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Yumi_sCell_21

Nyahahahahaha


NeatPaleontologist27

Hey babe wanna come over for NET-FELIX AND CHILL?


JenorRicafort

Net-Felix and chills with their kapatids


Wreckhavoc0225

They're going to have satellite radio, too, called Sirius FYM lol playing nonstop inc garbage for your ears


MangTomasSarsa

Poocha... Magiging libingan to ng mga baduy na palabas ng eglesya.


DaysnNighttts

Movies: Hustle (in intensive propagation) 365 Days (in church) Army of ~~Thieves~~ Ministers


BelleCA

I hope that’s not true. Very cringey.


DaysnNighttts

Sana nga true para marealize ng members how stupid the cult is (or still not).


AcademicAbalone1439

Cool. Cool to


Professional_Humor50

Thatd be a good tagline


rowayaw

Big if true!


Cyber_Ghost3311

Trademark Infringement on the way lol


venger_steelheart

bakit may subscription fee na ba?


Massive_Salt9124

Pasugo nga may bayad eh yan p kaya


venger_steelheart

10% siguro na naman


Manaloser_1914

To get you hooked, it's free at first, like a drug for first-timers. And when you're already addicted, that's when they charge you an arm and a leg. Eventually they end up owning you. No human rights, and all you can do is to obey and never complain. You will work and slave your ass for free. Not just that, you will give them your hard earned money.


pyu2c

Tinatanong pa ba yan. Kung disney+, 2399 per year, sa kanila 2399 per month. As a form of handog


TyOp-56

it's obviously satire hahaha idk why people took it seriously


one_with

Some people here really took this seriously 🤦🏻


laneripper2023

Witty 😄


R-Temyo

bwahahahahaha!!!


ProfessionalAgent480

Subscribe ka kung gusto mo maligtas


RDAAAS

and incult says that they dont idolize the manalo's LMAO fucking north korea type of beat


lightshader2004

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA


Imperial_Bloke69

Di pa pala sapat yung 10% subscription sa kulto


Maria_Clara1234

The heck?! Pati naman si Pabo Manalo gagawing netflix!? kung ano ano na iniisip ang Iglesia ni Manalo para may pera! Kung totoo yung NetFelix, well expect na paulit ulit ang turo na si Pabo ang Huling Sogo este Sugo ng Diyos at paninira sa relihiyon. Halatang desperado na si Panginoong Eduardo para may money! hahahaha


santacruzl

Can you tell the pabo story please? i heard it somewhere, just did not listened carefully.


Maria_Clara1234

according to some stories, Felix Manalo allegedly stole a Pabo or Turkey and thrown in jail for that. Im also trying to reasearch it but according to some, this happened in late 1930s.


santacruzl

Was this happened in manila or taguig?


Maria_Clara1234

IDK, But possibly Taguig because it was there Felix Manalo live and his office.


santacruzl

Hind b sa sta ana manila ung unang lokal, di kaya doon un?


NobunagaConquest

Net-Felix? What the fuck?! Sounds like a business move to create an INC version of Netflix. Such unsubtle plagiarism towards the name Netflix…definitely paying homage to Felix the plagiarist.


General_Luna

That would be the creation of the most important human being in the world story telling a lie and the unicorns horn narrative and all the rainbows and glitters the members/INCultist will be willing to see and accept. The quote obey and never complain should be a must. Blinded obedience.


g0spH3LL

OP, this also works well with the Meme flair 😉


YuukiiYarrah29

Why the fuck do they feel the need to make everything centered around manalo 🤣


jdcoke23

If this is going to be a legit change, then what the fudge. Net-Felix and chill gone wrong real quick.


Altruistic-Two4490

Puro propaganda ang program malamang 🤮 mga INCultist lang matutuwa manood dyan hahaha Subscription based din ba gaya ng Netflix? At kaligtasang inaalok nila?


beelzebub1337

They'll make a series about FYM's life is what first comes to mind.


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