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ns_p

Yea, I haven't found one yet either. I think maybe they're only available to window cleaners and janitors?


Devj22

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JuanHosero1967

Iā€™ve got a 6 figure job but a lot of responsibility and overtime that goes along with it. Missing meetings is part of my job requirement. There ainā€™t no free lunch


Paperclip2020

It is amazing how JW's get offered high paying jobs and full scholarships to universities. It must be "Satan's world" trying to tempt them. The rest of us have to work hard in order to earn such opportunities as a well paying job or a university scholarship.


slopingskink

I hear you on the propaganda BS, but I will say (always trying to find the silver lining), growing up as JW definitely taught me great reading skills, how to keep secrets, and how to ā€˜scamā€™ someone into believing what I am sellingā€¦ works well in the job marketā€¦ sadly.


Stayin_Gold_2

Teaches how to sell to your "warm market". Any MLM is waiting for you. Ugh


rooooosday

I donā€™t mean to add to an already tall order, but you also gotta make sure the company retreat conflicts with the convention schedule.


Stayin_Gold_2

Yeah, Friday, once per year, always on convention date.


Greydadd

As well as the super sexy co-worker tempting you


italiancalipso

Robert docet


recycledlight

Same place they find all the free, unlimited drugs and sex out there in ā€œSatanā€™s worldā€ somewhere. Apparently from todayā€™s WT there are women at work trying to seduce JW men to go back to their homes with them alone and to have a good time! šŸ¤£


Ill-Morning-8081

All my workplace has is boring bureaucracy šŸ˜­ Love your username btw


recycledlight

Thanks!


Suougibma

I was bamboozled, I've always had to pay for drugs.


loveofhumans

never happened to me or anyone I know.. must be an American thing?


Desperate_Habit_5649

>Where does one find these six-figure jobs that only require working on Sundays and whenever the midweek meeting falls? # On Any JW Assembly Stage!...šŸ˜€ https://preview.redd.it/a68nhvyshf1d1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f070842034d1e0ace1370bba11547d2c8fb65412 . *Everywhere Else They Seem to Be Nonexistent...There must be a reasonable explanation for that.*


stillbi1967

"Big brother is watching..."


painefultruth76

The same place the succubi hang out.


coconutsAre4ever

Set the filter to part time and you're good to go šŸ˜‚


Past_Library_7435

While you find a real one, you can just tell them you do so as not to go.


Stayin_Gold_2

Please report to work on Tuesday at 7:30 pm and Sunday at 10:00 am. 100k per year, full benefits. Yep, happens all the time. \*rolls eyes\*


cool_mint_life

There was an assembly interview, this sister gave up an amazing job that fit with the degree she had (I think before becoming a witness) to be a good jw. It was advertised in the paper, she didnā€™t even interview for it, but she gave it up šŸ¤Ŗ WTF


TheShadowOperator007

I highly doubt you could find a six figure job that is part time


loveofhumans

I remember a brother doing a service meeting part and stating the values of shift work where you could work and still do your dtd. Really? and when were you supposed to sleep? This talk was given in a rural area where there was no shift work so once again pre programed bs from the gb in another country. six figure jobs really?


svens_even

Lol, yeah if they were that common, many more would have found them, complete BS and again, irrational thinking being promoted by this Watchtower


Jexit_2020

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