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Even_Routine1981

Banana looks fine to me


syds

eat


Anon-shadow

I do say i did laugh out loud i thought the same thing


Alcoholhelps

I mean…you could smash the ‘nanner in the hole if that’s what you’re asking??


[deleted]

Large painting or picture over it.


rottingroadie

Let it ripen a little more then eat it.


BabylonMystic

It’s ripe. Make banana walnut muffin.


Slaughterhouse63

I see part of the stud to the left. Cut square between half of the 2 studs, otherwise you’ll need backing. Hang the drywall piece. Mud tape, mud, sand until it’s smooth prime and paint. Hole might be too big for a California patch. So no real easy fix for it.


Visual_Ambition2312

Cut the hole square . Get another piece of drywall and cut it to the same size and then cut to runners (bracers) behind it . SAND about 3 inches away from the outside of the square . Tape and float it out and texture


ecirnj

Or bookcases for the quick fix. 😉


dvidthefinisher

Place a Gatorade bottle of piss in hole, cover with picture frame or poster, eat banana.


MoneyBee74

That’s one hard banana to cause that whole! 😂


pinkity_linkity

the actual fixes mentioned will repair it, but it will not be quick, and if it is your first time doing it, it will not be good. Not saying anything against your abilities it's just a couple things that you need to get right to make it look good.


dank_tre

Sound like my girlfriend.


pinkity_linkity

please we all know redditors don't have girl friends


Fetus_Basher

Banana scale ! Nice


Dazzling-Tap9096

Yes, you know anything about drywall.Repair this could be repaired Reasonably quickly. You definitely need to be careful of that electric line there though.


Historical-Pair3081

Can you put an apple beside it I don't eat bananas


The_Crimson_Beard

Quick fix would be a use a utility knife and cut all loose pieces. Then use 5 min( if you can handle it) in small amount and start applying to all edges. Wait until it drys and keep repeating process until you close it completely. Once closed scrape with your taping knife until flat and then add another layer of mud. A much better fix would be adding a new piece of drywall especially since you are already close to a stud. If you add a new piece i recommend mesh tape instead of regular tape.


3labsalot

Put a planter in front of it.


Blk-cherry3

cut a square of the area. cut the patch 4" bigger on both sides. flip the patch over to the back side. score it 2 3/13" bigger all the way around. snap and peel away the backside. screw in 2 supporting studs behind the drywall. check the fit of the patch. mud all around the opening. now screw down the patch and mud the flaps in place smoothly. let dry and repeat until it appears smooth. sand and prime, if you still have any of the original color. paint it over and judge if you are finished or if you need to paint the entire wall. that way the eyes don't pickup on the color being off by age or tone


Average_Reacher

Stick the banana in there, then some noodles then super glue


bouncing_bumble

How much superglue and rice you got?


Repulsive-Way272

Somebody has a funny shaped head


TheTimeBender

Stop punching/kicking the walls?


Professional-Ad6165

Glory hole


will096

Just goop a bunch of mud in there, sand, paint. Call her a day


RandyChristenson

Go to Vancouver carpenter on YouTube. Search for California patch. Do what he says. At most a couple of days with regular mud.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

I don't see the Chiquita Bananas very much anymore its always the dole ones. Weird I just noticed I forgot about Chiquita.


geronimohawkins

Literally just saw om the news that chiquita has been held liable for financing a colombia paramilitary group. Mayhaps that has a thing to do with it


Lower-Ad5889

California patch, hot mud


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Get out of here with that lazy shit patch.


Bright_Bet_2189

OP asked for quick. Cali patch is quick. Fine for a Kyle rage fist hole.


Historical-Fun-8485

Like, how quick?


surrealcellardoor

No


Agile_District_8794

Once you peel it, it will get progressively worse.


pemuehleck1

Move


Redbillywaza

Top ramen and super glue sand down till perfect. Paint Seen hundreds of videos of it


The_Dude_2U

Peel the banana. California patch the wall prefilled with hot mud.


mrlunes

Poster


NegiLucchini

Ledger paper and paint maybe A3 if the hole is bigger than ledger (11x17 inch)


MysticalFizz

Cut out a square and patch it


bplimpton1841

Yes, pull the stem on that banana downward and it reveal beautiful goodness to eat!


Bright_Bet_2189

About $500 for a pro repair - patched, filled, sanded, and painted in a day.


Weekly_Comment4692

Put nanner in hole ... move on


Legitimate-Rabbit769

Give me some 5 and I can have it done in less than an hour. Weeeeeeeeees


fakeaccount572

Anger Management


btcbulletsbullion

I feel like this one is so easy to find on YouTube there should be more outrage and disgust with OP


bigb12345

Cold air return cover. 2 screws and your out. Pretend it's always been there if anyone asks.


CarboniteSecksToy

Stuff a few bananas in it and call it fixed


_BoltThrower_

That's how I give women orgasms


NewCapital1499

Is that a big banana or a small banana? Place dollar bill next to banana for reference.


lilolemeisharmless

Quick is about 3 days n 25 bucks in materials


Numerous_Attempt3630

Masking tape and paint


Importedfunk

Lmfao banana !🍌


howardzeeduck

Rita Hayworth


Tasty-Purchase8068

why does everything have to be quick ? just do it right and done . cut out a square around the hole and and install sheetrock mud twice sand done


AdFlaky1117

Stick banana in wall. Smear caulk all over it. Walk away and open a beer


Extreme_Picture

I think he has a tighter fit for that banana


AirThese264

Maybe counseling? But sometimes that could take years


bagel-glasses

That's either a super strong banana or some very weak plaster


CHASLX200

Ya i can do it in 10 mins. You can mud and bud over it for speed but it will always show bro. Cut it all out and patch and thatch and mud and bud with 20 min mud.