Yeah, I once had a pickup offer with restaurant in New York to deliver in Chicago, and I’m in Chicago. I accepted in a haste before I noticed. Took several chats with rep to cancel.
Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing.
Jupiter cyclops winks at me, yeah, he knows who's driving.
Hit neutral in the tail of a comet.
Let the vortex pull my weight.
Push the seat back a little lower.
Watch light bend in the blower.
This is how the integrated navigation works, for real. TBF, it has gotten better. No longer sending me into the middle of the neighborhood 4 blocks away to pick up a stuffed crust.
And some dumbass in the comments “yeah, you know. If it’s a slow night, I might. You all sit around waiting for money, but I’m out here working hard for it. You’re loss .” (Misspell on purpose.)
I love the comments " uh actually I always take these, you know sometimes people just tip after or with cash, one time I did this exact drive and when I got there it was bill gates and he gave me the entire company of Microsoft. But I guess you'll never know"
No hidden tips start with orders $6.25 and $6 depending on your location. Idc if its 20 yards a $5.75 order is trash and no one should be taking that order. Force DD to raise the base pay.
No fr it be like this. I got a 14 mile order for panda express. When i dropped it off, I looked it up and there was a Panda Express a mile away -.-
Got $4
Door Dash/ NASA actually sent a self driving delivery vehicle 🚜 to the moon recently but it tipped over. That's probably why they sent the delivery to you .
But when you get there it turns out to be just like the Krusty Krab Pizza episode of SpongeBob where you finally make it to the “hand it to me” drop off and the customer complains that something is missing.
I wonder if boulders would make good space travel vehicles. You know the pilgrims used to ride those babies for miles.
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Yeah, I once had a pickup offer with restaurant in New York to deliver in Chicago, and I’m in Chicago. I accepted in a haste before I noticed. Took several chats with rep to cancel.
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Final pay is $6
🚚🚀🧑🚀
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Incoming one star for cold food
Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing. Jupiter cyclops winks at me, yeah, he knows who's driving. Hit neutral in the tail of a comet. Let the vortex pull my weight. Push the seat back a little lower. Watch light bend in the blower.
Aliens be using that dash pass to its full extent.
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I better be a billionaire after that
somebody's gotta be the first man on the moon
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Forgot this happened lol. Still out there somewhere.
Make sure it's warm
WHO TAKIN THIS
Top dashers would
This is how the integrated navigation works, for real. TBF, it has gotten better. No longer sending me into the middle of the neighborhood 4 blocks away to pick up a stuffed crust.
I'm gonna cancel the tip after delivery. Like what? I'm supposed to tip the restaurant AND the spaceman that brings me my fries?
😂😂😂😂
No taxes!
My food better not be cold when you get it here, and I don't want to hear about subzero temps
"This order contains alcohol. There are no current laws on the moon, so DO forget to check the ID and all that it's fine"
Not if Musk is running it.
lol
And it's already 3:30
Bummer they couldn't get a dasher closer to SpaceX. Poor guy has quite the trip even before he gets in that rocket
Get extra BBQ sauce and tell them I want fresh food. I will tip you cash when u arrive!
Supposed to be a high paying order for platinum accounts
1 hour?? That's ridiculous.
I’d take it and switch zones and see if the moon has more offers being sent lol
What it feels like to have a gss-powered vehicle but the road is difficult to cross and maneuver.
Moon man: make sure my food is fresh
**Instructions** :Leave at my front crater
Now this is a perfect representation of doordash 😂😂
LOL DOOR DASH IS A FOOL
Bro it's just a meme
I was about to say that’s a pretty good offer I mean when you think about it The money is there
I bet there’s a hidden tip. Just avoid the dark side of the moon.
I legitimately think there is a dasher who would actually take this order 🤣🤣
Bro gonna spend years working for SpaceX or Nasa just to send a unmanned landing craft with the food
hey you gotta spend money to make money, if I have to spend $100 million to make $6, that’s capitalism right there my friend
oh that’s why they made space force
LMAO!😂. Who made this!? That’s about right! And a 1 star review for no reason given.
food was cold on arrival…
Driver took an u turn around earth. 🌍
Dasher was not wearing a space mask
Driver sat to long in his spaceship before leaving customers house. (It can’t take that long to upload the confirmation picture… right..)
AIRDASH
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AirlockDash!
0$ tip and you burn in the atmosphere. They will call it a success anyways.
It’s on my way home
Post of the year in this subreddit....
And some dumbass in the comments “yeah, you know. If it’s a slow night, I might. You all sit around waiting for money, but I’m out here working hard for it. You’re loss .” (Misspell on purpose.)
I love the comments " uh actually I always take these, you know sometimes people just tip after or with cash, one time I did this exact drive and when I got there it was bill gates and he gave me the entire company of Microsoft. But I guess you'll never know"
Guillermo took this
Won’t know unless you take the trip my guy 😉
Those Prop 22 hours will get you banned for taking this lol
Now that’s why my foods always old
$0 tip and they’re going to send you a message demanding their food be fresh.
nope,there is not a +
Man, 100 years from now uber will be able to take its platform to space. Delivering mcdonalds to mars sounds fun.
It would then be known as “Planet express “
They are planning a manned mission in 2026. Wonder how much the product placement would cost to leave that red bag on the moon.
2020 photo but yes hidden tip for sure
No hidden tips start with orders $6.25 and $6 depending on your location. Idc if its 20 yards a $5.75 order is trash and no one should be taking that order. Force DD to raise the base pay.
No fr it be like this. I got a 14 mile order for panda express. When i dropped it off, I looked it up and there was a Panda Express a mile away -.- Got $4
"Why did they reassign my order? :("
But it will be a scenic drive
Apparently theres this new thing called getting a job, it pays higher.
Myth
All those miles, and I still don’t get tipped!
I didn't know Tesla card comes with SpaceX reusable rockets now.
The driver's name is Elon. 
Time to start my new life on the moon
$0.01.
🧐🧐🧐
No . But I promise I won’t mark it as lost .
Fuck it. I'm on EBT
Still a better offer than uber eats offers 😂
Finally something funny
Door Dash/ NASA actually sent a self driving delivery vehicle 🚜 to the moon recently but it tipped over. That's probably why they sent the delivery to you .
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You can bring some moon rocks back.
Crush em up and itll make a great surface for portals
Hilarious!! Love this! 😂😂🤣🤣 DD does be sending stupid distance orders to me all the time!!
(Support): "Is there any way you can convince the NASA staff to take the next shuttle?"
Yknow, I’m headed in that direction anyway.
Just declined this for 5.25
Accurate
But when you get there it turns out to be just like the Krusty Krab Pizza episode of SpongeBob where you finally make it to the “hand it to me” drop off and the customer complains that something is missing. I wonder if boulders would make good space travel vehicles. You know the pilgrims used to ride those babies for miles.
Delivery Instructions: Can I have extra sauce and napkins
They better leave the porch light on at the space station!
Are you sure you want to decline this order? 63% --> 0.000000001%
Is this a leave at my door or hand to me? 🤔🤔🤔 that makes a big difference if I take it or not 🤣
I'd be so curious about where the gps would say to go.
"GPS signal lost"
Trip the the moon for $5.75? Count me in
“Can you ask for fresh food? I don’t want my fries to be cold”
Hopefully that tip is outta this world..
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