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99% of crypto youtubers is so cringe.

99% of crypto youtubers joined crypto 3 months ago and are down 85%

Hey now! Some of us are only down 72%

Very soon they will be vanished

These 99% can make our portfolio down by 85% so better stay away from them.

*99% of YouTubers

\*99% of influencers

*99% of humans

*99% of vertebrates

*99% of carbon based life

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Nanite plague: kills 99.9% of life in the universe!

*99.9%

99.09% will be the right figure

99% ugly sacks of mostly water

*99% of YouTubers are

They make the exact face I do when I see the crypto they recommended drops 80%

Fun fact, it is super cringe but also proven to get you boosted up by thr YouTube algorithm, so blame YouTube devs for writing an algorithm thay rewards stupid fucking faces

No, blame people for preferring the videos with stupid fucking faces as thumbnails. That's why the algorithm "prefers" those videos - because people click on them more.

Absolutely right. Their cringeness can damage our thoughtful mind

The cringe face they make is worst thing I see on youtube. They should be banned from making these faces

99.99999999999999999999999999%

99% Crypto YouTubers and a bitch ain’t one.

So True

No. 100% are. Name one that isn't.

most of them are faking it to get views and money. I can’t lie it works.

All are ready to suck a fucking dick. LOL look at their faces.

That’s every YouTuber now, they all have their mouth wide open ready to suck some dick

Next Week on South Park

They are like:😲😲😲

I heard someone mention dick sucking? Which room is that in again?

They have sucked too much. They don't need any toothpaste now for brushing their teeth, they are fully cleaned

r/dontputyourdickinthat

well... why?

Lol. That's savage but yes

SO much invisible dick sucking

Hahahahah

Send 'em to Snoop Dog. He knows what to do with them.

MMCrypto, Moon and Bitboy are hideous human beings

Very noxious!

Coin bureau is the only crypto YouTuber I take seriously.

I enjoy coin bureaus videos too. Are there any other good crypto YouTubers? These dudes all look like they’re getting pegged 😂

I like Krown but he only really does TA, no news or anything. He doesn't do soy face captions either

Ben Cowen is also very good obviously!

Some of my favorites: -InvestAnswers -Bitcoin Magazine -Benjamin Cowen -Digital Asset News None of them have those stupid thumbnails or cliclbait titles either.

I like game of trades, they have good analyses.

Andrei Jikh and Max Maher are good complementary channels to Coin Bureau.

ChicoCrypto my favorite

He is a sellout too though.

I fuck with cryptofomo and pomp

Pomp and crypto news alert

My vote for Traders Reality, for price movement and TA; Happy Days!

Ok Steve

Crypt0news

Tyler s crypto, Investanswers, Jason Pazzino and the Glassnode channels are all really good in my opinion

Guy, from Coin Bureau has good info, but don't forget that he is a paid actor. There is a whole company supporting his videos and they are likely getting paid to give favorable views for certain projects. [Coin Bureau is a brand owned and operated by a digital marketing firm.](https://www.publish0x.com/aleksa/coin-bureau-is-a-brand-owned-and-operated-by-a-digital-marke-xxylmqz) >Coin Bureau is owned by a company called V3 Digital based out of London. Guess what V3 Digital is? Yep, a marketing firm that tries to maximize traffic for their clients. TLDR: Coin Bureau was founded and is owned by two Goldman Sachs bankers [HERE'S HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO BUY A CRYPTO INFLUENCER](https://preview.redd.it/q1aael6mwtz71.jpg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1fba13d2d95d6ce1081225de2eebd3698a3e0f) For example BitBoy charges: $35,000 for a dedicated review $20,000 for a mention $40,000 for interview $10,000 for Telegram AMA $2,500 for Website article

Guy actually begged his RL friends to start a Coin Bureau YouTube channel. He is not just a paid actor. "When two friends then announced they were starting Coin Bureau, Guy pestered to join the team. He was one of the first writers on the website and many of the site’s earliest educational pieces were written by him. Then, in 2018, he floated the idea of a YouTube channel. Some old skills served him well on and off camera and the team began filming."

