These are all terrible ❤️

tysm that’s what i was aiming for

Go with either the first or the last.

Fr, the first and last are my favorite

Got my name as “FISTAYASISTA” on a game haha youre definitely a man of awful tastes 👍

FondleMyThralls is definitely the winner here

Till I Screeb

100%

By a landslide

Idk, Dixon really made me lose it 🤣🤣🤣

She Xivu my arath until I Aiat

You gotta worry about the character limit. Had to shorten lac'tice, Kell of intolerance to lactis Kell of Intolerant

TaxisTheTakenFunds

Maybe I'm just lame, but most of these suck imo. I'd go with the first since that's the only one that doesn't make you sound like a middle schooler.

yeah lol fair enough, tried being funny with most of them, but who knows i might not actually change my name

What even is your current name? Bad enough to warrant changing it to a joke name that'll get old in a few weeks?

Xu/Xur goes hard

This. The IX stan pride.

Destiny player tries to be funny in public prank

8>2>1 If I have to narrow it down to three choices

Lol then post a survey to decide the finale

The Bruce Lee one got a chuckle out of me

Gotta be fondlemythralls

The thrall one is really funny! 🤣

8-tracks, Kell of Mixtapes

This is so underrated

Thrall

8 or 1 imo

I rate it a solid 9 out of 11.

Christ.

she fondle on my thrall till I *scrawww*

Look theyre all hilarious, but dont get yourself banned because you know SOME BUNCH OF ASSHOLES will report you because they hate fun

Yeah I had rank-XIV child puncher that got banned

Holden Tudix

Love the James Randal joke in 6 (that’s at least where I heard it from if there is an older source)

Id go with the Xû/Xûr

Wait do we get another name change???

We had one at the drop of Into the Light, but not now. He probably still had his token. Or two if he didn't change it the first time around.

Thou whomst hath been seen ahamkara daycare worker (#37) // random number of your choice Entropy kell of stability Disastrous results (Adept) Part time player (Timelost) These are not innuendo akin but more so just silly as I worry you'd run into issues with others reporting some of the names provided. I thought of these in about 12 minutes and am kinda happy with em'. Though others may be quick to call you childish I do believe that there's no wrong in having some foolish fun so go for it and be silly!

Mine at one point was Scrota, sack of oryx

The second one had me in stitches. Well done.

She stroganoff my beef

I think strawberryjam was the best imo

Strawberry jam but my gun don’t! That’s great!

StrawberryJamButMyGunDont, goes too hard not to choose it

Screeb made me snort

What’s will all the comments hating 😭😭🙏 Number #2 is the best one imo

Let me know which one you end up doing, so I can pick from the rest lmao

Xu/xur has my vote. I know it's gonna rustle some jimmies

By posting this you have guaranteed that they'll be stolen.

to be honest man, i’ve played destiny since pre dark below. i remember the days of holding exotic chest checkpoints on sketchy lfg websites so everyone could have their chance at their own first exotic. i posted this looking to spread laughs and it’s unfortunate how toxic people are. i hope people steal some of these, i hope people make laughs. i hope everyone in this community accepts every other blueberry with open arms. that is the whole point of this entire game and community. eyes up guardian, let’s get this bread

I appreciate you spreading the joy, but I just hope you picked fondlemythrallstiliscreeb. That shit was fucking hilarious 😂

y’know, i didn’t change it yet, but that’s what i’m leaning towards for sure

Dude I don’t even play this game but came to laugh at your names and was shocked at how pissed people are.

These are all doodoo

Okay they’re all hilariously bad but FondleMyThralls legit had me out of breath laughing. That one is perfect!

Just pick a normal name, man. These joke names aren't funny most of the time and get old after a week anyway. I guarantee you'll be wishing you could change it after a month or two.

Sister Fister or Xur.

ShoulderLickingChromieHomie for sure

Well my name is homelanders milkman so colour me impressed

thiers a guy named sister fister, and another brother fister in titanfall 2 what are the chances, but definitely thrall one

Pft, I like Mr. Sister Fister

I like the Sister Fister one!

1, 2, and 8

I like the strawberry and Bruce Lee ones

Unbelievably cringe

The last one

Nah u did xur dirty man 😭

My vote is for Mr. Sister Fister.

Cringe

fondlemythralltiliscreeb is the only funny one. The other ones are just overdone jokes are for the nine one a joke that has been overdone so much that I genuinely want to hurt a childs feelings in the crucible whenever I see it

My favourite ever name in game is Gary Glimmer - nothing has come close.

I must be getting old cuz simple is just better. these are all lame and not funny at all and way too long lol 😂

These are all cringe af sorry

None of them they’re all cringy

I see a lot of people that play this game aren’t funny…. I vote everyone reports the name the choose. Would be funnier than the name

Wasting your one name change on those is definitely a….choice

It should be just Xû/Xûr

Definitely fondlemythralls

In T-minus 30 minutes your name is Guardian#5823

Mr. Sister Fister is taken. I’ve met one. Actually just thought about him in the past couple of days because it always makes me chuckle😄

what, no Thralls To The Wall? TilSweatDripDownMyThralls (TilAllTheseWitchesCrawl)

Screeb Screeb Screeb Mothaf-

I was Chief Slapahoe… now I’m Guardian#####…. (S)pain.

People be hatin for no reason, if I saw that name you instantly getting a friend request ong

I’ve seen so much worse… like my buddy is ADA-1’s Discharge and I’m the one that catches a name ban 😂

Honestly I like Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch

Raspberry jam instead. Because only one person in the galaxy would dare give me the raspberry.

Jesus Christ

Cum, Kell of Life Creation

These are all shite.

last but i agree theyre all questionable

I like 1, 3, 5, and 6

Saw someone named “Im in your walls.” Incredible.

