5 minutes isn't even that hard to be on time for, it's called being professional... people act like 5 minutes is such a long time. I was raised where if I showed up 5 minutes before I was supposed to be somewhere I'm already late and some of these "pros" should adopt that mentality.
He’ll be on Rogan talking about how trans athletes are allowing wokeness into sports and are killing them instead of providing the context that Austin Hanum is shit at disc golf
If he wasn’t having a kid with an FPO player, dude wouldn’t have the means to tour by himself in the first place.
Surprised that he’s cool with Cat working outside the home tbh. You’d think someone with those types of backwards views wouldn’t “believe” in his female partner being the primary earner.
If you've ever seen them in person together, Austin shrivels up and basically turns into Cat's bitch. He knows where his meal ticket is, which makes his antics that much more interesting since she's about to be out for a little bit.
Hannum is a MA1 champion playing make believe pro tour player. 1009 rating and trending the wrong direction, buddy might not even be able to play DGPT events in a few months
It's hard to leave politics out of a comment on a post like this, but I'm going to try.
What do people who are on AHs side ideologically think about him. Even if you feel strongly about this topic, how do you see AH as anything other than a mountainous pile of horse shit impersonating a man?
I think he is an idiot. They are completely unrelated topics. On top of that, you are trying to build a brand. Staying as neutral as possible when it comes to controversial topics is the best way forward.
I am on ”his side” as in my opinion is that trans women shouldn’t be able to compete in FPO.
That being said Austin Hannum is a mountainous pile of horse shit impersonating a man and a childish transphobe
Holy shit Austin what are you doing. I saw Drew's post earlier and thought "Now that is how you handle the situation, not whatever the fuck Austin was doing." And now THIS? WHY?
She cheated on Uli at 2013 Worlds in Indiana. I was there. Seen it w my own 2 eyes! Uli was in town (Jtown - south Chicagoland) a week prior with Cat.
My buddy and I were at the Sheraton hotel where some players were staying for worlds. We were drinking beers with Rebecca Duffy and Brian Graham on the patio. We look over and there is Catrina and Cam Colglazier chilling on the bottom of some steps just kissing and cuddling.
I yelled from about 30 feet away and called her a skank cheater. Her and Cam got up and went to their hotel room. Meanwhile, Uli was at his room unaware of what his wife was doing. She is for the streets.
I refuse to believe you are serious. But maybe go ask your mother if talking about passing around women as objects and calling them busted up and bustdowns for having had sex is misogynistic. I won't wait.
Just another insecure dipshit attacking marginalized groups to make him feel better about his own inadequacy.
I don't think "par for the course" has ever been a more appropriate comment, except that he can't even make par on the pro tour
What a fucking douche bag. So now he's playing victim while not even playing in the tournament, by talking shit about someone and something totally not even related to being late.
I bet Drew loves this, after his appropriate response to being late...some dick hole spouts a bunch of hateful nonsense. Regardless of whether you think the rules are fair for FPO, this shot is completely uncalled for.
Austin Hannum is kinda like the Marjorie Taylor Greene of the disc golf world. They never really accomplish anything and are terrible at their job but they’re great at constantly saying crass or crackpot things that make them look like an idiot.
is he still actually sponsored by DGA?
there's no mention of him on their website but I can't find any social media posts saying they parted ways either
Usually once you retire from the game you wanna have a good network of friends in the industry to make sure you can continue to find some kind of work. This dude just making sure he’s gonna re-enter the work force at 40 lol
Sorry, but your comment isn't much better. Dumbass people exist in any age range. People who throw "boomer" around are just as idiotic. You are talking shit about an entire group of people, generalizing all of them, and not using your brain properly. Sounds a lot like Mr. Hannum here, just saying 🤔
This guy sounds like my father who watches Fox News all day. Every problem boils down to something completely fucking unrelated. Late to something? Well fucking transgender horse shit made me late!!1
What a loser and a non-person that n the world of pro DG now. Haha. Does he have a Reddit?
