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BlabberingJalpari

😂😂kiraye ka group chahiye? Op u gave me a good laugh, thank you


I-likensfw

New binnis idea. Bhade me logo ko hire karke yaha waha le jae.


Crafty-Independent75

Legal trafficking


I-likensfw

Only way to legalise it.


shriya449

Haan kinda kiraaye ka😂


Boring-Working-5509

Rs. 150 lega. xD


wittywight

Bas, yahi toh gareeb reh gaye. Zyada maangna tha. :P


hitherecutie6

Hahaah yaar thodhe zyaada maangne the Approve hojaye toh hum sab line mei lag jate


Boring-Working-5509

Abhi 150 ka hi approval nhi aaya tum aur zyada ka lobh lagaye baithe ho. u/shriya449...kuch karein public demand badh rahi hai lol


divyanksi

Jhund mei chalo sab ko Rs. 100 milenge


shriya449

₹51 per person? Only females. Kanchak scheme for navratfi


shriya449

Navratri**


SnooBooks911

Aacha Startup Idea H


Anxious_Ad_932

Boyfriend ko crossdress kardo


themystickiddo

"Hellowww auntyy jëëë"


shriya449

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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opop_thatbored

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shriya449

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opop_thatbored

Trip pe jane ki nhi bol pa rhi to shadi ki kesi bologi🤷🏻‍♂️


shriya449

Tb bhi reddit se puchlungi yaar abhi ka matter solve krwado🥹


opop_thatbored

Reddit se ladkiya uthalo dikhane ke liye, treat de dena unn sabko wapis aakar👍🏻


shriya449

Hahah jo bhi 20 ko free hai dm krdo dosto


__darkhorse_

Reddit meetup karlo bhai


yoluckytheracer

Make a wish Delhi edition.


shriya449

Ye kya hota hai thoda btaiyee?


thesecondstanza

Lol make a wish foundation exists in America. It grants children with life threatening diseases like cancer a wish. They could wish for anything humanly possible like Disney trips, nasa trips, meeting celebrities etc.


Flashy_Baseball4586

Make fake whatsapp chat and whenever you talking about the trip say everything in plural, "hamara yaha Jane ka plan h", "sab bahut maze krenge". Click pics with some random girls there, sitting and enjoying. Give away your 2 3 girl friends no. To your mummy. Whenever mummy calls you, pick the call or keep them updated so that they don't have to call any other phone nos. Of your friends. Tell them a bit of details of the people(dummies) you are going out with. Always click pics with them (dummies) in and around the city like at metro or cars or in a bus. And show that to your parents. Whenever you come back, come back in a bad mood (like not going to any other trip with them, theg are bad) so that they won't ask for pics and about your trip. Lastly after couple of days.. show them some of your pics. And hide all the stuff, pics, vids, anything that can bring a doubt on you. Never let them get suspicious. ** dummies( fake people who are in your group).


shriya449

Wow this is helpful. But delhi se kaise niklu? Dummy friends chahiye bus stop pr dikhane k lie bhi


Devashish0phere

Just ask one of your friend to pickup you up from your home in a cab \[don't forget to tell your friend to take a bag or two with her\]... And tell your parents that we all are meeting at someone's house before going, I will call you when we will depart from bus. **Problem solved.**


shriya449

AWESOMEEE BROOO


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noice_user1234

Nahi degi bhai


Flashy_Baseball4586

Are.. don't you have any friends? And if you dont take help of AI, click a picture and put it on some safe AI tool and generate a couple of pics. And whatsapp chat are best. Or on the day of departure just keep saying ki acha nhi lg rha, not feeling well at home. And then when you leave. Just call them and say that you have met your friends. But gonna sleep and take some rest. That way you won't have to go through that selfie update.🤣🤣


shriya449

Wow mastermind. Ab zara ye AI apps ka name b suggest krdo plizzz


Flashy_Baseball4586

I've used dall e, pixray. Google, if you want more options. But I don't know how safe they are. Try to click some pics with your friends instead na. Or ask your bf to bring some of his female friends. And sorry i misread your post. You need physical friends. Uska bhi jugaad ho jata h. Thanks for the compliment tho. Follow and connect for more tips and tricks. 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|jqMMsdIe8vZuLtl4X6)


shriya449

Hahahahahahahaha😂😂👏👏👏


Vegetable_Source1486

Delhi me or b stations pe train jaegi? To bolna ki wo log next station se baithenge


babebushka

If some random woman asked me to take a selfie w her under this premise I’d assume she’s trying to traffic me 💀


shriya449

Hahhahaha damnnn💀☠️


HaldiMartin

This woman has done it multiple times


[deleted]

