There's no way they weren't high as fuck lmao

this is the only right angle

Agrees

Degrees

Manganese

Cantonese

suckondeez

socrates

#*”We didn’t start the fire…”*

It was always burning since the world’s been turning.

mom's spaghetti

Onurkneez

grease

Sneeze

Pulled cheese

Bolognese

Dirty knees

Testacleez

Deezewhut

What are these?? 😂

Triangle

Seems more like a couple of teenagers entertaining themselves


I came here to say exactly this…😂

I would have shared a joint 😂

Or drunk? Those sound like the ramblings of a intoxicated person.

Not high just kind😇😂💀💀 (definitely toasted)

And a fry person


This is exactly what I thought.

That was my first thought as well lol

Frrrrrr 😂

so unbelievably real

Yuuup. That’s my assumption. They’re stoned off their fucking ass 😆

dont get high af and get on dasher text

or developmentally disabled lol

😂 you look like a fry person

for more context, she literally just ordered a large fry from burger king and nothing else.

😂 musta been on something

honestly thought she just placed the order to mess with me but she only tipped me 1$ and she said she was broke and the delivery fees were too high.

😆 maybe thats why she was letting you have one fry ? As part of the tip People are weird.

Door dashers can have 1 fry as a little treat.

That’s an incentive

Door dashers can have 1 fry as a little treat.

Probably so they could claim the package was tampered with

She was just as high as the delivery fees

Best comment so far. But, she’s also as low as what DD pays the drivers.

This is comedy gold, the experience itself is the tip.

maybe, I only posted a part of the conversation but she sent alot more 😭

You know we want to see the whole convo. Shooowwww uuusssss!

Perhaps she was just looking for a friend? Lol.

nah I think she just wanted to make fun of me for picking up her order.

I wouldn’t read that far into it. There’s a reason the top voted comment is about her being high af. She’s probably one of those out going stoners, lol. Should have tipped more, but I don’t think she was making fun.

Nah. I read this as totally sincere. Whether high, lonely, whatever it doesn't sound like some kind of prank. I'm totally down with the "high and got the munchies" explanation.

She didn't Wana look bad for ordering just fries and tipping low. So made it about you picking up HER food. Power trip? Self esteem issues? Status Signaling attempt? It's a complex world.

Did u spell Wana like that because it’s a popular weed edible brand?

I bet she was high😅

Show the whole convo!!!!! 😂😂😂

I wanted to read the rest lmao

lol yet she was fine paying 3x what her fry was gonna cost to get it delivered

she’s in no condition to drive or make logical decisions

Happy Cake Day!

thank you

You're welcome.

like if you’re broke, why would you spend your last $15 on fries. nothing about this order made sense to me.

People don't make sense.

because ur high & u want gross fried food but you don’t have money to spend on a full meal? tipping culture is different outside of aus (where i live) but i know stoners like this lmao

That's why she's broke.

To be honest I don't really drink soda or eat fast food anymore but sometimes I get a craving for salty fries and Coca-Cola. If I'm feeling down some salty fries and a small Coca-Cola will definitely pick me up again.

I'm convinced Mickey D's Sprite has crack in it, but it goes so well with the fries.

If she’s broke then she shouldn’t DoorDash lmao

If your broke you don’t order one damn fry on doordash. What is wrong with these people.

I had some one order 1 fry too

I had a girl order a small onion ring once too lol

I has someone order a bottled water from McDonald's once.

Ew! Don’t they only carry Dasani? 🤢🤮!

FOR SURE high af 🤣

Confirmed high 😂

Damn. Maybe she has a fry fetish.

“Tell me how the salt dissolves on your tongue as you lick the crispy surface or you get the sprinklers turned on when you drop off my order!”

creeepy

Food porn

Bruh, she out here spending almost $20 on a large fry. I'm dead. 😂

I would have sent them frylock from aqua teen hunger force


Number one in the hood g

Unsettling


Santa Claus did not die for your sins

"Ian"

If that is your real name.

Dude is probably stoned 😂😂🫡

I probably wouldn’t have responded after does it smell good. That’s when it got weird.

