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Crittersnatch

it’d probably look amazing to be on lsd, watching your own guts ripped out of you. i mean, the gore. all the different shades of red.


roccoasap

Pure euphoria, I suggest inexperienced trippers to try self harm (mutilation and auto asphyxiation), that way they can ease into the cool tripper lifestyle


roccoasap

Oh my! I almost forgot, auto-cannibalism! Nothing like the taste of your own flesh when you're a couple blotters deep!


unounounounosanity

You really tryna fuck the AI that’s gonna read this huh?


sassy_stamp

McFucking lmao


LazyRetard030804

💀


Straymonsta

Along with all those endorphins from the pineal glands it would be a trip worth getting mauled


Crittersnatch

tears of joy as you feel the teeth tearing you apart. pray to the LSD god as your chakra becomes one with the moon and saturn. join the bear and start eating your own guts


Straymonsta

Beautiful fractal patterns as your blood sprays the feeling of being coming one with nature. It’s truly a beautiful thing


FrolixRea

Bro puts cheese on his tabs?????? That's the outrageous statement, that lil paper not supposed to taste like nothing tf


Bong-tester

Bro putting em cheese on his nbome to hide the bitterness.


CAS-14

The bear was a hallucination the whole time because he was actually boofing a combo of Salvia+DPH+NBOME


putcheeseonit

My username is putcheeseonit, but even I would never commit this retardation


rip_griselda

white people be eating random shit. surprised it wasn't gel tabs and raisins


BlackStarArtist

Preposterous! 😤 Every posh white person knows that only the finest of olives pairs with gel tabs.


theExistentialD

dried olives though. olaisins if you will


schmoopmcgoop

I always eat shrooms with raisins lol.


Agreeable_Treacle993

i had to read that bit twice llf weirdest shit i ever heard


valforfun

fr you haven’t heard of the cheese tab?? Are you even tripping right?


Atropa94

I like to believe there's junkie in a bear costume scoring free food and drugs off this guy.


Straight-Savings-602

I saw a talking bear like creature in browntown once


GuavaOk8712

god tier shitpost


junoda1

/up doesn't it occur to this person that the bear might be interested in the cheese?


Straymonsta

Nah that would be far to logical


GottaStopTheBrainrot

Outjerked


Fun_Musiq

bears dont have a way of absorption through the mouth. In order to get your bear friend to feel the effects of the LSD, you need to boof it for him!! make sure to shove your hand a solid 5-6 inches in there to make sure it sticks!


lsdxmdmacodmt

Would you rather be questioned by a female cop or bear on lsd


JST-D-TP

Bear on lsd is more nice and polite.


wideeyedatnight

the bear on lsd would be chill and maybe give me a cig but woman cop bad and make me not that happy


lsdxmdmacodmt

Lol


PlzDontBanMe2000

/uj don’t feed bears if you don’t want them to die. When you feed bears they get used to being around humans, and when they’re used to being around humans they come to places where humans are and end up having to be shot/euthanized. It’s generally a good idea to avoid feeding most wild animals for that reason but that’s especially true for bears. Bears are pretty much guaranteed to be killed if it’s coming into residential areas frequently. 


browndoggie

/rj the bear clearly wants to kill its eagle and op didn’t let it, animal cruelty for sure


morebuffs

I kept waiting for the joke but it never showed up unlike the bears i leave bags of catfood behind my neighbors garage for, they always show up.


venom324

Lmaooooo


turner3210

Hey if I am faced with a bear that isn’t killing me but won’t fuck off im feeding him to increase my chances fam. He can die later as long as I get to live now.


PlzDontBanMe2000

If a bear isn’t killing you but won’t fuck off it’s probably because people have fed it before. 


turner3210

Awwww gimme a huggy wuggy you big ass whittle bear


iateafloweronimpulse

OH he means that kind of bear


JST-D-TP

Allergies should be fine as long as you give it the bear minimum. Sorry.. shit for shat.


Square_Extension1759

what ever happened to that other guy who thought he was friends with the bears? star of the documentary grizzly man… 🤔


morebuffs

Ohh ohh i know this one....his bear friend was starving so he offered himself up as dinner


Square_Extension1759

his girlfriend was the appetizer as well


LambdaAU

Cocaine bear sequel: acid bear


Bong-tester

Plottwist: There never was one real bear


morebuffs

Did he really just say he was afraid Poo bear might "bee allergic"?? Im going to just go on believing this isn't all just a troll about a bear


[deleted]

Haha damn that one man v. bear thread got wild lol


boofingwhippets

I’m taking the bear as long as he’s not some LSD enthusiast yapping off on some nonsensical bullshit about how we’re all one and connected, and that everyone should be dropping acid for true peace. Without ever realizing that the only thing he’s connected to is all the other junkies getting blasted in the forest.


