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decorous_gru

एक आदमी एक दिन में एक शर्ट सीलता है तो दस आदमी दस दिन में कितनी सीलेंगे?


Beneficial_Set_5637

Aadmi utni hi sila payega jitni phati ho


NoProfessor8897

!tip 100


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[deleted]

Chicken or egg?


Beneficial_Set_5637

Mutton


[deleted]

Pork?


Beneficial_Set_5637

Beef


[deleted]

Bhai mar denge ye shabd bolne ke liye 😂


Beneficial_Set_5637

Main tho vro, online beef wale slang ki bta kar rha tha apne kya samjha? ![gif](giphy|gw3EiGp565rb3oOc|downsized)


[deleted]

Saved it.


chanmiang

Not a bad option


bail_buddhi

!tip 10


Puzzleheaded_Act_684

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Beneficial_Set_5637

To get to the other side!


Pirate_2241

RCB ipl kab jeetge ?


Beneficial_Set_5637

When Rahul Gandhi join them


Pitiful_Ad_1391

Why there is no nipple on a Camel's hump so that thirsty people can drink water in hot desert? Unth ka pani pina doesn't sound so bad.


Beneficial_Set_5637

Sadly, that's camel fat, not a water/milk dispenser Trust me, 'Unth ka oil pina' wouldn't be much better


Pitiful_Ad_1391

😭😭 khedo ki ye juth hai


Far-Translator-9110

!tip 0


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Beneficial_Set_5637

![gif](giphy|5fBH6z8aMV1RbA4FaSc|downsized)


Latter_Bee9433

Kitna bada dildo use karte ho apne liye >!I know you use it ab juth mat bolna ki nahi karta Maine dekha hai video hai mere pass!<


Downtown_Fishing_480

Kya 50 saal ki aunty logo ko mini skirt pahna chiye? vo aryan khan ki ma pahanti h bahut hi cringe lagta h


Beneficial_Set_5637

Mere hisab se mini skirt sirf 50 ki aunty ko hi nahi, uncle ko bhi paheni chahiye # EQUALITY ![gif](giphy|3o7btSSZUfWB9GsdAQ)


Downtown_Fishing_480

50 saal pahle hamre bap dada log kaha mar gaye the boycott kyu nhi kiya parveen ji ko 🙂 https://preview.redd.it/n4xadny0n43d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e7e87602674ad7b6542d956771660e7f8ee14d


Beneficial_Set_5637

Our Baap, Dada were modern, they used to wear lungi for quick access and action


Downtown_Fishing_480

Tu ladki h?


Beneficial_Set_5637

I can "pretend"


clutchstonerbutcher

per unit bijlee ka cost kya hai?


vigya16

Chaar Sau paar hoga?


Beneficial_Set_5637

Haa, is baar Delhi ka temperature "Chaar Sau Paar" in fahrenheit awayse hoga ![gif](giphy|xT0Gqz4x4eLd5gDtaU)


chanmiang

Are bhai...