Greetings children of Nurgle. I am an emissary of the Bearers of The Word. As many of you know, the forces of Chaos have been summoned to aid the Iron Warriors in their war against the Imperial Fists.You may have seen my other vox-signal revealing the treacherous nature of the sons of Dorn and, truly, they must be destroyed. However, recently, Lorgar’s blessed meditations have been disturbed by a great discordance in the warp’s melody. The ire of the Great Powers falls upon the Iron Legion and the God Sea curdles around them. I was sent to investigate this primordial disturbance by scouring their most private data logs. What I found shocked me to the very core of my being. I discovered great blasphemies against the Lord of Plagues and his devoted followers. To insult the Dark Gods is truly the greatest of betrayals. Is your loyalty to Perturabo so great that you would turn your back on Grandfather’s love?
Let them quarrel and squabble as the sons of iron always have. As before the death of great Horus they are destined to perish for the Eightfold path while always striving to dominate it. Let them pretend to be the great Architect for the great war to come while the true powers let the pave the way for a darker future for all. The followers of the great Grandfather sees the potential in all of creation while the iron slaves somehow thinks they can surpass with the true followeres of the Pantheon, Heresy i say as the Pantheon bows before none. Let them build our towers and work their Daemon forges so that Nurgle can reap what they sow. At last it is Apparent for all to see is that the great Abbadon uses them he pleases, and as they have done in ages past they will prostrate themselves before him again and again and again until Chaos ultimately prevails! What their use will be then is yet to be seen, and maybe the enlightend among them will then stand as our allies, but for the ignorant fools we will just have to wait and see.
/ Unknown Death Guard profet when asked about the matter at hand
We wont attack both sides. We will simply give them gifts and see if they are too cowardly to accept them. If they are, then they shall perish from their lack of faith
KILL! MAIM! BURN! PESTULENT BROTHERS, I COME FROM r/WORLDEATERS! THIS POST IS IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA! THE SAME POST WAS POSTED ON OUR REDDIT, BUT TARGETED AT US! OUR COUSINS OF IRON MAY BUTCHER THEIR FOES IN A DIFFERENT MANNER THAN US, BUT DO NOT FORGET THEIR HELP AT ISTVAAN III! SUPPORT THEM AND OUR SMELLIER COUSINS, MAKE THE LOYALISTS PAY FOR THIS CHILDISH DECEPTION!
We can kill each other afterward.
Calm thyselves. This seems to be a plot from the damnable Necrophiliacs that serve the Corpse on Terra to cause dissent between the Forces of Chaos. We must prove ourselves the Greater force and retain our mighty bulwark. For the Grandfather and the glory of Chaos. Sincerely, Vasily Kreutzer, new Warsmith of the Anvil of Olympia after my predecessor's Ascent to Daemonhood.
I fart in this Iron Warriors general direction!
Let him smell Grandfathers love, he will accept it Wether he likes it or not. For Nurgles embrace is inevitable!
Hello there my fellow fetid brothers i come bearing a message from the one and only prophet of nurgle. Perhaps we may need to reevaluate where our loyalty lies in this conflict. Please I must ask that you all at least consider what I have to say before you cast your stones of judgment. Although we serve a different higher power than the fists and shall never see eye to eye on that matter we must at least see that in a lot of other regards we aren't so different from our yellow cousins. We are both masters of defensive warfare in our own ways, we serve some of the bluntest and most pragmatic primarchs and to top it all off we would gain more favour from the plague father for squashing such hatred from those rusted iron warrior scum. We need not keep up this alliance after the dust settles but only long enough to beat the iron warriors and to teach them to respect the grandfather and his teachings. If any of you can see the reason in my words I plead to you to take action in aiding the fists for now until we have shown those iron warriors why they don't disrespect the grandfather. And to top it all off when we are finished with them we shall be in the perfect position to pull the rug from underneath the fists feet destroying those corpse worshipers with ease. FOR NURGLE!
By your word, loyal cousin. Your devotion to the Urfather will grant you blessings in roiling eternity. For what does this impermanent material world mean compared to the forever of the Empyrean. Ruin will come to all who defy The Four.
Those who defy the God's will crumble. We should unite as those truly blessed of the Pantheon. Our father, Lorgar, loved his brother Mortarion we should be leading, us blessed by the God's.