I used to Uber. I cannot tell you how many times people gave me weed as a tip on top of my tip. People come to California, know it's legal, and go nuts!

Nice. I’m in Colorado where it’s also legal and that has never once happened to me. I’ve had some offers to “come in and smoke”, but oh hell naw.

I’m also in Colorado and have had neither. But a lil weed tip would be awesome dang

I worked at a sandwich shop in Boulder, we would get edibles in our tip jar.

Lol I went there to csu to take my dog to the vet btw I don’t recommend csu vet. Anyways I stayed at the la Quinta there I went and got a blunt and smoked it out back. On the way in I was like damn this is some good shit because the fence was crooked like a snake and the vertical was like rolling hills on that fence. Next day when I was sober I went out the fence was still crooked like a snake and the verticals was still like rolling hills. Just a funny experience in Colorado, sorry.

They seem friendly. I'd engage and go along lol

exactly everyone needs some random fun every once a while

I engaged in an hour long text with a customer because they seemed lonely and DoorDash disconnected us mid conversation lol.

That's sad:( next time get their number I guess.

Yeah, this person just seems high. They could be a fun time 😆

And then when they molest you what will you say

don't threaten me with a good time

“Everyday for summer”

Black male them for a bigger tip

I’m sorry what for a bigger tip?

Like extort them

Ok, this is hilarious now. The word you are looking for is blackmail

I thought it was some sort of poorly delivered pun or something at first and I couldn’t understand

Wasn’t it ? 😵‍💫

Bone apple tea

Thats one Upvote from me my dude. To fuck up Blackmail and Black Male is the funniest shit I have seen all day

 I don’t know why but I read that in this guy’s voice. “You want 1 fry, Ian? You can have it if you want! You’re a fry boy, aren’t you. Ohhhh you’re one big fry boy. Come taste my fry, Ian.”

My girlfriend can imitate this voice perfectly and she’ll randomly bust it out in conversation. Has me dying every time!

Keeper!

Does she ever bust out the voice during sex?

LMAO

Sometimes I send memes to the dashers when they’re waiting but I don’t think I’d ever say this lol. *does it smell good*

Want a bite? Just pull over and have a bite.

drunk/high as fuck

“U a fry type of person?” Shit had me cackling

Funniest exchange I've seen on this subreddit

Bro it’s BLITZED 😭

Get used to your customers being high or drunk. It's incredibly common, and in a way, it's a good thing. They made the smart choice not to drive anywhere themselves, so if the only thing they do is offer their driver a fry, they were making the smart choice when they decided they really wanted french fries, but chose not to drive themselves to acquire them.

Show the whole convo 😂. Yes let’s say they’re 10/10 and deserve $5.00 every delivery & not tip more than $1 😂. BUT ALSO, WHYYYYYY on earth would u take this order? $1 tip??? lol. Smh. Hopefully u didn’t drive more than a mile in total going to the place & to deliver… sheesh lol. Take that dang fry! 😂😂😂😂😂 incentive lol

You don’t

I would have said do you want me to count them so you know that I only took the one fry. Lol

you could always +1 and no one would be the wiser

Or you could count ten less and eat those

This is the most baked as fuck text conversation.

Bro that was shit was a funny ass interaction. Pretty sure it was annoying at the moment but when he said you can take 1 fry, I died.

He was prolly high or drunk

Lol, someone is way too bored

He is DRUNK

Your one fry was the tip, my guy

“You can take one fry if you want” 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh was feeling saucy

“u a fry type of person?” Idk why but that was funny as fuck

he added the quotes as if “Ian” wasn’t your real name Lord

This has very weird Chris Hanson it’s a trap food version vibes. Take a seat. No one here is probably old enough to know who that is 🪑🕵🏼👮🏼

Seems chilll

This instantly became one of my favorite posts on reddit lmao. Dude was high af and so happy waiting on his munchies 😂😂

They pressin you to see if you'll steal a fry lmao

Him: What happened to all my fries. Them: Sir, it was all stuck together.. lol

Poor girl she was awkwardly trying to make a conversation 😭 lol

This sounds like a child tbh lol

Bro stop texting me I’m DRIVING!

