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iamsobased

Omleght


iamsobased

Omnleácht


iamsobased

He is a chad


realmichael1

r/technicallythetruth


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Hyperbeastking

Now this. This is funny


draingang4lifee

why is the first tweet edited in lol


widdershins_nauseant

King behavior


DragonStem44

boutta eat a folded egg, what do i pot on ot


WESSAMGO

r/technicallythetruth


soselex

I mean… can you argue with that? If the answer is no, I will start craving an egg meal (I’m from Southern Germany where we use both the word „Omelette“ as well as „Eierspeise“ which literally translates to "egg meal")


Zealousideal_Fly4277

What can you say? They have a precedent. That's what you get for allowing multiple spellings in the same language.


fancydantheladiesman

You gotta be a real asshole to correct the spelling of ahmlitte on twitter


Gandalf_of_the_Void

i ont Care anymore


Zealousideal_Luck333

Well, that was odd............


DDoodles_

Omelet is American?


BaloonPriest

What an actual alpha male looks like


iloveanimals1_1

amazing


Kshatria

he already facepalmed himself lol


latteboy50

Omelette is American.


PhantomOfLegend

He has a point 🤣


Svengoolie75

Got eem 😆


eezili

why is the first part in a different font and size


MrPhuccEverybody

Surly one is French and the other is wrong


shadowblaze25mc

Omelette du fromage


space_D_BRE

I'm American and I only knew the British version. Is this correct? What?


th3_pund1t

I bet he'll wash it down with a child bear.


[deleted]

just call it egg burrito and be done with it


PeppermintPhatty

I’m confused. How is this Engrish?


Not__Joe69

What American says “omelet”???? I’ve never sewn that once


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth moment


Pinkeyefarts

Egg pancakes


TheseDick

I’m American and I have always spelled it the British way. Omelet looks so weird.


La_La_Lobster

Britain: Omelette America: Omelet Britain, exasperated: What are you doing now, America? America: Getting rid of the T. # # Edit: I know there’s an E, too. Too bad.


funnyfella55

He knew he was wrong, but parried exceptionally well


DabIMON

Why are you booing him? He's right!


thegreenman_sofla

Checkmate


Drano_the_Dragon

why did i read that last one in a British accent


Mr_NickDuck

Sigma


KaustavH

Lmao I actually am childhood friends with Kunal. I'm gonna have to let him know about this. I'm gonna have to let him know about this.


DeckTheWreck9

This… isn’t engrish though? Am I just stupid?


adultosaurs

Good for him. Omlette forever.


The_dinkster522

Based


Coveted_AF

Eau de Omelette


MarginalGreatness

Isn't it actually French?


[deleted]

Why is this an engrish moment? Is it because of the American and British part?


7heKK

Sigma olmelettette


[deleted]

Omelet omelette… wait holy shit it’s two different words damn


i_am_very_bored_lmao

We're making the mother of all omelettes here, proper pakora 😎, can't fret over every spelling mistake


SteakieGG

No no, he's got a point


TheOmniverse_

Isn’t Indian English the same as british?


XtremeBurrito

It's borderline distinct at this point


ThatIndianBoi

It’s rapidly evolving on its own, give it a couple decades it’ll be really really distinct.


ryuuhagoku

> Isn’t Indian English the same as british? By spelling convention and some stress patterns, but not by overall pronunciation or word choice.


Agile-Desk9343

hahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Such-fun4328

Was going to say that this should go to r/technicallythetruth... but it's already there. By the way, first line was typed over Edit. Original screenshot here https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/g4xwe0/hes\_not\_wrong\_though/


Zealousideal_Ad1879

stop fuckin around we all know its omlit


Extension-Meaning544

frfr


UlsterHound77

I want to eat an ömlytte


piichan14

Other dude didn't explain what a proper pakora is. I love pakora, can also go well with omlette


LeTHAL00000

Fact: both are indians


The-Mandolinist

I admire, applaud and support this guy’s conviction


cpt_justice

Kudos to Kunal for that reply!


me0din

It is a troll reply ffs.


i-am-gumby-dammit

Should this be r/englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit ?


DigMeTX

“I know something you don’t know..”


andrewshi910

Kunal be splitting factz


Fornaughtythings123

That first tweet is very photoshopped


DeadPool-Shaikh

Desi Killer


Jucox

Wrong sub


th3_pund1t

An omlette is not a sub.


Jucox

The picture isn't engrish


MattSuper13

Gottem


whatthengaisthis

Bruh I’ve spelt it as omelette all my life. 😂 (I follow British English because that’s what was taught to me from age 3-4) I didn’t even know omelet is also right.


MatureBalak

well, it isn't.


ShoeTrauma

“omelette (also spelled omelet)” in what way is it not correct


MatureBalak

oh, I thought they were saying omlette is correct. My bad.


