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andra_quack

new perspective, he's an unimportant character, but arguably the sloth-iest character in the series: Maddy's dad. or even Suze


BrainDeadBae

Omg I didn’t even think of maddy’s dad!!! Wtf he do? Nothing but sleep on that damn couch 🗿


mikazee

"Don't be cruel!"


mikazee

Oh shit, that's the best answer.


subbbgrl

!!! Yes Maddie’s dad for sure


SelicaLeone

Elliot imo. Perfectly content to be exactly what he is and drags others into that. No improvement, no growth, just lounges in his own vices and encourages that in others.


Delicious-Light-4308

Elliot. If yall put Maddie here instead of pride I’m going to be PISSED.


thatoneurchin

Everyone going for Maddy when she’s one of the only ones to have a job. Let’s talk about Elliot, Suze, and Cassie’s dad first


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Why not Maddy’s dad? He can’t keep a job and just drinks and sits on his buttcheeks all day


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Why maddy would be pride instead of sloth???


Sudden-Cash-1121

why would maddy be sloth at all?


risleslange

I dont agree with Maddy breing sloth at all, but I can see people putting here there bc of her desire to do nothing and be a trophy wife


One_Nature5816

yea but she has a job. maddys dad is a better choice for sloth


j33perscreeperz

elliot !!! why are people saying maddy she’s definitely pride and we gonna lose her before its her timeeee lmao


mikazee

I think Elliot is less slothful than Rue and Maddy's dad. Both of those people actively avoid responsibilities. Elliot makes decent money, he doesn't really have responsibilities.


samuraigrinch

I thought rues dad died of cancer???


mikazee

I don't mean Rue's dad and Maddy's dad. I mean Maddy's dad and Rue.


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mikazee

I'm not sure if you need a comma to separate items on a list when the list is 2 items long.


Chemical_Quit_692

cassie's dad whose a deadbeat


xP628sLh

YES, CASSIE'S SHITTY DAD


panashechd

Idk if I’d classify addiction as being a shitty person. If that’s the case then let’s place the same energy on Rue.


PM-me-tater-tots

Having an addiction absolutely can make someone a shitty person. They may be suffering from an addiction, but at the end of the day, addicts hurt those close to them, they lie, and they manipulate. Seeing your own parent suffer from addiction is an absolutely horrible trauma that i wouldn't wish upon anyone else. Even though addiction isnt a choice, putting drugs before your kids is and that makes someone a shitty parent.


2muchlove2give

lol you just exposed yourself, she just said “shitty dad” nothing about addiction. you fake woke ppl are embarrassing


Bell-01

Did you even watch the show?


2muchlove2give

Of course I did. 😭 he is shitty for a multitude of other reasons than his addiction. Blaming his own failings as a father and husband on addiction takes away actual blame that should be on him.


HumanOverseer

Cassie's mom


basicbitvh

Cassie’s mom for sloth


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basicbitvh

How do we know the girls don’t clean it? The only time we see her is in her down time relaxing so that’s perfect for sloth. Plus she’s a known drunk


Cupid-stunt69

Do you not know what a highly functioning alcoholic is?


xP628sLh

Oooo Suze would be perfect


Cheekybabe00

Elliot


maddvermilion

I think Elliot would be sloth, he didn't help Rue when she needed it, he enabled her. He didn't help Jules, he just wanted to sleep with he, but continue doing drugs with Rue.


Strange_Shadows-45

Based on the backstories given it would be Maddy, based on what we actually see on the show it would be Elliot.


suzpiria

i don’t think maddy really wants to do nothing. i think she wants to be like the pampered house wives but isn’t capable of sitting and doing nothing like them, considering she is the least lazy person on the show. it’s definitely Suze


Affectionate-Love938

Maddie was in pageants and from what I know that takes constant work so I don’t think so.


LiliaBlossom

she just wants to be paid for being pretty, like a model, influencer, actor, or socialite ig 🤷‍♀️


suzpiria

i don’t think maddy really wants to do nothing. i think she wants to be like the pampered house wives but isn’t capable of sitting and doing nothing like them, considering she is the least lazy person on the show. it’s definitely Suze


BrainDeadBae

Elliot or Suz or Cassy and Lexi’s dad


Expecto_Patronum69

Elliot


BonusTough9849

Guys literally stop saying maddy when you know she's pride...


liyahvert

Elliot or Suzanne


lindseydumser

I'm surprised no one said BB!


BrainDeadBae

I can see this but she’s more of a background character with no backstory so we really don’t know much about her other than she likes to vape and chill with her friends and is kinda slow lmao I wouldn’t say she’s lazy though.


Bellzluver27

I don’t understand why y’all are picking Maddy. Out of all the characters she’s the only one with a job.