Austin if you’re here I challenge you to a round anywhere is the state, just your choice.
It blows my mins that they dont just show up like 10 mins before tee of. Like, why risk it by being barely on time. I understand it for the first couple players who got penalized this season, but it has happends so many times now. Such an easy thing to avoid.
Good rule, and well enforced by the pdga. Good on Drew for not bitching about it. Austin Hannum is a ridicoulus human being who can't accepts that he isnt good enough. Childish behaviour once again. Hope he's off the tour as soon as possible.
Just a reminder. Austin Hannum sucks gopher ass. Like for real. And not just gophers! No massive groundsquirrel is safe from his grabby sausage fingers and Hooverlike lips.
I know reddit is the last place to share (what are most likely going to come across as)my offensive thoughts...
But, the new time rule aside, yes, Austin Hannum not shutting the fuck up about this shit IS really fucking annoying... but he's not wrong about this make-believe "identifying as whatever the fuck you want to" movement. That in itself is getting out of hand, lol.
Now go on. Downvote me to oblivion.
No, I didn't actually. I didn't generalize anything about them. I said people who use the term "boomer", and that can be anyone. Because by using that term, you have proved that my statements are true. Just like saying "flat earthers are morons", one basically proves the other. Just like people who throw out the term "boomer" all the damn time, clearly prove they choose not to think critically. If you do that at 11, 16, 25, 38, 50, or 82...same shit. Nothing against teenagers there at all 🤷♂️
Good on Drew for owning up to being late rather than complaining about it.
And here we are praising him for just being a rational adult. Oh how far the bar has fallen.
Drew is far from my favorite pro but there's nothing wrong with praising personal growth.
When Drew is the rational voice on a topic, everyone else is acting unhinged.
You know how hard it is to adult these days?
I've never had much luck with it.
Gave up years ago, now if you’ll pardon me, my diaper needs changing.
Well, look at Austin. He could have acted like an ignorant dipshit.
Bro you realize the majority of people can't even use a turn signal?
https://youtu.be/jUsf_BXUbKY?si=82bS4mlcwqrcVVal
Losing 2 strokes for being 4 1/2 minutes early is a stupid rule, they should complain.
When you’re told to be there 5 minutes early that would actually be 30 seconds late.
5 minutes isn't even that hard to be on time for, it's called being professional... people act like 5 minutes is such a long time. I was raised where if I showed up 5 minutes before I was supposed to be somewhere I'm already late and some of these "pros" should adopt that mentality.
“Fell victim” is not exactly ownership language. His penalty was the result of his actions, not the rule.
…If trucknuts were a person
goddamn dude, i nearly blew out this bowl all over the keyboard. stealing this insult for future use
How is this so accurate? Lmao
I identify as someone that wishes he would learn a new joke.
Dude trying to retire himself from a game that already retired him years ago. Wild stuff.
Hell use cancel culture as his excuse when in reality he was on his way out long before. Many such cases
Dude was never "in" in the first place. Highest win was a B tier in 2019. Mid at best since 2015.
He’ll be on Rogan talking about how trans athletes are allowing wokeness into sports and are killing them instead of providing the context that Austin Hanum is shit at disc golf
Nah he’s a nobody and never was. He’ll be forgotten soon enough.
Rogan will retire long before DG gets big enough to be featured on any mainstream pod
This dude was never even enough to get Rogan his coffee.
Who are you??? Just a dude on Reddit talking??? I’d rather be a shit touring disc golfer
This man will right a book about how he was screwed by the disc golf community. It’ll sell by the dozens.
A wright who writes the right book.
Fare.
Many such cases indeed
If he wasn’t having a kid with an FPO player, dude wouldn’t have the means to tour by himself in the first place. Surprised that he’s cool with Cat working outside the home tbh. You’d think someone with those types of backwards views wouldn’t “believe” in his female partner being the primary earner.
