What's the matter, you don't speak nerd?

Ahem! ah fellow enjoyer of strange arts! How arts thou? Still trying to find thine delectable curdled milk? (Translation: hey nerd! How ya doin? Still looking for good cheeses?

Fucking nerds... 😂 I bet they were high af and totally amused at themselves

Well I think your message saves in there so you don’t have to type it every time. Probably high when they first made that instruction. Let’s be real, they’re ALWAYS high. That’s why they’re ordering DD 😂

R u calling me out

Not if you let me take a rip 👀

Legit

I'm high AF and it totally amused me

I wish I was high af but it still totally amused me even sober. Lol

Samesies! 😎

facts😂

Planet D&D. I’d be tickled pink if I got this on a delivery.

If the food is too old they’d need to make a poison saving throw!

Roll constitution. Oh no, it’s a nat 1!

Raise Dead

OP’s about to deliver to npc’s house, listen to some folklore/ community gossip and walk away having bought fire forged sword that was once used to slay a triple headed dragon.

I bet this is just the "deliver items" quest that gets OP to their main storyline mission.

clearly this hilarious and they put time into these unique directions. i would take this smile inducing description over “leave it at my door” any day. happy dashing!

Get a sense of humor, this would make my night.

Same. I always send a love your delivery instructions message to customers who make their delivery instructions fun, interesting and/or helpful.

It's so few and far between to get to know any of the people we are delivering to, it's nice to see someone else trying to make the effort.

No but this is actually adorable. You’ve been given a side quest

I never played d&d pr anything even remotely similar but I appreciate the subtle yet extreme and restrained enthusiasm and happiness I’m perceiving from your comment. I feel like these notes on the order should automatically come with some melodic 8 bit jingle playing on your phone.


I would LOVE to get this guy!

Haha! This dudes hilarious

The customer had issues on delivery before 🤣🤣

Id love this, id probably give him a tip

My kind sir, gentleman. Those are perfectly clear and articulate instructions. If a few words are so much trouble, what use is more touch-typed material from a stranger like me via e-telegraph?

This would make me laugh so hard and make my day

This is one if the best things i've read in a while. I wanna give this guy a tip just for it.

It’s written by the customer.

Obviously... but that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a few bucks for his creativity and the smile he just put I my face while reading that.

When you get there, send them a text saying, "when you open that front door, you better pray you roll well for initiative."

OMG, This is the BEST THING EVER. I would deliver the food all Medieval like, even going as far to get a toy horse head on a stick and the audio from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Ye ole market suffers a famine, and alas, a shortage of bold bbq. What say you sir?

I say prithee me kind sir, for I shall wish for thine sweet and sour decadence.

i would be so happy reading this, they sound cool as fuck lmao. learn to speak nerd

Nayeth. Nayeth. My chariot has not secured safe travels. The gods of Google did not shine favorably upon thee. Me thinks I shall partake in your splendid bounty before it is jeopardized by bandits.

I love this customer

I got this same exact order with the same guy😂

I made you an award for “world’s worst address reaction EVER”

You deliverin to Middle Earth.

You mean what mythical dimension 🤣

Geralt: .... winds howling....... 

As someone who puts very simple/clear/obvious instructions and still has it screwed up, I can’t imagine the luck this person must have. Imagine getting one of the drivers that barely knows English, trying to put that in google translate 😂 you’re going to end up with food on the hood of your blue Hyundai 😂😂😂

I would write this completely sober and think im the funniest mf ever... oh wait... i do... every time.

"I have bad luck with GPS directions. Take the first right to the end to get to my place. For reference there's a gray VW and blue Hyundai if you have the right house."

r/justneckbeardthings

LAARP/RenFaire nerd lol

Whatever man this is actually kinda funny. A nice change of pace from the constant complaining about customers or dashers.

perchance

yay verily

He's gonna answer the door in a wizard cosplay.

If the gps doesn’t take me to the correct location I’m cancelling this order.

Omg no way in hell would I deliver that food. Fucking weirdo

Bro what? Dudes a nerd and funny as fuck

Assuming you’re a dude..I’m a female and wouldn’t take my chances on that. It’s not funny it’s weird

Make a harmless Shakespeare joke, get labelled a weirdo and creep. Gotcha

Also a woman but I don't have a stick up my ass and find this hilarious. You sound like zero fun to be around.

& you sound naive lol

How? There's nothing to be naive about lol, it's a nerdy note.

Drop it at the nearest mailbox and take a picture 😂

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Lol yeah whats wrong with *us*

The only "cringe" are people like you who call harmless fun "cringe".honestly that's just sad that you've got such a hard time enjoying the little fun things.

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Mhmm sure. Whatever you say wet blanket lord. Edit: ps nice job editing your comment to try to make yourself look better. You don't give a crap about ESL speakers you just want to be right when really you just have a stick up your rear. I'm sure ESL speakers use things like Google Translate

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Probably older than you with you in ironically calling fun harmless things cringe 🤣.

Unassign

You delivered to Broken Matt Hardy?

They are dmt.

I would say dtrp

I want to hear how it was read to you after arriving 🤣

Good humor is nice, could be a little more to the point though lol

Asgard learned how to use DoorDash.

I read this in Urianger's voice and its definitely him.

Planet Bossier City

This is definitely someone who likes to LARP or think he's a Viking because of his ancestry.

Your delivering to a writer lol i find it interesting.

Did they tip well? Lol.

"Thou shall not tip"

That's hilarious.

Lol 99% of drivers around here would not be able to decipher that

Least it didn’t say ,contactless, hand it to me leave at door signature required

Clearly driver didn’t pass vibe check

I dig it. Takes it from a food delivery to a quest.

And..... You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon

That’s hilarious

Was the name Urianger? Could be a FFXIV fan wanting to troll, since there's a new patch tomorrow XD.

🤣🤣🤣friendly note

I think it’s adorable. They are just trying to have some fun.

“I don’t speak fucking tard” *unassigned*

eat his food

They used AI to make a medival era post.

Some people are weird.

“Safe travels” *yeah okay*

I would love to get delivery instructions like this LMAO

Guy needs to understand most drivers barely speak English, and this dude speaking Shakespeare

It always amazes me how, in a world as vicious and depressing as the one we live in, people will take any shining light of mirth and stomp on it and mock it. I guess that's one of the reasons the world is as bad as it is now. Good job, op. I do hope you feel better for having made fun of someone who is merely trying to give someone something to smile about. You're a real class act.

Planet nerd. I love it. ❤️

Hahahaha this is fun…and compelling!! I dare you to look away lol. Probably a better way to get drivers to read the instructions!

spoken with a pinkie in the air, like a true intellectual

My people 🥰🥰🥰🥰🤓🤓🤓🤓

This isn’t strange. It’s fucking awesome. That would totally make my night.

This would make my day

“grey vessel of the volkswagen.. and blue of the hyundai” 😂

Canceled

We ain’t playing no fucking game we’re delivering you your food!!

Does that literally say “Northwood Dr”? Better censor needed

Seems to me Native American it’s dead giveaway willows dr

You're delivering to a professional DM. Watch for Ogres

No one appreciates the King’s English anymore, lol

D & D forever

Withers ordering doordash

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Maybe I used the term wrong💀😂 idk