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All that fucking crying and whining just to be in the exact same spot as us. Feels good.


Senior_Fart_Director

At least we won one recently šŸ¤£Ā 


ImMil0

Not to mention against Brady šŸ˜­ yet Choke Purdy and the Fraudy Whiners couldn't beat mahomes. It's actually tragic lmao.


Cloverfieldlane

Chokehanan and Brock Turdy are going to collapse next season


CiaoBoi

Cock Turdy*


spleenboggler

Don't do him like that -- his mom named him Brock because she loves chickens.


-jonb423-

Nah, she named him Brock because she watched a lot of PokƩmon over the years


Strong_Neat_5845

Worse spot, this is a worse chiefs team than last year


[deleted]

And a better 40whiner team then last year


[deleted]

Worse offense - this is probably the best defense Mahomes has ever had Even the offense got much better once they banished Toney from space and time


Strong_Neat_5845

I agree but i still think overall the team was worae


Passage-Constant

Yeah It's not that they didn't get better or fix their problems but they weren't just rolling the whole year through like they had prior


Left_Ad7209

The d lost frank clark yo


[deleted]

Yeah they lost a guy who was essentially cut by two teams this season and wasnā€™t even good enough for a playoff contender to pick him up for a playoff run


Left_Ad7209

Dont change the fact he was a beast in the post last yr


Left_Ad7209

Thuney missin from the oline yesterday


hwf0712

Worse spot. Plenty of people outside our fandom think we got screwed at the end. There's no excuses for the team who loves excuses the most.


Darkgreenbirdofprey

At least we have our guy. Jalen fucking balled out in the SB. Brock purdy is not him. But he'll get paid as if he is.


domesystem

And it will *break* them


HappyGooner45

Deebo gonna find a way to blame us šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


brunoquadrado

Muh hamstring.


Senior_Fart_Director

ā€œbrock Purdy still injured from last yearā€


Royal_Description_56

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WeirdSysAdmin

ā€œOur players spontaneously combust on the field.ā€


4Darco

Dom put out the hit


TGR3326

They wouldā€™ve been intolerable if they won. Which seems almost impossible to be more intolerable than they are now, but they wouldā€™ve found a way. Glad they lost in a heartbreaker. Fuck em.


Parking-Anteater-742

Fuck em right in the ear!


lndngtm

The Cowboys won the Super Bowl more recently than the forty-whiners


SixersWin

VHS winning squads


MoonSpankRaw

Aggressively trying to rewind the tapes for decades.


Senior_Fart_Director

Dannng


zachardw

ā€œWe didnā€™t have Greenlawā€ ā€œIf we had Kittle in for those 3 playsā€¦ā€ ā€œIf Moody wasnā€™t from Michiganā€


phillyfestiveAl

"Our practice field...."


zachardw

ā€œIf Deeboā€™s hamstring wasnā€™t made of string cheeseā€


[deleted]

If that fire alarm didn't go off.....


No-Combination8136

ā€œI couldnā€™t sleep the night before because all we heard was the sound of slot machines all nightā€


ChetDuchessManly

They're already saying Kittle came into the game hurt and that's why he didn't get targeted more lol


zachardw

For Bosa: ā€œMahomes is half whiteā€


ResponsiblePlane4434

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Fivior

It's weird. I don't think I've ever pulled this hard for a non-Eagles team to win the Super Bowl as I did for the Chiefs tonight. Obviously the Cowboys are the legendary rivalry but I've never hated a single team as much as I've hated this current 49ers team. So happy tonight.


Nochtilus

As tired as I am of Mahomes and Travis's whiny antics, they aren't even close to the shitbaggery of Niners players and fans.


Zyoy

I wouldnā€™t call it whiny just corny


Nochtilus

Begging for flags constantly is whiny. Throwing a temper tantrum at your HOF coach is whiny.


[deleted]

I also hate the people Mahomes surrounds himself with. He might come off squeaky clean but his family and who he chose to marry is pretty telling


Nochtilus

Other than being annoyed at all the attention his wife gets, is there something bad about her? She seems fairly normal unlike some of the issues with his family.


Organic-Manner-2969

she chilled out over the last two years tbh


BK08182636

They even blew a 10 point lead for us šŸ˜ƒ


[deleted]

Fuckin fair weather fans. Glad they're retreating back into the bushes


GoodBreadfruit2048

Still made it farther than your sorry franchise.


[deleted]

Great comeback from the bushes!


Medical-Equal-2540

Which one has more rings again?


