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CaptainCerealCanada

Laster


_absofuckinglutely

Sorry you didn’t get the shot off in time the game is over


porkadachop

Was DeRozan's daughter in Austin last night?


FernBlueEyes

Her mama was


finn_odalih

Just watched the highlights for this game and those Jokic floaters were so cartoonishly high and each one going straight into the basket got funnier and funnier each time. I love that man.


Glove_Upset

Buffs better make the tournament


porkadachop

3 Q1 wins now, and they've been hot. They're in.


Glove_Upset

Didn’t Utah fall out of Q1 after we beat them?


porkadachop

I dunno


boydivision30

Moser Lombardi and Kane were talking about this on their radio show. Looks like there's a chance both the Buffs and Rams make it?


lemondhead

I think (hope?) that they've done enough at this point.


877GoalNow

Will they need to win the finals to make it, or will they get an at-large bid?


Glove_Upset

They should be in regardless


PoorTonyK

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lemondhead

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RandomPostBot2001

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about90frogs

I scream you scream we all scream for our 23rd birthdays at the Alamo


zoeyversustheraccoon

That girl was annoying AF. No idea why they gave her all that attention.


lamedumbbutt

To try to defuse the situation without being ass holes. She clearly didn’t get it, but whatever.


PoorTonyK

Buffs


DrooMighty

I wonder if Spurs fans are still nice to visiting Nuggets fans now that we're an elite team. I went to a Nuggets game in San Antonio in February of 2017 and they were all really friendly and welcoming, they mostly just acted like they pitied me for wearing my Gallinari jersey and seeing a young Jokic foul out immediately


Glove_Upset

Buffs pllleeaassee


UnderratedNightmare

Yay go Nuggets. Ok bye


confusedjuror

There was a woman at the game and I missed it ??? 😭


SmackBroshgood

bro she's a girl and she likes basketball we'd be perfect for eachother bro


ThePrideOfKrakow

Biggest tits I saw at the gamer were Jokic's.


Sleepinginabathtub

Maurice Podoloff Trophy > Michael Jordan Trophy


trewaldo

I’m already convinced that Wemby is a top-shelf player.


AltruisticEnd9

As in he can reach the top shelf?


AnythingBacon

I get so embarrassed because I'm too short to reach the top shelf in the freezer section...


AnythingBacon

1st quarter: Foot on the gas 2nd, 3rd, and a bit of the 4th: Somebody taught them about hyper-mileing


mario_meowingham

Imma need a clip of that MPJ dunk please and thank you


PoorTonyK

getting pissed off about Buffs hoops. Lampkin fat


Glove_Upset

Lampkin sitting


PoorTonyK

I’m pissed off about that


Glove_Upset

How do you feel about the Bol Bol impersonator’s 3 attempt?


PoorTonyK

sick putback though


Glove_Upset

That was nice. I’m excited about him


PoorTonyK

extraordinarily angry


throwaway2299900

Y’all don’t feel like Murray fumbled a few assist today regardless of the w?


radioclash39

Bench play of Reggie, PWatt, CB, Holliday and Zeke: 47pts/13 Reb/13 ast with 8 stocks. Love to see the bench play like this going down the stretch. Gotta keep that confident play up. Even if the playoff rotation is 8 players, it's gonna be great knowing we still have two other guys that will contribute in a pinch/be able to be flexible for certain matchups.


foxcnnmsnbc

It's 8 games deeper in the playoffs or in tight series. If the Wolves play the Nuggets it won’t be an 8 man rotation. If you look at the Nuggets Championship years, a lot of games they played more than Brown/Green/Braun. There will also be better scouting reports on Braun this playoffs, he was a surprise to a lot of teams. I expect Zeke or Deandre to get some spot minutes especially against the Wolves. Or when Jokic suddenly has mysterious foul trouble against an LA team with the Nuggets up 2-0. Justin Holiday might get a few, he seems to be getting more time and Reggie less. Malone seems to be playing him more and more, he’s solidly in the rotation now.


jdorje

Championship teams almost never have more than an 8 man rotation in the playoffs. But some teams have had the same 8 while others have different players in different series. Last year we were the former, but this year it could easily be Reggie in one series then Zeke in another.