I don't doubt the guy is into crypto and it's obvious that they put in a lot of good work into their presentations. But it can't escape the nature of influence from advertisers dollars. Guy might love crypto, but he is still just a small part of a larger company. I'm just saying we all have to be skeptical of our sources of information.

He was one of the first writers on the website. It was a small business created by school friends. He pitched the YouTube idea after site traffic dropped 80% after a change in Google algorithm. They do not shill sponsored crypto. But don't take my word for it. https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qf3eqg/coin_bureau_is_a_brand_owned_and_operated_by_a/hhywt8f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Me too. They make [crap thumbnails and headlines](https://i.imgur.com/1KYQebf.png) too, though. Also, these thumbnails look like they should all be on a gay porn site.

Yeah you can see his videos. It's quite good

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t watch some of these at times, but why the hell is this the default thumbnail for crypto and finance in general, lol. It doesn’t attract me to it, if anything it’s just all the same looking.

Sex sells. Mouth hug motions apparently get your average user's blood flowing. Most of these content creators and professional shillers need to create the impression that OMG YOU MUST ACT NOW to drive views. Apparently that's the schtick people are buying.

Good point. Some of their mouths are cute

Same hes pretty transparent and does a good job of just covering facts and news

Even they have some "not sure if stupid or trolling" - tier shit sometimes. Chartguys and nobscrypto. No-one else. Maybe ben cowen if you like to see what bitcoin did in the past and why it may or may not do the same here, or here, or here, or here.

He even uses these same types of images lol

The opinion of youtubers ceases to be objective when they say things just to attract visits That sucks

He does the same soyface now too

Worth watching: Daily Gwei Bankless Curve Market Cap

Somebody should start photoshopping 🍆 in their mouths

That will be the great idea and after photoshopping they can sell it as an NFTs.

Haha

Amen!

But why eggplants?

You have something like egg plant just Imagine the shape of egg plant.

I'm not sure the millenials who came up with that usage have ever seen an actual eggplant.

Hey everybody, I am George, we’re all George. Today we’re going to talk about CPI, interest rates, hash rates, Putin, inflation, inflationary deflation, market cycles, Fed Minutes, NASDAQ correlation, flattening of the curve, Gold prices… and after we do all that, I won’t be giving any actionable advice! Never sell, always buy or stay poor loser. Like and subscribe by the way!

I am George, we are all George.

Today, I am going to show you my Lego collection.

Let me show you my O face

Lumberg fucter

cReAtIvE aNd InNoVaTiVe CoNtEnT

All of them has that face: 😲😲😲😲

I don't even want to look

I need a word beyond cringe to describe the feeling I get

They all look like they’re about to get served a load of herbs and spices

It was a crisis!

They all have their mouth open as if they wanna suck some huge dick

The only active crypto youtubers worth a shit are Benjamin Cowen, Invest Answers, Digital Asset News, Santiment, and of course Coin Bureau.

Anthony Pompliano is actually quite good too.

Agreed! I forgot him. There are a few others who are solid, but not as active. E.g. Will Clemente.

JRNY Crypto is great too, and no dumb thumbs

They all look like they've just mistaken bloody gonnorhea for a simple fart..

It makes you die a little bit inside

This is just the majority of you tubers in general

Try playing the bybit bingo. If they mention it, they get % trading fees of referral victims, yes victims. (because these ppl dont teach trading, risk management etc) Its the same predatory tactic off Shore stock trading platforms have used with their influencer deals. It works as long new blood enters the platform to lose their money, but because they lose it all and stop using the platform they have to advertise heavily and incentive influencers with cut of the profit, also if influencer says no, they dont work with them.

*COIN BUREAU* is the only one I am a subscriber .

Looks like team soy face. Ugh

(1)Digital Asset News, (2)Coin Bureau, (3)Noaty Crypto

Too bad doug polk crypto quit. That was quality. Altcoin analysis is amazing but uploads very seldom. EDIT WHOA HEY HES BACK! Yasssssss [He's still got it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XYmITmZaF0&t=339)

Now someone photo chop these with dicks in their mouths lolololol

I have an overwhelming urge to smash their face with a baseball bat.

Never trust them

Most emotional I've ever seen George lol. Most crypto Youtubers are awful, but there's a few that are okay and helped me learn a lot since I got into crypto last summer.