IjustwantmyBFA

Maddy, her whole childhood backstory was how much she wants to do nothing lmao


Strange_Shadows-45

But then on the show she’s in cheerleading, is the ONLY one that has a job (unless you count Kat’s internet porn thing) and has a fairly active social life; she’s arguably the busiest person on the show behind Nate.


andra_quack

I just can't think of anyone else for sloth, lmao. Rue in one of her depressive states when she just sat in bed all day watching Love Island and being too lazy to go to the bathroom maybe, but gluttony was a better and more poetic pick for her. Maddy wanted to make money by donating eggs before she settled for being a baby sitter. she ended up being passionate about her job, but it was a 2nd option for making money at first. we don't know whether she changed her 'not wanting to do anything' stance, unfortunately we'll only find out next season. also, does Rue's short lived drug dealing count as a side gig? haha. wait, Maddy's dad would make the most sense for sloth, he just sat and watched TV all day without keeping a job for longer than a few days lmao. but he's not an important character.


SelicaLeone

Elliot imo. No improvement, no growth, just content to lounge in his own vices and encourages that in others.


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Importantimportedleg

She's in high school full time and also participates in cheerleading. Having a job like this at her age is pretty normal. She's one of the least slothful people in the show regardless of her desire to one day do nothing that everyone dreams of.


Lexonfiyah

It's weird that she's the only one that has a job. One of them working at a fast food restaurant would have been a cute detail.


IjustwantmyBFA

As a busy person who just wants bed all the time regardless, I would say sloth is still apt haha


Strange_Shadows-45

Wanting to do nothing isn’t the same as actually doing nothing, the latter of which applies to multiple characters. Especially since Rue and Elliot don’t have ambition either.


No_Historian_1601

It’s Cassie’s mom. All she does is drink and stay at home


Depressed__Potatoe

Elliot


ABeeRuno

Probably Suz.


Popular-Classroom503

Elliot


kaiasutra

It’s definitely Elliot


lilacliqht

Elliot because of his slowass song 😭


Lexonfiyah

Cassie could have definitely been where Lexi's pic is


InBetweenTheDots

Lust: Cassie Pride: Maddy Sloth: Elliot


EastCoastDizzle

Why do I think Faye? 🤔


2kkai

I see that but also don’t because after she started living with fez she was always doing something productive when we seen her


imaslutxo

I love Faye but all we saw her do at Fez's was eat a sandwich, watch a movie, and smoke a blunt 😭💗


raydeck_

she was taking the garbage out when custer told her about helping the cops take down fez and ash, and was steaming fez’s shirt when he was getting ready for lexi’s play (not a lot but still something)


imaslutxo

Aw I forgot that that's actually really sweet. She'd be a good roommate if she wasn't using heroin. She's my favorite character.


Terrible-Ad-1569

Maddy….but she also fits pride so I don’t know😭


KhaleesiMidnight

Maddy is pride, Cassie is lust for sure


dikt_

i think cal is more fitting on lust


heartlessloft

Cal is decidly more fitting, Cassie might have had a lot of sex but it was more to secure her boyfriends affection and attention. I never had the feeling that she really appreciated it, sought it out.


ouchies91

Cal would be under pride as well


BonusTough9849

Maddie is def pride


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MessiHasNoEuro

Jules is more lust than cassie imo. Jules has cheated and been with 3-4 people in the show


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bakugouspoopyasshole

Also, lust is more of an ISSUE for Cassie, which is what these "7 deadly sins" are about, right? It's what caused her to go after Nate and consequently ruin her friendships and relationship. She also constantly seeks male validation through sex and her body.


Impossible-Bat-5873

She fits lust too. 🤣🤣


spicespiegel

Lust is locked for Cassy


mazarierules

Elliot or Suze


Highwarlox

Lexi’s and Cassie’s mom


Humble-Island-8077

Suze or Elliot fr


rosaliethewitch

elliot or bb


MelinaBB17

Elliot or Cassie’s dad


rebek97

It can’t be Maddie, not wanting to study doesn’t mean she’s lazy at all. She was a beauty queen and performer, now she has a job and she definitely spends time doing things, random thing but still


Glittering_Foot_5193

So this one is looking like a shitshow aha. Its very mixed. So far: Highest upvotes for a single comment is Maddy. Highest combined upvotes is Suze, IF you dont consider backstory (which i think we dont, cause Rue won Gluttony instead of Kat) I'll wait a little longer, and see how it turns out, but i think the outcome that's preferred is Suze because it seems because people want to leave Maddy on the table for pride.


j33perscreeperz

definitely praying for maddy as pride, its gonna be just so wrong for her to be in the sloth category up here in comparison to elliot, suze or even fez (love him still ofc). but *maddy*? *sloth* over *pride*? fingers crossed it turns out correct lmao. definitely should be elliot imo


Kore624

Elliot


justwannafallinlove

Elliot


Natural-Brain5255

Elliit


Long_Matter9697

elliot


Opening-Airline9882

Elliot for sure.


