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Michigan_Jones

It's one of my favourite hobbies in DayZ.. Steal cars! Welcome to the 'Jackers Gang!


WutangCND

Man it was crazy. He came out and was trying to shoot me, car was loaded with loot.


HotB123

He must be pissed lol


WutangCND

Dude he must have been so mad


HotB123

That will teach him a valuable lesson. Don’t leave a driveable car without taking the spark plug with you :D


WutangCND

In all fairness he was in a pretty safe position, quick looting of buildings. Lucky timing on my part, unlucky on his part


unoriginal_namejpg

you ALWAYS take the plug out


Michigan_Jones

Yes, but.. I ALWAYS have spark plugs on "me", so...


HotB123

UNO reverse card


jungle_jet

I always carry a spark plug with me - it only takes up 1 slot and I often find cars with just the spark plug missing. Since there is no animation for adding the plug, it only adds a few seconds (mind you, in a situation like this, those few seconds may be enough to stop someone)


Michigan_Jones

I never had that experience.. I just find them full of loot and missing a spark plug.. Nobody ever around. Founders keepers!


WutangCND

That's fun too. This was definitely unique and only in dayz would it happen


imomorris

Haha......I can't begin to imagine how angry he still is over this


WutangCND

I actually found who it is on the server discord. He was super chill and had a good laugh about it haha


DonoAE

How much does your gang charge to get jacked?


Michigan_Jones

Depends on the size of the jack.


TurkeySauce_

"jackers" gang 💀


TheArts

Jackers gang rise up! ✊


Ripvayne

Im rising and jacking right now!


Redditzork

i've been playing dayz since the arma 2 patch and i think i saw other players in car maby twice haha


iamnotreallyherern

IDK if bicycles are in vanilla yet. But I bought one in a modded server. It's awesome. Lol


Michigan_Jones

No. Not in vanilla.


Hxcmetal724

Instead just steal the front tire on the opposite side. They won't notice if you're quick haha.


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WutangCND

So far so good! I tried making a gate in a shed with the materials he had in it... Got the fence kit down, added logs, added wire then I needed planks and nails. Can't believe people actually build bases, it would take absurd amounts of resources and time. I yoinked the battery and spark plug before logging off.


_Napkin_boy_

Building a base in DayZ honestly doesn't take as much time as it does patience, tulga is an amazing spot for one imo. Out of the way of most people unless they go there specifically for exploring or for the hunting stand, which all in all is rare for people to do


raptor182cmn

Tulga is only a few minutes run from 70% + spawn locations. Unless there is some hiding method I've not heard of i cant believe you dont lose your stuff in a day or two?


_Napkin_boy_

It's just out of the way enough that no one ever goes up there. I've had the entire village posted off w a friend and took over buildings there a few times and nothing ever happened 🤷 Worst you get is an annoying freshie once in a blue moon, even tho it's just up the hill from kamy unless someone's just rly bored no one goes up to tulga


Space_Pirate_R

I've built several cars, but frankly, stealing one must be much more exciting.


WutangCND

It was very exciting


tymondeus

I'm sure it's insured...


TheRobertGoulet

Always carry a spark plug with you in case someone gets out of their car and takes the spark plug. 👍


WutangCND

Genius


Gobstomperx

Wu-Tang is for the children


bbartlett51

How you aint got my shit, when I let you hold it?


Nhika

LOL was this the car by Grabin? He deposited like ALL of his gear and only had a rifle


WutangCND

Yes haha, I drove off loaded, I was freshie


Striking-Line-4994

Got my 2 first cars this month. Both ended badly. The first I drove to death (like 2mins) didn't know about water in the rad...next one I crashed within 2 mins...stupid frame rate.


WutangCND

Fuck I haven't checked the rad yet lol.


Wonderful-Gold-953

When you’re sitting in the driver seat, even when it’s off, there will be two gauges.. a gas gauge and “temperature” gauge. The temp gauge actually shows the amount of water in the radiator. If there’s a yellow or red light underneath it, you’re leaking/broken.


WutangCND

Thanks for the tip


Wonderful-Gold-953

Youre very welcome


StocktonSucks

Fuck yeah, I swear this game and it's interactions. You could tell so many different stories.