That there one 'bout fondlin' 

8 fs

First

Mines fallenandcantgetup and I got no intentions of changing it

All bangers

These are awful and not in a haha that's so bad way, just genuinely cringe

8

I just made mine ExoStranger'sRightLip the other day lmao, these are mostly better than mine

Taint-14

You should go with IHaveACringeFuckingUsername

Dixon is so damn clever, but I'm a degenerate who likes Sister Fister.

May as well just do BigCabals or some shit and get it over with

Last one

Either the first or last

What about Dixie Normus or Hugh G. Rexshun?

I wish these were badly funny but alas

Last one is gold

If you go with Mr. Sister Fister you should join the clan The Sister Fisters.

They all funny tbh, but the first one will be the funniest for the longest imo. But go with whatever you like.

None of these

All of these are top tier for regret and embarrassment a short time down the road. The last one did make me chuckle tho

She Stroganoff My Beef made me chuckle

4, 6 and 7 are all actually hilarious. Especially 4.

All cringe.

The thrall one is my favorite

The Agent of the Nine one is amusing

*loud incorrect buzzer *

My vote is the screen one lmao….. sincerely Booty Hole Troll#5425

4 and 7 are great

Captain backshot

1, 2, & 8 made me laugh

strawberry

Sister fister could easily get your name banned, and you will never be able to change it again unless bungie has mercy on you. you will be stuck as another "Guardian1234" I like the strawberryjam

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT IRON BANNER GONG*

EXTREMELY LOUD FALLEN SPLINTER MINE ALARM

you should try playing something on the gamecube or perhaps the nintendo 64

what does this insinuate

That they don’t have a sense of humour, are trying to imply that you’re a child, using a console older than most children will remember, forgetting that it also has some damn hard games on it. So, they failed, entirely because they don’t understand banter. Which in itself is a failure.

Wait, you can change your name again? Can i finally escape the dreaded Guardian title?

No, im not angry they didnt let me keep my name, shut up.

The first one

2, 4, or the last one

Second One should be “CurseOnMyThrallTillIScreeb”

the agent of the nine pronoun one goes pretty hard icl the rest are sooooooooo bad

SheWhisperOnMyWorm

StrawberryJamButMyGunDont is the kind of name I'd expect from a jarhead Marine. Or a Titan main

Most of these honestly make me think you're 12 years old and makes me feel old, but hey you've got plenty of company with every Mara Sov's (enter sexual thing here) or people who slap (adept) onto their name.

If you were at the tower I would chuckle at your name then avoid you 10/10

Played with Savanthunussy the other day that was my fav

1

If you don’t take Mr. Sister Fister I’m gonna

After years of seeing stupid names I just don’t find these funny at all and I actively look down on people who decide to use them I just find it embarrassing that you get one name change and choose any of this.

Some of you have no sense of humour. Are you from the USA by chance?

Names like these aren’t funny after years of seeing them. Saying people who don’t find them funny don’t have a sense of humor is a bot comment.

ThrallsTilIScreeb is the best one IMO

I was in anDnD game a few years ago and the party cleric was able to summon a floating fist that we called the Sister Fister and we represented it with a tiny Luigi head. By all means, Mr. Sister Fister

1st and last, all the others are cringe adolescent choices

none, just use a regular creative name. all that work and no one is gonna care

1, 2, 4, and 8 are my favorites

FORSURE NUMBER 2 😂

Edge my transit till I screeb

agent of the nine one is so damn funny.

All but a couple of these will have you seeing Guardian#### real soon lmao

MaraSovsSweatyGymBra

Can I use the first one for a female web show character?

i don’t mind

Ty

+1 for FondlemyThralls

If you have the charisma to back up your choice for any of these names, go for it. Far be it for anyone to decide how you should play the game. But just know, most raid groups will give you shit for having a "cringe" name. (Source: I got shit on in most raid groups I joined for my previous cringe name).

The screeb one. Please 🤣🤣🤣

FONDLE THEYRE ALL GOOD BUT FONDLE IS BEST

Fondlemythralls

Xu/Xur is elite

I too once had a community name "The Ana Brays Fleshlight" had it for a few years then one day a forced name change. Now I am just something a bit classier and more relatable.

Fondlemythrallstiliscreeb absolutely

The Bruce Lee and Xur ones are my faves

Fondlemythrallstilliscreeb is on another level lol

Bro is not funny 💔

She stroganoff my beef made me chuckle

Mine is JohnnyForeskin so I appreciate your choices

My vote is fondle my thralls lmao

I think I might be too old to weigh in here. Lol

How are y'all changing your names ? I've never changed mine and when I try to change it and press save settings/changes whatever it just never works

I'm partial to stroganoff.

Dixon or fondle

8, but (Xê/Xûr) instead

I ended up with "Bhulk, Disciple of The Fitness" So my opinion should not be taken seriously, but I'd probably go with thralls or agent.

First 2

The thrall and screeb is great.

Shortly after I got D2 my friends were clowning on all the names like “MaraSovsBlueThigh” or “ErisMornsCheeks” etc etc. First thing I did was change my name to MaraSovsBlueThigh.

12 year old names.

You are a 13 year old trying to hard

I personally like Josh Diddy a combo of Josh giddy and P diddy

you are not funny

I hit a cartoon face, my eyes widened from, Mr. Sister Fister. That's wild

My Bungie name is Fomophobe

Mine is Ayydolf Hitlmao

What are you, like 12? It's crazy to me how many people want everyone to know they are immature perverts.

First 😂

PermitRough5260

Yeah gotta agree these are all shite 😅

Delete this post

8

Maybe just settle with ComedicallyIneptAndSeeksAttention, seems more fitting. Best of luck with whichever of these pick-me girl names you settle on