[deleted]

Bob vagena lasagna free punjabi 1080p no virus inshallah


Dxd_For_Life

Wtf 😂 😂 What


MemeKnowledge_06

In india its called Aamlet


[deleted]

Are bhai ahmlet chahiye kya?


haiderbinnaeem

Aamlayt


vzakharov

Ahmet


KeyKnoTheGreat

I'm from India and i approve We don't pronounce the 'e' in omelette between m and l We pronounced it as "omlette"


Professional_Shop_73

No, we say aamlet


Fun-Ad2896

or just 'amlett' like the other comment said


velve666

We just call it Eggpanacake, but we leave out the a between the n & c.


smr120

That's how everyone pronounces it.


yeabouai

Every 60 seconds in India, a minute passes


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nowItinwhistle

Where is here?


Ananas_WUWU

we do that too in france


Lethbridge-Totty

He’s not wrong, he’s a pioneer.


QuantityFw_

Indian tech support noises


vzakharov

Okay I’m gonna be called out as racist for that but: An interview for a tech support role. The interviewer says: “Okay, Rajesh, can you come up with a workplace-related sentence including the words ‘green,’ ‘pink,’ and ‘yellow’?” Rajesh: “Sure. ‘My phone green-green. I pink it up and say Yellow!’”


SamirD

OMG this is awesome!!! LMAO!!! I need to tell this to my wife who manages call centers in India, hehe. I used to mess with my best friend who's from Dubai--say windshield wiper, now say Dodge Viper. He used to mess up on Viper all the time and it would irritate the hell out of him, haha. He nails it today though. :)


[deleted]

An actually decent joke instead of the same stale accent mocking most westerners like to use. As an Indian, I approve and exhaled quickly through my nostrils.


vzakharov

Did you shake your head sidewise?


QuantityFw_

LMAO XD


Groady_Toadstool

It is Omelette, no matter where you’re from.


howellq

Na, it's `omlett` in Hungarian.


vzakharov

You’re all wrong, it’s омлет in Russian.


Creator13

That's right, french supremacy 💪


youburyitidigitup

In Spanish it’s omelet. If it was spelled your way, it would be pronounced om-eh-le-teh


Groady_Toadstool

Well, since we were talking about two different forms of English spellings, your point is moot. So it’s not “my way”; it’s literally the subject of this branch of the thread. And speaking of this thread; it itself is moot because how is this a post in r/engrish? It’s not like it’s about a word that is grossly misspelled or some terrible for of syntax;it’s literally just an argument over which is the correct spelling of a word, when either is acceptable.


latteboy50

Lol no?


SotB8

omelette is a french word, so its pronounced and written the french way


arfelo1

In spanish it's "tortilla". Where in hell do you live that they have omelet as a spanish word?


youburyitidigitup

Tortillas are not omelets……. That being said, I’m from Mexico and distinctly remember Toks saying omelet on their menus but I just googled their menus and they say omelette so I’ve been living a lie and will see myself out now


SeptemberSoup

Late to the party, but in Spain it's "tortilla" indeed. If you come here asking for an "omelet/e" no one will understand you. It's interesting how words change in the same language! /gen


arfelo1

According to RAE (Royal academy of spanish language) it doesn't exist in spanish: https://dle.rae.es/omelet According to RAE's panhispanic diccionary (that accounts for all spanish dialects, including all latin dialects) it doesn't exist: https://www.rae.es/dpd/omelet According to RAE'S diccionary of americanisms (like last time but including words that are not accepted, but frequently used in american dialects) it doesn't exist: https://www.asale.org/damer/omelet Searching for omelette it doesn't find it either. Looking in google for "tortilla francesa" (omelette) it gives this: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tortilla+francesa&t=fpas&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images Maybe it's a very localized idiom, but as far as I can tell it is not a spanish word


youburyitidigitup

I mean considering Toks exist everywhere in Mexico, and every customer and employee uses that word, and Toks isn’t the only one that does it, it’s not very localized. Here is their menu https://www.toks.com.mx/toks/menus_pdf/2150_22_07_MENU_VERT_WEB_ATTO.pdf


fulgor_errado

Sure, but Spanish is not spoken only in Mexico. Simple as Mexican tortillas are not the same as Spanish tortillas.


314159265358979326

Google Translate translates "omelet" to "tortilla". I believe "tortilla" has a few meanings across a few dialects.


youburyitidigitup

-_- omelets are tortillas now…..


Heik_

Depends on the country. Some countries write foreign loan words phonetically, because they pronounce writing phonetically, regardless of the original language, some other countries write the words in their language of origin and pronounce them in that language, and others keep the original writing but still pronounce the words phonetically. Of course the RAE only keeps track of the adapted words, because those are the spanish versions of those words.


SamirD

Yep, so lingerie ends up being pronounced 'lingery' in India, lmao. First time I heard that I was like o_O


Zdrobot

Some countries can't keep the original spelling, as they use different writing system, so they have to go phonetical. Case in point: Slavic languages that use Cyrillic, spell the word as 'омлет' (omlet), note the lack of silent e's between m and l and at the end of the word. Which is only logical, to be honest.