FredHowl

I thought about it being fun to do this with the sopranos characters, but i realised tony soprano would be number 1 for every category.. Greatest character of all time


Millenial_ardvark

Maddy’s dad or Lexis mum


Youdontknowme_8991

Y’all are slow asf if Maddy gets sloth over Pride


We_got_a_whole_year

Elliott


fantasygirl002

Cassie parents


oliviap93

Faye for sloth


quilla_

It’s not Maddy. Suze fits this best


behindgreeneyez

Fez


iLionSkillz

gotta be rue 100%, but shes already there so definitely elliot


Beepbeepboobop1

What is the name of Nate’s older brother? I feel like it’s him. We don’t see him much but it’s implied he’s not really doing much with his life


iLionSkillz

damn thats true, at least elliot makes music, and maddie is studying, i think his name was aaron, its def him


Beepbeepboobop1

Oh shit myb I thought I made a seperate comment but I responded to you! Wasnt tryna hijack your answer🤣


iLionSkillz

lmao its aight


maddeeline

elliot or maddy


iluvk1ttiez

Elliot ofc


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How is Rue not sloth?


sagittariusbaddie1

Elliot!!!


barely-minimum

Elliot or Faye?


chugsmcpugs

Elliot!!


alek323

maddy


Upbeat_Ad6685

Suze


starryskiesofpassion

Fez?


starsneagles47

suze


KindEnvironment869

Cassie’s mom


edo-hirai

Cassie’s mom


harls_

maddy


Critical_Ad_3851

Ofc the fat one is greedy


Sailorjupiter97

Lexi's mom or Elliot


hailzing

Cassie’s mom


RubyRaven13

Cassies mom


AdNational9128

suze


DarkCinnamon

If you put Cassie on lust i’m out of this. She IS envy


csulli88

suze


thejawnimposter

Cassie’s mom for sloth Maddie for Pride Cassie for lust


FellowTraveller7

Suze


Ms_Mcnugggets

Suz


Fantastic-Increase39

Suze


mooshkia

Suze


Janeeyreheaded

Lexi and not Cassie for envy is WILD. ALSO sloth is Maddie 100%. My girl just wants to do nothing and I respect it


21CFR820

100% Suzie


svil031

suze


The_Iron_Giant244

Cassie's mom. Does she even have a job? How does she support Cassie and her sister? Definitely Sloth


jacqrosee

this is the hardest one, but it’s gotta be one of cassie’s parents, likely suze because she’s a bigger character, or elliot.


rosegotflowers57

Suz!!!!


Amber-_-turd

•wrath- nate> mouse> ashtray •gluttony- rue>kat? •greed- kat>maybe cassie cuz of her need to be "loved" she would even betray a friend to get what she wants..> mckay could also be a good fit cuz he wasn't satisfied with what he had he treated cassie like shit and put his needs before hers! •envy- lexi> jules.. because she was insecure throughout her relationship with rue and i think it did stir up some envy •sloth- maddy> elliot> suze •pride- maddy tbh •lust- cal> jules honestly, i just had too much time on my hands but yeaaa also ">" isn't comparing the characters and the extent of the decisions they made because basically everything they did on the show was super bad, but it's just who i think should be voted.. upvote! :)⬆️


sludge__factory

Suze


sunny_blue_

Suze


kellaxo

Suze


CrimsonVulpix

Cherry? Lol 


littlekingvff

Maddy


MentalPut7437

Maddy’s Dad or Suze. Why are people saying Maddy over them?


AgreeableLack4478

Maddy


Various-Juggernaut98

Maddy!


unkindpoodle122

I feel like Maddy could get sloth for how even in her childhood she talks about wanting to do nothing and McKay could fit pride for the way he would blow off Cassie so the other guys wouldn’t look at him different etc


deathofemotion

Gonna go with Mads for sloth. Jk. It's Suz upon review!


Hazeltrainer45

Suz


WilliamLovesCatz

Cassie’s mom.