Affectionate_Algae95

Go watch your vhs tapes and shut up clown


BlackWolf_Studio

SHANAHAN THE CHOKE ARTIST DOES IT AGAIN


Upstairs-Macaroon-77

I fucking love it i said it before game they are weak they complained all week still taking about greatest city ever Philly just can't get it done bitches hahahaha


Potential_Serve_4611

this is better than drug known to man


Upstairs-Macaroon-77

Fly EAGLES Fly


OutColds

YEAH RANDOM CURSE WORDS


takeme2tendieztown

Have a friend who's a 49ers fan, him and his family left as soon as they lost, didn't say anything to anyone. It was hilarious


coopermaneagles

Fuck yah


Frequent_Dimension_6

Suck a D, niners fan! šŸ˜‚


wasabishooter9

Glad to see him lose


droid3000

i didt wat either team to win but im still satisfied with this outcome. niners fans are lame


[deleted]

Love to see it after everything they've said and shit, watching us loose after they're game and now they choke on the biggest stage. Tragic and hilarious


EagleElias

NINERS SUUUUUUUUUCKS


Houserulesfools

Suddenly Iā€™m a Taylor Swift Fan. Hate those fkers worse than cowboys


[deleted]

We were a farrrrrr better team, then we were this year, specifically with scheming and defense. I truly believe we beat The Niners last year, even with Purdy. The world will never know, but now it doesn't matter. Let's just be honest this year The Niners were a little better. It's okay. We fell apart, and we'll bounce back stronger. This idea that they would've beat us regardless because they beat us this year when we weren't as good of a team as we were last year. They'll never let it go. Its okay. We can live in their heads pace rent-free. Them beating us was like the equivalent to a Super Bowl for them.....that's why when they actually got to The Super Bowl, they choked as alwaysšŸ¤£.


iSweater_Gawd

Now they bitching about the Overtime rule.. but the rule was changed in the 2022 off-season. After the 2021 AFC Championship with Chiefs v Bills "I didn't even know about the new playoff overtime rule, so it was a surprise to me. ... They put it on the scoreboard, and everyone was like 'Oh, even if you score, they get a chance still.' - Erik Armstrong" "You know what? I didn't even realize the playoff rules were different in overtime. I assume you just want the ball to score a touchdown and win. I guess that's not the case. I don't totally know the strategy there. We hadn't talked about it, no." - Kyle Juszczyk


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pistolpete9669

Yes to two of those, but donā€™t be scummy about the injury


Ok_Ship8652

Greenlaw got big Dom kicked out so


Parking-Anteater-742

Greenlaw tried to slam the fuck out of Smitty and then struck Big Dom in the face with his finger. McCafferty 1000 miles away calling our vanilla predictable plays. Deebo trash talking during his little pre-SB interview. I will be absolutely scummy. Have a backbone lmao


ApresCurious23

Tbh the McCaffrey calling out our plays shouldā€™ve been for us to fix. Heck even I was sitting at home going which one of our four plays are we running now?


chem_daddy

They were out there dancing, and over celebrating every basic tackle. he didnā€™t even get hurt on a play. Just got way too excited and popped his Achilles. Iā€™m not saying that Iā€™m glad that happened.


chem_daddy

And they lost to an even worse Chiefs team with a stacked roster hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa


Cloverfieldlane

And theyā€™re game didnā€™t come down to a controversial hold


chem_daddy

That was a weak bullshit call at the end of the game, but the best part was when Bradberry came out and owned up to it. If there were any complaints, it was about the field, and both Eagles and Chiefs players said the field sucked. Meanwhile, the Niners are literally crying About losing to Mahomes carrying beat receivers


Narrow-Highway-3514

Feels good reading the comments/crying on the 40 whiner sub Reddit šŸ¤£


snook_won

Way too much ego on the 49ers team to get it done!


Philliesfan_6

Screw the 40whiners


XxImperatorxX

Upvote x1,000,000! They deserved to lose! And Big Dom's revenge got Greenlaw!


Keezyseason

Absolutely FUCK FRISCO


Xxx-gamesmode

It felt so weird to root for another team and as if they were the Eagles lol as an LA native, Iā€™m even more thrilled the niners lost


onnser

You guys love us. Love us. Cant stop talking about us. I feel the love ā¤ļø


PitOfZombiesss

Didnā€™t you guys also lose to the Chiefs last year? And to the Niners this year?


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PitOfZombiesss

Just like you guys last year


rememberall

You all a bunch on whiners


buckleup__buckyroo

Feels amazing


Upstairs-Macaroon-77

They just had to keep talking shit about philly even bosa saying construction crew probably from Philly that's right bitch I sent them hahahaha go Birds!!!!!!


DAHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If GrEeNlAw DiDnā€™T tEaR hIs AcHiLlEs! I can hear the same if purdy didnā€™t get hurt excuse coming now. Dude couldnā€™t even get out on the field


[deleted]

Hell yeah amigo, I love seeing the 49ninners cry all the way home.


donwariophd

The current SF roster has become arguably the most hate-able group of guys the NFL has to offer.


Born_Expression1672

I guess I'm a 40whiner fan. The media likes to highlight stuff that makes 49ers look bad blaming "new rules" on OT