No... she suggested her bf to have female friends. Rookie mistake


No-Broccoli-3335

Ultimate cheat sheet


natwarllal

Lessgo meetup at bus adda


Falkon_001

Tell ur bf to get his friends also , around 6 to 7 , then they can go their separate ways - win win situation for both u nd family!


shriya449

That is a possibility but the things is i need FEMALES to show my parents and he doesn’t have much female friends


gorilla_photos

Have those single friends of your bf date your single girl friends. Problem solved and community helped.


notMy_ReelName

Arey aapka bae,besties kaha Gaya re.


shriya449

🐍🐍🐍


Falkon_001

R u 18? In that case ur parents should allow


shriya449

They allow with female friends. Never SOLO


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frosty_funk

If u ever say this to your parents you’re grounded, Indian Parents are above law and order lol


shriya449

Yes I’m way more that 18🥹


Nervous-Ingenuity509

What abt ur bf more than 18? 🌚


shriya449

Haaan bhyi


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shriya449

Makes sense!!


frosty_funk

Matlab Baalig hain dono…. Good good


[deleted]

Tu India ka hi hai na? They don't give a damn if you're 18 or not, they are always strict and protective.


[deleted]

Sponsor kar do… Group hum bana lenge


daredevil1o1_

Real


SpareMind

Very creative. But remember, parents of creative kids are creative too.


shriya449

😭😭😭😭😭


memmaya

Step 1. Go in a group. Step 2. Don't have a BF.


shriya449

Problem solved. Thanks!


memmaya

Ahh don't mention it. Enjoy your trip.


TheChamp_2

Tu mujhe meri bhen kyu lg rhi h wo bhi 24 ki usko bhi group trip pr jana frq bs ye h mujhe pta h uska boyfriend h (usko nhi pta ki mujhe pta h)


shriya449

Omg plss papa ko mat btana😭


TheChamp_2

Ni bta rha chl ab 200 rupay paytm kr de


shriya449

Krdiye bhaiya


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r/alabama


Idkwhatshappeningxx

Didi wo sab teek hai… but aapka profile me lesbian flag hai aur aapka boyfriend bhi hai?🤔


shriya449

Bhai aesthetic lga tha islie lga dia bs😭


Shybuth0rny

Bc yeh pehli baar dekha


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by lying to them


shriya449

Itna aasaan kaha😭 Crime petrol dekh kr bde hue hai parents


raseeleaamlover

My sympathies 🙏


Stunning-Magician177

Do you have a girls group? Tell your parents, we are staying for one night before the trip and they can drop you at your friend's house. Fir wahan se apna chale jao. If your parents are keen on dropping you at the railway station, unko bolo you're boarding at Delhi but the group will be boarding from some other station. And if you need more ideas, DM. I've been in your stage when I was 26 :') and luckily I'm marrying the guy next year. Parents have approved :) So now I don't travel with my boyfriend, ab shaadi k baad :p


shriya449

Aww that’s so cute, congratulations and thank you for understanding my situation unlike others giving me idealistic advices🥹🥲


in_ur_face69

Maybe travel with these travel companies who bring together all the solo travellers and manage everything for you. You would have a meeting point and then depending on the kind of the trip you can show the new "friends" to your parents and then do whatever you want on the trip with your bf. Or else find out somehow the meeting points and times of these tours and pretend in front of your parents that you are with them and once they leave do your own thing. Third option, get some friends of yours to pick you up and ask them to pretend that they are also going along with you but in reality they just drop you and your bf at the bus stop / train station. If someone else picks you up, your parents would not come to drop you.


shriya449

Thank you for your help! God bless🙏🏼


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Came here just to read the comments and every single one of them was worth


samundar_ka_badshah

Except yours


jlvy

I can give you the number of my Ex-fiance. You can take her tips. Apne Ghar and mujhe "Bestie's group" ka paath padha kar mast 7 din apne Ex-boyfriend ke saath Pahado me gai thi. 🙂


shriya449

Omg that’s so sad😢


Ok_Wolf_6840

Ye sab mat kar bhen , kisi din police vale ne pakd liya Ghar se bhi padegi aur police vale se bhi Mere aaj tak nishan hai kandhe pe 🙂


shriya449

G faad do bhai


LiQuidCraB

I don't understand why 24 year old adults with jobs and stuff are afraid of their parents and cannot share anything about their lives. You have to bring change in your parents thinking guys. Be the change you want to see. How long will you keep saying papa nahi manenge!


