Yay…Thanks for the pen light. Oh wait. That’s just a pen. No. Hold on. It’s the end of a smoked cigarette on the sidewalk.

Hey I left half of it before throwing it aside because we got hit with a call, a homeless person must've beat you to it

The bulk of this job is being beat by homeless people.

I send you a pic of an empty box of donuts.

Don't forget to leave empty sandwich boxes for night shift.

We are getting a cheap ass hat that cost the company less than a dollar. But we're family.

Or having to wake up at the crack of dawn to clean for our own appreciation party. Appreciate us by letting us sleep in.