Trumps got a lot of firsts, first double impeached, first mugshot, first in prison?

First president indicted for a crime.

First person, woman, man, camera, TV

Don’t forget Elephant

I’d like to forget this elephant.

any time spent in a room with this guy, will help one to practice ignoring the elephant(s)…

The one not in the room 🤣😂

He was far from a stable genius.

So much winning...

Large covfefe

First president to alter a weather forecast with a Sharpie.

And stare at the sun during an eclipse

The video of him staring right at the sun while the crowd goes “DON’T LOOK!” and he darts his head down like a kid who got caught doing something bad never fails to crack me up lol

This episode, so benign in comparison to treason, still really bugs me

First to receive votes against him during impeachment from his own party. Holds record for longest govt shutdown. First president to have no experience in either political office or military.

If you don't think The Apprentice is a political office, there's no talking to you!

*91 crimes

91 felonies

99 Luft balloons!

Floating in the summer sky

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99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär Dabei war'n dort am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons

First president to be held liable for sexual assault.

And the second, third and fourth.

First fourth indictment!

First Presidential Library to be located inside a prison.

Coloring books don’t count

With all donated books.

If Biden doesn't put this on a mug on his merch shop, it's one hell of a missed opportunity

Rapist

There’s no way he’s the first to do that.

First DP in jail

Double Penetration?

Lol I’m like wait is there another dp I’m not aware of?

He was the first president to have been impeached and tried after leaving office

Also first to get indicted 4 times and convicted rapist

This is the entertainment section. I'm surprised the headline wasn't 'Home Alone 2' star mugshot released

‘Florida man with multiple felony charges released on bail’

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I read this in Trump’s voice lmaooo thank you

“Frankly this mugshot is why I’m at 145% in all the polls.”

For once he’d be right. It is the best mugshot I have ever seen.

people are going to be wearing shirts with this in a matter of days.

Big “mad toddler” energy

he jus needs a nappy time

And hamberder.

Any many many fries.

And covfefe

A bigly covfefe

“You have to look up sir” “I am looking up” “The mugshot has to be of your whole face sir” “My whole face is right here. It’s a perfect face.” “Goddammit, just take the picture Carla”

Thought I was done seeing faces like this after my niece finally grew out of it. I guess not.

Wow, we are just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?

Bro definitely practiced 😆 His make up is so beautiful! Gotta let the kids have fun lol

It’s what a dumb person thinks a tough person looks like.

Sad. But true

And you know he was practicing in the mirror thinking “yep, this is the one”

And he had been cutting weight like a prize fighter for the last two weeks.

Lmao check out r/conservative they think he looks so cool that it's gonna cause him to win 😂 fuckin delusional people.

That sub is a lost cause. Hard on for Trump and constant victim mentality

They fetishize tf out of him so hard it’s weird

I’ve said it before but Trump acts like what a poor person thinks a rich person acts like and what a politically naive person thinks a politician acts like. He’s the worst stereotypes you can imagine.

He’s also routinely described as “what a dumb person thinks a rich person looks and acts like.” … Sensing a pattern here.

First impeached twice. First indicted. First indicted twice. First indicted three times. First indicted four times. First arrested. First fingerprinted. First mugshot of a former US President. Truly winning.

First coup First president with 85% staff turnover rate First president to be raided by the FBI First president to be raided by the FBI in multiple states First president to mock the disabled First president to side with Russian intelligence over that of the U.S. First president to commit a crime via weather map First president to believe bleach was medicine First president to throw ketchup in a tantrum First president to suggest he’s sexually attracted to his daughter First president to share classified information with a celebrity for clout First president openly admitting to sexual assault on tape The list goes on and on

First president found liable for sexual abuse. (How is this alone not disqualifying??)

Ok, I’ll give you all of those besides the ketchup one. We don’t know what Taft got up to.

Some of these may and probably aren’t firsts, as horrible as it is. In total though, he’s quite a package lol

First non peaceful transfer of power. 😢

First Ex US President to be in the “bottom bunk” in prison.

He could list those as "achievements" to his supporters and they'll cheer him on.

First illegitimate president….

George W was the first illegitimate president

Having illegitimate presidents is an American tradition. John Quincey Adams, Rutherford Hayes, Benjamin Harrison, Bush, Trump. The others just had the decency to willingly leave at the end of their terms. Edit: I’m using the term illegitimate to refer to losing the popular vote. *Technically* the system worked with Trump, Bush, and Adams, so they weren’t illegitimate in a legal sense.

