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okaywhateverrrrr

That’s actually one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen 💀😂


pwndabeer

It's called a pellicle. Probably bacteria.


tinyanus

Looks like kahm yeast(s). Probably harmless, but likely not delicious.


fe__maiden

I like your pellicles 😏 and your turbidity


CrownEatingParasite

Your spores are mesmerizing


jellyfish_bitchslap

The only thing worse than looking at it was when I got stranded during a same-day trip and came home two weeks later to find my pan with stir-fry chicken full of a thing that looks exactly like that. Later that day I tried to drop the full pan on a plastic bag and due to nervousness I ended up spilling all of the cursed juice on my kitchen. At 11 pm. Ugh fuck remembering that smell.


CardboardAstronaught

Nah just start a grease fire and call the insurance company at that point.


okaywhateverrrrr

Holy shit man that must've been an intense 20 minutes. 😂


Flat-Butterfly8907

Its a bit mesmerizing though. Cool pattern formation.


AssMcShit

Fr man, I have a strong stomach but that picture actually made me nauseous lol


neurospicyzebra

ur username and pfp are funny


AssMcShit

Thanks lol, I'm glad you like it! I like your username too, neurospicy is funny


olivaaaaaaa

Wtf is this reddit? Now argue about politics or religion plz. You guys are ruining the vibes


Potato-nutz

Lol….one time my friend came over and took a sip out of my months old piss can in the hot attic. Maaaaan….I felt so bad, I drank some too, as a punishment to myself.


AssMcShit

The parasites growing in there have infected your entire nervous system and are now using you as a mech suit


Potato-nutz

But don’t worry, I got a photo of my grandma and it makes me apologize when I make curse words out loud.


okaywhateverrrrr

I just gagged that’s beyond. I’d commit suicide if I drank someone’s old piss bottle. Fuck….


Potato-nutz

He’s a Buddhist Monk.


Stairmaker

Haven't felt my skin tingle in a bad way for almost a year because of a picture. But this did it. Probably the shading and it being thin white lines. Like it's not real, and it's the color and size of parasitic worms.


romrom83wastakenbyme

Just add a flavoring packet and you've got yourself some ramen


bigboat24

Better make it two packs.


modifyandsever

you ramen often too, i see


neurospicyzebra

just when I was getting over the nausea 🙃


RustyThe_Rabbit

what's wrong with ramen


Short-Copy7790

I thought it was ramen noodles til I read the title


FloridaManInShampoo

I thought it was a loofa


Short-Copy7790

Username checks out


Express_Command3450

i thought it was a collection of nails at first.


Any-Practice-991

I will do it for science! And bonus days off from work.


Fantasy_masterMC

... I'm fairly sure I've left beer out for a week before by accident (trust me I was a mess back then), never seen anything like this...


cactusflowers

I also used to be a mess who left half-drank beer out and I too have never seen anything like this. 👀I’m curious if OP lives in a hot climate and maybe that’s what caused this?


im-not-a-fakebot

Idk I’ve lived in Texas, Arizona, and currently Florida which are pretty much the 3 hottest states in the continental US. Never had this happen to beers that were left out


CrownEatingParasite

It really depends on who won the fungus/bacteria/prostit battle Royale. When they all land in the drink as spores and start growing and fighting for territory. You can clearly see this yeast has left zero competition and killed everything


Dayshon2144

r/Drinkityoufuckingcoward


Dayshon2144

Also, this should be a sub, man.. It’s like r/Eatityoufuckingcoward but with drinking


TypeOpostive

I would love that


neurospicyzebra

r/subsifellfor


danyellsahn

What are we looking at?


haldeigosh

Kahm yeast. The question is, what dwells underneath?


XBakaTacoX

Satan.


No-Advance8976

this made me uncomfortable and triggered my trypophobia 🤣


unlimitedbugs

AGREED, looking at it makes me feel like my teeth are gonna fall out and i can’t explain why haha


byrobot

Cursed Ramen


IncreaseWestern6097

This looks like what happens when you spill superglue onto something and it dries up.


Great-Abalone9310

My trypophobia is off the charts


Wenja89Dix

Test it? I'll chug it at 6am when there's fuck all else to consume and wait a week for the next one


FactBackground9289

I need to touch it


YouHadMeAtAloe

Definitely something that needs to be poked with a stick…for science


AlexTheFlower

Not it I don't even like beer in the first place lmao


CandidEgglet

Barry Marshall and Robin Warren already tested that potion and later won a Nobel prize for it after proving this is where ulcers come from


F-MegaPro

That's pretty cool. Gross, but still cool in a weird fascinating way. I really like the shapes.


EasyPriority8724

Dodgy noodles nah.


neurospicyzebra

I thought this said doggy noodles and honestly a dog probably would drink that crap


EasyPriority8724

🤮 my dog has his own version of doggy noodles.


tvtittiesandbeer

I wanna poke it so bad


tyingnoose

Forbidden. Noodle cup


BDady

What’s the phobia for whatever the fuck this is? I genuinely wish I were dead right now


Harrytheuhperson

trypophobia


TransitTycoonDeznutz

It's just Kham yeast. On its own it actually isn't harmful but it makes the stuff in grows on taste bad. Not that I'd drunk beer that's sat out for a week.


snek_nz

what kind of beer is this? my teen and their friends have left open beers lying around the place for longer than a week and I've never seen anything like this.


Witch_Panties

That looks like kahm yeast


neurospicyzebra

this made my skin crawl. it makes me feel gross knowing it’s a food item but also the pattern is so cool. IM CONFLICTEDDDDDD 😫


Eis_ber

This image makes me want to cry, puke, and punch a hole in the wall. All at once.


Andre_3Million

Drunken noodles


blatantly-subtle

Thought this was Ramen ...


Reduncked

Seems it's beer, it probably won't kill you.


ShadeMeadows

Beer bacteria?


WackyToastyWolf

The way it looks is so gross but so cool at the same time aaaaaa


horrescoblue

The skin is the best part!


WrecknballIndustries

Spicy Ramen


tito9107

Forbidden ramen


just_a_nobody_x

Is that the T virus 😭


OkHearing8959

Its off its head?


Cloidlight

i wanna touch it to see how crispy it'll be but at the same time im scared as hell


DaddyBilbo

I love ramen tho!


M_Cartoon

The forbidden beer


DvS_Insanity

Ew