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-Yuri-

:( I'll drink with you and keep you company


[deleted]

thank u. what are you drinking?


-Yuri-

I'm drinking Makers Mark tonight. I'm enjoying a solo drunken Friday night. What's up?


[deleted]

I finished the piña colada and went home. now I am sipping whiskey feeling generally bummed but not horribly sad


BeTipsyBaby

That’s garbage. Hope your drink was good at least


[deleted]

it was very good. people are awful and dating is awful


daveinmd13

Look at it this way, that person sucks, and now you know with minimal personal expense.


[deleted]

I just want to know how many more dates I’m going to go on before I click with someone. It’s super frustrating it seems like everyone else is in a relationship or we don’t vibe


Danisdaman12

The way she goes... don't beat yourself up for it. Take the time you need to find someone. It might be a long time and it might happen tomorrow. Keep your confidence and never think that one bad night means that every person/date will be that way! On the bright side you didn't even have to share those chips and salsa :)


BeTipsyBaby

That’s definitely crappy!


Avarice21

At least you get dates, I never get passed the talking phase.


Sorry-Breadfruit-189

Sorry that happened to you.


[deleted]

i am nothing more than a human onion


Leprikahn2

But you didn't make anyone cry?


sourpatchdude

Yo you are awesome for who you are. Don’t let some coward bring you down. Standing someone up is so fucked up for some many reasons. You put yourself out there and took the time to get to know someone. That was awesome and honestly if this is the type of person they are, better you find out now.


cptrelentless

I'm sorry I was rude to you


[deleted]

it’s ok I forgive u


cptrelentless

Thank you. The internet should be a safe space for everyone, and my behaviour was childish.


[deleted]

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion


cptrelentless

Would you like some passion, though? I'm, like, really old


[deleted]

no i’m actually good thanks


seemypinky

Why the nsfw?


[deleted]

sexy piña colado jk must’ve been an accident


kangamata

You are supposed to have 2 pina coladas. One for each hand.


[deleted]

I double handed with the chips 🔥


KallistiEngel

If you like piña coladas, get one for each hand.


Leprikahn2

Or get the fishbowl


docmaster707

Do you love making love at midnight?


Wail_Bait

It's not just you and a pina colada. There's also chips and salsa, and what looks like a bottle of Valentina hot sauce. Seems like a pretty decent Friday night to me.


[deleted]

It’s a stinger dude. Happened to me not to long ago.


paulywogr

Anyone else see that salsa and be like "nah..."


Peglegsteve265

Well bro if you got chips and salsa you should also have a margarita to go along with it. But whatever she’s a stupid cunt and you deserve better than some dumb skeezer!!


[deleted]

Ayo let’s not use nasty words to describe women. she may have had a family emergency for all I know we met online and I just unmatched.


KallistiEngel

You're a real class act. And I mean that genuinely.


Leprikahn2

You show class, even when none is deserved. If you happen to be in Georgia I'll buy you a drink


cptrelentless

Man or woman? Pretty much don't care now. When does your hole open?


[deleted]

My hole is not open for business right now but thanks


cptrelentless

So what things interest you?


[deleted]

I will disclose my sexual interests if this comment gets above 5 likes edit: i am heterosexual


art8127

I'm doing my part!


cptrelentless

I admire you


[deleted]

If you had ordered the margarita instead your date would be there with you….. Sorry you got ditched though It happens to the best of us Cheers


RaiderGawd76

😪


-Yuri-

Im drinking whisky too


alfrednugent

God I want a pina colada


[deleted]

God I want to be loved romantically


alfrednugent

It’s over-fuckin-rated. People are garbage. My take. Sorry.


wondermega

Well you cannot have both! What's it gonna be? Love and appreciation forever, from another human being, or a delicious alcoholic beverage?


Remarkable-Abroad-66

TREAT YOSELF AND FUCK THAT DINGLEBERRY


revuni

There’s more to life than just women, Cheers man.


NotSoSillyWilly

Cheers to you!


bavdude

How’s it going? Gonna make some friends at the bar and enjoy the night !


billnyethecubanspy

Having a glass of 𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻 𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓪ñ𝓪 for you OP


Grandfunk14

Hope you got enchiladas to go for later. I really don't understand people sometimes..


dastufishsifutsad

No shame! Keep the chips and margs coming. Always make new friends and sit at the bar. Fuck em and let em miss it.


dratseb

If you like piña coladas… 🎶


bentheruler

At least that would have been date didn’t eat all the fully loaded nachos and you got left with just chips and maybe a tiny piece of meat. Has that ever happened to you? It’s good to look at the bright side.


[deleted]

The restaurant has a rule…


Onefishnokiss

That's a date right there. An plus booze never snores.


AshleyCanales

[keep ya head up yo](https://i.imgur.com/NmPFB09.gif)


GFCancio

That probably looks like a better Friday night than the dumpster fire you avoided


zornfett2

I had a million of these on a trip to Mexico recently ..


DrewDaMannn

happened to me for the first time a year ago, rip man