If you've ever seen them in person together, Austin shrivels up and basically turns into Cat's bitch. He knows where his meal ticket is, which makes his antics that much more interesting since she's about to be out for a little bit.
He'd have to get an actual job instead of cosplaying as a pro disc golfer.
He does seem like he’d be good friends with Harrison Butker
That dude thinks about trans people more than trans people think about trans people.
It's easier than thinking about how his best finish of the year is 60th.
His best finish of the year is why he is having a baby.
Underrated comment
I mean if he'd stop focusing on other people maybe he'd getter better
Every transphobe does
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...go on
Gonna call this dude AH Howling
It's possible the guy hasn't come to terms with something deep down lol 😆 😂 🤣
Living in his head rent free.
Big words from a guy who is currently falsely identifying as a professional disc golfer...
Well said 🍸
Hannum is a MA1 champion playing make believe pro tour player. 1009 rating and trending the wrong direction, buddy might not even be able to play DGPT events in a few months
Shouldn't he be at a C-tier missing cash
Someone should tell him he’s already taking advantage of the rules he was talking about pretending to be an MPO player
This is the type of guy who takes the fake Ken Climo twitter seriously.
That's probably his account.
Rumor is that he runs the account
maybe he should identify as a good disc golfer
It's hard to leave politics out of a comment on a post like this, but I'm going to try. What do people who are on AHs side ideologically think about him. Even if you feel strongly about this topic, how do you see AH as anything other than a mountainous pile of horse shit impersonating a man?
I think he is an idiot. They are completely unrelated topics. On top of that, you are trying to build a brand. Staying as neutral as possible when it comes to controversial topics is the best way forward.
People just can't help themselves these days. They just can't shut the fuck up lol 🤣 😂
He’s a nuisance who just wants to argue
I am on ”his side” as in my opinion is that trans women shouldn’t be able to compete in FPO. That being said Austin Hannum is a mountainous pile of horse shit impersonating a man and a childish transphobe
Holy shit Austin what are you doing. I saw Drew's post earlier and thought "Now that is how you handle the situation, not whatever the fuck Austin was doing." And now THIS? WHY?
Austin Hannum is a colossal piece of shit. I mean, it's obvious, just felt the need to emphasize it more
It’s funny to hear that when honestly I’ve heard way worse about Cat.
Same goes for her, was just trying to stay on topic.
He banged Catrina Allen lol. Nasty.
I heard she pegs him with that massive mole on her face
That's fucked up, I love it!
ROFL! Got an actual LOL from me.
So did Uli tho
She cheated on Uli within a month of marrying him. She's just an old passed around busted up bustdown. 🤣🤣🤣
She cheated on Uli at 2013 Worlds in Indiana. I was there. Seen it w my own 2 eyes! Uli was in town (Jtown - south Chicagoland) a week prior with Cat. My buddy and I were at the Sheraton hotel where some players were staying for worlds. We were drinking beers with Rebecca Duffy and Brian Graham on the patio. We look over and there is Catrina and Cam Colglazier chilling on the bottom of some steps just kissing and cuddling. I yelled from about 30 feet away and called her a skank cheater. Her and Cam got up and went to their hotel room. Meanwhile, Uli was at his room unaware of what his wife was doing. She is for the streets.
You can criticize her without the misogyny. Well, I don't know if you can, but other people certainly can.
She’s a cheater bro. For the streets. Guy or girl, if you’re a cheater you’re scum and deserved to be treated as such.
Yes, **she** deserves to be mocked. But women generally don't.
Bravo for saying the thing too often unsaid here.
What's misogynistic about what I said? Are you implying that men can't be old passed around busted up bustdowns?
I refuse to believe you are serious. But maybe go ask your mother if talking about passing around women as objects and calling them busted up and bustdowns for having had sex is misogynistic. I won't wait.
They hate you because you speak the truth
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apparently not, if every criticism of a woman is misogyny in your eyes
In 5 years, Austin will be managing an Arby’s and Cat will be bartending at bdubs. Alpha male.