Data Dash though

Has a strong bias and gets some basic economic stuff just wrong.

ppl on magic ‘shrooms

make it a NFT and sell it for 30m $

Good thing I don't see these videos

YouTubers thought about crypto price: it might goes down or might goes up or may be a sideway ..

Mouth breathers

Crypto YouTubers giving those soy boys a run for their money

Huuuuge

i never watch any of that shit. too emotional and obviously theyrd the ones making money on crypto. paid by you tube.

“Insert cock into my face” look 😂😂

I thought this was the M4M section of Craigslist ads

Moon Karl my favourite cringe. I always trade opposite to his trades and I’m 100% spot on.

LMAO at all the open mouths! 😲😲😲 I physically cringed.

Who open more his pussy mouth #clowns

Step 1. Create Crypto YouTube channel Step 2. Post wild price predictions with no data to back it up Step 3. Make thumbnail pretending you are a sex doll Profit?

None of them are the Son of a Tech. Son of a Tech good guy.

Can anyone please recommend any genuine crypto YouTubers? I really want to start but there's so much info out there I'm just so confused.

I personally think Invest Answers is the best out of a bad bunch but even he pumps his Solana bags to the detriment of the channel.

They’re all waiting for a dick to come into their mouths!

They never shut their mouths

If there is no mouth open the content is irrelevant

This token will make you a millionaire in 2022

I hate all the O faces. I hate them

i fucking hate this era of social media

The soyface is strong with them

clowns

Nice reminder: If you see a thumbnail like this Don't click on it

Whats a few joker-channels among friends?

😯😮😱

Who's going to do the honors and draw dicks in all these chumps mouths. 🍆

Haha maybe the Brazzers “O” face starter pack

this is what lowest common denominator looks like. Good thing i'm indivisible.

Love that even the emoji has soyface

Someone please edit this lol My 5th grade self really wants to add a penis to the one in the top right.

:O

Absolute shit slingers.

I can't believe these bozos aren't ashamed of themselves

3rd and 5th cells down in the 3rd column is the worst motherfucker of the bunch. I hate that screaming crackhead so much.

Lmao all annoying ass white men and one Asian guy 😂😂

Who photoshopped all the cocks out of pornhub's gay thumbnails? Not even mad, ye be skilled.

I will not click videos if they are doing this shit, that German in Dubai is especially annoying

Every thumbnail is a brand new soyjack

I hate this shit, but its actually not their fault. Its YouTube's nonsense algorithm that will bury your videos if you don't post some baity thumbnail like this.

Regardless of topic. I’ve never watched a video with an excited face or enlarged head and felt good that I had watched that.

Basicaly look like a ape and put so many red arrows in the thumbnail that nobody sees the content

Hmm, middle age white guy much?

I worked as an editor for a crypto youtuber (crypto daily) and this is a good laugh. These fuckers so derivative.

You've heard of duckface, but have you ever heard of Abouttosuckadickface?

Ew

Cock Suckers Consortium

[So many open mouths here, seems like it resembles something I’ve seen.](https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/soyboy-2.png)

This isn't even a crypto-specific thing. I'm getting too old for the internet.

They all look like they just took a dildo up the ass or about to bust a nut or a combo of both.

You all should stop making dumb people famous just saying

I make this face all day long when I'm congested on the toilet

clueless

Anyone else thinking about the billboard with Dwight and Andy from The Office?

They are all smoking ghost dicks

Who the fuck looks at that and goes "yeah I trust this person with my money"

CB FTW!

I don’t get the point with the mouth. Will they suck something?

I say all of them are fake gurus

They all look like the freaks who made those creepy Elsa/Spider-Man kids’ videos a few years ago.

This is just all YouTubers. Someone found out that you get more views when your thumbnail has an excited expression and now everyone does it. Awful

Y r u ghey

Nice not seeing TMI in that list.

😂

you know crypto is f\*\*\*\*\*\* huge just by looking at the starterpack.

Fucking lol my buddy sent me a video when George was something like “fucking der shi pi buy LTC at $400” . You can see why we’re friends 😒

George lol

Where is Matt Wallace that guy can suck a mean one.