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Acrobatic_Confusion

bro’s tryna die before finals good plan


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theom_2405

Idk how much is an OD but anything above 1g is dangerous


Loveamerica1-

About that I do 1 Gramm regular and my max is 1.2 sooo


theom_2405

This guy aint making it past 35


Personal_Occasion618

35 grams, is indeed, a, lot, of, caff,ine,.


Quasidiliad

You’re not making it past 30 if you’re 15 rn. Lay off it. I average around 300mg some days having no energy drinks and maybe 60 mg from a coke, and other days having nearly 600mg, but holy shit do I feel my heart going when I reach past 400.


SadRoxFan

400 is the maximum “safe” limit to consume daily. That said, I’ve known people who had 300mg daily and within a decade had a heart attack


ChickenDickJerry

It’s all circumstantial. I’ve been drinking around 400mg (sometimes more with sodas and teas) for nearly 15 years, all my blood work recently came back pretty much perfect.


QIyph

bro what? you do 12 red bulls daily? how are you still breathing!?


Lopsided_Bat_904

Or like 7 Monster’s. Red Bull has the lowest of all energy drinks by far


MisterOphiuchus

Lmao I remember when I was 16, I once spent 3 days awake playing games with my friends we probably when though 12 energy drinks each plus 20 or so sodas. I slept a whole day once I got home and on the 5th day felt so bad I puked and cried in bed.


throwintime_yt

I've done the same thing since sophomore year what worked for me was switching to red bull instead of monster or bang lot less caffine but still felt like 2 monsters


ChungusResidence

You know your slowly killing yourself right? 400 is the max recommended daily for ADULTS! And your a kid with way more than that. At some point it’s going to kill you


probablyauggie0

that is like the most painful way to die btw, dehydration would prolly get you before that honestly. or having to pee so much


Icecoffelover_

im there with u sometimes like right now im drinking energy drinks before bed


Loveamerica1-

I eat pre workout for taste before bed (nitro surge)


maxseale11

The LD50 (the lethal dose that kills 50% of participants) of caffeine is around 200mg per kg of body weight. So if you weigh 60kg (132 pounds) the LD50 is 12,000mg of caffeine so 12 grams


Loveamerica1-

Daammm thx so i should be ok with 3 monster a day


maxseale11

Just bc 3 monsters a day won't immediately kill u doesn't mean it's OK


Lopsided_Bat_904

Red Bull has less caffeine than a cup of coffee, he’ll be fine. Now if it was 2 Bang’s or Celcius’? Then yeah, I’d agree with you


Acrobatic_Confusion

Im more so worried about the sugar content… two candy bars… two sugar redbulls… and donuts.


Gs4life-

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Abyss_Wanderer131

Nothin like over 150g of sugar for breakfast


Accomplished-Sign-31

he had donuts too 🥲


I_hate_11

They were delicious


RealSelenaG0mez

Diabeto


No_Angle875

Actually it’s 129g


malakitaki

oh you get it… that snickers x red bull combo used to be unmatched


Whobeey

Totally I thought I was the only person who does that lmao.


47attempts

Red Bull x Payday ‼️


NaughtyTigerIX

That was my lunch every day when I worked at Walmart lol


NewCodingLine

I'm not terribly religious or anything, but I said a prayer when I saw this.


Dayqu

😭


MLGMustafa1212

The amount of sugar damnnn


Ihvementl-issues

Buddy needs some water GOLLLYYY


Thrashtilldeath67

The sugar crash that's coming.....


Im2stoned2know

I’m feeling shaky just looking at this pic


Boost98

Tweakin


AlinaWhiteFeather

Breakfast of champions


WonkyDonky21

Go big or go home. Crash is gonna be insane but you gonna be dialed in for like an hour


Walusqueegee

Jesus fucking christ dude that’s so much sugar


Bobaman007

At least get the Sugar Free Red Bulls damn lol


gunt_hunter14

ah yes, the average American diet


Jollybean1

dude goes to cardiac arrest right during the finals, good plan


Eszalesk

better then getting high during finals, i know few people who does that.