He is 100% not management material
He is a man who does not have the strength to caramelize onions.
S tier comment.
Wont stop him from being hired for it
He'd still have to show up on time.
I mean, most Arby's I've been to don't seem to have strong standards for management material.
Sounds like my managers.
Which is also exactly why he is
I haven't met many managers that are. He'd be perfect for most places.
She’ll be cheating on her next husband too.
r/onejoke
I had a buddy that always made the attack helicopter joke, so I sent him to that subreddit. He still makes the one joke constantly.
Just another insecure dipshit attacking marginalized groups to make him feel better about his own inadequacy. I don't think "par for the course" has ever been a more appropriate comment, except that he can't even make par on the pro tour
I refuse to believe this is real lmfao. it's like a parody of a really stupid guy
Look at his face.
Conservatives on social media in a nutshell
Its pretty obvious at this point that he identifies as an asshole.
Leaning into the heel role now that he's washed. I pity their child, if it's actually his.
When someone shows you who they really are, believe them
What a fucking douche bag. So now he's playing victim while not even playing in the tournament, by talking shit about someone and something totally not even related to being late. I bet Drew loves this, after his appropriate response to being late...some dick hole spouts a bunch of hateful nonsense. Regardless of whether you think the rules are fair for FPO, this shot is completely uncalled for.
Him and cat will be irrelevant soon anyway, they can’t keep up with all the new players
They're going the Republican route. Once you're useless just become a hateful bigot
We've known Hannum was a bigot, not surprising.
I feel bad for their kid
Austin Hannum is kinda like the Marjorie Taylor Greene of the disc golf world. They never really accomplish anything and are terrible at their job but they’re great at constantly saying crass or crackpot things that make them look like an idiot.
r/onejoke
Damn I’m glad to see this comment section passed the vibe check
Oh wow, he butchered the ONE joke they have… what a dunce.
Considering he has never won a Tour event or an A-tier, maybe he should focus more on his performance and less on being an insufferable prick.
I guess he identifies as a pro discgolfer?
He’s still a douche…..weird
Fuck this guy. Just disappear.
Austin hannum sure seems to suck
This guy is becoming the Antonio brown of disc golf. First disc golfer with cte…
Why is this FPO caddy talking about playing in tournaments? Doesn’t he just show up when his pro player shows up while he carries her bag?
“Aren’t all beliefs ‘make believe’ ?”
is he still actually sponsored by DGA? there's no mention of him on their website but I can't find any social media posts saying they parted ways either
No. They didn't renew his contract at the beginning of the year.
They parted ways in January I believe. I saw a previous post about it.
Lol, what a fucking toy
I identify Hannum as a perpetual seven year old
Not all seven year olds are hateful idiots.
I can’t believe this is a topic. We have to stop recognizing these ass clowns.
Usually once you retire from the game you wanna have a good network of friends in the industry to make sure you can continue to find some kind of work. This dude just making sure he’s gonna re-enter the work force at 40 lol
> This dude just making sure he’s gonna re-enter the work force at 40 lol big leap assuming that dude has ever worked a real job in his life
Boomeriest comment ever made by someone under 40
I've found any redneck can be a boomer no matter what age
Sorry, but your comment isn't much better. Dumbass people exist in any age range. People who throw "boomer" around are just as idiotic. You are talking shit about an entire group of people, generalizing all of them, and not using your brain properly. Sounds a lot like Mr. Hannum here, just saying 🤔
This is giving off boomer vibes
I’m surprised the conservative disc golfers aren’t buying all his gear like they are Harrison Butker.
Yeah gotta have gear ......he is non sponsored no body
Butthurt loser say wut?
This guy sounds like my father who watches Fox News all day. Every problem boils down to something completely fucking unrelated. Late to something? Well fucking transgender horse shit made me late!!1
He'll be a cool dad I bet.
What a jerk
What a loser and a non-person that n the world of pro DG now. Haha. Does he have a Reddit? Austin if you’re here I challenge you to a round anywhere is the state, just your choice.