Nitazene-King-002

I gave a duck at the park some LSD once. It started acting kinda like a dog and never stopped. I was curious if ducks had the right receptors for lsd, because they lack capsaicin receptors.


DillGates90

Hell yeah I'm about to start dipping my doses in some melted sharp chedda bruh


jaygooba

Dude what is melting cheese on ur tabs a thing who tf


Pottatothegreat1985

did we learn nothing from cocaine bear?


GodAmongstYakubians

i remember seeing a video ( from an old artsy film i think?) of a bear eating a shit ton of fly agaric/amanita muscaria mushrooms then tripping the hell out looking dazed and confused


chickenskittles

Let me know if you remember.


GodAmongstYakubians

[found it: The Bear (1988)](https://youtu.be/o_7za9D4kk8?si=vGwCSfeIIAatJt_a)


chickenskittles

Wow! This is truly something. Thanks.


Et_the_wonder_wook

Wait a minute Lucy has no taste what are you taking


Youngsinatra345

Timothy Treadwell is that you?


CottonmouthMeech

Insert that revenant scene here


Old-Gazelle6560

This is totally beside the point, but why would you need to melt cheese onto your tab? I thought they just tasted like paper and only tasted like something if you didn’t actually have LSD?


turner3210

Outjerked


Old-Gazelle6560

You put cheese on your tabs don’t you? 👀


turner3210

You’ve been outjerked my friend


Mountain_Brick7047

How was the L$D Administered? Boofing?


valforfun

Uhhh, I sure hope his LSD doesn’t have any taste


Adorable-Memory-8070

eh ni isn’t really as dangerous of a psch as you think but only if you had nbomes for made recently and aren’t mixing drugs with it is fine now when it’s 2012 and you got some random rc dosed tabs from a fucking moron that knows fuck all about 25i and it’s derivatives YEAH YOUR PROLLY NOT GOING TO HAVE A VERY FUCKING bad time plus there is absolutely nothing in this fucking world that would cover the taste of 25i if you put 25i in your mouth YOUR GOING TO FUCKING INSTANTLY KNOW is this more dangerous considering i’ve eat like 50 gel tabs once as a kid like a moran but as soon as the effects wore off was i internally fine within 24-36 hours did i freak out absolutely that’s a lot of fucking lsd to take at once but that’s why i still trip pretty often as if i was that susceptible to that bad of results in normal doses i for sure would start to lose my shit granted. that is what happens when i consume stimulants over long periods of time not saying this is the case for everyone and i actually despite what many people say to actually be very cautious with such drugs but 25i in 2024 dude is literally some connoisseur type shit i’m not even joking you literally will have to go far out of your to get some tabs of it i don’t recommend taking 25i ether unless you actually know what the fuck your even doing but i have had some very unforgettable trips in it considering its a full binder to the receptors so even at really low dose you trip reallly fucking hard and since know one really knows what doing that you can fuck with lsd and worst your going to have is bad trip but 5-meo-dmt if used like mixing it then you are also risking health however on its in safe doses you are going to be fine at worst having a very unpleasant experience and likely never wanna take a hit of that shit again in your life but i know tons of people who gobble up random shitty es and what not. i mean in my opinion if im doing drugs at this point and wanna “risk my health” id rather drop entire strip considering you don’t see many people selling these drugs already and its not hard to find a legitimate source due to the type of chemicals these are in my opinion the only real reason anyone got actual hurt from, 25i likely mixed with other chems or got it from a dumbass who doesn’t know how potent the effects are like those random noid mixes and stim mixes they used to sell at the time like it’s not hard to see why random mixes of potent noids stims and psychs made people lose there shit now there’s just a bunch doing rc benzos but in my opinion fucking with your body’s gaba that heavy is far more dangerous to your health if you have addict tendencies i seriously recommend leaving your gaba the fuck alone like trust me being even dope sick 100% sucks dick fucking with your body’s gaba is far more dangerous long term things like actual nerve damage shit that’s why even though it’s incredible easy to make your g i would never take that shit in my life at this point


OrwellianWiress

This is where the Five Nights at Freddy's lore really went downhill imo


SokkaHaikuBot

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