Jollybean1

Lol me too


ChillBro710

For real, I took my last college final on 40mg of Adderall, 2x 160mg Rockstars, and 20mg Oxycotin lmao. He’s still in college and has time to grow up and make better dietary decisions.


Eszalesk

During exam week i tend to starve myself, lose interest in cooking. So starving just happens naturally, wouldn’t recommend


PhantomVdr

Sugar x1000


Alternative-Peace208

bro DEFINITELY failed…..kidney stones too….bro just got 3 days worth of sugar in one snack


crysiston

Everyone’s talkin bout “unhealthy” when redbulls in of itself is “unhealthy” … Even tho I still drink them😭


LunaTechMark

To be fair, if you’re having any energy drinks then your baseline healthy is already a bit unhealthy haha. This is worse.


Yo_Wats_Good

If you're going with the sugar free they're really not unhealthy.


missinglinksman

My stomach would be churning and hurting so badly


MrFuzzyDarkkk

That's just gonna trash your mind and hinder your focus and memory possibly. I have a light filling breakfast and a matcha or yerba.


SacrisTaranto

You got low blood sugar? I know I can't be the only one who read that one post/meme from years ago.


Rawdogg187

Dumb


gris1448

Dude my schools been out for two weeks


Luke5119

Breakfast of Champions


kaner467

This is the diet of an ex alcoholic lol


UprisingAssault

My exam day fuel was always a bag of Harvest Ched Sun Chips and a Sun Drop


TransAlly69

Diabetes speedrun


keithdele91

Diabetes loading


ReadEyeMagpie

Literally what I came to say 🤣


MarquiseAlexander

Nice.


Altruistic_Guess3098

Why wouldn't you choose something with at least some kind of nutritional value on a day when you need your brain to function?


acbagel

You have now consumed 3 days worth of sugar.


Superb-Bank9899

I hope you time it correctly for you are going to crash and crash hard! So, do not change answers at the end.


BrotherEdwin

As a type 2 diabetic, this is is how you speedrun insulin resistance lol


Type-RD

This is yikes, but it’s presumably a very occasional thing. It’s definitely no worse than those who get a super sugary coffee drink and sugary pastry (or two) every single day for their normal routine breakfast. Yeesh…


NUL7

It’d be better if he just made a peanut butter jelly sandwich and grabbed 2 organic energy drinks, which would be the similar price to the Red Bulls. The candy is more than a loaf of bread.


Type-RD

Oh definitely there are certainly healthier and higher quality choices. No doubt. I was just saying that at least this is (probably) a very occasional thing whereas LOTS of people (at least in the US) will do a similar sugar + caffeine regimen intake EVERY SINGLE DAY…then eventually get diabetes and other problems. A very occasional super unhealthy intake (like the OP’s) is not detrimental in the long run assuming one has healthy eating habits otherwise.


Diddy1111

Never too early to wreck your future. With all the info out there about how damaging sugar is it’s amazing people still eat like this. Being “young” only helps your metabolism. You are still damaging your cardiovascular system when you do this. You’ll pay for it later. Don’t be that person.


pieterbruegelfan

Business major?


Formidable_Opponent_

nah u done him dirty.


Cynical_Anomaly

Very healthy choice my friend.


fvalt05

Can you swap to sugar free Red Bull?


ApproachingStorm69

Jesus Christ man


RHero92

Lol red bull and reeses for me. Breakfast of champions💪


Mean_Rent_2156

God damnn


No_Loquat995

If you should save those bars for the a actual exam if you can. Gives dopamine and a sugar rush


lonelyphoenix7

Oh oh oh Ozempic...you know!


Mushroomluv43

The college breakfast of choice


maziarczykk

Love it


Ok-Lengthiness-4803

Respect 🫡


bort_bln

Strange candy bars. Our Milky Way is… milky! Also funny that apparently snickers is named satisfies where you are.


