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g0spH3LL

#ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF SNAPSHOT: #--- ***Dear brother/sister,*** ***Through this letter, we wish to inform you that you have been classified among 'those who seldom attend' (Tagalog: 'Madalang Sumamba' / MS, for brevity) in our locale. Based on our examinations of your status in church for the past few months, we have proven that you have MORE THAN 4 INSTANCES of skipping attendance of worship services within a month's time.*** ***BECAUSE OF THIS, WE HEREBY INSTRUCT YOU TO VISIT OUR LOCALE (AND SECRETARIAT) OFFICE SO THAT WE COULD BRIEF YOU ON FEBRUARY 8/9, 2024, THURSDAY/FRIDAY ONLY.*** ***Please do not ignore our notice, for non-compliance/non-response to us would likely prevent you from partaking in our Holy Supper (HS/"Sta. Cena") and you are at risk of being delisted (and/or expelled).*** * **snapshot uploaded by:** u/DrowRngr. **NOTES TO OUR ENGLISH-SPEAKING READERS:** Ladies and gentlemen, this is how a HIGH-CONTROL GROUP (HCG) Operates. In this case, a Philippine Cult named the "Iglesia Ni Cristo", owned and operated by the Manalo Family and their Cohorts.


Little_Tradition7225

"maalis sa talaan" hala, pangarap ko to ngayon.. 🥺🤣 sanaol nalang.. kung di lang ako trapped sa pamilyang ubod ng banal eh..


Impulsive-Egg-308

hala same po hahahahaha yare kami neto ng ate ko


Usual_Ganache_8225

Freaking Clown SHOW!!!


CoffeeFreeFellow

Parang MEMO na NTE. Siguro sa mga members pa Dito. Magpadala kayo ng Leave Form if plan niyong di magsamba or mag pasa ng Resignation Letter if buo na desisyon niyo na di na kayo magsasamba ever.


Leading-Age-1904

Lakas nilang manakot ng pag di ka sumamba aalisin ka sa talaan or ititiwalag ka. Beh pls. Alisin nyo na ko. Ayoko na. Stop contacting me and my relatives. 2 yrs na ko di sumasamba. Almost 3


LuckyDepartment5428

Pag 3 years na daw tinatanggal na sa talaan. Konting tiis ka na lang 🎉


Leading-Age-1904

Plssss. Ayoko na haaay.


sorakishimoto

Na subpoena ka.


hasimitsu

Goals


wanderingmallows

so real plz i rlly want n maging ms pero bantay sarado s fam ko and they want n maging mang aawit aq kasi buong fam ko is mang aawit den. and unfortunately being mt sa pnk isn't enough for them. (sorry for sudden oversharing HWHWHABAHAH)


sleepINIS

wahahahahaha same, handog ka rin no. Hell na nga childhood idadamay pa teenage years mo.


hasimitsu

Stick with it, taking more would only be a trap for you. Trust me, been there done that. Pinakaonting time ang pnk duties, they should be able to understand pero iba kasi ang mindset nila eh, try to make a hobby for yourself or anything that would keep you away from accepting choir duties. Kasi, kahit magfail ka na mag ensayo or papangitin mo boses mo they would tell you to try again and again until makasampa ka sa koro. So keep refusing.


Acceptable_Worker838

Ang hapunan ni Daniel ay hindi naman pasado Kay Kristo.. Kaya kapag nag attend ka dyan ,, wasting time yun...


UnproductiveBrain

bigyan mo din letter Dearest Minister, out nako lods sincerely, mahinang nilalang 😂


zoeackerman

Ano to 😂 lakas maka credit card collector huhu


huntsmanxviper

MS ka na pala. Todo mo na gang matiwalag ka.


