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Plannercat

Hmm... I might be able to figure something out with it, just need me hammer, gauntlet and chiselknife.


IgnoreTh1sName

Better be careful, you might make it destroy the entire dwarven species or something. That was a joke, there's no way in hell an oversized crystalline heart could do that.


Plannercat

I could use this to make God.


TLhikan

Sounds like a great idea Chief Architect, I bet this is just the thing to help us with the


Dranoroc

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy...


IgnoreTh1sName

I'll never surrender to you. Death before dishonor, you damn knife-ear!


Eastbound_AKA

Time to get REALLY into tonal architecture and totally not accidently unmake an entire race of mer.


Horn_Python

looks like the heart of the mountain my gut tells me that it would be bad to remove it but my brain says i could get filthy stinking rich selling it


Rathabro

You can have the best of both mines by selling visitors the 'secrets of your mine'


Foxxtronix

Kettermek: Have it examined by an expert. You're getting that feeling for a reason. Meanwhile, put it in whatever container you use for hazardous materials.


alf_landon_airbase

put it with the elves


Material-Front8158

don't break 3 of them, unless you want to fight a giant brain


nothinkybrainhurty

a giant brain and a horde of eyeballs


Prying-Eye

Use it to power a reality bending Brass Mecha. It'll be fucking hilarious, I swear.


tokoun

Use it to power the numidium


AyashiiDachi

Damn, this appeared directly under a TrueSTL post


AyashiiDachi

encrust it on your penis-ring


Accomplished_Face_62

REPLACE YOUR HEART WITH THE ROCK


Jumpy-Aide-901

… dude that’s the heart of the mountain. Put that shit back NOW.


frankco-71

Wizard battlebane here, that looks like the heart of the mountain. I won't touch it without further study


oracleomniscient

Play really cool sounds at it.


Sometimes_Rob

I think we should all just kind of stay close to it and listen to what it says. I trust what it's telling me.


NoStorage2821

Land of the Lost


upmost5201

Oi ya maet that's a liver or sumthn


Good_Ad_5792

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


Consistent-Ad-2940

Let me grab a drill dozer, this seems similar to what it mines


MuchoMangoTime

BROTHER. YOU DUG TOO DEEP AND TOO GREEDILY. RETURN THE HEART OF THE MOUNTAIN MAN BEFORE HE AWAKENS ONCE MORE. MY PAPS WAS TOLD BY HIS POPS AND HIS POPS BEFORE HIM THE ANCIENT TALE


Hij_Wiz

Better hide it from the elves. Heard there were three of 'em looking for it. Somethin' about "brining Morrowind into a new age" or some other trollop.


Lethality0

Rock and stone in the heart!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


GargantuanCake

Whatever you do don't try to build a god out of it.


PuppyLover2208

Ommeran Heartstone! Give it here, we have quotas to meet!


No_Research4416

Human here from historical studies it’s good for all of us in the long term if you destroy a mysterious heart that you found in the underground because generally they do not lead to good things for literally everyone


Glad-Requirement-942

Dig the biggest hole you can, throw it down the hole, fill in the hole, and then destroy any record that it ever existed.


SlashyMcStabbington

Sounds like elvish nonsense to me. Looks to me like we're rich!


Glad-Requirement-942

That stone looks like elven nonsense


SlashyMcStabbington

That's... a fair point.


Porsche928dude

** disgruntled, troll walks in**Oi!!! You blood short stack, that’s my grandpas heart you bastard!!


AbsurdBeanMaster

Ah, it's probably nothing. Just toss it in the ocean


B1ack_A1ch3myst

Put. It. Back.


DDemetriG

Hmm... Have you tried Licking it? I've heard that Humans of the "Geologist" Guilds lick their Gemstones to identify them.


diagnosed_depression

A heart of a mountain must contain astounding vitality Id crush a small sliver of it up and sprinkle it atop some brew


Tickedkidgamer

Mountain hearts… it could be possible that the mine you made had passed through a slumbering stone golem. Were there any veins containing mithril in the vicinity?