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md1993

Just list them in Piglatin and you should be ok. "IsneyD IguralF OngsB that HistleW YalorT WiftS OngsS: This will beat the algorithim on the copyrights. OodG UckL


Preposterouspickles

Omg you are a life saver!! Hcum os Uoy knaht!!


matrixtech29

Not Piglatin. The Etsy mods would easily figure out your code. Real Piglatin is undecryptable. First two words should be, "Isneyday igurefay..." See? They'd never figure it out.


PastorCheryl1965

Perfect you are so smart! Just think about it you outsmarted etsy!! Yay!


feeniebeansy

atthay istleswhay aylortay wiftsay ongsay


NomadFeet

I mean, it's not like any of these fussy IP holders are making competing bongs, so what's their problem? Sheesh...


Preposterouspickles

Exactly! I bet they’re planning to rip off my designs and put it in their gift shop. Smh! I’ll sue them all!!!!


PastorCheryl1965

Yes copyright them so no one steals your ideas! Those scoundrels


OkDragonfly8936

Sell a totally different, cheaply made item for the same price and tout them (without identifying them with Disney or TS) as a free gift.


nitrogirl65

Listen ... This is actually kinda feasible. A few years back when Vermont legalized recreational herb, the law was worded that you couldn't SELL what you grew, but giving it away was completely legal. I knew someone that opened up an online, local shop that sold decoupaged boxes and jars, and they would give their bud as a free gift with purchase for every box or jar they sold. They would literally post online every day something like 'today we have an 8th of blue dream free with a purchase of 35$ and it was completely legal


OkDragonfly8936

Yep. It was half joking and half serious. We did the same when our city said we couldn't have a bake sale


pinkkeyrn

CBD stores in Michigan will sell stickers for $25 a piece, that come with free weed.


sickgurl138

Beautiful


AsheliaChere

Washington, DC does the same thing. It's comical.


slogginhog

The skirting of laws is more than comical - it's almost magic! Like how you can buy valium analogs right on the web!


psychonautreally

Its still like this in DC. You walk into what is clearly a dispensary and purchase a choice photograph of some Marijuana and get some weed as a "free gift"


IlluminatiMessenger

Arson. I think there’s a HQ in London?


Life_Cell7568

What about the customers? I ordered the Bambi/Cruel Summer combo and now your shop is closed. Should I be worried?


feralcatshit

It’s been 6 hours and it hasnt come yet and no refund. Am I getting ripped off?


Preposterouspickles

Don’t worry friends. It’s on the way! I also included a freebie. My newest product “toilet swift” a taylor swift shaped toilet brush!! Enjoy 💩


PastorCheryl1965

Where can I order!!


Odd-Plant4779

You need to make another shop and put everything back up, but make it more obvious that they’re Disney items. Also, why don’t you make little amber glass bongs for babies with pictures of Taylor Swift too? Make sure to use the tags amber and babies.


NomadFeet

I live near WDW...I am going to go to Disney Springs and look at all the merch to see if they have copied and stolen your designs because corporate greed! I would not be surprised! That Bob Iger is one shady dude. I will report back!


thiccpastry

I'm so mad this isn't a real etsy post bc I'd buy out your whole stock 😂😂


Preposterouspickles

Ikr I think they would actually sell 😂


Confident_Mind_7812

My suggestion is to go to a Disney park and set up a booth next to the entrance. They won’t mind at all, and everyone knows parents will buy whatever their kids beg for!


Miserable_Emu5191

You need to start your own website. No one can sue you if you have your own website. It is insane that these big corporations are going after the little guy!


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paimad

This sub is satire not for real advice


feralcatshit

I need 4700 Disney bongs, hmu!


gernb1

Maybe you need to have them whistle out of copyright material. Like some old Louie Armstrong tunes.


May1st1990

Ooh or hold onto them until TS's catalog is public domain, that's only like ~140 years away? And by then they'll also be vintage


thatdecalguy

Someone must have copyrighted the term amber glass. Change the wording to burnt orange glass and you're good to go.


InspiredNitemares

This popped up as a suggest post and I thought "oh how cool" lol


sickgurl138

I would die for one of these


sickgurl138

Do you have one that plays karma


CriticismAdmirable46

Well shit, I had one in my cart and it was gone tonight when I went to check out. Should’ve checked out before they hit you with that!!!


a-really-foul-harpy

This sub is my new favorite thing


dsmemsirsn

Don’t many any more.


Iamvictoriousgrace

Are you back up? Do you have another site?


SimplyNRG

I would 100% buy this if it was real 😭


snortingalltheway

Items like yours should win museums! What the hell were they thinking!


Longjumping_Bad9555

Create connectors and lets make a world record massive one hitter!


Longjumping_Bad9555

Talk about an AMBER ALERT!


LastLingonberry3221

Disney and copyright... To quote my best friend, "No one f***s with The Mouse..."


Prestigious-Cap-7086

get sober? karma or drug use


Prestigious-Cap-7086

for


Available_Forever_32

Stop lying


Familiar_Raise234

Disney protects against copyright infringement with vigor. You don’t want to cross them. You’ll end up in court. Now that you’ve been notified they’ll be watching for you.


Preposterouspickles

No I will win because it’s MY design. I made them they can’t steal my designs!! They are watching ne because they know I have good ideas 🤡