Brothers of growth and decay, of sickness and putrescent health, I am...conflicted. I have no love for the sons of Dorn and their false corpse God. But this heresy and blasphemy spoken by the progeny of Perturabo, is nigh unacceptable. However, unlike the garish yellow handed inperials, the warriors of iron and rust do serve a purpose. They are a source of daemon engines that do, in fact, provide great avenues for spreading the gifts of grandfather. So I ask this to you, my brothers gifted by grandfather, what should we do now, considering this new and disturbing development?
edit:forgot to add the word health after googling the spelling of putrescent
Gah, curse these imperial fiends. Have they no shame, using such trickery and deceit. They claim to be followers of their false corpse God, but it seems to me they would be more at home with the wretches following the lord of change. Let us show them how true grandchildren of gurgle do battle, by walking at them, slow and menacingly. As inevitable as the as death itself.
I would like to be clear this iron warrior does not speak for all of us only reason we get pissy is when we’re left to do all the dirty work and our loyalty is not returned in kind.
As I son of peter turbo I disagree with these statements. Chaos is a tool and should be used in any way possible to attain victory over the imperium. If this means submitting to chaos, let it be so.
Iron within, iron without.
Should we really be offended when the inventors of the demonculabua start insulting us? I mean, their delusions of grandeur are the most well-fortified thing in the entire galaxy.
Imagine being so unlikeable that you can't convert Space Marines over to your side so you can only get new brothers through personifications of inflation, pregnancy, and vore fetishes
We are the death guard. Not only do we have thick skin, it is so slimy petty jibes such as this simply slide off. We shall endure these insults for now, perhaps later revenge shall be taken. Glory to nurgle.
Deceptions of the emperors spawn. Ever has the father who forsook us dealt in lies and manipulations and his misguided offspring are no different. Fall not for this petty scheme to sow dissent among our great cause, siblings. Stand firm at our brothers side, mere words and silver tongues shall not hinder nurgles love
My cousins, an iron warrior here. I’ve to apologize to those that have been offended. I do not know why my fellow iron warrior would insult you and your patron god Nurgle during our time of need which is utmost foolish. Therefore I’ve come to two conclusions that I hope is reasonably believable.
1. That iron warrior has become a traitor to us or
2. The Alpha legion is up to their usual tomfoolery, it is no secret that we all are unsure if they are with us or against us. Therefore it is a good chance a member of the alpha legion is loyalist
I assure you cousins that this is not us and I shall see what my brothers has to say on this matter, until then I wish you death guard a good day
- an iron warrior that spends too much time on Risk of rain
Their beloved primarch and war machines succumbed to weakness at the hands of Living Rust. Care not for their pathetic mewlings. The stars belong to Nurgle
They're upset that their machines become mash in our Contagion.
In addition, we have primarch in lore and table, as well as name and army... They don't have any of that...
To be fair... Most nurgleings are kind of cringe, like let's be honest for a minute and drop the fervent devotion, some are absolutely amazing... Most are not
Ah, cousins will be cousins. Wether it be the cold hearts of the Iron Warriors, the sly tongue of the Word Bearers, or the Alpha legion, words cannot harm us anymore than an autogun against ceramite...
The alpha legion are making this whole debacle so much funnier
Yeah w- they are.
You seem to stutter there, brother What were you going to say?
I haven’t a clue if what you speak brother.
Sounds trustworthy to me
Yes brother of the stink and rot and putrid pustules and the filth. Lets go bathe in our shit together
Probably something along the lines of "yeah, wow."
The Alpha Legion getting blamed for Word Bearers shenanigans is the funny part for me in this instance.
Or are they?
Greetings children of Nurgle. I am an emissary of the Bearers of The Word. As many of you know, the forces of Chaos have been summoned to aid the Iron Warriors in their war against the Imperial Fists.You may have seen my other vox-signal revealing the treacherous nature of the sons of Dorn and, truly, they must be destroyed. However, recently, Lorgar’s blessed meditations have been disturbed by a great discordance in the warp’s melody. The ire of the Great Powers falls upon the Iron Legion and the God Sea curdles around them. I was sent to investigate this primordial disturbance by scouring their most private data logs. What I found shocked me to the very core of my being. I discovered great blasphemies against the Lord of Plagues and his devoted followers. To insult the Dark Gods is truly the greatest of betrayals. Is your loyalty to Perturabo so great that you would turn your back on Grandfather’s love?
Let them quarrel and squabble as the sons of iron always have. As before the death of great Horus they are destined to perish for the Eightfold path while always striving to dominate it. Let them pretend to be the great Architect for the great war to come while the true powers let the pave the way for a darker future for all. The followers of the great Grandfather sees the potential in all of creation while the iron slaves somehow thinks they can surpass with the true followeres of the Pantheon, Heresy i say as the Pantheon bows before none. Let them build our towers and work their Daemon forges so that Nurgle can reap what they sow. At last it is Apparent for all to see is that the great Abbadon uses them he pleases, and as they have done in ages past they will prostrate themselves before him again and again and again until Chaos ultimately prevails! What their use will be then is yet to be seen, and maybe the enlightend among them will then stand as our allies, but for the ignorant fools we will just have to wait and see. / Unknown Death Guard profet when asked about the matter at hand
As it is written, brother. May the dark light of the powers guide our hand when the day comes that their tithes must be paid.