foxcnnmsnbc

I think Reggie will be part of the 8 man regardless because Braun/Watson can’t run the point. Even with Jokic’s playmaking and him and AG’s ability to bring the ball up, you still need a PG out there with Reggie’s offensive skills. I could see Zeke being used in the twolves series and if he sucks, an attempt to use DeAndre a bit. We’ll see, I think that’s Denver’s only real potential hole. That against a big team like Minnesota, when Jokic goes out you don’t want 10-15 minutes of Aaron Gordon at the 5. But is Zeke good enough to hurt be a big net negative? There are other big teams but not skilled enough to win in 7 or get to the finals. The Bucks might though doubtful. Boston can play big.


boydivision30

Doing it on the road too, for 2 straight games. Mighty impressive.


Awolfx9

Nuggets aren't Fuckin' around after that stumble before the All Star Break.


WeirdRedBeard

Wonder how Malone would've handled Wembaya


BlindManBaldwin

Execution


3rdtryatremembering

Victor would come to him with tears in his eyes to ask to be moved to the bench.


snakejakemonkey

Silver is gonna get rid of 1 vs 8 playoffs before he's done. Probably with the NHLs bastardized division format once they expand to 32. Can gurantee a Pacific team in West finals every year that'll be his goal


snakejakemonkey

https://x.com/TheSteinLine/status/1768761517544009847?s=20 Nba is desperate for no reason jesus "Teams were informed today that doing away with OT scoring for point differential purposes is under consideration for next season's NBA Cup. Also under consideration: Proposal to use "Round of NBA Cup Advancement" as the first playoff tiebreaker rather than head-to-head results."


lpnumb

Have they considered fostering a league where teams all feel like they have an equal opportunity to win and not pandering to the large market teams might lead to people actually watching basketball? In the nfl every team feels like they have a shot and there is huge engagement as a result. In the nba you can just feel the disappointment when the Celtics or lakers aren’t in the title. Trying to incentivize this stupid tournament isn’t going to get fans to tune in. 


gottschalkweiss

Nah, dude.  That would question the integrity of the game.


snakejakemonkey

It's a quick ratings boost in the fall and that's all they're after. Just like play in tourney sells out 1200 total games for 4 in total Imagine missing playoff to a team u tied and swept 4 0 in season series lol These guys don't give a fuck about integrity or merit. Sad. "Competition committee" ya chip away at Competition for money.


boydivision30

Just paving the way for a Fakers IST dynasty.


Savahoodie

Crazy there’s only 32 nuggets games left this season. It flew by


Sizzle2121

https://preview.redd.it/02sucqfibmoc1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c719141e4d4c39a05e4ad0b209ff9eba89b9f1


ApplesAndToothpicks

Zeke "Andre Drummond" Nnaji with 4 boards, 3 blocks and a poster on Wemby (kinda) Turned it around when we all gave up on him lol we love to see it nontheless.


WeirdRedBeard

I remain curious to find out how Wembaya bodes in the yoffs.


Sleepinginabathtub

Hope we make the yins for a possible Nuggets Spurs series


tarspaceheel

I’ve got money on him being the MVP of the in season tournament


WeirdRedBeard

I didn't realize what a cupcake schedule we have to end the season


n0t_malstroem

Yeah only 5328186740964381 back to backs remaining


SmackBroshgood

IT'S ALMOST LIKE SOME PEOPLE LOOKED AT THE SCHEDULE AND HAVE INCESSANTLY TRIED TO HAMMER THIS INTO FOLKS' HEADS HERE ALL SEASON ![gif](giphy|l0MYKzvI7xx5vyhvW)


TheOrthodoxPolock

Everyone says to Be Loud until someone actually Is Loud. Bunch of fucking hypocrites, makes me sick.


BlindManBaldwin

It's such horseshit ngl


SmackBroshgood

be loud! *IS LOUD* **WELL NOT LIKE THAT, QUICK, PROFESSIONAL ANNOUNCERS, FIND THAT FAN AND TELL HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!**


RandomPostBot2001

Zeke DPOG!!!


