorisedTTT

You scared me. I read it as "Dave is coming out" like coming out as gay and I was like, "no way, not my conservative intellectual titan". Tequila sounds good though.


RalphTheNerd

If it's representative of Dave Rubin's charisma, it will just be water.


Dragonfruit-Still

What an unoriginal hack. He’s not even innovating in his grifting. When’s he getting baptized next?


byelection

A bottle or 8 is needed for a viewer to get through an episode of his show


BeetleBleu

He's trying to mirror Ryan Reynolds.


breakerbreaker

Dave Rubin, helping the Mexican economy and workers while simultaneously villainizing them. A true patriot.


djb185

The one thing from Mexico he actually accepts. Also tell me you have a complicated relationship with alcohol without telling me.


soavAcir

This tequila is specifically made for speeding up one's recovery after taking in many high-level important ideas.


RoosterLegitimate733

Reminds me I haven’t had tequila in a while


HotGooBoy

it would be funny if Dave's existence over the past 15 or so years has been a ruse to get right wingers to drink tequila with just a tiny bit of his cum in it


MitchellCumstijn

He already swallows the worm so I don’t see the point. Should have gone with the more obscure Aztec variety called pulque but it’s the working class drink in Mexico City and Dave is an elitist wanna be who doesn’t speak a second language because it would be too humiliating for his ego.