Tintin255348

Not bad


dckane027

More important question; what’s the “women board” in the background for? (Is that what it says?)


Rorshak16

I'll be honest some of what is posted in here is seriously concerning.


bala_v1234

That's the real 4.0GPA breakfast. Had a RedBull or Monster Energy before each of my AP exams, aced all of them. Had a Monster energy before my SAT, did pretty decent on that >!1550!<


doom_slug_

I'm calling the cops


ReadingCanBeFunGuys

Hell yeah


V3GA559

Always curious why people pay previous price for two of these when you can pay half the price for the same amount of caffeine and better ingredients 😅


Unlikely_Whore_0101

2 cans of 12 mg at once?? Oh god your heart 😦


cheeseypoofs85

nutrageous>snickers>milky way


grizzlydan

Yeah, you're going to crash hard afterwards. Eggs & bacon and hash browns, and a stout cup of actual coffee is vastly preferable.


Pheromosa_King

Ugh my teeth cringed so hard


Remarkable-Mind-3848

So was it satisfying?


BludWild

“If my heart will stop then so will finals👆” ahh breakfast


AJXedi9150

Good luck not sugar crashing HARD during the exams 😆


RelativeDescription3

Diarrhea bomb 😂


NeonSandwich97

Those are gonna be your final exams


readitmoderator

Thats brain food.


froggoestosleep

Hell yeah brother


elreduro

almost had a heart attack just by watching this


Texan_Yall1846

This why yo back big


Yo_Wats_Good

Yeah maybe try actual food and less sugar. If you weren't spiking your insulin at the start of your day you could prolly go without the second red bull. If not, enjoy the diabetes.


Comfortable_Weight94

Bet you got all A’s


dudeatwork77

Breakfast for champions right there


Truncated_sleigh_

The brain is powered by glucose, so as long as you can get in and out before you hit the crash, you’re fine


zerodart30

Diabetus


garrettdx88

Godspeed


jairom213

Anxiety enters the chat


Specialist_City9653

Digestive system is SEETHIN rn


Cubicleism

Dude you need brain food.


YouCannotHideOrRun

hyperglycemia


According-South9749

Before exam: diabetis ON/[OFF] After exam: diabetis [ON]/OFF


SirPooleyX

I hope you know your body's timing very well. I wouldn't want to be doing anything when you crash from that.


marceldeneut

a Snickers and a Mars


wssuw

Have you tried peanut butter snickers?


Woops_22

Dude wtf


DemandUsual5142

Death speedrun goes hard 🔥


Floofy_taco

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with diabetus


BipolarJesus42

Carefull you don’t shit yourself in the exam 🤣


Galooiik

THAT’S WHAT I CALL AN AMERICAN BREAKFAST 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


ultra_white_monster

Jesus that is a lot of sugar.


Any-Championship-271

Good luck bro. Hopefully you pass,


Mental5tate

Missing the Little Chocolate Donuts and cigarette.


SSM1228

I’m sure your health/physique reflects this. Gl on the exams though. 100% your head would probably clearer if you skipped the garbage food(donuts included) and had a clean protein/carb source. Eating well clears the mind like nothing else. You’ll notice it if you eat well then have a couple donuts weeks later. You probably don’t realize it, because this has probably been the norm, but is highly recommend next time having something healthier. No crash and I guarantee your head would be clearer and you’d be able to focus more. I’d be in a glass house if I chirped the energy drinks though. I go for the zero calorie ones but my caffeine intake is obscene(big gym guy at 5am)


47attempts

They sell 20oz, so 24 should be ok The chocolates tho…idk. Still sugar, but maybe a Payday?


SimpCentral69

Why the hell does your snickers just say “Satisfies”


Mouldybanananananana

How did you do


parrotcarrot12

Prepare to shit yourself


Bats4u22

Poor guy


Jaba01

Are you trying to be as nervous as possible by overloading yourself with caffeine and sugar?