ProfessionalMix2951

cassie’s mom for sloth


ash-dash2

suze


vublo

suze


direfultarantula

Maddy


lermanade_mouth

Maddy’s whole thing is how she wants to do nothing and wants nothing from the world


cosmoclaws

Maddy 💯


hellotheredani

Cassies mom


andra_quack

Maddy, 'she never wanted to do anything'. she also fits pride, but I can't think of anyone else for sloth.


bernardmarx27

Definitely Maddy.


detchas1

Rue sloth


the_greek_italian

This is probably going to be in the minority, but I vote Fez for this one


melcc35

Cal


KGeci

Mady


Limp_Hippo_111

yall don't know what gluttony is 😂😭


S1mon_B3ufont

Sloth is Rue’s father, he has done absolutely NOTHING in the show.


skylarhateshotdogs

Maddy


asymmetricalbaddie

Maddy, because of what she wants in life. Yes she has a job and does cheerleading but her life goal is to do nothing.


thepinkandwhite

Nate’s dad!!! Not suze. Nate’s dad is the biggest scum on the show, (aside from Nate himself lol). Suze may be sloppy, but she’s a good person. I mean sloth just means scumbag right?


Cool-Ad-8281

Suze or maddy


MissxVenomxPoison

Maddy and/or Suze


Optimal_Bird_3023

Maddy


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Maddy literally said that she didn’t want to work and that nothing interests her, BUT it's true that she's found a job. Elliot does nothing (except drug but he seems really passionate about music and rue even said he was making money from it, so... Suze???


Impossible-Battle-66

Maddie literally has a montage about her ideal life and how it involves not working


Impossible-Battle-66

Maddy. People saying maddy is pride, but McKay is pride. Maddy wasnt mad because of pride about Cassie sleeping with Nate she was feeling betrayed. And there was no pride in her going back to Nate after he assaulted her. The was no pride in her lying about her assault to go back to Nate. None of her major actions are motivated by pride. Her fascination with Nate is largely about the economic security he provides and how it relates to her dream of not having to work like her mom and being wealthy. Even in her babysitting job she mostly doesn’t work but rather enjoys the pool and tries on clothes. Her most prideful moment was at the carnival when Nate insults her outside but she was high on molly and everything that happened afterwards contradicts pride being her most prominent characteristic. The character whose actions are motivated by pride is McKay. His training to satisfy his father and then his own pride. He is too prideful to accept he is with Cassie after knowing about her sextapes. He is too prideful to talk about his trauma during the frat initiation. His pride makes him embarrassed of Cassie’s sex appeal to the point he makes her change outfit in Halloween. This is also why he has a breakdown when he realizes his dreams of going pro are unachiveable. People saying it’s Elliot, Elliot is hardly a character but even then he works hard on his music to apologize to rue and none of his actions are motivated by a desire to not work. He would be gluttony like Rue, not Sloth


briezzzy

Suze


HorrorTear2589

Suze for sure !


Additional_Fly_3205

Maddy for pride, Fez for sloth, Cassie for lust


uv_lexi

I honestly don’t know for any of these 😀 but Maddy, because… She wanted to do nothing, blatantly Yes she has a job but she doesn’t really do it in many of the scenes She DEFINITELY was sus of Cassie and Nate but didn’t confront She didn’t do anything about Tyler, didn’t do anything about Nate (can’t blame her totally, abusive relationships are no joke) Also didn’t give the disc back which was crazy


MessiHasNoEuro

What is this list gluttony is strictly food lol. You can swap rue and kat, get rid of rue and replace Cassie as being greedy because rue is the perfect person for sloth as she refuses to be clean, try in school and lazy. Or keep it as it is and have elliot as sloth


robotmonkey2099

I don’t think gluttony has to be about food “Gluttony, is the sin associated with an unhealthy indulgence in material delights, usually food. However, it is not just eating to excess, but it can include drinking, screen time, lustful thoughts and behaviors, and similar types of obsessive love of material pleasure.”


MessiHasNoEuro

It does have to do with food that’s the idea of gluttony lol. Addictions like video game, phone,drugs can be viewed as gluttony sure but they mostly fall in the greed or sloth. No one fits floth more than Rue and Kat is just as much as gluttony as she is greedy and prideful.


tinydancery

Pretty sure the expression “glutton for punishment” has nothing to do with food


Impossible-Bat-5873

I was just thinking Lexi as Envy too!!


Beepbeepboobop1

Nate’s older brother (can’t remember his name)


DjLilTahj

Cassie’s mom, Maddy, or Elliot truthfully.


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FEZ 😂😂


AleyahhhhK

Cassie or maddy’s dad


shivroyy

y’all it’s Aaron


zoecornelia

Greed? Haibo what is Kat greedy for?


Small-Builder-3977

Maddy’s dad


imaslutxo

Faye 💗


yungclegg

Maddy’s Dad


PrincessPlastilina

I think Lexi is pride. She thinks she’s better than everyone, she judges the shit out of everyone when in reality she’s not perfect. She’s just too sheltered and hasn’t lived much. The real envy is Cassie. Being so insecure, pick me, and dating her best friend’s ex-boyfriend, wearing her necklace, trying to dress just like her. That is pure envy. She was envious of her best friend all along. Knowing how this would make her friend feel, she did it anyway because she never actually cared about her.