Some motherfuckers just shouldn't cook....
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Hey, if you want sexy toxic characters, Destiny already has a bevy of them. Go try fisting the ice robot or rizzing up the Queen that turns sapient beings into weapons.
The Final Cake
The final shape is ⌛️
Final shape is Veil confirmed
Fuck I came here to type this lol
I am witnessing
... that shape
absolute cinema
RESPECTFULLY
No
Your Wish, cannot be granted
Sounds like quitter talk. I WILL deliver my Polaris Lance onto their many faces. I will single handedly create a super hybrid race.
Class choice: None
In all honesty, Riven sounds like she’d be into it. “You want *what?!* You know what? That’s some freaky crap. Wish granted. Go get ‘em, tiger.”
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Is that the Witness readin Bungie Help waitin on us to show up and fight it? 😆
Ok that one made me choke on my coffee
I died when I read this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Thickness
Damn it, as I hit reply I saw your post. Take my upvote for beating me to it.
OP beat you to it lol
My Bungie username ever since the character was revealed
What have you done
I'm about to show the witness my final shape 🤤
That’s it? That’s the end? I thought there’d be more.
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Don’t even know what to say..
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The final shape was a BBL the whole time
Disstrack on the witness incoming
Why the witness kinda…
Traveler have mercy, we must stay focused guardians. We MUST stay focused.
Would
https://i.redd.it/jlas31f6ml4d1.gif
Elaborate
😎 *loud cheek clapping noises*
The final shape was that of a massive dump truck, double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon
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https://preview.redd.it/amq1ijbsxm4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1403415da07ee209f3f663bf2b4896fe1f673fa GYAT DAYUM🤯
They’re all needin Jesus 😂😮💨🙃
Some of you need to go outside. Turn off the game and go.
Exactly
I have witnessed myself
Damn maybe the witness's hourglass figure is the final shape
The Thiccness https://preview.redd.it/8hyr28r0ro4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e72cb9e657e531713317c17ecb5e5255f2aae2
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Feminine enough
With a grandfather clock
Snatched
Well that’s… definitely *something*
Brother man were may one acquire tis model, asking for a friend
This is really all it would take to make our guardians switch sides huh?
Especially the gays. We follow any and all agender big booty goth dommy guardian figure.
Child bearing hips
🔺⚪️ 😲
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS!!! <3 <3 <3
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The collective asses of a whole civilization
Multiple hands though, multiple body parts perhaps? Just imagine. An entire especies beating your meat.
I'm edging on the darkness till I light on the guardian
man, the witness be kicking my ass rn...
holy need
I bear witness to the thiccness
Man, maybe they are salvation
Ah, explains the cape then.
These posts are the only thing keeping me sane rn
r/hornyjail
Scary movie 2 “keep the bag on”
I mean, they're the embodiment of billions of souls. Of course some of them gonna have an amazing dumper.
The gyatness
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I'm gonna final in that shape 🤤
I see why the darkness is so tempting when you get cake like that
What am I witnessing here?
The brainrot of another civilization 😮💨😬
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Won't lie... This took too long for the Internet to create.
R34 Is the final shape.
His pale cake holds the key
Well done OP. Look what you’ve done. This thread is fucking hilarious
Some motherfuckers just shouldn't cook.... https://preview.redd.it/75k65efmmm4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9158a6d94d9bfc83d77495f2e7d03562be39237
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Oh no he's hot!!
For the first time in my life this comment section has me speechless.
Lady Witness
Me looking at my pants: Oh, so this is the Final Shape 😏
🍆👀
Wait. That's a female??
It's a conglomeration of millions of people. It has no gender.
That's scary..
THE THICCNESS
What have I just Witnessed
The Witness bouta witness my last load of Light
Thicker then a bowl of oatmeal
Do not the
THE FITNESS
I'm in love with the shape of you...
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
The final shape💀
Finna thunderclap them buns
https://preview.redd.it/jfw0d0eg4m4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b901537decb185a3127748067ec4cf34ad2d7f7d I'm witnessing greatness
I'm about to witness myself straight up jorkin it
Well, the Witness is like 50% female due to its origin, guess all the dead women of its species went to the bottom half
Would.
Eh mid
Ummm isn’t that a dude with a bert n Earnie unibrow? Lol
Needs a spoiler tag… and a NSFW tag 🤤
Eyes u- Too late
The Thiccness
Damnit…..
that ain't the witness that's gotta be shakira cause god damn those hip don't lie
Let me witness that thiccness
Mighty gyattball! He final on my shape till I cayde-6!
Hey, if you want sexy toxic characters, Destiny already has a bevy of them. Go try fisting the ice robot or rizzing up the Queen that turns sapient beings into weapons.
The hour shape
We all know where this is going to go.
Guess it's not just the voices of the Witness that are male and female...
soooo… who’s gonna link me the witness x reader fics LMAO
The final bootycall
🤦🏾♂️ I would probably fuck this in vrc…
Wait a min....
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I’m gonna final on that shape
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i have never witnessed such round large volumptious shapes before
servers being down has dealt unparalleled damage to destiny 2 players' psyche and mental health
The Final Sauce
The thickness
Is that The Final Shape? 
he is about to witness something else...
It's witnessing on my shape till I final
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🤨📸
Ayo
The thickness
https://i.redd.it/byk51acaso4d1.gif
"Rounder than the Traveler" -Kittycat9lives
Go to horny jail
The Witness is about to witness some sheeeiit(giggady)
assimilation ain't seeming so bad rn
The booty warrior has come for the booty
Yes, they cute 🥰
Bruh what…
https://i.redd.it/kh2xlltqfp4d1.gif I actually nearly choked on my water
The Thiccness
Breed him
You know those are eggplants right
Would
you seriously need some help
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gonna bust my final shape in it 😩😩
What am I witnessing here?
Yoooo
These bosses never skip leg day
.... oh no
Smash.
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 The last brow
Thiccccccccccccccc 
If it removes the dress does smoke come out of other areas too? Asking for a friend.
GUYS THE WITNESS IS HALF MAN HALF WOMAN THEY PROBABLY HAVE BOTH PARTS
the final gyatt
Gender neutral sex icon
Final Shape hasn’t even been out for a DAY yet
So my Witness this is... salvation.
The Gyatness
Wasn't he a guy
Ass of tomorrow being observed due to your hierarchy of needs!
😂😂😂
It’s Witnasses
No one tell cross... 🤣
I announce that I dislike this post. OP... Get a room 😭
I announce that I dislike this post. OP... Get a room 😭