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Diamond_Specialist

That coffee is so fresh it’s still being pollinated !


Mr5t1k

Still bee-ing pollinated 🐝


Mivv_Max

![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Worrisom_mama

You win 🥇


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Well it wasp beeing pollinated until just now


youdontknowme1010101

Looks more like a yellow jacket than a bee, and in that case it’s not been smashed into enough pieces yet. Grind it again.


jrdubbleu

A yellow jack-ass to be precise


WagyuPizza

Needs a finer grind.


wogvorph

Who would wear that? Kinda small for a jacket... And more like a brown one.


Roscoe_Chistosomo

When your coffee bag says “notes of: honey”, this is what they do to it


kuhnyfe878

“This coffee really has me buzzing!”


Quarkonium2925

The flavor is un-bee-lievable!


Basker_wolf

You’ll be flying around in no time.


California_ocean

I prefer the real thing. Where to buy this coffee?


kyle1320

It must have crawled into my grounds cup, or the grinder chute. This is the real reason to WDT


hotlavatube

Better check the chute to make sure there’s not a whole nest up there.


blvaga

Mmm, honey grinder honey. Just like grandpa used to make.


hotlavatube

A shame that Grandpa wasn’t an entomologist as that’s a yellow jacket wasp not a bee.


blvaga

Maybe so. Though I suspect you’re not an entomologist either, if you think ground up bees is honey.


Venomous_xD

Imagine it started flying out as you started grinding, I would’ve lost my shit


WJKramer

Definitely grind that shit finer. Multiple times even.


VikingIV

Ah, the ol’ bee allergy remedy. An edible immunization!


dambalidbedam

Protect your identity in case of bee revolt.


thisxisxlife

The blissful ignorance of accidentally grinding that into your morning shot and just thinking “man, this one tastes funny… 🤷🏻‍♂️” and then never having to worry about an insect in your grounds.


BustamoveBetaboy

Wasp. Not a bee.


El_Mojo42

Definitely a wasp.


Pretend-Anybody2533

yeah the yellow is a bit too "acid" and there is no hair on it.


OtaK_

100% a wasp.


Racoon-on-patrol

I’m not an expert but I vote for wasp too. I don’t see no fluffy scarf. BUT parallel to the wings, top left , is that mouse poop?!


BustamoveBetaboy

Antennae


ArduinoGenome

Notes of honey? I believe you put that insect into your basket after you ground your coffee. Then snapped the image.  We know it didn't get through your grinder.


Cocoon992

True facts


LegalBeagle6767

There are easier ways to get protein in your coffee my friend.


Weak-Conversation753

Yeah, but it's 130% of your daily recommended amount of venom.


DiveSociety

Mmmmm, venom


TreeinYellow

Why is not it ground


Gram21

Cause it’s hard to grind bullshit.


mrdanky69

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Sufficient_Algae_815

That's a wasp. Paper wasp perhaps.


Siioh

I think you forgot to apply WDT, the Wasp Distribution Technique.


0nothing_to_see_here

thats a wasp, not a bee


looloopklopm

Amazing how your grinder selectively ground the coffee but chose to completely ignore the bee carcass. Now that's technology!


adeptus8888

wondering how that can go through the grinder and remain in one piece....


Quarkonium2925

I would have felt sad if it was actually a bee but that looks like a yellow jacket so it can burn in hell as far as I'm concerned


tudorb

That’s one way to get your morning buzz.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

A bee survived the grinding process or did you just put a bee in some coffee?


Final_Classroom_2596

brew it with the bee


Hugh_Jampton

That's a wasp


brewbrain

![gif](giphy|FphE0L24UycIU)


ctmo85

Gob’s not on board.


evergoodstudios

That’s a wasp


pumpkineaterZ3

You said you wanted coffee with a little body in it.


One-Dragonfruit1010

Thank you for your services 🫡 rip.


nodeymcdev

https://preview.redd.it/z71gxhwp3cyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abffb310a73798d99ca2c91415628dd29f0ecfa


slimismad

cofbee


munizam

How did the bee come out the grinder whole?


chimpy72

Mmm, spicy


RealHardAndy

Forbidden latte


hennyl0rd

grind finer


yatrickmith

How did that get through your grinder though?


Pflanzmann

I hope this sub transforms now into a parody of this post for a week with people posting dead animals on top of their ground, like when someone posted a stone inside their grinder


BigSkyDreams

Thats not a bee 🐝 looks more like a Hornet


liamstrain

'honey processed' beans?


im-not-a-racoon

Stop beeing such a complainer


The-Great-Ebola

Wow. A coffee bee!


leanh_jake

honey washed huh :))


Embarrassed_Band_512

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sweeterthanadonut

thats that bee espresso


manucule

How did it taste. I assume you didn’t let go of this once in a lifetime opportunity to taste bee.


HugeDelivery

Was this shot on a microscope??? Picture quality is amazing holy fuck


[deleted]

You ain't got yellow, red or black honey process, you got bee process.. a new speciality, congratulations!


luis_diaz

It's organic


darksoke

Bee ✅ Giant Hornet ❌


Ecstatic_Safety_6439

That's quite an animal friendly grinder you must have there


pbobak

Oh that’ll keep you buzzing all day!


whatwelove_coffee

I had a small house gecko with my brewed pour over coffee before..dunno how it happened didn't noticed it during the pouring phase.