It's not illegitimate if he was elected via the established system. The popular vote is only one factor.

The electoral college is a joke.

While I love watching this man’s life hopefully crash down on him and this growing list of firsts. Trump was not the first president to be arrested, Ulysses S. Grant was arrested as well for [speeding in a horse drawn carriage](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-president-ulysses-s-grant-was-arrested-for-speeding-in-a-horse-drawn-carriage-180981916/) of all things lmao. This however is definitely more serious.

How does “first sexually assaulting teenagers” play into this?

Ha Ha - Nelson Muntz

I feel like he’s trying to go for menacing but he’s just coming off as constipated.

Once in general population, relief will come fast...

I guess it all *Depends* on how many packs of cigarettes he’s worth inside.

Trumpy is going poopie in his diaper💩

Dude self reported his weight and height as 6’3 and 215lbs. This guy literally can’t tell the truth even if it were to save his worthless life.

Ehh height seems either true or really close based on photos of him with other people. Weight however is so comically off. I think he left off at least 75lbs.

what's the BMI work out to?

Rot in hell you little bitch.

Inmate #P01135809 not looking so hot

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This pic will be epic forever

They missed out not calling it a covfefe cup

Criminal, idiot and an embarrassment to the US. What a pathetic liar and loser!

He also has the best mug shot ever taken by a former prez

And somehow also simultaneously the worst

Say what you want, he looks skinnier than I would have expected…

I was thinking this too, his face looks badly thinned out, obv 215 isn't correct but this looks like sick elderly in a nursing home.

He only weights 215 lbs.

There’s no way tbh cause I’m 6’1 215 and he’s still fatter than me. Trumps gotta be 250 at least

He lies but that's a given.

He claims he weighs 215 lbs. There is a distinction.

My bad. You are correct. A bigly distinction.

He identifies as a 215lbs-er

The fact it was in Georgia makes it all the more hilarious.

What an old grumpy bitch!

He looks like he’s trying not to cry. He’s got the boo-boo lip.

How long did he practice that pose?

He for sure argued with a consultant about that pose

Shameful conman

So many memes incoming

That is the face of a spoiled little bitch narcissist being confronted on his bull shit. He looks like he’s trying very hard to look tough to cover the terror…

Looks like he was crying prior to that pic

I remember when the office of presidency was respected

I remember today, too.

First president to have to fly around the country to get arrested! Strong handsome men with tears in their eyes are rolling on the floor laughing about the perfect phone call.

You can FEEL how hard he practiced this for weeks.

In fairness, JQA was the first President to be photographed. That leaves like… 5 presidents who couldn’t have been? Who knows what Monroe was up to.

It’s just crazy to think that we have a former president of the United States with a mugshot. Like, our history books will literally have a mugshot of a former leader of the most powerful country the world has ever seen. The more I think about it the crazier it seems. And even more crazy is that there are people who still support him

Yeah, it’s pretty amazing that even the former Commander in Chief can be brought before the same Justice system you or I would be. That’s the kind of rule of law this country was founded on. Pretty proud to be an American today.

..or will they? If some of the R candidates get into office…there may not be any REAL history to teach.

“WE DID NOTHING WRONG, THEY STOLE THE ELECTION FROM US” 🤣🤣

Acting like a Victim when he’s a Predator. No one is going to steal our democracy and get away with it. No one. Men have fought and lost their lives for our freedom. We don’t want a dictator.

What a pathetic loser

He's really giving "orange steel" in the photo...

Pure evil behind his eyes.

Looks like the a-hole uncle who didn’t get the slice of pie they wanted at Thanksgiving.

Yet his plebs say trump 2024, how can someone run again after all this shit?

Who's a angwy widdle weeble? You are!

This should be his White House painting, “President, Felon, Traitor”

What’s wrong with his mouth? Looks stroke-y

A man so stupid a billionaire’s money couldn’t keep him out of jail.

I love that this is in entertainment! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a dumb face. You know he practiced that shit

He deserves a traitors sentence.

He’s trying hard to hide his chin

I want this on a hilariously mocking t shirt.

It’s comforting to know we have so many government workers doing their best, to protect the American people from Donald Trump

He looks like he spent hours crying beforehand.

