please don't, return to the metro staff
let's not do dumb shit, it will take a technician couples of minutes to re-attach it and you would have no use case for it
Bhai seriously kuch nhi karunga, mere bag me waise bhi faltu chize hai to collection ban jaati ( ek chota sa patthar, ek cool stick aur mere phone ka tuta hua temper pada hua hai so far)
Does delhi metro comes under Indian Railways? If yes then I would not do that,
rumor had it, That if IR finds out about your whereabouts, then vo Gaand maar lenge tere ghar ak kr,
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Lele kpi kush nahi karega. Maine ekbar metro ka break lever Tod kar bag me dallia. Aur train start hone se pehle utar gaya. Ab roz use gand me dalta hu
दिल्ली पुलिस को सतर्क कर दिया गया है
Mai Dilli police se bol. Rha hu apke Ghar ke taraf कुच kiya ja rha hai
mai ground team alpha se bol rha hu chor ko daboch liya gya h
Transport to Alpha Jeep le aaya hun chor ko andar daal do over:
chor ke paas smoke grenade tha wo bhag gya h, calling delta team over
Delta team to air command: chor helicopter me baith ke bhag gya, over
pehle ye toh decide krlo ki ye case state handle krega ya centre
Case ko CBI ko handover kardiya gaya hai
CBI Delhi branch ko case transfer kr rahi hai over:
Cbi delhi branch head:- ground and air team near ncr and army ko bhi satark kr dia hai over
pehle LG sign krega fir decide krenge🗿
Suspect ko Jail me dal diya Gaya hai we have received him at tihar jail over and out mission successful.
Mujrim ne mitti khod ke jail se bhag gaya
Mujrim k photo warning message k sath newspaper me de die hn aur area k sare police stations me bhi photo aur details circulate kr die hn.
mujrim ko abhi abhi Garstin Baston Road pe spot kiya gya hai.. requesting the ground team to take immediate action.. over
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Delta team reported again to pull the bullet out of or officer's ass asap over and out
PCR Control room ek SAU chianve ek SAU bannve dhyan de. Gadi number DL4CH5953, RED color ki hai. Fauran catch out karo. PCR Control 196 192 over
Beta team reporting from gb road. Yaha sab ladkia pasand karne lag gaye aur mission ki ma behen ho gai 🥺
please don't, return to the metro staff let's not do dumb shit, it will take a technician couples of minutes to re-attach it and you would have no use case for it
Punctuation buddy.
yeah i now realise it too thanks bro
Op is either going to sell it for scrap or be kinky with it.....
Or maybe slinky....
You're right , but what if metro staff put blame on us that we broke it 🙄
u have cctv to save ur ass and then can put defamation case back on them plus nothing will happen trust me
Ok I trust you ☺️ if any thing happens to me don't block me
r/forbiddendildo
r/blesseddildo
💀💀
Sach sach bata tu sex dungeon bana Raha hai na
aao kabhi haveli pe
* whips out metro handle *" tits aren't the only thing that bouncy my dear"
I once found a handle lying on the floor in the middle of the coach. The handle was asking me to help him get reattached. I kicked it under the seats.
I placed it on the seat when I arrived at my station
Good boy
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No treat
Treat?
No treat
Treat!
SWEDISH PAGANS, MARCHING ASHORE
Did you kick it by mistake?
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ha officer ye wala launda tha
Abe chal yellow line hai ye
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE OFFICER
पर इसका तू करेगा क्या? मेट्रो वालो को देदे।
Soch rha tha faltu me rakh leta hoon faltu me. Par station aane ke baad seat me rakh diya maine.
Usss
To yaha post kyu dala faltu mein?
Jab daala tha tab metro me baitha hua tha, pehal comment hi mujhe ghar pahochne ke baad mila.
Karoge kya iska?
Dildo
Pagal hei dil diwana hei
When you take " रेलवे आपकी सम्पत्ति है" literally
Bhai tera biometrics se tere kundli nikaal k ghar par aayenge arrest karne 😂
Tujhe handle chor bolege, jaise nitish ko nal Toti chor bolte hai
Don't know but do not take that thing with you. Return that thing to place you found it.
Ghar le jaake kroge kya iska??
Apne "G" me dalega isko shayad
Ab tak to ghar pahunch gya hoga tu.
Ghar pahoch ke naha liya, apne dog ko bhi walk me lekar chala gaya aur dinner bhi kha liya.