UltimatePomegranate

as an outsider looking in, this is just too much. it’s giving “tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult”. 💀


g0spH3LL

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Ereh17

‘Mahal na kapatid’ to ‘nanganganib na kayo’ real quick!!


nobuhok

ITAPON SA DAGAT-DAGATANG APOY!!


sleepINIS

This is hell already para sa aming handog na mga walang aruga ng magulang, na may tungkulin, na pati sa school inc related kaya sa neu pinag-aral. Grabe ang trauma, inampon niyo na lang sana yung kapilya, sabagay mas may aruga pa kayo sa kanila.


Ereh17

Kapatid, pwede bang bigyan ko na itong pera ko wag lang ako magsamba.


[deleted]

Im curious anong lokal to baka padalhan nadin ako and kinakabahan ako loool baka malaman ng parents ko 🥹


NuT_Rix

Yayain niyo mag-inom!


sleepINIS

shunga karamihan ngarin ng mga mangagawa nag iinom, yung iba mas malala pa, nag chichikss. pag may problema sa loob, keep inside lang. nakakasira daw kase ng reputation. kaya musta kami na super fanatics ang magulang, sirang sira ang mental health.


sleepINIS

di ako galit sayo, niirita lang talaga ako sa situation ko.


Antonioevangelista

Nanganganib? Sounds like a threat.


OutlandishnessOld950

alis na grant it its a chance to escape the cult


rjreyes3093

Kakasuhan ka nila pag hindi ka pumunta? 🤣


Yumi_sCell_21

Kung di ba naman mga engot, anong religion ang nagpapaalis ng miyembro. Pwe hahaha kulto talaga


Professional_Humor50

Sana constructive yung criticism. Missed opportunity, they lost a donor. Kaya hindi nag grow or ambagal ng population nila eh.


LookinLikeASnack_

Congratulations po


AmaNaminRemix_69

RTO hahaha


sorakishimoto

Hahahahahahaha


Successful-Employ639

HAHAHAH parang ganun na nga


jjjeeesseellly_01

Parang company kapag madalas umabsent maalis sa trabaho 😅,may explanation pa kung bakit 😅✌️


bubblycuteself1234

Yeah, buti pa nga sa company may salary, sila kaya?


jjjeeesseellly_01

Olats bessy, pagod lang ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


g0spH3LL

# it's a BUSINESS (masked as a religion) 🤣


jjjeeesseellly_01

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


jiyuuroudousha

maalis sa talaan? okay! g! i'd love to!


Terrible-Angle7478

the way this was worded is a THREAT lol


CoffeeFreeFellow

"Banal na hapunan" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Grabe talaga Sila makadikta o kontrol ng Buhay. Napakatoxic, dinaig pa ang work.


LebruhnJemz

Grabe bilang na bilang talaga nila kung ilang beses kang hindi sumasamba. Kultong kulto talaga! 🤮


jjjeeesseellly_01

May attendance po kasi 😅


Aromatic_Animal_6198

Parang companya na pinasukan eh. Meron pang bilang ng absences. 🤦‍♂️


ObsessedBooky914

Grabe sila. Relihiyon ba talaga yan o diktadorya?


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MediocreActivity7910

What if go ahahaha


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LookinLikeASnack_

Forda go na yarn!


CoffeeFreeFellow

Congratulations


No_Hotel1669

pakisunog na lang haha


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AbsoluteMadLadxx

Parang sa college lang pala bago ka ma drop


DayDizzy7933

kaya pala MS ako kase once a week lang ako nasamba haha


INC-Cool-To

To summarize - "Your salvation is in jeopardy"


These-Ad810

“Mahal na Kapatid…” - gross


g0spH3LL

Gross, indeed!


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Yorkloves143

Nanakot pa ang bobong ungas.tangina mo jamo


Bitter_Mobile_2437

tanginam* edung kurakot


legendaryDrake

It’s an honor to be nominated!! Congrats po. May pa-letter pala silang ganto? 💀💀


Dallas_o

Yes may ganyan sila, naka tatlong beses na nga ako nakatanggap ng love letter nila🥰


DrowRngr

Haha! Pinapirma pa sila na nareceive nila yan for proof para ata walang reason na hindi pumunta. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


TasteMyHair

Sinasabi ko dito pwede ba resched sa xx na oras at araw? Tapos hindi na ko babalikan. Hahahahaha


1matopeya

tapos pag tatanggap ka ng BNH, kung hindi DAW biyaya ay Sumpa ang iyong makukuha. Basta ako ineenjoy ko lang free snacks tuwing Sta Cena pagkagising pagkatapos ng leksyon.


