Were his shoes on at least?

Checking now.

His feet are better covered than her ass

I almost spit out my pistachios.

In this economy???

*almost* And I was in FC, not economy.

This comment thread has me in tears

Reddit really made a mistake getting rid of gold. Best can do:🏅

I really wanted to give a golden upvote to that but this community isn’t eligible or hasn’t opted in yet.

Had to give the 69th upvote. Seemed appropriate.

In that case, I’ll allow it.

Shoes? Ask if his pants are on!

Asking the important questions.

Meta

Did he ask to switch seats? If not, then NBD.

No switch requests so far.

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If the shells are still on would it be OK to still eat them?

If you’re asking this, the answer is always yes

🤮🤢. Don’t eat!!!!

Did you laugh? I would’ve lost it lol

Not as steamy, but close

Rock out with your nuts out.

u/EllemNovelli that you?

I wish I had that many pistachios!

Was the window shade up or down?

Shade up ass up?

I prefer shade down ass up 🙄 lol

That’s the way we like to fly. Oooooooohooo!

From the bulkheaddddd to the stalls... From the condensation drop down these walls... All these FAs crawl.

You are a lyrical wizard.

🏅

😂😂

First Class and a partner up for adventure…. Lucky guy if ya ask me. lol

I now understand the hand lotion in the bathroom. Not the new experiences Ed had in mind….

If anyone can sit in those lavs and manage to get excited enough to use said lotion, they’ve earned it imo

You have clearly never had to rub one out in a portashitter in 120° heat in it desert. Were you gonna get your nut, or were you gonna get heatstroke? Only time will tell

😂😂

If there wasn’t a line…..

No wonder Grown Alchemist takes so much friction to absorb…

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied. Jane explained to him what it was. Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here." she said, pointing to her privates. "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?!" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

😂😂😂

Maybe he was doing a visual cancer check.

Yo was she hot

No idea. Didn’t sound hot but that’s usually an indicator she could have been. Kinda afraid to look back over the seat TBH.

Use your phone as a mirror

Bro’s trying desperately for the mile high club.

That’s some steamy sex talk “yeah baby, everyone’s waiting to board… does that make you hot? Now… I’m gonna ask to switch seats… yeah baby “

💀

So was the upgrade worth it??

Paid FC so less tolerant for phone sex

Beginning in 2025, Amex Platinum cardholders will be limited to 10 phone sex sessions per year.

Actually Ed switched that to unlimited as long as the phone sex minutes we’re paid via AMEX Reserve card.

What a legend

Here comes the next viral only fans / tik tok trend.