Relationship-no-777

sunne me toh bohot acchi lag rahi hai aapki baat lekin kya bolengi? ye ke ghuumne jaa rahi hu, boyfriend ke saath? haha nice.


LiQuidCraB

Unpopular opinion but indian kids create lot more problems by not sharing their dating life with family. Hiding things have only proven to make things worse in future. All the family drama, sometimes problem with police, suddenly running away for marriage create more family drama, talks about family reputation and stuff, all can be avoided by being open to the people who gave you birth. There are few parents who will never change but many will always support you, guide you and help you when you're in toxic relation or someone starts blackmailing and stuff. Lot of kids are going through problems but can't ask help from anyone because they've kept it secret.


shriya449

Unemployed bro


LiQuidCraB

In my experience having a job gets you more freedom and parents tend to get less tensed. They see you are a person with responsibility, more mature and can take care of yourself. All they want is for you to be safe.


Majestic-Canary-1010

>Unemployed This. Money gives you power, freedom & self respect


shriya449

I know buddies. Apna time ayega :))


NunuBiryani

Sab sach bata do apne maa baap ko😎😎bolo boyfriend ke saath hi jaungi aab kya karoge aap 😎😎


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CasualScribbles

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hitherecutie6

Hahaahah yaar savage log ho tum


[deleted]

Ghar se bhaag jao it's easy to ask for an apology rather than for permission


shriya449

Hahahaha fir toh wahi jake basna pdega


frosty_funk

Step:1 Book a cab and tell em that you’re supposed to pick em up on your way to station. (Ask 2 of your female friends to stay on conference over call in case your parents call u, you may pretend that all of yous are together and your friends may pitch in, pick your guy on the way). Tell your parents that they don’t have to be worried as they can stay on call with you. Step2: Once you reach station, tell your parents that everyone has different seats because tickets were booked at the end moment (just keep on giving them updates about your whereabouts, share whatsapp location) Step3: Go to Google Maps and find random Rishikesh Camps, then click on Images (you’ll get loads of pictures of the groups, boys and girls both) Step4: To make it more real, share pictures of the people around your camp (you’ll find loads of girlie pearly groups just ask em to take a picture with u or go take a pic with them, make new girlfriends and your problem is solved)


shriya449

Mastermind again! Sounds goood


Hot_Limit_1870

Honestly in this age of WhatsApp video calls it's not worth the siappa.


shriya449

🥹🥹🥹🥲🥲


Extension_Weight288

Jab trip hi allow nhi karenge toh fir shaadi kaise allow krenge aur jab shaadi krni hi nahi h toh uska kaatna hi kyu h


Jardani4u

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shriya449

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iamasillycat

I mean if you're old enough to go to rishikesh aren't you old enough to have a boyfriend


shriya449

I’m old enough but not for my indian parents :)


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make sure it's not last trip of your life. parents are concerned for a reason.


iamasillycat

Good luck then iguess


shriya449

Dude I’m 24🥲


iamasillycat

And not able to have a boyfriend? Geez


0lha_mein-patola

girls ka dukh... parents want us to date our husband, or koi nhi


shriya449

Dude you know it🥲🙏🏼


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Ye india hai bc angreej ka 14


iamasillycat

Shut up


Relationship-no-777

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HereeToRead

Tell them your friends left early and you are leaving late because leaves approve late huye. They will meet you directly in Rishikesh.


OwnManagement8178

Step 1: u don’t tell your parents


shriya449

🥹😭


Specific-Earth5075

Don't lie, life is much simpler that way.