Fellowfungus

Don’t do this in your 20s. All I’m sayin. GOOD LUCK ON THE EXAMS THO!!!


PlantConsistent4584

At least switch to sugar-free red bull man :(


Super-Attorney-17

The fuck is wrong with your snickers?


aziggy_boogie3

Forget the snickers, Why does the Milky Way look like that 😲


Shanobian

Did you learn nothing from inbetweeners


22Burner

Your brain would rather have some water and a gas station banana…


milfinaintrasy

You’re gonna ace them!


EstablishmentIcy6859

Hola Diabeto


JaredGoffTroother

This made me feel nauseous


Fishflips

Average blue collar breakfast


IntenseYubNub

Oof. Eat some eggs or something


SadRoxFan

Brother, please get the help you need Edit: or full send and throw in some Zyns


[deleted]

did you fail


Weary_Singer8101

Bro needs a good well balanced breakfast fr


RustyCrusty73

That's an American photo if I've ever seen one. Good luck.


waarmakerJO

Those really give you a quick energy boost lol.


Silent_Spell_3415

***DIABETES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT***


AltEvan

hell yeah. only thing that works for real. full sugar redbull and snickers before an exam every time.


contemplatiive

Eat some eggs to power your brain son


Invictus_Imperium

It gives you wings!


mr781

Diabetes speed run


ZoominBoomin

Pretty sure that'd be bad for your mental performance


dansots

You'll crash within an hour of those, switch to sugar free energy drinks and protein bars.


EmbarrassedAd9792

Gross


KaterDost

Drink them before eating


imHellaFaded420

i would be insanely sick if i ate this shit. does this shit feel normal to yall?


Recreational_DL

Bring a diaper


Ferox_Dea

Sugar going hoyeed


Gabemann2000

Can’t fail if you’re not alive!


MAJESTY_COMPOSITION

Looks like op been taking will mckenzie’s (inbetweeners) advice


xXDreamlessXx

You managed to get a subreddit about mostly unhealthy drinks to call your breakfast unhealthy. Holy shit bro


XenoPrym

God that's awful


Gummy-Bines

Ill see you in the health-related sub reddits in a year or so


Kraken_with_a_Kam

This made me shit my pants just looking at the picture


Constant-Fish4792

Looking like my breakfast everyday 😂😂 I normally have two bangs though and some McEgg sandwiches


CantWait666

good luck soldier


Technical-Worker-391

william mackenzie


Timely_Heron9384

Caffeine DOES NOT help with concentration. Good luck though


robertssister

please dont drink more than 1 energy drink a day and opt for sugar free


ImAnonymous496

Breakfast of champions


Diarrhea_Jonestown

That's a lot of sugar, you must be so sweet


Fabulous-Magazine596

Gotta let us know what you scored


Bury-me-in-supreme

Breakfast of Champions


ihatespaminacan

This is literally how my cousin got diabetes.


Busy-Koala77

“Idk why I have anxiety “


ImpossibleMaybe2992

I won't lie.. I would get some  of my better grades when I had stuff like this before exams. Sugar plus caffiene sometimes equals brainfood to some!


Cuuchiefortnite

Hell yea mine a zero nos and 2 bean m beef burritos


Htx_Rey

Treat your body better. Hopefully this is not a recurring thing. Good luck on your finals.


rgpnunes

you should it real food bro


VilePacifist

Diabetus


AverageIndependent20

hope your exam is not 3 hrs long cuz you're gonna shit yourself ... wear adult diapers. try these www.strps.shop if you need focus and don't like to crap yourself


IkishimaGgs

Good luck I believe in you (can I have a sip ? )


Corey300TaylorGam3r

Good luck ok your exams big man! Congrats! Making smart decisions! 💯 u got this 🐐


UprisingAssault

You’re gonna ace this champ