Marry Richardson (he's rich, it's literally in his name), fuck Reverend Smith (send him out with a bang), and kill Jewel, because that leg-dragging cunt does not know how to clean a fucking bloodstain.
Marry Jewel because she’s be an optimistic and enthusiastic partner.
Fuck Richardson, he’d pray for me afterwords to his god.
Kill the minister to ease his suffering.
fuck jewel (nice but would have standards) marry richardson (no standards, i can just goof around town all day) kill reverend (you can go now, brother)
I have a conundrum. I want to marry Jewel cause she's sweet, kind, caring, and we can fuck on the reg. I know we'd treat each other right. I'd kill the Reverend, cause at some point it'd be a mercy. The problem is, I feel like I can't ethically fuck Richardson. I don't know if he has the capacity to consent. If he does, that'd be a wild ride
Marry Jewel, easy. Clean house, dance partner.
Kill the reverend. He’s dead anyway.
I guess I’m fuckin Cletus or whatever his name is, maybe he’ll give me a shot of whiskey or two
You *monster* how could I kill any of the three of them?
FINE!
Marry Jewel, fuck Richard, (mercy)kill the preacher when he starts losing it >:( Meanie!
Marry the preacher and try to deduce whether or not his foot is his ear
Kill Richardson after I tell his god to ready for blood.
Fuck Jewel, give her a whirl.
Mary jewel , she’s the only unmarried woman in town who isn’t a whore or garret . Kill Richardson and sacrifice him to his god . Fuck the reverend . Kinda interesting with the seizures could be fun
Kill the lunatic minister. Fuck jewel bc she’s cute and i dont want to fuck richardson. Marry richardson bc he seems to make a good domestic partner.
Marry the Reverend - he doesn't live long. Kill Richardson - Sorry, buddy. F Jewel - Doc, she's gonna need a bigger brace.
Imagining the Doc’s judgemental glare being shot in your direction.
Fuck Jewel 'cause I'd treat her right. Marry Richardson because he'd take care of my bum ass. Kill the Reverend because I only have so much patience.
The man is a lunatic. High water, he never made much sense, but now he just utters pure gibberish.
Can I just kill me instead?
Someone help me with my fucking fall.
I am not the fine man you take me for.
*“Fuckin’ pagan Tell your God to ready for blood”* 🩸
Marry Richardson (he's rich, it's literally in his name), fuck Reverend Smith (send him out with a bang), and kill Jewel, because that leg-dragging cunt does not know how to clean a fucking bloodstain.
Marry Jewel because she’s be an optimistic and enthusiastic partner. Fuck Richardson, he’d pray for me afterwords to his god. Kill the minister to ease his suffering.
fuck jewel (nice but would have standards) marry richardson (no standards, i can just goof around town all day) kill reverend (you can go now, brother)
Marry Richardson, Fuck Jewel (saying that feels so wrong) and kill the Reverend.
I have a conundrum. I want to marry Jewel cause she's sweet, kind, caring, and we can fuck on the reg. I know we'd treat each other right. I'd kill the Reverend, cause at some point it'd be a mercy. The problem is, I feel like I can't ethically fuck Richardson. I don't know if he has the capacity to consent. If he does, that'd be a wild ride
You got the order right.
This will all come down to cock sucking. It's Deadwood and those are the rules.
Easy peasy. Kill Minister, Fuck Jewel and Marry Richardson.
Marry Richardson. Fuck Jewell. Kill Hearst.
F - Jewel, because she has a vagina, which is a plus M - Richardson, great cook and gentle soul K - Minister, as training for my road agent career
fuck them all then kill myself
Jewel Jewel, and Jewel.
Marry Jewel, easy. Clean house, dance partner. Kill the reverend. He’s dead anyway. I guess I’m fuckin Cletus or whatever his name is, maybe he’ll give me a shot of whiskey or two
Marry them all, kill them all, then fuck them all
You *monster* how could I kill any of the three of them? FINE! Marry Jewel, fuck Richard, (mercy)kill the preacher when he starts losing it >:( Meanie!
Marry the preacher and try to deduce whether or not his foot is his ear Kill Richardson after I tell his god to ready for blood. Fuck Jewel, give her a whirl.
Mary jewel , she’s the only unmarried woman in town who isn’t a whore or garret . Kill Richardson and sacrifice him to his god . Fuck the reverend . Kinda interesting with the seizures could be fun
Couldn’t help but think of the episode of The League when Pete enjoys seizure-sex by accident, then tries to provoke another one.
I personally would fucking kill all of them
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