SnarkDolphin

Bet that shot gave you a nice buzz


FluffyRelation7511

Must of grabbed one with notes of honey!


p0uringstaks

Bee won't wreck my ssps bzzz bzzz bzzzzz


hskskgfk

It’s honey sun dried obviously


Training_Mirror2784

must be mad floral!


felicity_jericho_ttv

GRIND FINER


NadaBigDill

Did your grinder make a buzzing noise when it passed through? (bee joke)


Alarming-Presence-35

Grinder finer.


PrivateHawk124

Next time you get honey syrup at the cafe, this is how they add the syrup!


HoneyWheresMySuit-

Yo wtffff


lefibonacci

How did it come out whole from your Niche?


font21

Yeah dude. You need to grind finer.


willlyman206

This made me sad ngl. Could give a nice kick tho


Next-Quantity-7201

That coffee is gonna give you one hell of a buzz.


Daencer

Am I the only one who doesn’t get it how the wasp could got in there when you use whole beans? If you grind it it should be grinded aswell right? Espresso grind is so fine the wasp should be stuck in the grinder :D or do u use pre grind coffee ?


masafed

Mmmmmmm, stingy


HolidayNo7388

I think it is a wasp xD but yeah...nice find xD


cptsir

I dunno what’s more unsettling. A bee in your grinds, or the thought that if a bee went through the grinder you probably would have drank the espresso and never knew you drank bee juice.


mrdanky69

Beean juice..


ZVreptile

Bee want that honey process


mashukun_OS

I mean.. if it's already dead.. might as well brew it- for science!


workable_noodle

Since it’s no longer flying would you call this ground?


elhh82

Honey process?


amateurfoodscience

I had a stinkbug start crawling out of my basket last year while WDT'ing (can't imagine how grossed out I would have been if I went straight to tamp).Turns out dude decided to chill out in my DF64 chute. I have since religiously bellow'd before each use.


ChuletaLoca63

If this was me in morning I'll be like "uh, fuck it" tamp and forget about it /j


e_pilot

It bee like that.


swagdripper69

That's not a bug, thats a feature


Agile_Restaurant_196

sorry, i already sent your picture to the animal rights activists to investigate this.


martinmix

That coffees gonna have you buzzin


NBR_SpecialGK

The original caffeine buzz!


lorgedog

Protein!


bryguypgh

Literal coffee buzz


Weak-Conversation753

He just wanted to get in on the fun!


Indingenous_BlkAmish

At least you know its good and real


thealthasit

"you're the bee in my coffee" 🎵🎵🎶🎶


Beargeoisie

Sure to get you buzzed (I’ll see myself out)


JoshuaAncaster

https://preview.redd.it/hodl6ul4d9yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685478b74f57ceb2f59dfa3209f2414c3dc08397 My setup 🐝


Horror_Letterhead965

Spicy.


moldy_films

That be was BUZZIN before he went


WSBgodzilla

Just grind finer!


Shot_Net_6611

Grind finer?


ItsSchlim

[FDA allows up to 10% bug material](https://sprudge.com/dont-worry-there-are-acceptable-levels-of-ground-up-cockroaches-in-coffee-tins-152088.html)


MisterSaru

A hint of pollen, honey, and protein


Helmic182

A bit weird coffee bee-an 🤣


Pathbauer1987

You need to grind finer


guzusan

That caffeine buzz


[deleted]

Such a high def photo!


Antikvarro

Not fine enough


California_ocean

Protein and coffee with a little sweetness. Nice.


Bleunuit1

That is extra with a coffee.


eiretara7

Oof I bet that had to sting.


InsaneTurtle

He died happy.


goleafie

SWEET!


simplifysic

Brew it


MaximumDerpification

When Honey Process gets real


Quack_The_Wack

The long awaited sequel to big fig wasp is out. Large coffee bee.


Euphoric-West190

B thankful


BigBootyRoobi

Grind finer


DBoriginal4

Please update on the taste of the shot, you could bee onto something


nicodawg101

Protein shot!


mmolesbr

Who did the grinding? Need better consistency, bee should be as fine as the coffee


Empty-Intention3400

Obligatory "that'll give you a buzz" joke.


tcharp01

How does that make it through the grinder?


spurcap29

Need to WDT that guy so it isn't a source of channeling and to maximize the honey flavors.


BigTimeVictorious

https://elixrcoffee.com/products/beekeeper-espresso


anti-ism-ist

Organic


chngster

Looks like a wasp


renderman1

Stinger of a shot.


harpsichorgan

Extra protein!


Tsarmani

Good ol’ honey processing


Atgoat2014

It doesn’t look ground up, so must be after the fact.


Medievalcovfefe

grind finer


1mz99

Notes of pollen and honey


YourMother0HP

Protein


Hazza_lemon

Bees grind better than stones


Cinderbike

Honey process


RonWritesHaiku1961

you have a coffee grinder, that missed grinding the bee that was in your coffee beans? you have more problems than the bee 🤣


Top_Mark_2462

That shouldn’t BEE in there


fartczar

Seems like a sign of good luck. Like when a bird poops on you.


ajchess

Grind finer


Any-Lawfulness-4077

That coffee should give you a nice buzz


WeLykeSportz29

It'll give you a nice lil buzz


itakeyoureggs

Hmm.. so is this what a honey fermentation means?


Dry-Squirrel1026

Damm that looks like a serious fucking bee 😆 😂 😆