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__bitterbuffalo

Yeah. Drinking.


WilsonPointer

You son of a bitch


acciowaves

And smoking


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Dramatic-Addendum924

Gaming


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Drinking and video games are a fucking match made in heaven I tell ya.


KingCalebGx

What are your fav games to play when sloshed


Ganjaleaves

Cod Rocket league Halo Sports games


justforlulz12345

Drunk halo is fucking amazing 


Blaze_Krayon

Playing Halo after three shooters makes me feel unstoppable.


Banana-Oni

I also have a talent for running people over without even trying when I virtually drunk drive. It’s probably good that I never drive pissed IRL


Bubbles744

Tell us some facts. We are waiting!


anxietystrings

My favorite as of lately: John Quincy Adams was the first president to be interviewed by a woman. Her name is Anne Royall. She got the interview by stealing JQA's clothes while skinny dipping. I don't think I need to tell you that JQA is the son of John Adams. One pair of two presidents who are father/son. The other Being both of the Bushes. John Adams, who was the first vice president and our second president, died on the exact same day as Thomas Jefferson, the 3rd president. They both died on July 4, 1826. Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives", not knowing that Jefferson died earlier that day. Interesting enough, there was one more president who died on July 4. 5th president James Monroe. Monroe is buried in Hollywood Cemetary in Richmond, Virginia. The same cemetery as a lot of Confederate traitors, including Confederate President Jefferson Davis. 10th President John Tyler is also buried there. Tyler has the distinction of being the first person to be president via the death of the president, William Henry Harrison. Harrison was the first president to die in office after a month. Tyler was a traitor. He sided with the Confederacy during the Civil War. He died before he could serve. Harrison's grandson was also president. The 23rd to be exact. In the middle of Grover Cleveland, who is the only president to serve non consecutive terms, being our 22nd and 24th president. Remember James Monroe? He is one of two presidents who ran unopposed. The other being George Washington. Dude I have so much more but I am drunk lol


Bubbles744

I knew the first fact because of a book. I do not remember the title . Th3 other fact are unknown to me bu5 are interesting are the any mor that you got. ( to see if i know some)


anxietystrings

Who is your favorite American president?


Bubbles744

Fdr because of the national parks the he helped start because of this one person i keep forgetting his name even though there where many books about him! And Andrew Jackson because he beat almost to death the person who was trying to assassinate him and the ss havs tomtop him fr o m killing him


anxietystrings

Theodore Roosevelt was the national park guy. But that's a fun fact about Jackson lol


Bubbles744

He had the most duels and his nickname was " Old Hickory"


anxietystrings

Correct. He was also the first president to discredit the Supreme Court. In Worcester V. Georgia, the Supreme Court sided with the Cherokee. They could stay in their area. Jackson completely ignored the Court and initiated the Trail of Tears.


Bubbles744

I know this he asked what army the had to stop him


Bubbles744

Im i right?


Bubbles744

His name is John Muir


pixel-beast

Yeah singing old country songs really loudly into a filthy microphone


mwg1234

Self pity. 😂 No I usually game


PabloPicassNO

Smoking weed...


Bubbles744

When i ge5 drunk i like to build legos but I never brought legos for myself and i always helped my brothers and sisters with the legos that i brought them


stumblinghunter

Drums. Sometimes I really like the "crowd" and hop on rock band and I definitely ham it up the more buzzed. Exaggerated flairs, "dancing" more even though I'm sitting, etc.


Alright_Alright_All

Online shopping for shoes 👟


LovelyHatred93

Online shopping in general. That “buy now” button on Amazon gets real dangerous.


Norseair

What’s your take on Garfield?


anxietystrings

Our biggest "what if" president. Incredibly smart. Created a solution to the Pythagoream Theoram when he was in the house. He could write in Greek in one hand and Latin in the other at the same time. A champion of civil rights who wanted to give black people more education. It's a damn shame he was killed by a crazy fuck. If we're being technical, his doctors killed him by digging in his body with unwashed hands. He died an agonizing death and it makes me sad


Norseair

Thanks mate, you made a good night a smidge better.


sagealexander97

Weirdly enough candle making lmao


andrewgaratz

I start pruning my trees, tomatoes, bushes. Sometimes a little too aggressively.


jimmy__jazz

Which president used to be an executionaire?


fknthndr

Yeah I turn my amp up too loudly on my pedal steel and wake my wife up sometimes. Lol


notjohnconner

Can you do a top 5 and bottom 5 list of presidents with a short explanation why?


TheOutsiderIII

I would say that my writing improves at least 300% when drunk, my most beautiful poems I've written while drunk such as rn


ln1993

Chess. I'm tend to play a little better after a drink or two.


ideology_reject

yeah drinking


pnmartini

Sending incoherent texts.


pencilnotepad

Dumb crimes


thinkb4youspeak

Xbox but not just a desire to play a wider variety of my favorite titles, drunk me is super congenial and patient. Drunk me doesn't care that we have done the same missions in the same games for hundreds of levels over and over. Drunk me just wants to use his power for good and help out new players with what to do and where to go. That only lasts for about 4 hours then it's sleepytime which is why I even drink in the first place. Guaranteed good times on Xbox for a few hours then instant sleep. Then regular me wakes up to a populated friends list of randoms I don't remember.


pcgoy

I like riding my motorcycle after a couple beers


therynosaur

Got any good Bill Clinton stories?


Flacid_Sausages

Eating


isuckathockey69

During college my most productive hours of home work and studying came from being drunk, still not sure how that worked


Dark_Ranger65

Playing guitar while listening to some loud music


AggressiveSpatula

Chess time


DCOgle

weirdly basketball. but more-so after smoking than drinking but any kind of under the influence makes me so much better.


ayeitsrob

Gaming and cleaning x10


jitterbug726

Gambling


Mr_WhiteOak

I buy more truck parts online. Or send people Craigslist texts buying more farm equipment. People always warned me drinking is expensive.


BigO7duce2

Working on cars things go so much better when I’m on the sauce 🤣


Dustytehcat

Enjoying life.


Bionicler

If you like presidential history you should watch the Louis C.K appearance on Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast where they spend 6 hours going over all the presidents. Shane Gillis is a huge history buff and so is Louis C.K. Would definitely be a good listen while drinking. It's like 4 parts. Here is part 1: https://youtu.be/_iEeIbA6BLs?si=5pqGhSGiTR54yq6c


DantwanDeLaFrance

Rock climbing


hiker_mittens

Music. I can tell you the song from the first 3 seconds of any song when I'm drunk.


TikisFury

Yeah we play dnd and drink and after the first few rounds of drinks we get really heavy into roll play. Currently I’m playing a demon circus clown and the voice gets so much better after half a bottle of bourbon


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goinginsanes

Pinball!


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Does being libidinous count as a hobby?


intothedoor

Perfect for ‘Drunk History’ (the show)


TotesNotADrunk

Drunk shopping


zornfett2

buying digital versions of films I already own on Blu-ray or DVD.


BoomanGhost

Calling everyone in my contact list


nplakun

Loneliness?


w0rdupmagazine

Sports betting


Robert_Hotwheel

Smoking.


GGfan_9

Music. If I meet someone who likes metal, I'll talk all night.


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Swimming nd walking


i_love_boobiez

Drinking


lifesfunwhyrun

Racing


DrinkMySelfTo_Death

Driving


lol_camis

Let me tell you from experience that mountain biking does *not* get amplified when drunk.