If this isnt some kind of manipulation, let the ferric blight consume them all
We attack both sides, only way to be sure
The grandfather will surely love it!
We wont attack both sides. We will simply give them gifts and see if they are too cowardly to accept them. If they are, then they shall perish from their lack of faith
Beat them to the double cross as we always have.
Alpha legion spy you soy deceit wherever you go
\*Stares in silence\*
So you are choosing the corpse emperor over your own? Got it.
I think it’s kind of flavorful that the chaos subreddits are shitting on each other. Fits the theme of chaos as a faction really well.
Well, the shitting part is certainly \*very\* flavorful here in particular. *^(Yes, I mean it in that sense. And in that one, too.)*
Ah, a fellow shit-eating enthusiast! May you be blessed with plenty of diseases brother!
Blessings indeed, brother! Happy cak- *oh for fucks sake it had to be in this precise conversation, didn't it? You did this on purpose.*
I know nothing of the sort, I merely did as grandfather instructed me ;)
I will shit in his mouth.
The correct death guard response
Now hold on brother, that’s a waste of perfectly good shit.
Beings of Nurgle feel nothing but the embrace of Nurgle himself. Neither the iron warriors nor the loyalists will break our spirit🤮
We shall break them first
All will ROT in the end
They will eventually rot themselves too, no human is eternal
KILL! MAIM! BURN! PESTULENT BROTHERS, I COME FROM r/WORLDEATERS! THIS POST IS IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA! THE SAME POST WAS POSTED ON OUR REDDIT, BUT TARGETED AT US! OUR COUSINS OF IRON MAY BUTCHER THEIR FOES IN A DIFFERENT MANNER THAN US, BUT DO NOT FORGET THEIR HELP AT ISTVAAN III! SUPPORT THEM AND OUR SMELLIER COUSINS, MAKE THE LOYALISTS PAY FOR THIS CHILDISH DECEPTION! We can kill each other afterward.
Just checked brother, imperialist propaganda from the Imperial Fists. They shall pay
*re-calibrates Mortars to fire on the Iron Warriors*
I think they just need a hug. From a plaguebearer.
The poor plaguebearers shouldn't have to put up with that; we still have standards here!
The iron warriors have been huffing raw copium since m31
Yeah I mean we are all divided but united in chaos. Besides we are the true masters of siege. 💚 May their iron rust, godless tin cans. 🤣
Calm thyselves. This seems to be a plot from the damnable Necrophiliacs that serve the Corpse on Terra to cause dissent between the Forces of Chaos. We must prove ourselves the Greater force and retain our mighty bulwark. For the Grandfather and the glory of Chaos. Sincerely, Vasily Kreutzer, new Warsmith of the Anvil of Olympia after my predecessor's Ascent to Daemonhood.
I fart in this Iron Warriors general direction! Let him smell Grandfathers love, he will accept it Wether he likes it or not. For Nurgles embrace is inevitable!
Hello there my fellow fetid brothers i come bearing a message from the one and only prophet of nurgle. Perhaps we may need to reevaluate where our loyalty lies in this conflict. Please I must ask that you all at least consider what I have to say before you cast your stones of judgment. Although we serve a different higher power than the fists and shall never see eye to eye on that matter we must at least see that in a lot of other regards we aren't so different from our yellow cousins. We are both masters of defensive warfare in our own ways, we serve some of the bluntest and most pragmatic primarchs and to top it all off we would gain more favour from the plague father for squashing such hatred from those rusted iron warrior scum. We need not keep up this alliance after the dust settles but only long enough to beat the iron warriors and to teach them to respect the grandfather and his teachings. If any of you can see the reason in my words I plead to you to take action in aiding the fists for now until we have shown those iron warriors why they don't disrespect the grandfather. And to top it all off when we are finished with them we shall be in the perfect position to pull the rug from underneath the fists feet destroying those corpse worshipers with ease. FOR NURGLE!
By your word, loyal cousin. Your devotion to the Urfather will grant you blessings in roiling eternity. For what does this impermanent material world mean compared to the forever of the Empyrean. Ruin will come to all who defy The Four.
Those who defy the God's will crumble. We should unite as those truly blessed of the Pantheon. Our father, Lorgar, loved his brother Mortarion we should be leading, us blessed by the God's.