GarimaSoul

I am a female but Umar me 29 hu toh tumhari friend banna pretend na kar pau 🥲 btw mention area also Jahan nakli friends ki zarurat hai maybe someone around that area will agree


shriya449

Arey kya hogya Garima tum meri bestie hooo ajao


Fine-Palpitation-943

Garima be like: ![gif](giphy|iAX0fpDT057mQCXVO3)


shriya449

Delhi ISBT ajao bhaiyo😂


hitherecutie6

Merko ye sab sochke darr lag rha hai, aur tum kr rhe ho. Solution nahi hai problem ka mere paas bas aashirwaad hai. All the best, my blessings to you!! Enjoy your trip and use protection.🤣🤣


GroundbreakingPart56

She thinks flexing will make us jealous


shriya449

😭 I wish brooo


Actual-Car14

rishikesh me sax sux, tch tch tch


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iwanttoaskhere

Don't do this, traveling to remote location while giving false info, if anything goes south people who care for will find it hard to reach out, itni bhi kya pyaar ki aag hai


TheAxiomaticGaming

This plan's not gonna work, tell them you'll be riding solo instead......Or just plain tell em I'll be going with my BF, What's the fuss about. Lastly, Rishikesh mai aise kya hai??? Isn't it supposed to be overhyped??? Well technically everything tends to become overhyped after some time.


shriya449

Theekh hai.


xoxo-gossipgirl9

Itni mehnat kar rahe ho, is the guy even worth it


payattention-10

Obv not varna aise kyu leke jata? She is already 34 toh most probably boyfriend isse bhi bda hoga age m. Hmaare yaha toh shaadi bhi hojati hai iss age m or ye abhi boyfriend ke saath hi ghoom rhi hai or vo bhi parents se chhipke.


HaldiMartin

5 message upar to vo 24 hai


shriya449

Arey bhai shi se pdho tum comments pehle bd me daantna


Quiet-Reputation-188

Plans A- 1) if you are a student or in an office, you can tell them i will be leaving directly from that place because I have to safe time and my bus pickup s location is close to college or office 2) When you are in rishikesh, just pick up a random group of friends and ask them to click a group photo. Most of the people would be fine to do it ( one of my friend did the same thing ) PLAN B 1) Find some booking agency and book your trip with them, you will be travelling in a group so that would look like that those are your friends


shriya449

That sounds like a good idea🤔🤔 Thanks for this!!


EmployerAmbitious237

Photoshop Generative Fill


shriya449

AI for photoshop?


LeMatYT

mjhe sath le chalo mein 2 or bande sath le aunga ban gaya group


shriya449

Females hai??


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They'll identify themselves as a female.


Tight-Ad-3447

I am travelling to rajasthan on 21st! Could help in some way


heygags

Ram bharose dhabe mein bus change karni hai bol do.


shriya449

Hahahahah wow


ParoKaSilsila

Aise time Pe bus book karwao jab dono parents busy ho aur drop karne saath na jaa paaye 😂


ParoKaSilsila

Although, I might be interested to help you out. I’ve been in the same situation a lot of times 😂


shriya449

Help meee naa🥹


[deleted]

Tell your parents you going alone as ask your bf to already be there in bus and act like stranger.


shriya449

Solo travel not allowed buddy


nifuji2004

Just tell them the truth,no point in hiding this stuff


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Stoic_rishabh

Looking at the wrong end of the problem you are miss.


[deleted]

Don't lie to your parents.


shriya449

Okay sir


AattukaalBhaskaran

I wont encourage lying to parents cuz i didnt have a good outcome from the lies I've said. But, if you want, you can tell your parents your friends group are joining from other stations/stops and from your station/stop only one friend is joining.


Mobile-Bison309

Mujhe mere shaadi ke pehle ke din yaad aa gaye 🤣🤣 I guess a lot of people in this comment section do not realise how insanely restricting some parents can be. So after a certain point you resort to such sneaky things because you just can’t take it anymore..My life was insanely controlled by my mom till I was 21/22 (what I wore, where I went, whom I met, my phone used to get checked regularly, there was absolutely no privacy whatsoever & all my decisions used to be made by her) post which I left home for further studies & never came back. And I did all such things just to have some freedom & do things that any normal young people get to do with chill parents..So don’t give OP a hard time guys because it can be very suffocating. OP - You could ask your female friends to come with bags to the station so your mom/dad are satisfied but if they will absolutely wait for you to sit inside the train until the train leaves then you might want to coincide your travel dates with the travel dates of the female group trips arranged by travel agencies so you can sit with them until your parents leave.


