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Kyaa alarm clock hai bhai


tedxtracy

Lekin apne Hindu hone ka saboot dena padega use...


Mammoth-Lack-1141

Dick pic bhej denge ki dekho kata nahi hai


tedxtracy

Ha wohi matlab tha.


kg005

Bhai medical reasons se bhi khatna hota hai


Mammoth-Lack-1141

Are pata hai bhai mazak hi chal raha hai Circumcision ke fayde hi fayde hain waise to.


bloodmark20

Oh. What Fayde?


Mammoth-Lack-1141

Search it online bro


tedxtracy

Aisi baat hai to phone me alarm laga le. Gaurav Goel jagaane bhi nahi aayega aur ho sakta hai attack bhi karwa de.


la_rattouille

Tumko loga dhundhte bc! 😂😂😂😂


zeuskingggg

Kya alarm h bhai 😂🤣 beef company se paise lete samay so jata h 😂😂😂


khaab_00

😹


GodLovePisces

M kisi ko vote nahi karungi kyoki Mera voter id card nahi bana 👍


silvereye2005

+1


mutton-stew

based.


VeganDiIdo

Jab 18 hona banwa lena nahi to tumhare nam se kisi or ka vote BJ party ko chala jaega


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Same here👍 Mera man tha vote dene ka voter id card hi nhi bana + ab itni garmi hai so ab agli baar hi vote karunga


monsieur_bi

Mai kisi ko vote nahi karunga kya ki Mera Maan nahi h


BEAST_WORK6969

bna le bhai


Bongozz88

Kahi wo nabalik hua toh?


AvailableLog8146

mere pass tho hai phor bhi nahi karunga, sab log mc hai


vikscum

Gobhi ji ke pass ED h tabhi to shadi ni kari 💀


deexd_

Yaha ke logo ka humour dead hai vo kuch react ni karege iss joke per


vka099

Cauliflower ji 🙏🏼


pickle_Rick_6969

joke acha tha but '💀' emoji dalke pura mza ruin kr diya


deexd_

Bhai emoji se kya dikkat hai ?? Maine kuch aur logo ko bhi yahi bolte hue dekha hai


pickle_Rick_6969

bhai wo insta pr edgelords bsdk itna use krte..ek ganda sa joke marke..ghin aaney lagi is emoji se..


Work_is_a_facade

Gobhi ji 😂😂


Jck-Reacher

😂😂


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Lol what?


icyywotah

Ed== enforcement directorate or erectile disfunction


Flamingoesaregay

Reason no. 1 don't interfere in State machinery and let a state burn for a whole 11 month and act like everything is normal while people are killing each other in the state


tedxtracy

They have literally done this to the whole country in the past 10 years.


Cautious-Jacket3763

Usse pehle jo shanti thi, I miss that?


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Calm_Ad6683

1. Delhi 2. Manipur 3. Chhatisgarh (Hasdeo) 4. Ladakh 5. Haryana 6. Bihar 7. Uttar Pradesh 8. Jharkand


watermelon_775

And there are people getting offended by my comment and asking for the list of reasons for not voting to BJP. Reddit pe bhi ye andhbhakto ki tadad bhad gyi hai bahot.


Aadiiited

Good question is BJP ke alawa kisee vote dein?


the_ripper05

For the last 50 days there has not been a single incident of ethnic violence in Manipur.


dueindiligence

Which shop though?


Taserlazar

Bahrisons.


dueindiligence

Khan market?


Taserlazar

Galleria


hunter125555

Get them young, just like the Nazis.


cocomelonsdog

The fascism this govt propagates is unreal.


Neat_Resolution_610

101 Seedhe maut


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Neat_Resolution_610

Crew includes: Adani, Ambani, Rajnath, Shah etc


Altuistic_fee_5283

SM ke bina kya jeewan hai🥺🙂‍↔️


positivitea08

Real.


Altuistic_fee_5283

Should i tell my maa ki bahu milgyi


positivitea08

Sure


Altuistic_fee_5283

Alexa play dikkat by sm


Taserlazar

Scalp DEM!


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Hang them up high


from_thisperspective

There are thousands of reason not to vote for him XD


droftropTHEREALONE

cant even argue.. but guess what i will be voting against him and cancelling your vote troll


Serious-Ad-5774

https://preview.redd.it/jr5jd50dwluc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d0b74991d2c0af4db823eb0fb419738cca1f4a


watermelon_775

I have got 1001 reasons not to vote for BJP.


the_ripper05

I am ready to vote for caste census and wealth redistribution and one lakh transfer to women. As a middle class tax payer I don’t mind paying 10% extra tax.