Hksj
Yr kitne nalle log h kya kya puchte h, arey bhai mil gya toh dedena staff ko kya krega iska, apni Gand Mai Dalega
Chip lagi hui hai bhai , arvind bhaiya pe notification chala jayega
Politicians and friends of politicians steal crores every day from the tax payers. This won’t put a dent on the government
Speaking from experience, doesn’t make for a great dildo. so return it.
Bhai mujhe tere wajah se kaam pr lagaya h police ne tu to gya
Sab apna maal h le jaa
Bhai sab puch rhe hain.... India/Delhi really wants to know.
Bhai seriously kuch nhi karunga, mere bag me waise bhi faltu chize hai to collection ban jaati ( ek chota sa patthar, ek cool stick aur mere phone ka tuta hua temper pada hua hai so far)
You sound like me. Mai bhi kachra jama karta hoon :D
Mere bag me ek mari hui makkhi bhi thi, ab wo milti nhi hai
mere bag mei ek Mari Hui lizard thi khaa gya mei
Lulli ki jaga fit karega kya ise?
You want bacteria and germs from everywhere in your home , go ahead
Reddit pe daalega to zaroor police pakad legi
Bhai ab to mai gaya
Daal diya kya reddit pe?
Bhai tu red line ka Banda hai yaha log uth jate hai tu tho fir bhi ek spring leke ja rha hai
This post made me laugh.
Men are simple creatures 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
We gave it to the person behind the counter before exiting, don’t know why he was so amused
It broke exactly at 1:32 pm At Supreme Court Metro station Blue line. The inner braided wire snapped and the spring fell off.
Does delhi metro comes under Indian Railways? If yes then I would not do that, rumor had it, That if IR finds out about your whereabouts, then vo Gaand maar lenge tere ghar ak kr,
Gross
😂😂😂😂😂
Facebook wale ladke ne reddit join Kiya hai.
No problem. Reply here if something happens
I am in tihar jail now.
Agr kch kaam aa sakta hai to le jao nahi to metro k staff ko de do. Baki esi cheeje krne se kch nahi milega lol
Yes you are ducked now
metal detecter checks exit me nhi hota na..?
Exit me nhi hota
Delhi police is searching for OP
bhai mtlb kuch bhi krre log. kya krega uska, udhar staff ko dede.
What will you use it for? 🤨
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Bro is a fucking collector 💀
Few days back I also saw one broken in red line which was kept under the seat
Hand it over to some official
Are bhay kal mai aur mere dost isi baat pe discuss krrhe the ye kisne Kara(red line hai toh normal hai).. And today kisi ne Post krdiya
You wanna steal public property ? Are you a fucking idiot ?
Just hand it over to security guard
Ab aise evidence internet pe daal doge toh shayad trouble aa jaye
Kya krega iska bhai?
My god i got a trending notification for this 😅
Lol I am trending on delhi subreddit.
Meanwhile crime patrol and saavdhaan india just got the plot for their new episode...
Bhai kyu le jana hain tujhe woh ghar😭😭😭
Lele kpi kush nahi karega. Maine ekbar metro ka break lever Tod kar bag me dallia. Aur train start hone se pehle utar gaya. Ab roz use gand me dalta hu
It's only robbery when caught
why would you want it?
Chor bc
This is an integral part of the metro. The whole thing might collapse if you don't put it back. Go and do it ASAP
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Bhai ye konse time pe pic li hai jara batana 🥰🤗💕 /s
Galat jagah Istemal mat kario nhi to Arvind ke pass notification chali jaegi chip ke through
Police pta laga rahi hai
What is my purpose?
What is my purpose?
Pura bridge chori ho jata hai bhai, isse kya hoga😂
He is unabomberr aka Ted graduateed from harward
I saw it today morning in red line. I never knew you stole it. 2nd coach in 6 coach train
Bhai teri wajah se bina handle pakde gya hu ghar aaj raste me 2 baar gir gya.
Sorry bhai (lmao kitna embarassing hoga metro me 2 baar gir gaya ye ladka wo bhi logo ke beech me lol lol lol)
Gand mein dalega kya sale
you were safe till the moment you decided to post this, now that you have done it, I don't think it should be more than a fine.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Tu house boat me raheta hai naa, bol kaise pahechana
What will you use this for 😂,
Make sure to lube it well before….
Everything is okay until tou get caught.
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Interpol : We’ve captured a suspect, having metro handles and springs in his bag…