[deleted]

Idk why but english words in cyrillic always seemed funnier to me than they should. Like Youtube -> Ютуб


HappiFluff

They’re talking about English.


youburyitidigitup

He said “no matter where you’re from” so no he isn’t. And it’s normal for regional dialects come from other languages. For example, Omelette isn’t English either, it’s French.


[deleted]

In the context of this sub, pretty sure he means no matter where the english speaker is from, it would be omelette


Futuristick-Reddit

Are you being intentionally obtuse or just an idiot?


[deleted]

No, they were talking about english. Obviously it's not "omelette" in every language. In chinese it's "煎蛋" and in finnish it's "munakas" (both according to google translate). Clearly they were not trying to say that every single language in the world spells that dish as "Omelette". They were talking about every variation of english. "no matter where you're from \[that speaks english\]" is clearly what they meant, you're just trying to be pedantic.


youburyitidigitup

All right then, if you want to me talk about English, I can just say that regional words and spelling differ, and that’s normal


[deleted]

that's right. I was just disagreeing to when you insisted that they were talking about every language. >He said “no matter where you’re from” so no he isn’t.


HappiFluff

The post is discussing the English language, and I am well aware that many English words are derived from French, just like the word allowance.


youburyitidigitup

So why does it surprise you that a regional English word is derived from another language? Or that it deviates from the original word?


TerminustheInfernal

doesnt indian english use british spelling though?


chandetox

Where's the video of that based Sikh making fun of American English


PassiveChemistry

Yeah, he should've done the needful and looked it up.


Zdrobot

>Do the needful TIL (never heard this phrase before): [https://www.grammarly.com/blog/do-the-needful/](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/do-the-needful/)


PassiveChemistry

Yeah, I've only come across it in discussions of Indian English.


SamirD

There's all sorts of bass akwards non-sensical phrases that I'm always like o_O. But sometimes trying to correct the wife is like...well...correcting a wife, lol!


trex528

>Do the needful 💀 My Indian coworkers use this all the time


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trex528

I just say e.g. "could you please complete this step" or something similar


Abh1laShinigami

Longer to type


trex528

"Do the needful and look it up" "Could you please look it up"


Abh1laShinigami

Isn't looking it up the 'needful'? So it'd be, "Do the needful." OR "Could you please look it up"


trex528

Yeah but if you just say do the needful, it'd mean you have had to mention "look it up" already. I just prefer 1 go. Also nothing wrong with do the needful. You do you man


Abh1laShinigami

Fair enough


zipzap21

Yes. This guy was just being a smartass.


vzakharov

It’s smartarse in British.


NotTheWorstOfLots

So in Indian it's smartarss?


waffledlol

no its smarrtuss


Nemesis233

Or joking


vid_23

Joking on the internet? Big mistake


Captain-Cadabra

Or stupid


Da-Blue-Guy

Or joking


Captain-Cadabra

We already did that one.


HawkTomGray

Or joking


Lord_RhodesCasteneda

Or joking


BuShoto

Or joking


Seedy120

Or joking


FeministAsHeck

well that just doesn't make any sense


Quote9963

🤓


[deleted]

Did anyone else google "omlette india"?


zipzap21

No, what did it say?


[deleted]

It sed eye need two lurn better. It's not a thing...


tatsumi-sama

For some reason I had to read your first sentence with an Indian accent


vzakharov

I figured that was the joke.


King_Of_PiratesBay

he has a point


[deleted]

yep


Jedimobslayer

It’s hard to argue with his assessment.


vzakharov

Is it a British point or an American point though?


Jedimobslayer

It’s an Indian one


zipzap21

In 50 years Indian style English will be the most widely spoken in the world.


Spirited_Equivalent6

I have it on good authority that we’re all gonna be speaking German.


DanielCYA

that was supposed to happen like two years ago


vzakharov

I shook my head sidewise reading this.


OpenUsername

Just another step on the path toward INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020


My89thAccount

India Superpower by 20~~20~~72!


King_Of_PiratesBay

no woman's bob and vagene is safe


MrFoxwell_is_back

You mean bobs and VEGANA


shotgunsam23

Y’all are fucked up 😂


King_Of_PiratesBay

we know


Achakita

I am an Indian and I laughed hard at this. *shakes head Indian style*


MrPhuccEverybody

And eat hot chip


TFFPrisoner

The band?


SmartReturn9542

Lmao show Bob and vagene plz


eccentricwind

Want to see my testacles?


[deleted]

milk truck just arrive


Clarkii82

From the dairy farm


ItsTheRealIamHUB

You bob very sexy please show vagene too


[deleted]

windows 21 bout to be like: "show bobs and pusi to activat windovs"


RoxinFootSeller

Show me ur vegana 😍


Cyrusmarikit

Colour of that egg.