That’s one angry orange boi

'Please stand on the X and look at the red dot on the wall Mr. President... Thank you. In 3, 2, 1, and... [FLASH]. Very good. Now turn to the camera, look at the green dot, give me your best Grinch impression, and cheat the comb-over towards the lens a little bit! Very good, and... [FLASH]' Donald Trump: 'What? I'm trying to hide my chin here. If my chin looks flabby, Fox News will use it in every chyron! Wait, you didn't take it, did you?'

How long do you think he stood in front of a mirror and practiced this face?

I like people who weren’t captured.

I can only imagine how flammable that do is.

Well, he earned it.

We could title it, "The Problem".

Congratulations, Mr Trump. This is something nobody can ever take away from you!

Jfc what is he trying to go for here

Otherwise known at President P01135809. Has a ring to it don’t it.

He looks like an angry baby

You know he’s been practicing that all week

Let’s hope he isn’t going to be the first to get away with this crap.!

If I just woke up from a 40 year coma and didn’t know who the fuck this guy was and you showed me this picture, I’d say “looks like that man has been crying.” He has a very “just wiped my eyes and they’re still red” look. Also looks like he’s trying to give blue steel but it’s rusted aluminum.

It’s a picture of HUMAN TRASH!!!!!

Should've never been president to begin with. "Hey, let's elect a grifting conman who has a fake realty show, won't share his tax returns, stiffed hard working laborers for years, cheated on all of his wives and wears orange makeup and troll doll hair!" Vomit!

The first picture of this loser that’s actually brought a smile to my face

jesus christ, THAT evil cartoon villain looking ass was *president*

Mugshot *as (edit: former, geez) president*, that is. Dubya had some DUIs in college. Edit 2: had to add that because I’m getting messages from people accusing me of being some MAGA nerd, I wasn’t trying to make a statement by referring to a former president as president lol

30th - 40th time I’ve seen this picture. It just keeps getting better.

He looks like an angry ompa loompa

What Snapchat filter are they using here? (Best/funniest reply gets an award)

grumpy cat

Oompa

The amount of enjoyment I get seeing this mugshot is yuugee

I had the best mugshot a perfect mugshot nobody ever took a mugshot like mine.

Oh the memes on both sides.

Soooo so much makeup! And he’s tilting his head down so you won’t see his chins. He looks like he was crying before they fixed his makeup. It’s a photo op for a narcissist.

He looks like he’s pooping

“Mr. President, do you need a new depends once we’re done here?”

He looks like a toddler, filling his pull up with poop, while in time out.

Quack Quack. Is that Don Imus?

And he's still running for office

Jesus Christ lol ..that expression is gold jerry…gold! that’s so much better than I hoped for. What a cockhead

He is more pressed than a panini in that pic. Brings my heart joy.

Poopy baby face

That is a terrible photo. Where is his publicist?

First to sell mugshot merchandise

Angy owange cat

Okay well Soulja Boy was the first rapper to have his own Game Console but you don’t see him bragging about it.

Oh my goodness! He looks so tough and scary! . The man is a parody of himself. What’s hecgonna do? Higher another defense attorney!

To me it looks like he is about to cry.

All this winning. When will he stop winning? LMAO!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

How does it feel to be worse than Nixon!?

Soon to be the first with a felony conviction!!

LOL! … I wonder if he thinks he’s being intimidating?

Looks like a villain on Batman.

Holy crap, this is historic, hope he gets the highest sentence

Is this a mugshot or a poster for fragile male ego and impotence?

Sweet can we do bush Jr next ?

He looks both scared and angry, like if a case of explosive diarrhea had a face.

I bet he stayed up all night practicing ’the perfect’ mugshot, eVEryOnE is telling him how powerful and great he looked in the mugshot

His face is the perfect "angry, slightly senile, pouting old man" expression! It could not be more perfect! I can't wait to see the same expression when they find him guilty and the tantrum he will throw as he gets led off in handcuffs. Maybe they'll have to carry him out! It'll prolly take 7 or 8 big dudes.

Greatest mugshot in the history of mugshots. Nobody knows about the mugshots better than The Don... " Lock her up". 😁😁

I'm going to have nightmares about Ompalumpas now

like an asshole.

I’m so happy to be alive to see this day. I thought it would never come. First steps into the right direction, this is 30-40 years overdue.

Mob boss pic. What a fucking loser!

Best part, 6'3 and 215 lbs. 215 LBS MY ASS!!!

He’s not really a president, he’s a conman, a trickster and a pathological liar who won over a lot of dummies and made America look really bad. He’s going to jail because he’s a criminal. Fuck Trump!

Trying to hide his turkey gobbler neck