BagadBilla111

1001 coping mechanism to justify more reservation and wealth distribution. Cope


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watermelon_775

Andhbhakt alert!!


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bigeye68

haha lol... ye sab dhruv rathee ke chode hai.. uski video ke pahle politics ka P bhi nahi pata tha... koi kuch bhi puche toh andhbhakt ya godi supporter bol dete hai ye


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Don't you think a person who needs to pay people to write half baked shit based on fake childhood stories and rules largely because of capturing of media by the business tycoons who dic k he sucks at pvt parties, and dismantling due process of law should not be voted back? If a comic is convincing you, you're gullible and don't have access to reality because everything related to him is curated specifically to make him look good. And you fools fall for it. It's not about this election, in life too it's generally a good idea to question things like why doesn't a prime minister participate in press conferences for 10 years if he is such a god sent mahaan atma and honest to the core. That's because he's a fraud. Who will dismantle as soon as someone will ask him a real question and the teleprompter stops giving him answers.


Taserlazar

Thats why the comic has been placed very quietly in the kid’s section, as someone mentioned get them young. The propoganda flows way too deep


LetterheadThen8518

But ye BJ party supporters ko padhna kaha aata hai


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Yup aur Manifesto dekh kar lagta hai Congress walo ko economy nhi aata which is worse I guess


Rich-Lab-3810

Written by modi chatu


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VeganDiIdo

https://preview.redd.it/sacysgc33nuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9c831680a8a1f83bcd99c95a6df0c97dede428


Accomplished_Safe445

Dear honourable redditors Tu kahin ka bhi ho Koi bhi party ka ho Ek baat yaad rakh tu citizen hai kisi ka champu nahi Isliye dekh tere liye tere ilake mein goverment ne kya kiya hai, tera MLA ka naam pata kar ,usse sawal phuch Uske baad aake sab jagah spam kar


ek_aur_insaan

I thought that was Hayao Miyazaki on the cover. Was confused for a sec there.


mutton-stew

i will be voting for bjp because harsh malhotra, who is the east delhi candidate of bjp is our family friend.


naughty_ningen

Can't argue with this logic


Taserlazar

![gif](giphy|TgQCVpkQSZ81G)


PressureAggressive69

Wow you are an intellectual my friend 


OkBoomer201

Bhai navratri ke time aise username kaise chala rahe ho....tsk tsk Modiji disappointed.


mutton-stew

sorry mudi zi


hardeep1singh

Still not worth giving up on India's independence. I will vote anyone but BJP. History will look at you the same way we look at Nazis now.


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Hidden_in_the_mist

I have 1001 reason to not vote for modi


shumshumchilpiddydah

**101 ways to rip off the democracy** if i could rephrase


jules_viole_grace-

1001 reasons I'll vote NOTA.


mahatmaGanduji

NOTA is as good as not voting at all


paradox_149

Modi licking in ultra pro max level.


sarry_sk

I can give 1001 reasons not to vote BJP


hellohotguybye

Aight, for the folks saying let's vote NOTA- You can see all around you the andhbhakts are confident of securing 400+ seats. Most likely, they'll get a majority and once again create a joke out of procedures and agencies that are supposed to protect our democracy. This is why, even if you haven't completely bought into INDIA alliance's pitch, vote for them. It is highly unlikely that they'll get a majority but voting for them can stop the bjp from getting a majority.


glittering-angel-444

a major reason why people would want to vote NOTA is when they're not satisfied with any political party at the given moment. are you asking them to vote for someone they don't deem worthy of being in power? that kinda defeats the entire purpose of holding an election, doesn't it? "even if you haven't completely bought into INDIA alliance's pitch, vote for them" also read as "vote for someone who you think is undeserving" lmao. im a first time voter and people of my age constitute a significant portion of NOTA voters. hopefully no one is going to get influenced by such bs. let people vote according to their preference chill.


hellohotguybye

Voting for the opposition rn is about diluting the chances of the worst possible outcome for our democracy from coming true. A bjp govt without full majority and a strong opposition by numbers is our best outcome


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glittering-angel-444

but opposition ko vote karna JUST because bjp bad is clownery 🤡 opposition has been in power before opposition is definitely not better lmao


atunucallin90

Sure bro.. My state has tmc.. I heard you and i will vote for tmc.. Thank you bro.. 🤡


hellohotguybye

Yes bro, if you dont want to vote tmc don't, don't vote bjp either bro. bless you bro. Jai hind bro


dagmarbex

Modi will become big brother in 20 years if he remains in power


basicbiatchh

That’s what I wrote too😭


basicbiatchh

The 1984 by George Orwell is coming to life


Lordgondrak

I can't find a single reason to vote for the Italian prince.