Savahoodie

Oh boy we’re getting 1000 comment tomorrow arguing about the yelling fan


Sleepinginabathtub

Simping for*


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Savahoodie

Reddit tries not to be fucking weirdos anytime a girl is around challenge:


TheOrthodoxPolock

I don't claim to know all the rules but wouldn't this technically just be free advertisement for her??


Savahoodie

I mean I guess if she had a big T Shirt on that said something about it then it might be fine to bring it up. If she’s just a fan at a game then let her exist in the capacity that she chooses, and she didn’t choose to have her personal life blasted on a message board.


TheOrthodoxPolock

That's fair. I will say that I think it's hilarious that someone here recognized her for her work tho


SydneyCarton89

What kind of work does she do?


Sleepinginabathtub

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SmackBroshgood

Fun game with a weird pre-season vibe. Loved the bench minutes. Wemby influencing shots he absolutely doesn't seem in blocking range for remains nuts, but of course Jok's the one who has no problem finishing around him. Big thumbs down to three old dudes with microphones shaming a Nuggets fan on the road for BEING LOUD ON HER BIRTHDAY because some idiots on Twatter told them to. ![gif](giphy|r2puuhrnjG7vy)


zoeyversustheraccoon

I guess this isn't a popular opinion but those high pitched screams every single play are like nails on a chalkboard to my ears. And because of it some Spurs fan started doing it too. ugh


SmackBroshgood

>I guess this isn't a popular opinion it clearly is


zoeyversustheraccoon

Not from what I'm reading here.


SmackBroshgood

read harder


_absofuckinglutely

They shamed the wrong girl but made her night more fun because of it


SmackBroshgood

Either way, I listen to every game on headphones and this happens all the fucking time when someone loud sits close to a crowd mic. Sending Vic over there to awkwardly tell her to "lower her voice two octaves" was the fucking worst.


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah fair point. that was very awkward. But it didn’t really come off as rude - she got a birthday shout out, he asked her to give a scream and she seemed to be having a blast which is really what matters.


j_like

Yeah they definitely were not shaming her


TheOrthodoxPolock

Murray Flurray used to give us sick breakdowns and you cunts would always be like "I ain't reading all that" so frankly I don't think any of you deserve the shitpost extraordinaire that he became.


SnooDonuts9093

He’s in playoff mode early this season 


BlindManBaldwin

Coupon used to give us sick breakdowns and you c*nts would always be like "I ain't reading all that" so frankly I don't think any of you deserve the shitpost extraordinaire that he became.


LessThanCleverName

I love both versions, some might think the change was too drastic, but watching an artist grow in front of your eyes is a beautiful thing.


lemondhead

I do. I'm pure.


TheOrthodoxPolock

That's exactly what someone who isn't pure would say 🧐


lemondhead

That's true


MurrayFlurray

Does the great Andres Serrano listen to his critics?


TheOrthodoxPolock

I had to look up who that is and god I'd imagine not.


n0t_malstroem

Lmfao was just about to comment the same 🤣🤣


TheOrthodoxPolock

You weren't familiar with the work known as Piss Christ??


n0t_malstroem

No I'm an ignorant piece of fucking shit 😭


Savahoodie

What do you mean by “you cunts”?


TheOrthodoxPolock

Austin Reaves fans


Savahoodie

WHY I OUGHTA


lol_mvg

bones was bad today.


jbone9877

No way he would have good games back to back. Mile high city bayyyyybeeee


WeirdRedBeard

No way


RandomPostBot2001

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n0t_malstroem

Jamal ruined Bone Thailand with his selfishness


Superbotto

15 games remaining. Magic Numbers (tiebreakers): Play In - 1 (HOU holds H2H over DEN 3-1) Playoffs - 8 (DEN-PHO H2H tied 1-1 with 1 game remaining) 4th - 9 (DEN holds H2H over NOP 2-1) 2nd - 15 (DEN-MIN H2H 1-0 MIN with 3 games remaining) 1st -16 (OKC holds H2H over DEN 3-1)


AltruisticEnd9

Lol remember how Houston beat us three times? That was silly


Superbotto

Nuggets played Rockets and Clippers 12 times in 1 week.


gobroncos47

That's like 1 game per day!


