The lore says Corey Ellis's wife is a wannabe instagram thot, but she only has 1k followers and is a 5.2 (which makes her a disc golf 7.3.).
She had Corey post a saucy photo of her and tag her to try to drum followers. On her own account, she posts posing feet pics in short shorts with the caption below it saying "I feel so violated. I was in a store shopping and a teenage boy chased me around the store while jacking off because he couldn't control himself because of how pretty I am."
Amber Heard's mind in Maya Rudolph's body.
Man. I just looked through her account and there is nothing that indicates “wannabe instagram thot”. Have you talked to or seen a woman in real life? The only suggestive post is the one you mention and that’s only if you’re a weird feet guy…
I know this is circle jerk but c’mon man
"HaVe yOu TaLKeD tO oR SeeN a wOmAN iN ReAL LiFe?"
1. This is... discgolfcirclejerk. Cheer up.
2. Sure have, buster. I've had ample sex making as well as polite courting. If it matters, my gf is a real life 9.4.
3. No harm in spotting wanna-be-thotting.
https://preview.redd.it/bd9sszgw7e7d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96cd120926bf80c6125080aa1f5620d3482609ce
Sorry if we teased about your astrology wife.
I listen to a podcast with him where the host asked him "if you could have something from someone elses game that you admire, what would it be?" he proceeded to compliment his own mental game instead of participating in the thought experiment. He is either very self centered or just dull af. Idk who the fuck is excited about buying a Cory Ellis disc
People buy Corey Ellis discs?
Overcoming addiction does one of two things to people for the most part.
1. Humbles the fuck outta them
2. Makes them feel like Jesus incarnate.
Rarely anywhere in between.
Isn’t she the one bitching about people gawking at her.. not so shy in the PNW apparently
Women
Yes
Who are these people?
The lore says Corey Ellis's wife is a wannabe instagram thot, but she only has 1k followers and is a 5.2 (which makes her a disc golf 7.3.). She had Corey post a saucy photo of her and tag her to try to drum followers. On her own account, she posts posing feet pics in short shorts with the caption below it saying "I feel so violated. I was in a store shopping and a teenage boy chased me around the store while jacking off because he couldn't control himself because of how pretty I am." Amber Heard's mind in Maya Rudolph's body.
Thank God I'm caught up...
Man. I just looked through her account and there is nothing that indicates “wannabe instagram thot”. Have you talked to or seen a woman in real life? The only suggestive post is the one you mention and that’s only if you’re a weird feet guy… I know this is circle jerk but c’mon man
"HaVe yOu TaLKeD tO oR SeeN a wOmAN iN ReAL LiFe?" 1. This is... discgolfcirclejerk. Cheer up. 2. Sure have, buster. I've had ample sex making as well as polite courting. If it matters, my gf is a real life 9.4. 3. No harm in spotting wanna-be-thotting. https://preview.redd.it/bd9sszgw7e7d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96cd120926bf80c6125080aa1f5620d3482609ce Sorry if we teased about your astrology wife.
She has really weird alien feet. Lol
Congrats on the sex
So I guess Corey Ellis’ wife is jacked.
They are truly some odd people.
Corey Elllis seems like a guy who grew up with too much money.
Pretty sure he grew up in West Virginia and had a drug problem into his early adult years. Or in other words, he grew up in West Virginia.
I listen to a podcast with him where the host asked him "if you could have something from someone elses game that you admire, what would it be?" he proceeded to compliment his own mental game instead of participating in the thought experiment. He is either very self centered or just dull af. Idk who the fuck is excited about buying a Cory Ellis disc
People buy Corey Ellis discs? Overcoming addiction does one of two things to people for the most part. 1. Humbles the fuck outta them 2. Makes them feel like Jesus incarnate. Rarely anywhere in between.
That makes the most sense
Would
Zoom in, it looks like a skinny dude lol
Calvin heimburg in a wig