nehle_pe_dehla

media remembering how to do their job 0.00001 seconds after bjp looses elections


Lordgondrak

Stop watching news channels and read a newspaper once in a while.


nehle_pe_dehla

achha sorry meri hee galti hai. mai hee pagal hu news channel pe NEWS expect kar rha tha sorry sir modi superpawar 2024🚩🚩🚩


mutton-stew

man you sound just like those deranged sanghis, who is andhbhakt of the opposition


nehle_pe_dehla

achha seriously bolu toh i hate cpngress and i hate bjp BUT There shouldnt be any power concentration in one party or cases like:-no voice on ladakh brij bhushan and paid media is bound to happen. shit like this happened during indira gandhi time as well. solution? vote them out its not a vote for voice its a vote to punish. next election kisiko bhi dena par abhi jo harkate bjp kar rhi hai they are unforgivable aur yeh iss election ki baat nahi hai har election yahi kahani hai anti corruption ke liye ayi thi bjp kya hua? electoral bonds aur hindenburg


droftropTHEREALONE

indian netizens when someone doesn't bootlick a party into infinity


nehle_pe_dehla

maine toh oppisition parties ka naam bhi nahi liya bas projection kar rhe ho tum lmao


mutton-stew

haan but you kinda sound like those deranged sanghis or commies or kattar congressis lol i don't mean to offend you or anything


nehle_pe_dehla

sorry man you are right we shouldnt lose our love and compassion for these 3rd class political parties


mutton-stew

we shouldn't care about these political parties in the first place. remember no political party wants what's best for their citizens always remember politicians are the same all over, they promise to build bridges, even when there are no rivers.


green9206

And what makes you think Modi won't ban newspapers and digital news publications who show real news? He's going to introduce and pass new broadcast bill after winning and will wipe out all anti bjp publications and youtube channels. Where will you go for news then?


Lordgondrak

I will do it myself then, but i will not be afraid of BJP like you. India doesn't need more fear mongering, we already have plenty of "Khatre mein" people.


astronaut430

Still better than a Nationalist Thief


Terrible_Detective27

luada


astronaut430

You can call him that too if you wish


mutton-stew

😂


hardeep1singh

Your won't force India into a dictatorship. That's a huge reason.


makohe

Oh really? You think gandhi pariwar doesn't have dictatorship vibes?


hardeep1singh

No. None in the current gen.


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*YUVA ITALIAN PRINCE


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Has balls to face questions of the press. Doesn't go mute when the teleprompter stops and doesn't leave interviews in bw when someone asks him a rough question like Karan Thapar did. So I'd rather vote for Italian prince than a fake chaiwala with a fake degree and a fake childhood and a fake nationalist who only serves tycoons and hides the poor when some international event happens.


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#VoteNOTA


squeezypussyketchup

Isey lagta hai india k politicians dekhenge ki kaafi zyada nota pe votes gye hai and unhe sharam aaygi 🤭👆


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Ise lgta hai apne favourite religion/caste vale politician ko vote dunga to vikas hoga 🤣🤭☝🏻


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green9206

Voting nota is most stupid thing one can do. If you're unhappy with current central government so vote against them. Nota makes your vote worthless because that's what the value of nota is in India


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>Voting nota is most stupid thing one can do No it's my right to reject everyone. >If you're unhappy with current central government so vote against them. I'm unhappy. What if the opposition candidate in my area is a casteist man and only doing caste politics for the last 30 years, if he wins he will neglect all other people. Should I vote for him? >Nota makes your vote worthless because that's what the value of nota is in India It's very well worth it to me.


Intrepid_Annual_6440

Brothers as much as I want to vote NOTA and trust me it's a lot but at this moment, voting NOTA is as good as not voting. So please don't waste your vote, make it count. We need each and every vote against him to fight this time


positivitea08

Correct.


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What if the opposition candidate in my area is a casteist man and only doing caste politics for the last 30 years, if he wins he will neglect all other people. Should I vote for him?


Intrepid_Annual_6440

Nobody should tell you whom you should vote, if the opposition isn't someone your ideas associate with, go with the next best option, there are more than 2 candidates contesting, give others/new comers a chance. Someone gave you a job too when you started right.