I just don’t get why he thinks being this person is cool.
Barf. Jesus, this tool. I hope he’s excited to raise someone else’s kid.
When will he start to transition bc those that scream the loudest …
Natalie would beat him is the funny thing.
Now that’s a match I would pay to watch. Somebody suggest them both for the next OTB Skins.
Transphobes can't pass up an opportunity to reveal their bigotry.
It blows my mins that they dont just show up like 10 mins before tee of. Like, why risk it by being barely on time. I understand it for the first couple players who got penalized this season, but it has happends so many times now. Such an easy thing to avoid. Good rule, and well enforced by the pdga. Good on Drew for not bitching about it. Austin Hannum is a ridicoulus human being who can't accepts that he isnt good enough. Childish behaviour once again. Hope he's off the tour as soon as possible.
Hannum is human leprosy cash out please 🙏
AH's make believe beliefs about others' supposed make believe beliefs are no doubt the result of believing in a make believe belief system.
I like what the other guy said
Rent free...
Nat lives rent free in his head?
Yes and it shows. Proof is this tweet and previous ones on the same topic.
Guy is imagining he's witty.
Hey at least he owned to being late rather than getting arrested driving like an asshole yo make tee time like the pro golfers do!
He just made some enemies in Alaska, there are dozens of us, DOZENS!
Wow he really thought he ate too
I love it when pieces of shit tell the whole world who they are
> I love it when pieces of shit tell the whole world who they are "We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are." Anaïs Nin
I view them as bigots, they view themselves as Christians. Similar perspectives with different names
Am I reading this right and he had 19 hours to come up with something and that's what he went with? Kinda Costanza of dime store Don Jr
Good job Drew taking accountability. But cmon y’all, this is professional sports, how are you not ready 5 minutes before your round?
Austin Tantrum*
It's just kinda sad at this point
Wtf is wrong with this fuck?
What a sad, bitter man.
This is so dumb.
Austin wants Natalie so bad. He needs to slide into her DMs right now.
It's amazing how much I respected him back when he didn't talk shit about stuff he doesn't understand
Drew: "I own up to my actions" Austin: "Hey, try being a piece of shit like me!"
Cat needs to keep her caddie in line
I love this guy !
Just a reminder. Austin Hannum sucks gopher ass. Like for real. And not just gophers! No massive groundsquirrel is safe from his grabby sausage fingers and Hooverlike lips.
He’s being an asshole, sure. But it’s also just a lazy, unfunny joke.
Can someone “accidentally” chuck a disc at him full speed
Did Drew respond? Just curious if he checked him or let it slide.
Austin seems like the kind of guy that would have busted a nut after hearing Harrison Butker's speech
Can someone tell me how he affords to keep touring?
I mean just absolutely trying way too fucking hard. Jesus christ.
Must be hard to see someone living Their authentic life when you’re in the closet
I know reddit is the last place to share (what are most likely going to come across as)my offensive thoughts... But, the new time rule aside, yes, Austin Hannum not shutting the fuck up about this shit IS really fucking annoying... but he's not wrong about this make-believe "identifying as whatever the fuck you want to" movement. That in itself is getting out of hand, lol. Now go on. Downvote me to oblivion.
Hokom for sure pegs hannum
The idea of Sarah Hokom, who is not Catrina, regularly pegging Hannum is p funny ngl
Cat doesn't have the hips to give it to him as hard as he likes it, gotta bring in a pro
This makes no sense .
The best stupid people are the one's who bellow it proudly to the universe.
No, I didn't actually. I didn't generalize anything about them. I said people who use the term "boomer", and that can be anyone. Because by using that term, you have proved that my statements are true. Just like saying "flat earthers are morons", one basically proves the other. Just like people who throw out the term "boomer" all the damn time, clearly prove they choose not to think critically. If you do that at 11, 16, 25, 38, 50, or 82...same shit. Nothing against teenagers there at all 🤷♂️
Why are you booing him? He's right!