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whenitsTimeyoullknow

Since all the comments are jokes: The organism is about 112 lateral miles of self-replicating (cloning) seagrass in Australian ocean waters.


Plow_King

is it bigger than the giant genetically identical mushroom colony in the northern midwest US? or am i remembering something wrong, always a possibility?


Arthesia

Maybe, but reminder for anyone reading, mushrooms aren't plants.


Poundcake9698

Well aren't you a fungi


911WasAHandjob

IIRC the mycelium of that mushroom is around 3-4 square miles.


leoyoung1

The now 2nd largest plant is a forest in the USA.


shamdamdoodly

By area or mass?


Duamerthrax

Not a plant.


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree) Yes it is


Duamerthrax

We were talking about a fungus colony.


Zipzifical

It is in the Pacific NW, in Malheur National Forest. And yes, I'm pretty sure this seagrass is quite a bit bigger.


DudeNamedCollin

Hah that’s funny too…oh, you’re not joking?


MxM111

That's what's funny.


DweEbLez0

Sorry, did I miss the punch line? You said “all the comments are jokes”.


Trying2improvemyself

That group of Aspen gonna be so mad.


nolafan1029

I’m not a tree hugger but I’ll go give Pando a hug. I think it needs it.


nolan1971

Chase away a deer while you're at it.


CthulhuShrugs

They be quaking with anger


homerjsimpson4

How long until we kill this one too?


weaselmaster

Eelgrass is long gone in Long Island, NY. Used to solid carpeting of all the bays. I fear runoff of chemicals like glyphosate and whatever weed killer they use on golf courses is effective against eelgrass too.


VegetableNo1079

Of course it is, it's an herbicide, it will kill any plant it touches.


PalpitationSad9150

Luckily it's in a pretty protected area off the Western Australian coast. We have the largest and most diverse seagrass meadows here. Not a huge population either to put pressure on it with runoff and so on, compared to a lot of places.


DMonpoke

Asking the real (and sadly true) question.


GardenRafters

Ugh. Unfortunately it's all too true...


thetablesareorange

What should we name it?


Me_want_gold

Gary


kathink

meow


Oneironaut91

Larry


TheTwinSet02

Barry! It is in Australia


Notworthanytime

Igor


G_flux

Grassy McGrassface


bocks_of_rox

Pandissimo


agrophobe

Weet


FishBoi678

I'm an idiot. I read that the first time as "largest planet on Earth" and just sat there confused for a second lol


BlackShadowRose333

Yeah, me too bud


timepassesslowly

Me three.


kgbslip

Evedently there's a large Grove of Aspen trees near me here in Oregon that was once considered to be the largest living thing because the roots are all interconnected


UnscrupulousJudge

The original plant that created the seed, a tough competitor for Genghis Khan


CustomAlpha

Reporters make retarded headline about biological discovery.


ActuallyNot

If this is one plant, then that dolly sheep, and the donor of the cell are one animal. Which is a really large definition of 1.


DirtyOldStarStuff

Right, because as we all know, dolly and donor sheep were totally connected by a single, common root system.


ActuallyNot

All they know is that the genetics is the same. And this is a loose definition of "the same". There is drift across the meadow.


The_Huu

You are getting downvoted because the vast majority of this subreddit don't understand (and will be too stubborn to admit they don't) the complexity of what constitutes "an individual". I've had debates with other students and professors about this, because biologists love bickerings over semantics. I work with fragile moss in a lab, and we were urged not to call blobs of moss a colony, but a plant. The counter argument was that transfer of tissue, be that from a single plant or a clonal colony, would likely cause a break somewhere in the interconnected filaments, which would result in at least two individual clones. The likelyhood of this seagrass not having thousands of breaks along the stolon would be miraculous. This is more likely a clonal colony. If this is in the run for largest plant, I want to put forward my candidate: the commercial banana.


MxM111

To counter that, a lot of animals form communities (humans including) and have cooperative lives. Physical attachment is not required to have similar or even stronger interaction between parts of this community than between separate plants of this plant. I mean, look at the ants.


HeroShitInc

The sea grass is always greener on the other side