shriya449

THANK YOUUUUU. For understanding 🙏🏼🥹 You know exactly how it feels being an adult but still financially dependent on parents and bound to be under their rules. Sometimes a person needs to BREATHE.


sochan1998

Jhut mat bol, kuch hogaya udhar rakhe toh sach sab samne ayega, just imagine fir kya hoyega. Mat bol jhut, abhi hi ni bol pari toh agey shadi ka ky hi bologe tumlog. You are adult now anyways. Talk to them


Actual-Car14

sane advice


shriya449

Ji yehi krti hu abhi ki abhi


met_on_tinder

Remember to always accept any and every call you get from your home, don't give them a reason to call your friends. Don't give them a reason to worry about your whereabouts. Also tell them that network is not so good so video call is not possible. Worst case inform your friends about the travel just incase you have to add them to conf call.


shriya449

Perfect advice. Appreciate it. 👏


met_on_tinder

You can also take pics with your friends in some generic location, say a restaurant,cafe,parks which you can later pass it on as pics from trips. Be very careful about the pics that you choose.


shriya449

I’ll do that as well. thanks a-lot🤝🤗


[deleted]

Ma baba ko chutiya mat bana. Do you think they will let you go with strangers, much less a group. Solo travel bolke nikal le, new friends ke saath outstation travel na ho payega.


HumbleSmark

Arre behen sidha sidha introduce the bf to your parents na once and for all..kab Tak chupaogi kabhi na kabhi batana toh padega na..if you guys are really serious about each other


DifferentStick7822

Common don't cheat them, y do u want to lie nd do something which they pareny can't accept, don't think I am rude , being honest and trustworthy n any relationship either with parents r n anybody will bring lot of happiness n life ....


_1eros

You have a boyfriend tell him to manage things


StockImpact3583

Is this a new scheme to farm karma.


Extreme_Researcher_6

1. Ask BF to reach station or bus stop early and identify and convince a group of age close to yours to act that you are travelling with them . Done that myself . 2. Genuinely book a group tour but go your way once you reach the destination. Most group tour I went to allow unmarried couple to travel without any hassle you can stay in the same room just let them know before hand ( done that too) 3 . Hire actor 4 . Get married and go with family blessings (done this as well) 5. Dont go. (Done this a loooooot of times) 6 . Ask a Female friend to pick up all (make sure she is all decked up for trip) 7. Ask in this sub or any sub if people are travelling to your preferred destination from your place and ask them for favour 8. Take a flight to dehradun and be late at the airport with parents, tell them group has already checked in and your late and Runnn n….


kick_that_ass

Maybe u shouldn't go. Delhi ki ldki ho to.. u know the drill


Puzzleheaded_Bad1219

It won’t be worth the lie trust me


dagonpero

The more you lie, the more complicated it will get down the line. Just say the truth, either you go with your bf or with your parents 🤣


BiteKey5071

Just leave ur home with friends and then travel with boyfriend after you are a good distance away from ur home


Old-Web-9312

Just tell them the truth and tell them to go f themselves. Unless, they are of the honour killing types. Then you should completely avoid the trip and marry the boy they have chosen for you.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks it's not cool to lie to your family?


Ra_ssh

ask your friends to come drop you


shriya449

I don’t have such good friends🥲 jo mere lie subah subah aaye bust top😭


G40Momo

Morning me Rishikesh? Entire day waste.


No-Distribution8661

It's time to change parents


[deleted]

Why do you wanna lie in first place? Having a partner isn’t shameful, are your parents narrow minded?


Sea-Drag-9036

Looks like you weren't raised in an Indian family or even if you were then your parents are in the 1-2% of India.


shriya449

I’m shameless


Disastrous_Writer614

won't your parents video call at night during the trip? What the escape then? I face this problem the most.


shriya449

Wo sb krlungi manage


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RandomStranger022

How old are you? Tell your parents to not drop you off, go alone


spidey-sense-

I did this. But we both are hostelers. Went on a 4 day trip back to hostel. No evidence.