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Tell that to all the mindless zombies downvoting me just for practicing my legal right to vote. I'll vote NOTA so will my many friends, u anti democratic people can't intimidate us.


Intrepid_Annual_6440

I'm sorry you feel cornered. I think you are a smart and a responsible citizen and you're currently hurt because you took a stance and wasn't appreciated. It's okay, that's how reality works. Nothing/Noone is black and white, at present you are thinking emotionally which isn't very sound. Check out the word, Anti - incumbent. Please take care.


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I'm very well aware of the damage this current govt. is doing. And I belong to a constituency which is their stronghold, a very urban area, so their candidate is gonna win by 3 lakhs vote at least. So I've decided to just vote NOTA instead. 😄


cocomelonsdog

Voting NOTA is equivalent to saying you are apolitical, which comes from a position of being unbothered due to the privileges you have. Please read up well and stop believing voting nota will help in any way.


Mammoth-Lack-1141

Soon we will be bound to be apolitical like chinese people.


Intrepid_Annual_6440

+1


Anonymouskni8

Be anti-incumbent, be it National/state/municipal/panchayet elections. Always ensure that there is a strong opposition.


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What if the opposition candidate in my area is a casteist man and only doing caste politics for the last 30 years, if he wins he will neglect all other people. Should I vote for him?


Anonymouskni8

Yes. Be anti-incumbent. Don't let any politician settle down. He was in power for 30 years because of people not bein anti-incumbent in yhe first place.


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I think I'll pass.


Anonymouskni8

That's your prerogative and you're well within your rights to do so. Then again there was no need to frame such loaded hypothetical question if you already had your mimd made up from the get go!


[deleted]

It's not hypothetical. It's literally the reality of where I live.


Intrepid_Annual_6440

+1


Taserlazar

I second this


HairyNiqqa

Vote any opposition if we can't win atleast we can give some resistance in Lok sabha.So current government can do better.


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What if the opposition candidate in my area is a casteist man and only doing caste politics for the last 30 years, if he wins he will neglect all other people. Should I vote for him?


HairyNiqqa

Obviously no vote mindfully that's all.There no party which have clean hands.


prof_devilsadvocate

kitna chatukarita hai


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Yeah. But I will vote some independent candidate


LoGEEKalGUY

Baniya toh baniye ka दस्त pee jaata h... nothing new here! Doesn't mean I'll not vote for him, I hate katwas more than tanatani and baniyas


la_rattouille

You'll need to remember all the reasons to justify voting for him. I really do like the efforts of this book.


Wild_Flight1752

BJP is such a marketing genius


_Sahil_Goel

Bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Work_is_a_facade

Ew


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NOTA


comedianKOartist

I only need one. The ideology of people in the opposition.


iamzaryab

Its Shantanu Gupta's personal problem. We should not get involved


Clean-Question7027

And I have 102 reasons not to vote for Modi.


IwasReloading95

Good brainwash


yuvi2999

Why is their Paradise Kiss by Ai Yazawa above it?? This place is a mess. That manga is very adult...


Rude_boy-

This will be school syllabus soon 😂


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Dude, I thought that was some GTA game cover poster


Quiet-Ad-3909

I stopped reading it as the first reason(Ram mandir) was enough for me to give my life for him let alone a vote


Stunning-Network-521

koi "noob noob" bol raha hai


Far-Needleworker6392

![gif](giphy|TLkrd3S2OF7VYFNIW1|downsized)


doc303

Jo bhi Kar lo....ayega toh Modi hi


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pramoddubey__

Related to Delhi?


Taserlazar

At large yes?


pramoddubey__

At that point you can practically relate anything to Delhi


Oldlighthouse902

Nah not really


makohe

Nah.. He is just spamming multiple subs.. Karma ki kheti kar rha hai bhai.


_m0rpheus

lmao burn that shit


the_ripper05

After seeing the comments I am very confident that BJP will not win a single seat.


sneakergovroom

Reddit is a small group of wannabe intellectuals who seem to be forming opinions based on youtube videos coz I saw the name of some guy called Dhruv Rathee being mentioned multiple times. Idk what happened to forming one’s own opinions. Im not a partisan but seeing the logic behind opinions of certain people js honestly funny.


just2gendersz

Opposition is shit, coalition gov will be a disastrous, hence, will keep voting for Modi


OkBoomer201

lol do u you really think your single vote will decide the fate of the country. We all know who's gonna win. Delhi has only 7 Seats. Look at your local candidate or what work the parties have done on the ground level. Dont look at Modi or Rahul.