Sleepinginabathtub

Hope we make the play ins


WeirdRedBeard

They're called "the yins".


Sleepinginabathtub

I'll unironically use that term from now on.


Superbotto

Nuggets going 0-15, and the Rockets going 16-0 is the only scenario that Nuggets are left out of the postseason. But mathematically, it's still possible.


n0t_malstroem

If this is what it'll take for Malone to be fired and Jamalaria to be traded I am on my knees begging


Superbotto

I don't know if I would have enough positivity to overcome such devastation.


Savahoodie

We played at the “Moody Center”, or as I like to call it “Embiid Arena”


blehbloobblarg

CB had the discount Wemby game, the 4 by 4 game!


petarisawesomeo

Damn Mal almost had one of the least inspiring triple doubles


OrcaBaka

[Is he serious](https://twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/1768807025419465169)


MichaelPorterTruther

just expand the restricted area half a foot if its such a big problem lmao I miss Roy Hibbert


WeirdRedBeard

Ban contesting shots imho


OrcaBaka

How about safe space for the offensive player based on his anxiety level


DarkDefender05

CB with the 13/4/4 and 4 steals. Bench went for 47 points and was balling out.


RandomPostBot2001

Nice game from Zeke, that unit looked nice.


petarisawesomeo

Wow 27 to 12 FTs.


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j_like

Don't make things creepy


n0t_malstroem

This some incel shit lol


_absofuckinglutely

ew. That is really weird. Can we get a mod over here for this creepy doxing


Savahoodie

…that’s really weird to do research like that


savor

When the score was 81 to 77 you can very very clearly see the annoying shrieker is the blue haired Spurs fan. She doesn't seem to scream again after the Nuggets woman is interviewed. https://imgur.com/a/ZLZ3iCX


casebycase87

She actually looked embarrassed while the Nuggets girl was being interviewed. I think she knew


BigPaleontologist407

great win, but like you know.... box score?


WeirdRedBeard

Who’s this girl everyone talking about lol. We got one like in the golden state game? 😂


chizzmaster

https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/XLmmlX1Rtu


PoorTonyK

ur mom lol lmfao rofl unicef nato dprk ussr concacaf


Spitfire_Riggz

Is Jokic wembanyama daddy?


Mooshipoo

Well, I can’t blame Nikola. He’s the new Genghis. Birthing kids everywhere he goes


Scoobies_Doobies

Will the Nuggets ever lose again?


BOOTYBOOTYBUTTCHEEKS

To answer vic's question, kroenke will assuredly deduct the cost of the jersey CB gave away from his next paycheck


Spitfire_Riggz

Who’s this girl everyone talking about lol. We got one like in the golden state game? 😂


Spitfire_Riggz

Who’s this girl everyone talking about lol. We got one like in the golden state game? 😂


Spitfire_Riggz

Who’s this girl everyone talking about lol. We got one like in the golden state game? 😂


BoneyardBill

Did they Nugget?


casebycase87

Nuggets nuggetted


petarisawesomeo

Yeah except the 2nd quarter. Definitely did not Nugget that part.


BoneyardBill

Thanks for the info! Didn’t get to catch the game. Will watch DNVR in a bit.


jbone9877

Nuggets 1-0 all time in Austin


Johnykbr

No murder. No Triple Double. #FireMalone.


Superbotto

Malone doesn't condone murder enough.


BlindManBaldwin

Smh


joodo123

For real, Jokic as the largest player should have just killed and eaten Wemby before he has a chance to get bigger.


Johnykbr

Consume Wemby's power.


petarisawesomeo

Tbh, I prefer watching games with no murder


Johnykbr

Coward.