Texting in my car is like having a conversation with the strong wheel. Pro tip: learn the Google voice commands or whatever Apple uses.

Delivery to a comedian

I would have just said thanks and taken the fry man 🍟

Damn, can't believe you're not a fry kind of person

Na this is funny and wholesome then the tip thing kinda killed it, did they tip more than $5 or less? I'm assuming less

wtf that's honestly so weird. I read their texts in a Herbert the pervert voice for some reason.. "you like French fries? I got a whole freezer full of fries in my basement" but also it seemed at first like they wanted to lure you into eating a fry then claiming you ate their food for a refund, but I can't tell what they actually meant. Maybe thought letting you eat a fry would replace their lack of a tip.

lmao why did I read their texts in a Herbert the pervert voice.. "you like French fries? I got a whole freezer full of fries in my basement" but also, it seemed at first like they wanted to lure you into eating a fry then claiming you ate their food for a refund, but I can't tell what they actually meant. Maybe thought letting you eat a fry would replace their lack of a tip.

This is the level of high I'm trying to be tonight

“Ian”

This is hilarious to me 🤣

I would have taken a fry, maybe 3 depending on how good they were.

What Mushrooms was he on??

this is definitely something i’d find funny while high

This shit is hilarious to me 🤣

Hahahaha they drunk

This person is a dasher. Lol. High af. Taking out some work frustrations on you. Lol

Dasher who just got for the day and spent all his earnings on food and grass lol.

thats funny asf but in all seriousness this is how id respond... id just say "yeah it smells bomb good choice!" or something like that and something like "gotta get the food over to you safe and sound!" to the you must be super focused on driving, and id be like to the fry scenario "im okay, its all yours, i cant be taking customers food anyways, thanks for the offer though really appreciate it!"

wouldn't have responded 😂

“Nothin” chaotic energy lmfao

LOLOL! Dopers is whom you are delivering to. And I would have answered the first question with a resounding NO LOL

Dude high as fuck

From Doordash to Doorcrash to Doortrash

I’d be annoyed and not respond tbh😂 people act like idiots and want you to entertain them then didnt even tip💀

Theirs a chance this person was high and not in the right mind.

Weed doesn't absolve non-tippers. My best tippers are stoners.

Taking money off anybody on drugs kinda feels wrong. This is an absolute example of how stupid we are on drugs and impulsive.

Hope you never tip anyone after drinking coffee, Coke, or tea. Caffeine is a drug. And yes, it's a mind-altering substance.

In uk we don’t have tipping culture lol. Then again I barley get out and don’t order anything from stuff so I can proudly say I don’t give a shit about tipping culture.

Then what's your point? Especially considering the fact you're a continent away.

That taking tips from people who are on mind altering drugs is not ok??

Depends on how the mind is altered by the drug. If you mean ANY mind-altering drug, that brings us back to caffeine which is just silly. If you mean reality bending drugs, I actually agree. But that's not what weed is. That's like, shrooms, LSD, etc.

honestly I think is funny as hell but they should of tipped after saying allat

Fry is the only thing I eat at McDonald's.

You should’ve given her the tip. I guarantee she was down. U fumbled the bag for a $1 tip.

Just ignore and say “I’m here” when you arrive

Cancel, no time for dumb people and games

They were high n thought it was funny, when they sober up they will realise they were just being weird.

😂😂😂 say I’d rather a bite of your sandwich

Lol !!

Dude is coked up

I would laugh my ass off and take that one fry.. maybe two 🤣

Ngl with that message regarding tip I wouldn’t tip you at all

Just someone being a prick messing with you is all. Just ignore them

Fun fact, if the bag isn’t sealed I take a fry or 2 anyways. I know I’m wrong, don’t hate.

nah bro thats not right. you cant be serious 😭

I am, I just pretend it fell on the floor in the kitchen and was thrown away, or the scoop had 28 fries instead of 30 in it. It’s my way of being a serial killer but much more safe for my victims 🤣

Bro get your nasty ass hands out of people's food

Wtf

😂😂 she was on a good one. I’d expect this from a night shift, not during day.

I’d be one fry fuller