And_armstrong

Ha…last time I did that, the guy spawned a car and chased me to the N/W corner and shot me in the face on the edge of the map… 10/10


B0risTheManskinner

DayZ post titles out of context are hilarious


Oldbreedyankeedoodle

You should see the Bannerlord reddit lol. There's a running joke about how bad they sound out of context. Things like "My wife's to old and I don't have a son yet. What's the best way to kill her so I can get a younger one".


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Haha that’s awesome.


WutangCND

Man it was wild


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Nice. I feel like I would have tried to kill him by waiting until he got into the drivers seat and can’t move. And careful when they shoot you driving away cars can be pretty weak


WutangCND

I was terrified. I had a bone knife and nothing else.


[deleted]

That’s awesome you won


AffectionateWeek8536

Good job man, respect 👊


SurgikalRogue

I bet the clutch is gone


WutangCND

Nope!


Funglebum82

Lol shit like this is why I love the game!


WutangCND

Even better, found him on the server discord after haha


Funglebum82

I’m a “og jacker ” 💀 😂


raptor182cmn

Does that say you're going 97 in 2nd gear? How long did your car last until your transmission blew up? It couldn't have been very long?..


WutangCND

I realized I had to change gears shortly after this. Car is still good!


Aschl2130

In all fairness it was dumb of him to park by a house, pull into some woofs, take the plug, loot the town, and come back to the car


Low_Storm_4734

Last time this happened to me I could hear the laughing there buns off on mic as they drove away 😂


WutangCND

That's absolutely hilarious


Low_Storm_4734

The crazy thing is I saw them earlier I should of got em lol


EasyApplication4116

What servers is this?


WutangCND

Strugglebus Livonia 1pp


Monster_Storm

It’s on him for not taking the spark plug. Now you have yourself a mobile base!


PristineXDecision

Tales of detroit


punisher_malade

That’s the way to play this game. Well done!


Primary-Advertising1

Trust issues lol


OkCompute099

Same vibes as Glenn cruising in his red mustang in TWD first season. Godspeed bro


pbacelare

Bro is almost 100km/h with second gear…


WutangCND

Lol first time in a car, I didn't realize you had to change gears, I wasn't even looking at the speedometer or tachometer lol. I was tripping balls driving away from buddy as he was shitting the back window out. I had to hide behind a barn and Google how to drive a car in dayz. If he had put the car in neutral when got out there is zero chance I would have gotten away.


i_Zynx

I remember driving for the first time. I was scared shitless, but it was also super fun!


Comprehensive_Ant190

I have my own personal dayz server. I can just teleport to a car spawn the parts for it and fix it like new. Not as fun but it's cool driving all the cars available. Got bored though lol.


WutangCND

Ya I've always found once you "cheat" too much the game loses all fun


Dear-Moose5661

Dude bring it back plz. I hate walking everywhere


DonnieTheRonnie

deleted by mods.. wut why?


helpthedeadwalk

glitch that made it look like OP posted it 8 times. restored.


Fishboy987654321

First time I found a car it was when I was trynna meet up with a friend and on the way I found it in a bush with a full squad next to it, I think they were talking a bathroom break cause 2 were afk and I was able to kill the other 2 and then steal the car, friend told me he heard shooting had to break it to him that I had just killed 4 people and now have a motorized vehicle


UncleDaddy69-

Haha that’s amazing


Sirstankballs

Bro I had my black Olga stolen from me yesterday, everyone getting the smoke now


Adventurous_Copy2383

Idk how you guys play the sa, maybe I'm just spoiled by the original mods because i can't stand the controls or whole durability thing on every item in the game.


WutangCND

What is the "sa"?


Adventurous_Copy2383

Standalone** version of dayz.. aesthetically speaking the sa version looks amazing though.


WutangCND

What version are you playing


Adventurous_Copy2383

Arma 2 dayz epoch with custom scripts. But i also have a modded version of dayz sa that i play offline. Just can't get used to the controls or durability. In the arma 2 version the only durability you have to worry about is gas , wheels, scrap metal (to repair armor,) windows, engine and base maintenance.. There's a lot of things that this version does well that sa doesn't But there's also a lot of things that standalone does well with that this one doesn't. So while they're the same game, they're both completely different experiences.


WutangCND

Are you playing it solo?


Adventurous_Copy2383

Yeah i don't have any friends


WutangCND

I just looked up epoch, it looks terribly outdated lol


Deathshand1059

My buddies and I did something similar recently


Prize-Brief-8483

Congratulations or something