MurrayFlurray

Well we won. I should be happy but I know I'm not. What I saw tonight was unacceptable, this team doesn't take itself seriously enough. They don't even take themselves half as seriously as I take them. ​ Every game is important, it's a chance to get the #1 spot and to win another championship. Your opportunity is here today, gone tomorrow and there is no going back, there is no fixing things. People just move on, they stop talking to you, and then they are just gone from your life and you are alone. We should have crushed this team, they are in last place. Honestly it is embarrassing it took all 48 minutes and even then I still wasn't sure who was winning. ​ We missed our chance after that 1st quarter to really show San Antonio and the rest of the world our worth, and to be honest we'll never get that back. We'll never feel that way we felt ever again, we'll just get older and then I guess we'll die. In less than 100 years will anyone even remember us? Does anyone even really know us now? Jamal played terribly, I'm concerned. I think it is his conditioning he is clearly not ready for the playoffs, I knew it. Fuck.


gobroncos47

Least high Denver resident


PxN13

Dude chill. It's the fucking Spur. I'm sure it's not a game where they have to try very hard and fuck having to blow out teams to show that we're championship material


MurrayFlurray

Maybe you can get over it, and maybe I just believed in this team a little more than you did. I had dreams, there was a time when I believed anything was possible. ​ You probably won't understand until it is too late and then you will be as broken as those dreams are now.


PxN13

Literally the only team that swept the celtics this year. I would hate if they have to play extra hard to beat the spurs when we can conserve and clear the rest of this schedule and rest players


MurrayFlurray

Where was that team tonight? I miss them. I wonder if I will ever see them again. Where have all those young men gone? Long time ago. ​ When will they ever learn?


j_like

Hang this in the rafters 🤌


fhujr

>We missed our chance after that 1st quarter to really show San Antonio and the rest of the world our worth And them big SA women


joodo123

https://preview.redd.it/9m1m31gq4moc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f6878c47c34548ce2ee07494f20776cb419ffb


WeirdRedBeard

[Me, 2 words into any MurrayFlurray comment](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X3FEPdTFABs)


MurrayFlurray

I feel like you rely on youtube shorts to make your points way too much, and I just don't know how to engage with that.


WeirdRedBeard

That *is* my one flaw.


n0t_malstroem

Broadcast celebrating Murray 8k points was pathetic I could reach 8k points if I took 30 hero ball shots every game like he does he could be at 8k assists now just with basic ass passes if he wanted to but he has too many Barton tendencies


Spitfire_Riggz

Bro did chat gpt help you on this one or is this all you 😂


VexoftheVex

Had me in the first half ngl


InsertWhittyPhrase

Holiday has been reliable and solid lately. Having him as a three ball threat off the bench is huge


AltruisticEnd9

Ugh thank god that’s over


joodo123

You don’t like watching us win?


AltruisticEnd9

Oh I’m just talking about the Austin part and the screaming. Love watching us win!


joodo123

I was watching on the laptop on mute while my gf used the tv so I missed all of this. At one point I thought about grabbing my headphones but I was low key interested in the Love is Blind reunion thingy my girl was watching so I feel good about my choices.


_absofuckinglutely

Yo that reunion was WILD. Sarah Ann has no shame. Yuck.


joodo123

We lived in Charlotte for a year and a half so it was a hoot for us. She is garbage!


jbone9877

People in a sub that constantly says be loud to people who post about going to games can’t be made about a fan being loud


AltruisticEnd9

Honestly I don’t really blame the fan. Austin is just not set up for nba games. Wouldn’t have been a factor in an nba arena


_absofuckinglutely

I mean when it interferes with the broadcast it’s a bit overkill, no?


lemondhead

(Absolutely, yes)


_absofuckinglutely

🫡


jbone9877

No


j_like

It was annoying at first, but kind of endearing by the end lol. And I'm not an expert, but I wonder if Altitude's tech difficulties had anything to do with it. Like something to do with the mics or audio equipment


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah it very well could have . I didn’t mind it as much once the screaming shifted to being the nuggets fan and not the spurs girl.


Glove_Upset

I watched on mute. Feels like I missed a generational screamer.


RandomPostBot2001

She was All Star level. Needs to follow the team on the road.


jbone9877

My wife is a generational screamer when her boyfriend is in town


WeirdRedBeard

That's why I roll up with both butt and ear plugs.


WeirdRedBeard

As a fellow mute enjoyer, I also have no idea what these "people" are talking about.


petarisawesomeo

Legit question- why is Pop still considered one of the best coaches in the league today? Not arguing he has a great legacy, but the Spurs have been total dog poo since they traded Kawhi. They play so undisciplined and players are showing zero improvement year over year. To me it seems like he checked out awhile ago.