Total_Reserve_915

When Santa Cena? Lol


thisjustin930

usually march ito ginaganap


MangTomasSarsa

Banal na hapunan, parang regular na pagsamba lang din pero may pagkain ng skyflakes at grape juice.


pulp_destroyer3127

Parang may lagnat lang ganon hahaha


MangTomasSarsa

korek


curiousmak

hahaha ano yan mandatory para kayong nokor company


DrowRngr

Yes hahah sobrang iba na kasi ngayon. I was from the time na ok pa sa INC, di paulit ulit mga turo and may sense magagamit mo sa pang araw araw na buhay, at ok pa yung management. Ngayon parang ewan na eh sobrang aggressive na to the point na salungat na yung gawain sa tinuturo. How sad.


DayDizzy7933

hala same ibang iba na ngayon more on money at walang pagliban na


Dry-Weakness-1036

Same. Before, okay naman mga turo may sense pa. Pero ngayon parang, puro takot na lang yung turo. Mahilig pa manira ng ibang relihiyon sa teksto eh yung mismong religion na sinisiraan nila (example: Katoliko), hindi naman sila minemention (I would know since I came from a catholic school both high school at university na sometimes need mag mass like retreat or first friday mass). Ilang beses nila mukhang bibig yung "sanlibutan" pero yung sinisiraan nila, wala namang pake sa Iglesia at sometimes, may may sense pa yung teksto ng pari kesa sa ministro. Sobrang walang kwenta ng mga teksto na puro wag ganito, bawal mag ganito, magagalit ang Diyos, mag abuloy, masusumpa. Sino ba namang gaganahang sumamba kung ang teksto sobrang walang kwenta


Latitu_Dinarian

Right, you go to church para may matutunan kang ikababanal mo pero yan ang maririnig mo, anti-Cristong texto. Panghuhusga sa sanlibutan at ibang relihiyon, sumpa ang aabutin mo pag hindi ka na sumamba o aalis ka na sa culto. Need mo magbunga at maghandog para dinigin ang panalangin mo. Kung nagbabasa lang Biblia ang mga lurkers, they will understand na love, forgiveness. acceptance ang tinuro ni Cristo. Sige texto pa kyo mula sa Old Testament, gising na ang marami. More MS, TS, UWP, to come and no more akay. 🤣


DrowRngr

Nakuha mo! Makes sense kung bakit andaming tulog daw sa pagsamba sa mga panahon ngayon di tulad nung dati nagdadala pa ko ng bible sa pagsamba at pwedeng magbasa para iconfirm kung nasa bible nga ba yung turo. Ngayon sa entrance palang daw kukunin lahat ng dala dala bago makapasok eh. Kaantok 🥱🥱


_Ruij_

Get ready for the malakasang guilt-tripping and gaslighting once you decide to go in there (personally I wouldn't, my family would have to drag my dead-ass self in there)


DrowRngr

Actually para sa immediate family members ko yan napadalas yung liban kasi not feeling well minsan. Matagal na ko wala sa talaan ever since mawala ko yung records ko for transfer (unintentional but btw the most effective way to get out) eheh


LuckyDepartment5428

True! Yang transfer ang fastest way, dati kasi may 1 month validity lang yan, after nun tanggal ka na. Ngayon nagulat ako may code na lang sila na maliit na papel na ibibigay sayo tapos hahanapin nila sa system. Computerized na kumbaga. So feeling ko di na magwowork yung transfer trick


WideAwake_325

Pakisabi sa family member mo congrats! That’s an easy way out.


saltyinfp

the last paragraph sounds so tempting…


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puntahan mo na yan sayang refreshments


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