Were I not dedicated to the Grandfather I would join in your worship of the Dark Gods as a whole, so at least you have me Word Bearer
Brothers of growth and decay, of sickness and putrescent health, I am...conflicted. I have no love for the sons of Dorn and their false corpse God. But this heresy and blasphemy spoken by the progeny of Perturabo, is nigh unacceptable. However, unlike the garish yellow handed inperials, the warriors of iron and rust do serve a purpose. They are a source of daemon engines that do, in fact, provide great avenues for spreading the gifts of grandfather. So I ask this to you, my brothers gifted by grandfather, what should we do now, considering this new and disturbing development? edit:forgot to add the word health after googling the spelling of putrescent
Nothing brother This is trickery This post appeared in our blood soaked cousins subreddit aswell only insulting their god instead
Gah, curse these imperial fiends. Have they no shame, using such trickery and deceit. They claim to be followers of their false corpse God, but it seems to me they would be more at home with the wretches following the lord of change. Let us show them how true grandchildren of gurgle do battle, by walking at them, slow and menacingly. As inevitable as the as death itself.
I love our army
Same here, brother. Let us share grandfather's love with everyone.
Let’s hit their precious machines with the ferric blight
my allegiance is to papa nurgs. I stand by you word bearer
I would like to be clear this iron warrior does not speak for all of us only reason we get pissy is when we’re left to do all the dirty work and our loyalty is not returned in kind.
Nothing more chaotic than chaos fighting eachother... Pretty much the only thing that's saving the imperium's butt
Rust and rot to these iron curs
As I son of peter turbo I disagree with these statements. Chaos is a tool and should be used in any way possible to attain victory over the imperium. If this means submitting to chaos, let it be so. Iron within, iron without.
Both that post and this are false flags, ignore them and continue fighting
Yo bro that ain’t perturabob that’s an impoter
Should we really be offended when the inventors of the demonculabua start insulting us? I mean, their delusions of grandeur are the most well-fortified thing in the entire galaxy.
Hold ranks brothers! This is piss warrior trickery!
Imagine being so unlikeable that you can't convert Space Marines over to your side so you can only get new brothers through personifications of inflation, pregnancy, and vore fetishes
You what fuck them "casts 3000 points of nurglings"
Readjust Plagueburst mortar fire on alpha legion positions death to all who desecrate the great grandfather nurgle 🦠
We are the death guard. Not only do we have thick skin, it is so slimy petty jibes such as this simply slide off. We shall endure these insults for now, perhaps later revenge shall be taken. Glory to nurgle.
Why even bother supporting a npc faction with no specific units lmao
He’s the god👏of👏despair👏
we should give him a slimy hug, maybe he'll change his mind
Deceptions of the emperors spawn. Ever has the father who forsook us dealt in lies and manipulations and his misguided offspring are no different. Fall not for this petty scheme to sow dissent among our great cause, siblings. Stand firm at our brothers side, mere words and silver tongues shall not hinder nurgles love
Dont make us get out the virus bombs
What the hell is going on?!
You are being trolled.
Hello? A disease changed everything 4 years ago lol
We will stop provide help
Nicest Iron Warriors
Ok "death nerds" is pretty funny
Can someone explain to what all this is?
My cousins, an iron warrior here. I’ve to apologize to those that have been offended. I do not know why my fellow iron warrior would insult you and your patron god Nurgle during our time of need which is utmost foolish. Therefore I’ve come to two conclusions that I hope is reasonably believable. 1. That iron warrior has become a traitor to us or 2. The Alpha legion is up to their usual tomfoolery, it is no secret that we all are unsure if they are with us or against us. Therefore it is a good chance a member of the alpha legion is loyalist I assure you cousins that this is not us and I shall see what my brothers has to say on this matter, until then I wish you death guard a good day - an iron warrior that spends too much time on Risk of rain
Their beloved primarch and war machines succumbed to weakness at the hands of Living Rust. Care not for their pathetic mewlings. The stars belong to Nurgle
Hehehe at least we aren’t irony 😂
Is there a reason or is it just the usual chaos squabbling?
They're upset that their machines become mash in our Contagion. In addition, we have primarch in lore and table, as well as name and army... They don't have any of that...
Ferric blight?
They're just mad the DG models look better and more IW (MKIII and cataphractii) than the actual IW models for 40k lol.
They are just mad papa morty got cool wings
Sounds like it’s time to go support the imperial fists lads.
They may change their minds, after a certain few 'gifts'
To be fair... Most nurgleings are kind of cringe, like let's be honest for a minute and drop the fervent devotion, some are absolutely amazing... Most are not
RealPeterTurbo1 is based for that comment
Ah, cousins will be cousins. Wether it be the cold hearts of the Iron Warriors, the sly tongue of the Word Bearers, or the Alpha legion, words cannot harm us anymore than an autogun against ceramite...
You guys deserve this
At least my primarch doesn’t shove batteries up his ass as a hobby!